‘Tis I, The Dipshit

22-year-old that’s just trying to live on a floating rock

[gouged-doll]

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

This isn’t my main blog but these are inspiring me to Haiku.

[divorce-offical]

guys.

this is really important omg.

you just lost the game.

PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME

@pomelo-verse-offical @columbina-ur-angel @zeta-finnish @the-gun-licker @thesolofthevoidofficial @aoi-offical @snail-offical @sirsamueloflydia @cornstarch-offical @dawnofweasels @holybananapants @aluminum-canz @confusedfroggirl @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @and-i-call-this-root-poly-moly @lee-hoon1kin @asillylittleguy333 @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @burning-britain-official @mcdonaldsmccowboy @walnut-pie-offical @beansandsausages32 @kiwi-thefruit @texaschef-offical @weirdo-offical @x-xxx-0 @dewdropswackyworld @ihateeveyoneandeverything @plasma-offical @sayahastoomanyblogs @the-prophecy-official @tobiyyx @i-me-and-myself2763 @anonmous-offical @goldthenugget @moonpiethief @soggysaucepackets-offical @fenrisiguess @gayspagetticat @mr-puzzlez-official @silly-itis @gabnique @londons-best-thief-official @the-lord-of-rats-offical @daneonrainbow @radiogl1tch @chachiboi-offical @rename-it-later @quirky-petal @clowndestroyer2000

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

FUCK YOU!

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

This is arguably more funny with timestamps on

[cryptotheism]

Corporations should have a champion

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

What happens when that champion is defeated?

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[adv3nturelust]

Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

[marsh-mallow-adopts]

WHAT?!

[triona-tribblescore]

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

[naamahdarling]

I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.

[obfuscatingintelligence]

it's funny that the two canonically non-binary Warframes are:

a horrifying amalgam of multiple shattered frames, put together Frankenstein-style, and held together by the Void

david bowie

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

Please I barely play Warframe (which I’m trying to fix, believe me). Which Warframe is David Bowie. Please I must know

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[zetrystan]

Not a werewolf.

[zetrystan]

The disappearance. 🐑

[zetrystan]

The worst snowman.

[zetrystan]

As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑

Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

I gotta agree with that sentiment. There’s something about this that is so healing

[utopians]

I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

[utopians]

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

[utopians]

Well as much as it pains me to say it they died

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

BUT Horseshoe crabs still exist! Go and look up how old they are and then see how long it takes for our solar system to orbit the Milky Way. You can thank me later

[living-force]

Simon "the butcher", who is horrified when he finds out he sentenced a man to death by pressing the camera button.

Simon "the butcher" who keeps apologizing for not knowing better, for causing harm to the people in the room, for being rightfully angry and lashing out, turning every knob and lever and pressing that damn button because why would it work when he doesn't have any power and why didn't they just Tell Him??

Simon "the butcher" who gets teary and has the look of a hurt child on his face when ava mentions filament station and his voice trembles when he is quick to say "that wasn't supposed to happen"...

Simon "the butcher" who apologizes to the sm-13, an inanimate object, after hitting the console.

Just... Simon being so unbeliebably human throughout the whole movie, it makes my heart ache for him

[noblesandsstories]

Amazing post, I kinda wanna piggy back with something.

Choosing the epithet "The Butcher" is a very deliberate choice. It's meant to depict him as a murder in the minds of the people that look negatively upon him, but that's not the only definition of butcher.

A butcher is also a necessary job to the food supply. They hack up parts of animals, they bleed them out, become covered head to toe with blood and gore. But for their dirty work, the best cuts of meat are produced.

People are fed because of butchers.

People were saved because of Simon.

[staff]

we fucked up

[frangipani-wanderlust]

So the creator titled this "Caveman Cooking," but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.

Sound on. Trust me.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

That was glorious

[thegaymertrainer]

I love otter

[dindjarism]

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS 2015 | dir. J.J. Abrams

[autumngracy]

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

Or HOMOPHOBIC cowards

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

I know I’m not the only who sees the vision

[dindjarism]

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS 2015 | dir. J.J. Abrams

[autumngracy]

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

Or HOMOPHOBIC cowards

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

I have officially witnessed history. What is this feeling? I want more of it

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

Where the fuck is he?? He has to be in here somewhere

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

Oh

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[a-guy-that-may-be-a-dipshit]

Where the fuck is he?? He has to be in here somewhere