Alexanderthepup

NSFW 18+ my name is Xander and this is my adventures as a pup Snapchat srobertson0314

[yuumei-art]

A sky whale doodle to prep myself for designing the whale shaped star projector. Ever since I got my new laser cutter, I've been on a design streak :D I'm excited to share some photos soon!

[aimasup]

"I guess we doin peekaboo now"

KILL IT

[timo-0126]

Ha, childish.

[2007-08-17]

[keyblack-hl]

@scienced​

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[dungeondelvers]

Are Owlbear babies Chicks, or Cubs? Neither. They’re called Chubs.

[autogynephiladelphia]

Oh?????????? My God!!?!?!?!?!!?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I will hold and cherish them!

[zim-kinnie]

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

[zim-kinnie]

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

[skyheartstar13]

It’s true and you should say it.

[zim-kinnie]

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

[shipping-is-life-1-0-1]

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

[zim-kinnie]

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

[shimmedmilk]

you mean, like, ня?

[aveture]

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

[zim-kinnie]

ня

[verminviscount]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

[zim-kinnie]

НЯ

[degenerate-perturbation]

НЯ

[neontaxidermy]

all other poetry is cancelled 

[untitled090918374]

100 Amateur Cumshots

[txheadman]

🐷🐷🐷

[johnboy28]

Hot

[birch-fence]

minecraft is a game that appeals to core goblin interests

[birch-fence]

evidence:

• dirt house

• you can eat rotten flesh

• gold is useless but there’s implicit encouragement to get it anyway

• dirt house

• emeralds are also useless unless you’re trading, but they’re shiny and you’re gonna collect them anyway as well

• lots of shiny stuff in general

• hoard shiny stuff in boxes

• dirt house

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[julshii]

The thrilling answer

[brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102]

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

[daitoshi]

oops my hand slipped

[moodycrissy]

nexttttt pleaseee :D

[sinofangels]

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

[maria-ruta]

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

[hamburgergod]

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

[maria-ruta]

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

80

NEEEXT!!!!!

[placeholderaccount]

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

[maria-ruta]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

[theartofwazzing-blog]

so yeah

[inafantasy-wby]

I LOVE THIS

[romanoscurl-deactivated20170605]

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

[deaddeavtivated]

I have a need…..I must add to this…

[aeshsar]

still waiting for the smut

[takayes-deactivated20170924]

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

[janaya7609]

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

[yaoi-online]

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

[ringo-smile]

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

[afraidtoask]

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

[mildly-duckbe-blog]

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

[zaku-kazu]

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

[gayties-garbage-deactivated2018]

THERES MORE

[conniemcfalcon]

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

[charlieisbi]

ITS BACK OMG

[monstersofmemory]

Omg it’s here!

[sushisalmon95]

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

[sushisalmon95]

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

[multifandom-hoes]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

[soubidou]

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

[madamelibrarian-deactivated2018]

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

[lookingupatthestarsandthinking]

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

[snovolovac]

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

[vampirate-lover]

ITS BACK

[lav-enderlemon]

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

[aufandomlover]

this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens 

[lisanolicence]

best thing ever

[constellation-salad-deactivated]

Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!

(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)

[suckmyicelandick]

my contribution!

[leolimerencez]

This is beautiful

[chillingandtoxic]

Love it

[expremekote-deactivated20180111]

OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!! AND THIS IS SO LONG NOW AND SO ADORABLE!!! I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES!!

[gamerman2002]

I love this so much. For multiple reasons. One all of the different art styles. Two I have been seen this post around Tumblr ever since I first came here. And three ever since I first came it’s been getting longer and better ever cents!

[freakydemonclown]

This is some cute shit

[existentialalpaca]

This has been here since the start of my blog and it’s one of my favourite posts that I had on my dash and it still is

[percethecurse]

Even after all this time I’m so invested in this

[dead-nightingale-deactivated201]

I

[applegorl]

I AM SPEECHLESS

[ifeelspecial-youare]

I love this so much😭😭😭

[babytrash2003]

thiS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER XD

[sorta-phantastic-deactivated202]

THIS IS SO CUTE I’M ACTUALLY SCREAMING

[the-rainbow-shaka-brah]

I’M SCREAMING

[briezyirwin]

I’m crying and dying and screaming how is this possible

[doomednarrative]

IT GOT BETTER!!!!!

[ieroin3]

BOI THIS IS SO FREAKING GOOD!

[twentyonepilotsfanblogg]

MY HEART

[spooky-daddy-jim]

I want more

[usernam-es-blog]

This definitely needs to be continued!!

[giuliadrawsstuff]

Am I too late to join? :D

[veronicasummersfelton]

@neatatom @apitnobaka @noknmni

[neatatom]

@veronicasummersfelton why not?

[sanderschilds]

My hand slipped 

[whateveridk13]

MORE PLS!!!!!!

[kimmycup]

HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS THREAD

my favourite thing, artists of tumblr untiting to create a comic about high school notes gay love story

MORE PLEASE!

tagging all my artist friends who need to see this @takaraphoenix @dragon-of-creation @spider999now @shirmir @noksindra

[keficafe]

I don’t have self control

[aquilacalvitium]

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN! DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE!!

[isa-ghost]

YES HELLO IM CRYING

[fish-food-s]

itS BACK!!

[i-just-punched-malfoy-deactivat]

There’s so much more AAAHHHH

[arz28art]

I’m just gonna add something real quick 😆

[lucanisenjoyer]

Hurry someone add something please 😭😭

[alexclaremontdiaz]

AHHHHH this is so adorable 😍

[feysand-rowaelin-worshiper-deac]

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD SOMETHING MY HEART IS SOARING THIS IS ADORABLE! 😍

[allthefandoms0916-deactivated20]

THIS IS SO CUTE😍😍

[cthebooklover]

@highwarlockofhogsmeade LOOK!! SO MUCH MORE CUTENESS FROM THE LAST TIME

[noost]

This is the best

[honey-sunny-bee]

IT’S BACK

[anachronistic-cat]

this was here when i first came and it’s back and better than ever

[alexross123]

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS!!!

[covveycrow]

*screeches*

[amazable01]

I AM IN LOVE!!!

[the-madcap-laughs]

THIS IS STILL GOING ON I AM IN LOVE

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I CANT BELIVE ITS STILL GOING ON PLZ SOMEONE ADD ONTO THIS PLZ

[the-picani-academy-blog]

Muses Wishlist: The premise with the locker notes and one not having a cell phone.

[catneychu]

fuck i love this thread

[trucbiduleschouettes-deactivate]

[fangirlberry]

I love this so much. Both the adorable boys and how a good portion of the artists on tumlr keep going “Oops, my hand slipped~” AND MAKING IT BETTER.

[angelsdoexist]

omg. there is more and it is BETTER EFERY TIME I SEE IT

[jaqulee-paint-blog]

Saw this and thought it was to cute not to reblog

[you-are-a-bitch-ass-cunt-blog]

I’m dying.

no.

too late I’m dead SO CUTE!!!!

[dasjansel]

IT UPDATED, YEEEEES!!!!

Look at this beauty!

[archerestarcher]

YES A NEW UPDATE!

Please oh PLEEEEEEEASE

Can someone continue this, and tag me?

[burningyetbeautifuldaydreams]

Aaaaaaa need more

[archerestarcher]

AGREED

[grey-lysander]

If someone continues this please tag me

[phlying-squirrel]

BE STILL MY HEART

[br33zymilq]

IM HAVING A FLUFF ATTACK (when something is so cute and fluffy you more than fangirl over. You OBSESS.)

[luminous-lumi]

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I’VE SEEN AND PROBABLY WILL EVER SEE OH MY GOD

[asianartiste]

should i add something

[asianartiste]

@thewitch243 @skylagamingv2 here

[ssironstrange]

oh my god that last addition al;skdjgalsd MY MOM PULLED THAT EXACT STUNT WITH ONE OF MY EX BOYFRIENDS BEFORE 🤣🤣🤣 i thought it was hilarious, he, on the other hand, turned shades of red i didn’t think he could turn

[supremehusbands]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT HAS GREETED WHEN I OPENED THIS APP AFTER 12345567890 DAYS!!!!! OMG OMG OMFG!!!!!

[wybsebastian-blog]

IM CRYING I NEED MORE

[iguessivedrawn]

i hope Y’all don’t mind

[solariumss-deactivated20191204]

DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING!!!!! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??????!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

[uccelletto-di-kokuyo]

Let’s break the notes.  Let’s go.

[zimmer2d-deactivated20181230]

i can’t! if this never ends i’m very fine with that but this needs to be made into a book with the proceeds divvied up between the artists.

[theangelpie19]

HOLY SHIT <3 <3 <3 I LOVE THIS!!!!

[i-speak-gae]

This was the shit that would be on your blog ONE WAY OR ANOTHER and now it got more BEAUTIFUL

[abby-likes-bones]

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS

[dreamcatcherspeaks-deactivated2]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I AM WEAK FOR SOFT BOYS WITH FLUFFY LIGHT COLORED HAIR AND DARK SKIN YOU CAN PROBABLY UNDERSTAND IT FUCKING SUPERB YOU FUNKY LITTLE GAYS

[greenbowlerhat]

I

Need

More

This is adorable

[aquilacalvitium]

IT HAS BEEN UPDATED

[hot-tea-and-blankets]

i added,,, a thing,,,,

[spaladoon]

I LOVE IT

[iamdarknessiamdeath]

ITS BACK! AND I NEED MORE!!!!

[rainandruins-deactivated2020022]

I’ve always wanted to add to this but like… that’s a lot

[jeswii]

There’s even more now!!!

[julianthebeautifulunicorn]

Hey look I did a thing

[avatrashh]

The five year saga continues it’s so cute

[the-incedible-sulk]

This gets cuter everytime oh my gosh 💙💙

[phlying-squirrel]

💚❤💜💖💛💚❤💜❤💖💜❤💚💖❤💜💚💛💖❤💜💚💛💖💛❤

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[mortis01]

Reblog pls

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[saatanantonttu]

[liquidstar]

[albatross-the-fanartist]

Best quality: his wiggles

[pupjester-deactivated20181204]

Night out with the pack. Love my family!

With @pupsabu @pup-kobe and @alexander-the-pup

[pupjester-deactivated20181204]

Binding practice with @alexander-the-pup

[alexander-the-pup]

Alpha finally tied puppy up!! Can’t wait for more 😈😈😈

[alexander-the-pup]

Puppy needed a bath and got to use his first bath bomb ever!!! Not what I thought It’d be but it was still pretty nice