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Monterey Bay Aquarium
will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Keni
NASA
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
$LAYYYTER
roma★
JBB: An Artblog!
Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola
taylor price
RMH
occasionally subtle
pixel skylines
Kaledo Art
Cosmic Funnies
Peter Solarz
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@bansheewitchinghour
I am not one to just stay in one fandom. If you see me hoping from one to another like an insane rabbit that doesn't have a sense of direction. Well, that's the reason.
Masterlist
Undertale
Khaos & Endoli
Hazbin Hotel
Media Demon Masterlist
Life, Death & Fate
not gonna say it again!!!!
a BOG is a wetland that is acidic
a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline
FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!
a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants
a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation
#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees
a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat
Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
Reblog this triple-dead post for something good to happen to you this week.
how to draw arms ? ?
holy fuck
holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???
yes !!
but how much extend
^^^^^^^^^^
I NEARLY CHOKED
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finally. i can be accurate
This is too fucking great to not reblog
I give it MASCLES
BIG MACHO
LMAOOOOOO
Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:
The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!
So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:
And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:
It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting:
So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:
But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!
HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG
Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles
I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.
Reblogging for my art buddies!
This is super helpful for me now :D
@baddywronglegs
I totally didn’t spend half an hour trying to draw someone holding a coffee cup in a way that didn’t make it look like they’d dislocated about two elbows and a wrist right before seeing this.
Funny AND helpful! One step away from the holy Tumblr trinity
Jesus, this took a while to make but here's an edit once again! So fluffing worth it!
Edit: I forgot to tag @kyri45 cuz this is her AU and obviously there's spoilers for those who hadn't read today's post yet!
You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE
How screwed are you?
skin is clear, crops are watered, depression cured. I'm having a GREAT day
yeah this is pretty nice. Pretty comfortable
Not so bad. Good enough. Needs are met
Nothing changed
Not my first choice but I'll survive
No yeah no this is,,, pretty rough
I'm killing myself first chance I get
I don't write fanfiction / I'm bald
Reblog for sample size or perish
*Looks at my current fic draft*
Yeah I'm aight, let's just pray I don't get dropped into Devildom
*Looks at my DPxDCxPoppyPlaytime crossover chapter 1 draft*
Yeah I'm fvcked. I'm so fvcked.
*Looks at my female Ichigo Kurosaki Bleach AU - having crack, trauma, dark elements in general and absolute batshit insanity - draft/idea*
I am so fucked, cause I ain't keeping up with half of that bullshitery.
Ways That Fear Can Show Up (Without Saying “Fear”)
When it creeps: • Foreboding — the air feels wrong before anything actually happens. • Ominousness — silence that feels almost... purposeful. • Misgiving — your instincts tugging at your sleeve, whispering, "Don't."
When it hits fast: • Shock — your brain blanks • Startled— your heart slams, you inhale • Panic — thoughts fracture; your instincts beg for escape
When it lingers: • Tension — jaw locked, shoulders up near your ears. • Anxiety — background noise that lingers in every thought • Dread — knowing something bad is coming and having to wait for it.
When it turns physical: • Shivers — cold crawling up the spine. • Sweat, dilated pupils, skin gone pale — your own body betrays you. • Weakness — knees like jelly, grip unreliable.
When it overwhelms: • Terror — too big to think around. • Horror — something has gone wrong. • Paralysis — body refusing orders.
When it distorts reality: • Paranoia — patterns where there are none. • Suspicion — every sound feels intentional. • Unease — the sense of being watched without proof.
Alastor meets Lilith for the first time 🍎 The shortcomings of the short king
Fan comic
Is this a problem?
Devil on his Knees AU
Post Season 2 What if Orb AU
Alastor briefly stayed but after yet another argument with Lucifer quits, Lucifer ALONE brings out the what if orb and Lucifer alone sees how nessesary Alastor is.
Because the what if orb is a powerful heavenly artifact he technically shouldn't have but it was in his pocket when he fell and he just forget it was there.
He needs to bring Alastor back to keep the hotel running, to outsiders his search comes off as 'oops my relentless bullying drove off my crush/rebound now I have to grovel'.
To Lilith her husband has moved on to a canibalistic deer overlord, her vacation and plan of forcing Lucifer to appreciate her more just backfired.
To the Overlords this is the second incredibly powerful man to crash out over the same deer man and they're bracing for impact.
Rosie and Mimzy reluctantly bonding because Alastor still isn't speaking to either of them.
I like the idea that the What if Orb and the Seeing Orb are a pair of artifacts created by God Called the Right and Left Eyes of God - the Seeing Orb sees the Past, the Present, and fragments of the future, while the What If Orb shows - well. What if's.
The Left Eye was given to Lucifer to care for as the Right Eye was given to Sera, so it wasn't in his pocket but it did follow him down to Hell.
And you know, he probably heard some of what Alastor went through from Charlie/the others the last time he quit, and that Alastor fought Vox and he saw him tied up so he's totally not upset about him leaving - see, he'll prove it! they Don't need him! They've never needed him!
What if Orb: *Shows EXACTLY how much they DO need Alastor, lol* Lucifer: Shit
And then he's rushing around trying to get Alastor to come back, whereas Alastor is free and powerful and enjoying killing Overlords who teamed up with Vox and reminding everyone who the radio demon is, all of Hell is like 'shit, AGAIN', Alastor isn't talking to Rosie even when she thought he would because when she assumes things are good now that she fixed his staff he's not coming to Cannibal town and Mimzy is pouting too...
All of Hell is bracing for impact!
Lilith, meanwhile, DOES listen to the voicemails - and Lucifer hasn't left her any and Charlie sent her ones about the situation and she's starting to think she miscalculated.
Because I am insane and obsessed with @tonystark604 Welcome to the Afterlife story I commissioned more pieces from @calladraws101 and they delivered this beautiful piece that I am going to stare at forever.
Hi. I'm tired. And I had a crack epiphany strike me on the head like a mach ten boot to the head whilst in the shower.
What if baby daddy roo... but the opposite.
God apparently isn't supposed to have a direct body to act with in universe, leaving the Speaker of God as the highest physical authority figure in Heaven.
So the idea goes that Alastor sets up his lil "help me" beacon and nobody answers for a minute and the Speaker can actually sense it. Taking a moment to poke God for a yay or nay she only gets amusement in response so y'know what? Fuck it.
So the Speaker shows up instead of Roo. Alastor asks to carry a baby. The Speaker bluescreens because yes a sinner did just ask for Metatron, mother figure to the archangels, to turn him into a momma.
After a moment of consideration the big fire bird crouches down and goes "alright hun I sure can help but first I gotta give you a crash course on angelic sex ed and this may take a minute-"
This is fucking fantastic. I love this.
Not much changes form the version I'm writing now of Baby Daddy Roo where its Season 2 compliant - both Roo and Speaker break the deal with Rosie, this is set just before the first extermination so Rosie thinks he's DEAD and is actually happy when he shows up, the pregnancy is still seven year sand he still names her Amelie - the main difference would be the babies appearance and abilities and the fact that she counts as an angel/has golden blood.
Also, Metatron/Speaker is an excellent baby daddy/husband for Alastor! He spends those seven years in her home in heaven, eating and sleeping well and cared for and its really sweet.
Tree AU
No specific AU but regarding the Tree of Knowledge..
What if Lucifer is reluctantly fetching Alastor on Charlies command and steps into the bayou and... why is the Tree of Knowledge there?!
And Alastor totally just bought it off of Lilith decades ago because she needed money independent of her husbands to hire the best divorce lawyers in Hell becase the sins are biased in Lucifer's favor and run the courts of hell.
So Lilith won the divorce with Alastor's financial backing and Alastor got the best centerpiece tree for his pocket dimension gardening project.
Does this mean Alastor is still rebuilding his wealth? Absolutely, but he's fine. He's even worked out a budget for new plants and he's thinking of creating another pocket dimension for another gardening project. Rosie sending him to the hotel was a blessing in disguise because no rent! Does he have a plant hoarding problem? Maybe... Charlie put down that self help book or so help me..
I'm now picturing Alastor treating the Tree of Knowledge like Applejack does Bloomberg!
And then Alastor drags Lucifer through the bayou to show off his Golden Apple Tree, a cutting of the Yggdrasil Tree, a Jinmenju Tree, a Nariphon Tree, the Zaqqum Tree, a Truffula Tree and a spot where he hopes to plant Knowledge's sibling, the Tree of Life!
“If you do not schedule system maintenance, your system will schedule it for you.”
AU/fic idea where Alastor and Lucifer get drunk together, and Lucifer gets just downright pitiful when drunk. Like, "woe is me" drunk, does NOT shut up about his problems and acts like the world is out to get him, specifically. Luckily for him, when ALASTOR is drunk, he gets weirdly helpful and sweet. Somehow this translates to them getting wasted together pretty often, because, well, their drunk selves get along pretty great and they'd rather be drunk than sober during Charlie's mandatory "I'm going to lock you two in a room until you GET ALONG" appointments.
At one point, drunk Lucifer is recalling how unfair his punishment is with how he can't hurt sinners at all, it's ridiculous how such a stipulation is tied to the throne— and drunk Alastor, ever the helpful, friendly little guy, perks up like oh? Oh, that punishment is tied to being the King?
And Lucifer's like yeah, yeah, what was the exact wording... "The king of hell shalt never be capable of inflicting terror and pain upon his formerly human subjects" or some shit.
So Alastor's neat solution is this;
Don't be the king of hell then. Make some deal where you can give the throne to someone else, if temporarily, when you need to smite someone. Easy, right? It's not like your power COMES from being the king of hell, that's just raw angelic power right?
And Lucifer is like. DAMN UR RIGHT! DO ME A FAVOR AND BE KING FOR LIKE 48 HOURS OKAY?
And Alastor, again being the helpful little drunk, is like yeah sure! Just 48 hours right? Deal! :) Oh but take me with you when you go smite the Vees though I wanna watch the show!
They both wake up the next morning hungover and beyond horrified.
I was privileged enough to commission the wonderful @calladraws101 for a panel based on my favorite dark Michael x Alastor fic “Welcome to the Afterlife” by the talented @tonystark604 and I get to share it with you all. Check them both out 💕
