i have unfrostied your snowman

i guess i art now

[theserlingbucket]

Me and the bad bitches I pulled by being socially stunted

[18-footer]

WE’VE NEVER BEEN THIS BACK BEFORE

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[blueskittlesart]

ever since i realized im their age now all i want to do is draw them doing the stupid shit me and my friends do for fun

[l2-25]

caramelldansen

[soulareclypse]

You guys don’t understand what it’s like to be in a hockey city like this.

The entire city is on fire. Non-hockey fans are tuning in. The restaurants are bursting at the seams. What a beautiful start to this summer in the city ❤️‍🔥

Je t’aime MTL <3 et esti que j’aime les Habs !! <3

[nyxx-forever]

The saviours of the Habs franchise btw

[zukesfield]

Dobeš celebrating after the Game 7 OT win.

[crowwkui]

i love women

[healthyscratches]

abby roque cartoon character hockey player already has a black eye and wins the game with her face OKAY

[ittybittyisopod]

big things happening

[gifs-of-puppets]

Happy Star Wars Day! May The Fourth Be With You!

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[static-kai]

zanka nijiku is specifically for the burnt out teens who grew up with high expectations (whether internally or externally) for themselves and have or is still internalizing every single comment and viewpoint their way (whether positive or negative) and ended up shattered when they didnt turn out how they thought theyd turn out. hes for the teens who had "their place" "stolen" by someone more naturally skilled and faster and had to reevaluate their worth because theyve based it off of other peoples ideas, impressions of them, and written standards. (and this especially involves your academic journey too.) remember u are green enough !!!! get out that hole, man. theres a life worth living.

[spongie-pancakes]

A SECOND GREENENING HAS HIT THE GACHIAKUTA FANDOM

[oguri-cap-official]

mildly scary page from the Umamusume anthology where Gold Ship thinks about uma supremacy for a few seconds before deciding hanging out with Special Week means the current world order is actually fine

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]