doki doki LIT club

why did i say okie dokie everythings littt

[pencap]

“i left home a child and came back to trumpeting heralds and parades in my name and historybooks with my face on the front cover–– a hero. i left home a child and came back a hero but no one seems to see that a hero is a warrior and a warrior must first be born of war. and i see too many children chasing after my footprints with joy wearing armour like blankets and helmets like crowns laughing with eyes bright as the faraway glint of sniper scopes. and i do not want to leave a legacy of bloodstains and bruised knuckles and teeth clenched around burning bullets. and i do not want anyone else to leave home a child and come back a hero tasting blood on every passing wind and regret on every shaking breath. but i left home a child and came back a hero and only a hero–– ––not the historian who writes the legends or the god who writes the stars and i do not have it in me to stop the next warrior who leaves home a child and comes back a hero.”

— the hero’s lament ( j.p. ) || home, legacies and regrets for anonymous 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

im rblogging this again oof

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Is it too late to change my major after I already received the degree? Asking for a friend… 😣

What happened to y'all?

[tonokiforest]

How did no one mention that Eight starts with a E…

[forgottenpasta]

You mean “an” E

[notthatactivelmao]

This post is full of ninE year old’s who have the IQ of kindergarteners. So me basically.

25+25=30 apparantly.

[catbxy]

This physically hurts to read through

[dokidoki-is-not-okidoki]

25 + 25 ISNT 30 ITS 5

AND ITS NOT APPARANTLY ITS APPARENTLY which also has an E in it

[welcomedhappiness]

Farewell online privacy

[tikalgirl]

What happened?

[welcomedhappiness]

Trump happened.

[pizzaalle]

just get a VPN?

[earth-ruins]

You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect. 

Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!

So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?

A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy. 

Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)

But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)

Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).  

Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey.  The ISP  still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US. 

I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.

There is still more danger!  Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs

More about law  The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):  

The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)

There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better).  You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries.  If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program! 

I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.  

Go to this website: https://thatoneprivacysite.net/simple-vpn-comparison-chart/

Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging. 

I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright. 

Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also,  there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)

Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)

This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.

EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research! 

[writing-prompt-s]

I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it. 

[rabbittiddy]

Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?

[thecrystalfems]

He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.

[coltrer]

Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent. 

Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it. 

btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important. 

Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!

[imthedoctor12]

@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?

[writing-prompt-s]

If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first. 

[writing-prompt-s]

@elvesfromthedeep​ just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017). 

Sources

Anger as US internet privacy law scrapped 

Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing history 

To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.

[greeneyespurpleheart]

Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.

With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-’ NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.

Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right

[tthatonefangirl-deactivated2019]

Ok sorry that it’s so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!

[li-ionsandtigersandbears]

Reblogging again bc this is important

[the-smell-of-freshly-baked-memes]

3rd Wheel Appreciation Post

Things nobody but top quality third wheels can do:

Create a romantic atmosphere

Make the silences actually comfortable

Find an inside joke

BECOME an inside joke

Be there when needed to make them more willing to be mushy

Make them feel like they’re alone while they’re all mushy, but actually watch them and squeal

Encourage them to kiss

Jokingly make them feel cuter for them to actually become cuter

Be the one they’re comfortable with

Be the one they can trust about their relationship

Be the one they can rely on if they have a problem

Be the absolute perfect matchmaker

Not say, ‘how dare would they kiss with me there?’

But rather say: 'how dare would they not kiss with me there?’

If you’re gonna be a third wheel, be the best fucking one. Be THE third wheel. Nobody can replace you.

If you still think third wheels aren’t that important, listen up:

Think about Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Team Free Will from Supernatural, Team 7 from Naruto, Noragami, Soul Eater, every division in Hypnosis Mic, hell even the three Great Greek Gods: Zeus, Poseidon and Hades. They were all famous, and successful works of fiction, beliefs, myths, ideas or whatever they are, they all got somewhere, and they all were trios, not duos.

If you still aren’t satisfied, I don’t know what else I can say will.

[the-smell-of-freshly-baked-memes]

Me: there has to be a limit to how much a human being can be ignored

Me to me: bold of you to assume im a human being

[the-smell-of-freshly-baked-memes]

Me, doing the naruto run around the house screaming, saying i cant do elementary school multiplying due to the fact that i have 3 brain cells left, refusing to act human, completely ignoring the fact that i have a brain, acting like a brainless pterodactyl: why does everyone treat me like im an idiot

[the-smell-of-freshly-baked-memes]

Waking up in the middle of the night with unbearable headache that makes me want to rip my head off; *fuck here we go again*

[the-smell-of-freshly-baked-memes]

So in third grade there was this boy in our class called timmy. One time he pretended to chew gum in class and the teacher was like 'Timmy do you have something in your mouth?' and Timmy just casually went yea so the teacher said throw it away please and the boy when to the bin and he literally pulled out his tooth and just said 'miss can i keep it please' the teacher was traumatized lol

[listenforthesteel-deactivated20]

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

[paigeflip]

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

[skullshivers]

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

[morenamagia]

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

[gailsimone]

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

[kingfisherfaker-deactivated2014]

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

[coughedfeathers]

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

[chipthepunk-deactivated20200405]

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

[teenagerposts]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[probablyspacerpgideas]

not blog related, but I’m not an asshole

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

S I G N A L

B O O S T

[undying-sentinel]

keep your animal friends safe.

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost

[probablychaoticgoodrpgideas]

I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t

[eggplantusiv]

Signal boost

[kylehasatumblr]

This applies to humans, too.

The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.

Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:(

keep your smol and furry friends safe <3

[vital-compulsion]

yo WHAT THE FUCK

[leekdraws]

WHY?!!?! :’(

[tacogoats]

1. People who do this need to have anti freeze shoved down their own throats

2. Signal boost to save your furry friends. 

[responsiblegunowner]

[walkingdisaster02-blog]

TW Don’t kill yourself today

Don’t kill yourself today

Because your Netflix trial still has a week left

Don’t kill yourself today

Because no one else will finish off the chicken in the fridge

Don’t kill yourself today

Because I know for a fact that Starbucks is releasing a new Frappuccino sometime next month

Yes, your mother will miss you

Yes your bully will make a sappy Facebook post about how what a a wonderful person you were

And yes

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

You know that

You’ve known that

Everyone and anyone has been shoving that down your throat since they first learned what the word suicide meant

So don’t kill yourself

Until you finish your shampoo and conditioner at the same time

Don’t kill yourself

Until Doctor Who is finally cancelled

Don’t kill yourself

Until you tell someone your best pasta recipe 

Don’t kill yourself 

Because I will keep coming up with reasons for you not to

And I need you

To hear all of them

Don’t kill yourself

I love you

You’re important

It’s a bad day

Not a bad life

There is more to this

The world will keep spinning on its axis without you

But

Think of all the sunrises you’d miss

I know this sounds pointless

But when you’re sitting in front of everything deadly you own

Revising your goodbyes

There will be too much darkness 

To see anything else

But this is not about seeing anything else

This is about turning off the lights

This is about finding the bed instead of the noose

This is about giving yourself one more day

Even if it takes ten thousand of those

One more morning’s

Until

“I can’t wait for tomorrow”

This is about staying alive

Because there’s gonna be a new Marvel movie

No one should miss that

This is about staying alive

Because the future is coming 

And it’s ready for you

I don’ t need you to see it

I just need you to believe you can make it 

Until then

- Hannah Dains

[soft-robbie-vibes-deactivated20]

Everyone needs to see this. I dont care what kind of blog you run or what kind of person you are. You can take the few seconds to reblog this. I know some of my followers will need to see this, and so i will reblog for them. Even if its just one or two, they deserve to see this, and to be happy. Always reblog. Always.

[spooky-daddy-jim]

every time you see this post (you don’t have to but it’s fun) reblog it with a new song quote

can’t say the same song quote

can be from any genre

(i saw this and thought it would be fun!)

“i’m not scared to be seen! i make no apologies! THIS IS ME!”

[mechanicalsurgeries-deactivated]

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION!

[jingle-jester]

Black is the kiss, the touch of a serpent son

[iheartmurdck-deactivated2023120]

Im not as think as you drunk I am

[iheartmurdck-deactivated2023120]

2nd time: damn, It’s all good I guess

[yourfriendbird]

She was acting pretty, thought she owned the city. Some should have told her that pretty ain’t a job.

[iheartmurdck-deactivated2023120]

I keep seeing this OMG. 3rd time: But who could love me I am out of my mind

[marilynmansonlovesmcr312-blog]

You would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflys lit up the world as I fell asleep

[veil-needs-sleep]

Never used a day of my education

[late-to-everything]

When both our cars collide 

[mechanicalsurgeries-deactivated]

Things are better if i stay

[welcometothemusicandthemisery-d]

Sell the kids for food

[messy-mady]

No one is escaping to DESOLATION ROW!

[sksksk-and-eye-oop-deactivated2]

I am not afraid to keep on living

[bandtrashallie]

BREAK ALL MY LIFE TO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING

[late-to-everything]

A world that sends you reeling

 from decimated dreams 

 your misery and hate will kill us all

[that-happy-emogirl-deactivated2]

These are their hearts but their hearts don’t beat like ours

they burn cause they are all afraid

when mine beats twice as hard

[https-crespo]

I don’t care how much you invest yourself in me 

We’re not working out

We’re not working out

[raydrawssunshine]

In the middle of a gunfight

In the center of a restaurant

They say

Come with your arms raised HIGH

[jisoosrainbow]

I’m here at the beginning of the end

Oh, the end of infinity with you

[sssaannaa-deactivated20200816]

if i love you was a promise

would you break it if you’re honest

[jisoosrainbow]

If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch, make it a good one

[sapphikatara-deactivated2022091]

This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks

[dustykiss]

I’m in the business of misery, let’s take it from the top.

[love-is-a-chemical]

Ask no questions and you’ll get no lies

[dr-bloodymary]

Metaphorically I’m a whore

[fvckingagony]

he saw the train and tried to duck it hit first the gas and then the bucket

[scream-me-to-sleep]

We’ll shoot back holy water like cheap whiskey

[our-lady-of-venom]

I’m trapped inside your heart, I don’t mind the broken parts.

[biuebladesoftime-deactivated202]

Drop dead in your bedroom

[335am]

woah weird, i’ve seen this probably 5 times but i’m not in this version

reinvent love

[finger-chips]

Not done, not done, not done

JOSH DUN

[willmikeel]

Waves of wood legs, waves of wooden legs.

[idontwannabetherightwayround]

Always golden when the day met the night

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour

[nkomaeda]

take my mind, take my body, take my father’s conscience from me

[catboy07-moved]

Mr. Sandman give me a dream

[glittery-emo-ostriches]

Boys will be boys, hiding in estrogen and wearing aubergine dreams

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

now I’m falling asleep, and she’s calling a cab, while he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[dezertt-song]

You’ve got bleached out eyes from the valley sand and the black tar palms keep weeping your name

[world-destroyer-ponky]

I’ve got troubled thoughts and self esteem to match what a catch

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

You don’t deserve a point of view if the only thing you see is you

[aquila--tequila]

if home is where the heart is then we’re all just fucked

[parahive-blog]

Your a heart attack in black hair dye

[ditzybuniblogsx]

theyre teaching me to kill, who’s teaching me to love?

[anaphcra]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

[twentyonejazzhands]

And if Death is the last appointment then we’re all just sitting in the waiting room

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

CRAWLING IN MY SKINN

[i-like-gummibarchen]

Never thought I’d be alone at 19

[emo-for-patrick-stumps-fedora]

If you were church, I’d get on my knees Confess my love, I’d know where to be, My sanctuary, you’re holy to me!!!

[funeralgreymv]

So boycott love

Detox just to retox

And id promise you anything for another shot at life

Imperfect boys

With their perfect ploys

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

WHOOOOOOOO-OOH-OHH-OOOH-OH

Mona Lisaaaaaaa

[wish-i-was-flatlining-deactivat]

Let’s be alone together we can stay young forever

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

Well, it better be black, it better be tight

And it better be just my size

[imanemojoke]

my spider’s dead.

[yuujislaugh]

Love is not a choice

[wherethewaterstarts-andyouend]

Sister I’m not much a poet but a criminal

[yuujislaugh]

{sis are you kidding me i just saw this}

Did you mean it when you said I was pretty

And that you didn’t want to live in the city where the people are shitty

[leatherxmth]

How can a fistfight be romantic

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Time 3? 4? Idk

WELL ARE YOU READY RAY

YEAH

HOW BOUT YOU FRANK

Oh I’m there baby

HOW BOUT YOU MIKEY

FUCKIN READY

Well I think I’m alright

ONE TWO THREE FOUR

[anaphcra]

WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE) I CANT WAKE UP (WAKE ME IP INSIDE) SAVE ME

[wish-i-was-flatlining-deactivat]

I eat sticks and rocks and mud I don’t care about the government and I really need a hug

[dexterlovescoffee]

I wanna have big red horns, fingers covered in thorns that pierce everything

[goodoldpanicattheeverywhere]

I am the physical embodiment of everything I never wanted to be, people must think this kid’s fuckin’ crazy

[vergeangst]

I pray for the wicked on the weekend. Mama can I get another amen?

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies

This is the dawning of the rest of our lives

On holiday

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

WE SHOULD FEED OUR CHILDREN TO THE SEA

[deanismymom]

I love the things you hate about yourself

[highkween-deactivated20200206]

Sometimes my feelings get in the way

Of what I really feel I needed to say

[deanismymom]

Swear to god i ain’t never gonna repent

[toaster-120]

Boxes taste like mush

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

All they want is your reaction, as you become a fraction, a blend

[seeyouspacecowboy98]

Some legends are told

Some turn to dust and to gold

But you will remember me

Remember me for centuries

[the-collector-of-souls]

The future is bulletproof

The aftermath is secondary

It’s time to do it now and do it loud

Killjoys

Make some noise

[b00bconnoisseur]

You said you read me like a book

But the pages all are torn and frayed

[eryn-n-g]

It’s really not my fault if you’re scared of a:

Sweet Little Unforgetable Thing

[lusaph]

Se li ĉirkaŭbrakas min

Kaj diras: amatin’

Por mi la vivo rozas

[eryn-n-g]

Again! Okay:

Don’t lie to me,

Tell me where did you sleep, last night?

[b00bconnoisseur]

She called the cops and made seem like i was mean

Shes not your average lady she is fucking crazy

Spelled c-u-n-t

[all-hail-mono-onion]

yeah i was i was i was gonna say something that would solve all our problems but then i got drunk and i forgot what we were talking about

[b00bconnoisseur]

3rd time xD

My smile Still shows through this bloody nose

[redwolfy44]

I am not as fine as I seem!

PARDON!

[b00bconnoisseur]

Made for yellin and tellin them green

Gardens

[turkish-delight-27]

In the middle of a gunfight

In the center of a restaurant

They say

Come with your arms raised high

[dokidoki-is-not-okidoki]

I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff,

I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough

[lovbun-deactivated20180210]

Ok so this post is extremely long and I put it all together for my blogs Feeling sad page but as I don’t have a huge amount of followers I realize so many people are not seeing this information so I’m posting it here too!

alternatives without harming yourself:

holding/squeezing ice.

splashing your face with water.

getting a rubber band and snapping it against your skin (this could hurt, though it’s better than other ways that people usually choose to self-harm).

take a hot shower or bath.

eat something sour. it will take your mind of the urge. (lemon, sour lollies)

massage where you want to self-harm.

get a red pen or red paint and draw/paint over where you usually self-harm.

remind yourself as to why you shouldn’t do it. (scars, harms organs, leave memories etc…)

describe what you are feeling. (is the urge/pain in your chest, fists, legs, arms, head).

killing yourself will not help. it is not a solution.

you have your whole life ahead of you. you have so many more years that you can accomplish things in. for example;

having a family.

getting married.

to watch the sun rise.

to watch the sun set.

to save someone else’s life.

finish school.

get your dream job.

to laugh.

to smile.

to go camping.

travel to new places.

to wake up every morning to the person you love.

friends.

family.

to keep that promise you made.

to accomplish a goal.

to meet your idol.

to listen to new music.

theme parks.

video games.

chocolate.

to be able to look back and say “i made it”.

what you’re going through is temporary.

in case you need to hear this:

you are loved.

you are wanted.

you are needed.

you are beautiful.

you are handsome.

you are important.

you are not alone.

you are okay.

you are strong.

you are worth it.

you are smart.

you are not a failure.

you are useful.

you are going to be okay.

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5 ways to deal with urges and cravings

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anger management: 10 tips to tame your temper

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controlling anger — before it controls you

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ten commandments of anger regulation

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how to work through feelings of isolation

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anti-stress breathing tips

how to stay under control with severe social anxiety

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tips to help overcome loneliness

10 tips on how to work through feelings of social isolation

8 tips to overcome loneliness

ways to deal with depression/stress

having a bad day?

make a comfort box

10 things to do when you feel like crap

how to find a new normal in the middle of depression

you are not alone in the way you think you are

reasons to stay alive

how to stop trying to think yourself into happiness and actually arrive there

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help guide (helping someone with depression)

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eating disorders

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281 reasons to recover

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why you must eat

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tips to stop restricting

dealing with weight gain

10 steps to bulimia recovery workbook

coping with exercise addiction

tips to help with bulimia recovery

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stop hating your body

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self esteem

30 day self esteem challenge

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something fishy

ways of coping with eating disordered behaviors

the addiction help center

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how to deal/talk with bipolar and depressed people

what to do when your friend is talking about suicide

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what to do if your friend is hurting themselves

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what to do when someone is suicidal

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help guide (coping with grief & loss)

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additional treatment options for ocd

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a new relationship to your obsessions

how to find help for ocd

ocd: exposure therapy versus medication

cognitive therapy for ocd

chat rooms

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10 steps to conquer perfectionism

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coping with traumatic stress reactions

post-traumatic stress - self-help guide

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schizophrenia

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schizophrenia: coping with delusions and hallucinations

paranoid schizophrenia coping and support

treatment

an introduction to the treatment of schizophrenia

treatment of schizophrenia

drugs to treat schizophrenia

common drugs and medications to treat schizophrenia

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self-harm

cut something that’s not real skin

half of us

help guide

recover your life

self-injury outreach & support

how to care for cuts

resisting cutting

25 ways to avoid self injury and prevent self harm

tips to help stop cutting

99 coping skills: things to do instead of cutting

what to do when someone sees

how to fade/cover scars

alternatives for cutting 1

alternatives for cutting 2

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self-love

how to stop putting yourself down

self confidence

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how to be ok with yourself

tips on self-love

confidence

learn to love yourself

when told you are not pretty

emergency compliment

lessons for self-love

suicide

coping with suicidal thought

what to do when someone is suicidal

how to help someone who is suicidal

here’s what you tell someone who wants to commit suicide

help guide (suicide prevention)

help guide (dealing with suicidal thoughts & feelings)

therapy

how to get free therapy

getting a therapist - a brief step-by-step

psychiatrist, psychologist, therapist or counsellor?

50 signs of good therapy

50 warning signs of questionable therapy

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the quiet place

things to do when you feel bad

when you’re not having a good day

reminders

self care suggestions

take a break

the thoughts room

90 second relaxation

the dawn room

the comfort spot

control a rainstorm

calm

how to make changes in your life

imalive

crisischat

7 cups of tea

kids help phone

positive love network

trans lifeline: 877-565-8860

depression hotline: [phone]

suicide hotline: [phone]

lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

trevor project: 1-866-488-7386

sexuality support: 1-800-246-7743

eating disorders hotline: [phone]

rape and sexual assault: 1-800-656-4673

grief support: 1-650-321-5272

runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

exhale: after abortion hotline/pro-voice: 1-866-439-4253

[synodicsean]

Dont forget about Crisis Text Line! 

Text HOME to 741-741

[bristlee1]

for those who might need it

[groupthinker]

the one that stuck out to me was “save someone’s life”

[nolongerpadfootbadwolf]

Even when the dark comes crashing through

When you need a friend to carry you

And when you’re broken on the ground

You will be found

[dokidoki-is-not-okidoki]

"You dokied in the wrong literature club."

ー actual summary of ddlc

[dokidoki-is-not-okidoki]

Gosh, I’m literally in love with these *-* Do you know about Jordan Persegati? He makes awesome art (as you see above) and it would be awesome if you checked him out :)