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@dreamerwinter
"Marxist-leninist" Girl just say fascist.
Marxist-Leninists actually did the most work towards defeating fascism like in real life and not in political compass posting world
this neglects to mention the vital role that American lend-lease played in the Soviets being able to, you know, survive
Uh. Okay?
this is the down with cis bus person
NO FUCKING WAY
i don’t have baggage i come with lore
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"
Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
@absentlyabbie
I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"
Consider
Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it
(later)
Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*
excellent addition
hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea
while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar
further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?
You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service
Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.
Mark Hamill
Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened
this post has everything
this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.
Pls… some tim marble Hornets art…. [shakes my little rusted tim cup at you] spare tim marble Hornets art……
My one true love
i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something
I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me
List of wild things in this video:
- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”
- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium
- Good Mythical Morning poster
- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign
- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen
- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School
- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically
- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex
- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster
- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by
- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog
- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise
- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”
the poster with Lionel Richie that says "Hello?"
Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
you know what day it is……….
love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on
“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?
Psychology students after one introductory class
“are u okay?” no i need more money
Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
Idk if I did it right
sorry!
it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.
im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer
i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post
You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.
all in a days work! *passes out*
My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving
oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!
Fire
dude my house
one hundred thousand skeletons.
four hundred thousand skeletons.
five million skeletons.
one skeleton.
turning a big dial taht says “Skeletons” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
There are more skeletons on this planet than we can count
exactly and i want to further note that elliot wearing the suit as a trans masc is very on point with american fashion and how trans people are expected to pass as the gender they identify as and even when we do wear the things expected of our perceived gender we still aren’t good enough and that-
reblog this post to give the blog you reblogged it from a rotisserie chicken
You ok bud???
Man. You read these stories from nurses about antivaxers dying of the virus, they're just fucking brutal. Some of them die cursing the doctors, demanding to be saved. Others die regretting everything, begging for the vaccine only to be told it's too late. Most of them are just kinda dumbfounded. None of them ever thought it would happen to them.
There's no justice in it, not a shred. All it makes me feel is profound grief. Hundreds of thousands of people are dying for some fake ratings-boosting ad-farming culture war bullshit.
It's getting better, in the long run. I know it is. But it's slow, and it's a fight, and it's important to remember the cost.
The peacock. The music. The person leaping over a tombstone. The cemetery. It just works.
“GRAVE PEACOCKING” IM DEAD
