Welcome Humans

[unwinthehart]

Damiano: “My dad got angry with me ‘cause he said I made him cry twice in a few months [because of Sanremo and Eurovision]” Victoria: “My dad was very happy instead ‘cause he bet we’d win and he won a lot of money!”

[passwords-are-overrated]

[starwarsbookshelf]

I just found out that Granta Omega was responsible for Yaddle’s death. I hated him before with what little I knew about him. I am now convinced that he is second only to Palpatine in evil.

[passwords-are-overrated]

Loving the fury

[passwords-are-overrated]

Me talking with myself: ...when you say/do something there is always one of two consequences that progresses further, making fiscal changes in your life. One can be that your brain snaps to an emotional change and you can do nothing but live with it and the other is that you start adapting to the reaction that you get. Both these options are absolutely good but you only get a fraction of a second to decide which one the above you have the strength to process, the snap judgement or the slow recovery....

Me in the exam paper: ...so the green thing was to the side, of the thingy in red which was a cube but an elongated cube... hence I justify why black wholes exist.

[passwords-are-overrated]

I was in “Illustration level three” class once and this guy from a year head, shows up 30 minutes late. The prof didn’t care and let him sit at the back near the window.

The dude never once paid any attention for the next hour. After that point we still had 1 1/2 hours of class left, but this guy saw someone outside the window and yelled their name to call them out. Then the prof quietly went near the window and we all thought that is the end of the dude now. But then the prof looked outside and turned out the prof knew the girl as well and hadn’t seen her in a long while, so he just left an on going class promising us to be back in ten.

Yesterday he got married to her

[passwords-are-overrated]

Guyssssssssss

Supernatural. Season five. Episode four “TheEnd”

It’s five years in the future. That places it in 2014.

Chuck asks past Dean to hoard toilet paper like it’s gold.

There’s a pandemic all around the globe.

Resources are depleting.

The is not economical balance in the world.

Castiel is a mad druggie.

Did they... Just...

[passwords-are-overrated]

I don’t know if anyone wanted these. But I got them back

[bensolodreamfics]

Part2

——————————————

After almost a year. He stepped out of the classroom and I was sitting in the drawing room waiting for Lady Cunnington. He looked at me. Our eyes locked. He smiled. That was it. That instantly sunk me into a pit that was growing in my stomach. I decided to leave asap. I returned a quick smile and took off with my bag. I rushed to the main door. He came after me. He would want to meet his friends. Obviously he would. He had returned after 14 months 7 days. Not that I was counting. But Lady Cunnington stopped him for something. I went out to the bus stop. But my regular one was late today. I put on my music and sat there in happiness, anxiety and confusion. His return changed everything. No one was sure if he would return. My thoughts were clouded. It was exhausting, all the thoughts, they were exhausting.

[passwords-are-overrated]

I’m so ded. XD

All hail Zaquisha

[passwords-are-overrated]

During quarantine

Boomers: Aaah... I’ve seen the plague. This is nothing. (smh)

GenX: Kids please stay at home and help in chores.

Millennials: This rapidly soaring pandemic is going to affect the economy. We might not have a job hereafter. And the ones having babies during this trying times are have all my love and prayers. This quarantine is also affecting the mental health of many and seeking help has become difficult. Take care of each other...

Gens: okay. Let me get this straight. I might DIE if I get out there? What are we waiting for?!

[passwords-are-overrated]

When you and your buddies are in quarantine and 420 hits y’all together

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thefluffypuppyishere submitted:

I’m not sorry

You will be

[passwords-are-overrated]

Need this on my dash

[tom-ass-holland]

Sherlock : Jawn!!!

Sherlock : Jawny, can you order dinner?

John : Okay. let me get done with this…

Sherlock : Heads up!

*throws mobile at John which he clearly misses*

John : SHERLOCK! you could’ve given me a… well you can’t just keep throwing… well if it was with you why didn’t you just….

*John sighs knowing how his husband did say “HeadsUp” , loves tossing stuff around and has never once placed an order*

Sherlock : You know me quite well Jawn Hamish Watson, don’t you?

*Both of them smirk to themselves as ‘The game is on’ plays*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[passwords-are-overrated]

*Peeks out of the closet to giggle *

[passwords-are-overrated]

I’m just gonna put this out there

If they were a dyad why did they have to let got of one body. Why. I believed in him all along. And when finally the rest of the world started believing too they let go?! Wtf.

Now we had one lesbian couple kiss there in the background. But the next time I’d love for it to be these two. OKAY? okay. They want it. We want it. Give the public what it wants. Okay.

[craspysav]

@people who dont draw

you should draw bc ‘bad’ art makes me happy

[craspysav]

this is what im talking about. its raw. unfiltered. no ulterior motives clouded by the desire to be ‘artsy’ or ‘deep’. it is what it is and it makes me smile

[bigmammallama5]

DID YOU KNOW there was a study in 2016 that found that making art can significantly reduce stress levels, regardless of artistic talent or experience? Because that’s a real thing.

Go make some art yall. It’s good for you!

[frogsuggest]

make a small little frogue and send her to me, create happiness for us both

[toast-my-name-is-toast]

she is here………………

[not-tumbling]

true beauty

[leg-stealing-bee]

[official-lucifers-child]

please accept my shitty rendition of a mouse

[every-unicorn-has-a-unique-horn]

That’s really good!

[monsterenergypunk]

M O T H M A N

[passwords-are-overrated]

All glory

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Freddie Mercury had an evil twin brother who beat up all the members of Queen.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[elton-johnathan-deactivated2025]

So he looked somthing like this?

[emaginations]

Someone draw a comic where evil Freddie takes out Regular Freddie

[kawaiipotatuh-deactivated202106]

give this person some credit 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@bisexualcrabqueen

[passwords-are-overrated]

I’m so sorry. I only had one minute before my Facilitator walked in on me while I was working in class.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

[bazingaholmes98]

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

[gil-estel]

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

[onlyhappyendingshere]

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg. Its back.

So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing

[ssironstrange]

it got better

[riverthunder]

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies. 

im quaking

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@tralfazziod

#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg

This person knows what they’re talking about

[mranthonyedwardstark]

Bless me.

[ussfriendship]

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

[generic-queer-comic-fan]

Give us the irondick.

[living-dead-parker]

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

[kitty-cat-neko-chan]

RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.

He’s got mostly naked before.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

[taurusart]

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Cover their eyes

cover their eyes.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

[gojoluvr69]

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

[bored-pixie]

Viva le revoldicktion

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Viva le revoldicktion

[thekaijucake]

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,

IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

[old-castle-canary]

This whole thread is amazing

[nerunerd7]

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

[beequeen16]

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!

please why does this keep showing up on my dash

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK

[the-weeping-doll]

The devil works hard …

but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s nice to be appreciated.

[parkerthehero-deactivated201909]

This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

No, perfect size, also like the irondick.

this post has appeared before me yet again

unlike the irondick

juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[ssironstrange]

rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked

he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.

[theredbellybird]

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*openly sobbing* Beautiful

[forest-on-fire-douse-my-soul]

Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists

[hisnameisalhaitham]

THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN

The IRONDICK

LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER

And good bye *Screee*

*adds to make it longer*

Thiccccccccccc

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Thicc like the irondick

[annabellebear]

Good god y'all are thirsty

[travelerofbothtime-and-space]

thirsty and proud

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto

[blackarrow-bagels]

HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange

“Superbus sitientique”

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Perfect

[marsh-potatoes]

im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

No mercy until our demands are met!

[nonstop-anxiety-attacks-blog]

But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.

[s-a-t-e-s-s]

This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so

Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and I’m blessed… Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME

[netphenomenon221b]

God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!

And Now it’s got up to 19200 notes!

And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :

@incorrect-ironstrange

Emphasize on

IronStrange

As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

ISPI - Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick

[brickgirl1993]

I see this post in a daily basis! I think it’s time for me to reblog it as well!

I too demand Irondick!

[loveolafblrart]

This is the longest post I’ve ever seen and it’s just pure thirst.

I love it!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Here on the irondick post, we are THIRSTY AND PROUD! SILENTIS SITIENTIQUE!

[blackkfoxx]

I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s what I’m here for

[ashesforashes]

Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*finger guns*

It disappeared for a while from my dash, but now I understand. It was biding its time and growing more and more powerful.

I hate it and love it.

[pretty-sweet-plums]

i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

;)

[tacosareasin-blog]

If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I shan’t

[choasblast03]

HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!

TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..

Hoof….

That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.

[layla256]

This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.

This is kind of scaring me now.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

:)

[northern-borealis]

It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime

[eruwasabaddad]

God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

If Tony Stark’s dick is the last thing I see before I die, I will have died happy

[dr-dreaddn]

DICKS OUT FOR THE IRON DICK

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Everything out for the irondick. Nude protests. This is how we will achieve our goals.

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

How the hell did this get in my drafts

[antisocial-astronaut]

Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post

[zemsta-and-the-dragon-deactivat]

Wtf is this

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Revolution

[mysteriousharmony]

Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.

All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.

And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: ‘It’s a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.’

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

That’s beautiful. Truly, a service to the revoldicktion.

[just-a-lamp]

Always remember

Let us never give in in these trying times

Viva le revoldicktion

Let the Irondick live on

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Staff can’t stop us! Keep fighting!

VIVA LE REVOLDICKTION!!!!!

[not-broken-just-faulty]

Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of “irondick, irondick, irondick,” run. they are coming. pray you can escape.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE IRONDICK

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

IT LIVED

[veraraeart-deactivated20220605]

Irondick surviving the purge is the greatest news I could have received today ❤️

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

There are a lot of additions I could reblog, but this one has a Lucifer gif

[younggayanddoingokay]

What… what is this???

I wanna be part of the irondick revolution

VIVA LA IRONDICK BITCHES

just wanna take a moment to appreciate the tags

are you all that horny for tony’s dick like honestly

you ain’t stephen

you ain’t gonna get it

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

you know what-

[thechaotictrickster]

This is the longest and most hilarious text post I’ve seen on this site. Wish luck to you thirsty bitches

[brittanyisart]

This post is soooo looongggg

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

long liiiiike?

[blackandwhitecircus]

The

Dick

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

there ya go

[plasticstrawsmuggler]

This is the first time I’ve seen this and it is so much worse than I could imagine

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I aim to please

[drunk-deity-deactivated20200722]

This gives me 2012 tumblr supernatural era vibes and I live for it

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Endgame can’t be the end because we haven’t seen the irondick yet. Simple as that.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Forgot to add this

[proof-tony-stark-has-a-heart]

how is this the first time i’ve seen this…

Slightly scared to see the Revolution respond to this… I hear chanting… save me…

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Could? I did.

[greyspell]

This is actually my first time seeing this post…Viva la Revoldicktion just broke my naked Tony virginity

Maybe somewhere in the Multiverse, the writers of Deadpool are listening and will slip us some Iron Dick eventually!!!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

So long as the multiverse exists, Tony Stark can never truly die, and neither can the *deep breath*

IRONDICK

[little-manatee]

still no irondick, but…

…what about crop top armor and iron garter stockings?

[miras-shitz]

Never gonna let this die

Im joining this irondick cult ya’ll

[probs-a-murderer]

What’s the point of life without freedom

What’s the point freedom without choice

What’s the point of choice if we’re not Heard

#iron dick 2020

[runnfromtheak]

I relinquish my atheism in honor of the iron dick. I will only go down to my knees for iron dick (and ironstrange tbh)

Praise the dick

[loverofallthingsmarvel100-deact]

FREE THE IRON DICK

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@ellisper sent me this, and I agree with them, this is definitely a joke about how huge the irondick is. I agree.

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg this post went a full round and now its

back ans THICCER THAN EVER

[just-call-me-miles]

Make👏This👏Post👏as👏long👏as👏Tony👏Starks👏Dick👏

[ellacannotdance-deactivated2020]

you guys know what goes well with irondick?

[thtvscoboi-deactivated20200809]

Y'ALL REALLY OUT HERE TESTING MARVEL, DISNEY, TUMBLR, AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR SOME DICK. i respect the grind.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

“grind” you say? 👀👀

[passwords-are-overrated]

IRON RICHARDs

*adds some lame ass joke to make the post longer *