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Fjord is Himbo Supreme and here is my evidence:

Handsome boy. Trying to get swole.

Pure of heart

Dumb of ass

Seriously. Took him like 5 months realise his backstory given name was part of a prophecy Caduceus has been talking about since day one. Wis of 7 babey.

Chugs his respecting women juice

Best friends with a lesbian.

Adopted son of a literal lesbian Goddess

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Laura said on Talks that Jester was originally going to be a Warlock with the Traveler as her patron but it was changed to Cleric because Travis was going Warlock. But now we get a tiny lore drop in ep. 91, where the Traveler tells Jester that she is his favorite, and his FIRST.

Imagine being an Archfey, looking for a brand new Warlock to patronize. Maybe you're bored, maybe you need a little boost to your power, probably both. Somehow your attention is drawn to Nicodranas, and the famous Ruby Of The Sea, and the Little Sapphire she keeps hidden away from the world. There's your mark; a lonely child who'd do anything for a friend. Perfect.

But this girl, it turns out, is so much more than you anticipated. She is rambunctious and clever and creative and chaotic. She pulls pranks and creates art with perfect joy and reckless abandon, and somehow you find yourself becoming fond of the child, more deeply and much more closely than any Warlock's Patron generally does.

And then one day you realize that something has changed. You try to teach her a spell, but something else happens entirely. The magic is different, so different to what you're used to, and the girl looks at you with such *devotion* in her eyes, and you realize.

Any old creature powerful enough can become a patron to a Warlock, but it takes something else to ascend one to Godhood. Something different. It takes a spark, a rare power, a force that only fate can create. Something like the pure, unquestioning, uncompromising *faith* of a creative, chaotic, joyful, lonely, loving, *wonderful* young girl.

Sure, without the Traveler, Jester would never have been a Cleric. She'd never have left home, traveled on her own, met the Mighty Nein, gone on incredible adventures and found her true family. Without the Traveler, she wouldn't be who she is today.

But without Jester, the Traveler would never have been a God. She's the first. And his favorite.

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“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

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pegging clowns????

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pegging hung clowns????

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This is why this website is worth negative money

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BIG

Focking

EARS

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I immediately had to draw him

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How to create the creepy mirror effect using a panorama. By lililwanjun10

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This is so frickin cool

Doing this

damn that’s raw

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this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

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It’s by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?

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Actually, it’s Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is far…far….worse.

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Sorry, I’m about to geek the hell out.

The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.

First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it “makes the unseen seen.”

Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. They’re described as having paper-white skin and the Other Mother’s hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails don’t ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know she’ll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.

Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesn’t just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a child’s drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me she’s much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coraline’s life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.

On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my mother’s) lifetime unlocked.

Can you see why this book still scares me?

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Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasn’t afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said “oh I was terrified I just didn’t want to tell my mom”.

Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.

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types of nap, ranked by me (an experienced napper)

the siesta: the oldest and most reliable form of nap! you go to sleep around noon. you wake up an hour or two later feeling well-rested and prepared to face the rest of the day. this is the pinnacle of nap perfection. 10/10

the businessman’s nap: you have a limited amount of time on your hands, so you schedule a nap into your packed timetable and set an alarm. you spend half the duration of the nap worrying that you’re wasting valuable nap time by lying awake, and the other half sunk into a torpor so deep that when your alarm rings, it takes you a good few minutes to remember your own name. once you’ve splashed some cold water on your face you feel much better. 7/10

EW STICKY: you were cold at first, so you piled on the blankets and wriggled into your favourite comfy sweater. this was nice. now you are awake and trapped in a horrible sweaty gordian knot of your own devising. this is not nice. when you peel off the sweater you find to your horror that you have left an actual damp patch behind on the bed, like some sort of giant dead fish that can’t stop leaking its gross fish juice everywhere. 5/10 it was at least cosy to start with

the interrupted nap: someone barges into your room and starts talking to you. “wtsfhggl?” you enquire. they give you a judgemental look, and ask why you are sleeping in the middle of the day. “ghhfshsxkls,” you reply, graciously. they tell you to get up. you get up. the rest of the day feels like an extension of whatever dream you are having before you were disturbed. you boil with quiet resentment and shame. 4/10

the unsuccessful nap: you are tired. you want to take a nap. you lie down. you wait. you wait. time moves sluggishly forwards. you wait. your brain feels like a cup of mushy porridge but your eyes refuse to close. the noise of your fan is infuriating. you wait. eventually, you are forced to accept that this nap is simply not going to happen, and you have wasted 45 minutes doing absolutely nothing. god fucking dammit. 2/10

the handy-dandy fast-forward button: you really just want this day to be over as soon as possible, and the best way you can think of to do that is to take a nap. you only meant to sleep for an hour, but when you wake up it is already evening. the day is over. you glean no satisfaction from this. you kill time until you feel justified in going back to bed again, and spend the rest of the night tossing and turning, unable to sink back into the blissful stupor from which you so recently emerged. 0/10

The Unpleasantness: when you fall asleep, it is dark. when you awaken, it is light. this is the natural order of sleep, but perverted into a form that is frightening and wrong. you feel deeply unsettled and do not know why. are you sick? what does time mean? what does anything mean? maximum despair. -1000/10.

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LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

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This is the best thing I have ever seen

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@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

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Dam it it got better

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S T O P

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Do Darth Maul next!

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This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

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Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

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Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

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ENOUGH

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😬

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do grand moff tarkin.

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The last one got me.

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I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

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i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

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The post of legend has come again

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OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

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buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

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were really running out of posts to make huh

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Pocky [Virtual Youtuber]

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piratesxrose : La Rosa Stephanie Princess ver.-

By; @piratesxrose

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Ha ha, no, of course not.

Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the “if you’re not paying money for a service, then you’re not a customer, you’re the product.” saying exists.

Here is some fully general advice: If you’re the user of a free-to-use website, and you learn that it’s being bought by a large company, then this is always, and forever, bad news. If it’s not an acquihire, then it’s something worse. You’re not a customer, you’re the product.

If we’re lucky, this will be a Livejournal-style buyout, where the site just gradually disintegrates over the course of several years. If we’re unlucky, then it’ll be a Posterous-style buyout, and Tumblr will be shut down when Yahoo goes bankrupt in six months. It is vanishingly unlikely that being owned by Yahoo will benefit Tumblr users at all.

Predictions:

More ads. Karp has a weirdly principled dislike of ads, for a guy running a free social network. Marissa Mayer is unencumbered by morals, here. If you spend a billion dollars on something, you’re gonna want a return on income.

NSFW content is probably going to be banned, or heavily restricted. (As in, “verify your age by giving us a credit card number”) Ad networks hate and fear porn, and Yahoo is going to run more ads. No other Yahoo property allows NSFW content, for precisely this reason.

They might try to restrict fan content, due to copyright/CP concerns, as Livejournal did; they might not.

Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

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I called it, five years in advance.