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While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.

You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don’t often get homemade sandwiches.

geeko-sapiens

Can I keep this going? I’m going to keep this going.

It would be a little annoying, if they weren’t so nice about it. You don’t know what you expected demons to be like, but you certainly didn’t expect them to be nice about it. There’s no demands, no voices like wailing babies, no blood on the walls (well, there was that one time, but Balthazak was very apologetic about the whole thing and cleaned it up right quick). Just the occasional demon stopping by for lunch. In fact, you could almost forget that they weren’t just ordinary people, the way they act. Nice people, too.

You start talking with them, as time goes on. In the beginning you carefully pick your words so they couldn’t be spun to even imply a contract or reference a soul, but when they seem politely eager to have a normal chat, your words become a bit looser. You even begin gossiping with them - turns out, demons have breakroom gossip just like anyone else. You listened to Rek’ththththtyr’s account of Drokyarix’s torrid affair with Irkilliz, and Ferkiyan didn’t even know what Drory was doing behind his back, poor dear, and you kept quiet and let Ferkiyan cry on your shoulder after Drokyarix finally broke up with him (the shirt was a bit of a loss, demon tears are ruinous to cloth, but Ferkiyan’s a good sort and you couldn’t just turn him away). You even managed to talk him down from going and starting a fight with Irkiliz, who didn’t even know that Drokyarix was in a relationship, and who was almost as horrified as Rek’ththththtyr.

After that event in particular, you start to get a sort of a reputation as a place where a demon can come to relax, talk, and - of course - get a sandwich. Your sandwich-making skills have really improved since this whole thing began. Your luck seems to have improved too - you’re not sure if you can attribute the whole thing to the sandwiches and the reputation, but you don’t really want to know anyway.

One day, there’s a bright flash of light from your living room. Nothing unusual in itself - most of the younger demons haven’t quite got the style of their elders, and usually just go for a materialization in a flash of hellfire over your fireplace - except that it’s white instead of the usual red. You look up, and who do you see but an angel looking at you with a spear in his hand. Shrugging, you tell him to sit down and you’ll have a sandwich for him shortly, and meanwhile he can just tell you all about what’s on his mind. This clearly is not at all what he was expecting, but after a moment’s thought, he decides to take you up on your offer and starts talking. Apparently, he’d been dispatched to take care of some demon summoner in the neighborhood, and while he’d evidently got the wrong house the right one shouldn’t be hard to find - have you seen anyone practicing satanic rituals nearby? You laugh, a little, and tell him that you don’t really summon them, they just come on their own. They do like their sandwiches, and they’re quite nice folk.

The angel’s jaw drops, and you remind him to chew with his mouth closed.

just-for-ship

And I’m going to take this even further. Here we go.

It took a bit of explaining with the first angel to arrive. Telling him about the first accidental summoning and then how the demons just started stopping by around lunch time on your days off. But once he understood what’s been going on (and finished his sandwich) he nodded solemnly and said he would get this all straightened out “upstairs.”

You eventually start getting more angels coming around for lunch. Sometimes they bring a small dessert for you to share after the sandwiches, and the dishes are always magically clean and back in the cupboard when they leave.

You lean that angels don’t have much of their own drama, but they do know all the truths about human tabloid drama and they’re more than willing to dish on what the Kardashians have been up to.

The first time an angel and a demon show up for lunch on the same day is a little tense. You tell them that ALL are welcome for lunch in your house and that you would prefer it to be a no-conflict zone. It takes a while for them to settle, but eventually they grow comfortable enough to start chatting. Which is when you learn that because demons are technically fallen angels, you’ve been having two sides of an estranged family over for lunch regularly.

Soon, you have an angel and a demon at every lunch. Old friends and estranged siblings meeting up to reconnect over a sandwich at your dinning room table. You help the ones who had a falling out reach an understanding, and you get to hear wild stories of what the “old realm” was like.

One day, as you’re pulling out the bread and cheese, a messenger demon appears. You greet him and tell him a sandwich will be ready soon, but he declines. He is here on behalf of Lucifer to ask if it’s alright by you for him to “enter your dwelling so as to meet with his brother Michael over sandwiches.”

A little stunned, you agree. The demon disappears and you prepare three sandwiches, setting them at the table.

When Lucifer (the actual devil!) appears in small puff of smoke, you welcome him and ask what he’d like to drink. As you’re fetching the apple juice, a blinding flash of light comes from the dinning room indicating Michael’s arrival. You grab a second cup and walk back in to find a tense stand off between the brothers. You set down the cups and juice while calmly reminding them that this is a conflict-free zone, and if they are going to fight, please take it to an alternate plane of existence.

They don’t fight. They sit and enjoy the sandwiches and talk about what happened. You learn a lot about why creation started, what the purpose of humanity was and what it’s grown to be. You only have to diffuse two arguments. And at the end when it’s time for them to leave, they hug each other, agreeing to meet up again somewhere else.

In the following weeks you have the usual assortment of demons and angels stopping by. The regulars ask how you’re mom is doing and if your friend is settling in to their new apartment nicely. At some point during each visit though, they ask if it’s true. Did Lucifer and Michael really come for lunch? You tell them yes, but won’t say what was talked about. They’re disappointed, everyone likes the gossip, but they understand. Before they leave, you ask each angel and demon about this idea you have for the summer, what if you had a barbecue on the back patio for everyone who wanted to come? They think it sounds like a fun idea.

botwstoriesandsuch

Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here… I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

kittmoon

waiting in deep suspense

botwstoriesandsuch

Psst you ready here comes the secret

Here it comes

moinsbienquekaworu

I am also very curious about this secret

botwstoriesandsuch

Your time spent enjoying the creative process is infinitely more valuable that any final project you create. So stop putting yourself down for never finishing or posting those WIPs because every moment you spent creating something you loved is a moment not wasted. Your progress and talent is measured by your passion not your number of posts.

botwstoriesandsuch

This post went from 3k to 7k overnight and that just goes to show how many of you need to hear this so make sure you don’t ever forget it

anthropolos

It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it

korra-of-the-watertribe

#it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it

chokkilissa-nahollos

this explains everything about theater kids in a way that was beyond my grasp until this very moment

penny-anna

*at some kind of fancy event*

Shazam: *about to go in on the free wine*

Batman: *taking the glass out of his hand* No.

Shazam: aw

Rest of the Justice League: ???

penny-anna

Adult woman journalist: *flirting with Shazam*

Shazam: *flirting back*

Batman, physically towing him away: nope no absolutely not

penny-anna

Shazam: *finally gets ahold of a glass of wine & takes a sip*

Shazam: ………..

Shazam: *discreetly spits the wine back into the glass*

Flash, watching from across the room: ok what the fuck

zorilleerrant

Fourteen year old: *flirting with Shazam*

Shazam: *flirting back*

Several members of the Justice League: *staring in horror*

Batman, ignoring Nightwing’s laughter: I will. Have a talk with him.

frostbittenbucky

Diana: [steps in front of the 14-year-old and about to fist fight Shazam]

Batman: “maybe it’s time we tell them…”

nyxthechaosdragon

Diana: Shazam we require a vehicle of some sort

Shazam: The thing is, I don’t exactly have a car

Flash: What?

Shazam: Or a license

Flash: Uhh

Shazam: Or a job

Flash: What??

Shazam: Or an alternate identity. Not in the ways you guys do.

Flash: ???

Shazam: I also don’t do my taxes

nerfherdingteleporter

Flash, jumping to a conclusion: so uhhhh… do you have a place to sleep tonight? Is that a thing you need? Cause you can probably crash on my couch-

Batman, who wasn’t there five seconds ago: if anyone’s going to adopt Shazam, it will be me.

Shazam: aw, thanks! :) I don’t need it, but thanks both of you for the offer!

Flash, ten hours later, wide awake in bed: okay but what SENSE did he mean “adopt” in, because I really don’t like where this is going

theotherstuffblog

Yiexoudxuw YES @jackhawksmoor

havisham

well, this fic isn’t going to write itself, but i’m going to wait a bit longer to make sure.

mackthecheesy

was messing with some fake tweet makers and the idea that dick just uses twitter to compliment and flirt with himself hit me and i couldn’t stop til i made it.

grison-in-space

idle Jaskier-related notion:

Joey Batey is really approximately the same size and shape as Henry Cavill, and there are a number of clever techniques in pretty much all Jaskier's costumes to hide this fact and make him look about three or four inches narrower than he actually is. The costumers work really really hard to make him look that twinky, often with cleverly cut shoulder decorations that pretend he's trying to look bigger than he is and have the actual effect of making him look a lot lighter.

On a Doylistic level this makes sense, because it's hard to make Geralt look Huge and Imposing next to your non-combatant harmless sidekick if said sidekick is a jacked six foot burly man.

On a Watsonian level, however, the notion of Jaskier as this big meaty dude aggressively arguing with all his tailors to ensure that he looks as non threatening and foppish and entertaining as possible while also looking as sexy as he can (for a Jaskier definition of sexy, at least) is generating considerable entertainment for me this fine morning.

grison-in-space

"No! My shoulders must look slender!"

"But, sir, you could look ripped!"

"Absolutely not! I must look slim and gentle and unassuming!"

"As you wish, sir... So do you wish it to be cut with much excess fabric, so that you look small and also very wealthy to afford so much?"

[howling] "No! I must look slender and gentle and also above else very attractive!"

grison-in-space

Geralt doesn't notice any of this until they try to share a tiny hostel bed on the road and Jaskier cuddles up to him and abruptly there is no more room in that bed

gossip-girl-of-middleearth

I need a full picture costume run down of this by someone in the fashion field stat

redhorsedawn

Ask and ye shall receive! I may not work in the fashion field but I do work in the costume production industry for theatre/film so this is totally my area. Using clothes to change someone’s appearance is super common, and Tim Aslam’s costume design for The Witcher is actually a really good example of this, so buckle up because this is a long ride!

Creating an illusion like this has two main components: shape (the style lines created by the clothes), and fit (the way the clothes hang on the person’s body), and is the result of close collaboration between the designer and the production team.

We’re going to talk about season one, because that’s where the difference is the most obvious. Take a look at Geralt:

First, let’s talk about shape. The goal here is to make Geralt look strong and imposing, and the best way to do that is to exaggerate the triangle of his upper torso. See how much broader his shoulders look than his waist in both images? A loose shirt over tight pants is a classic way to establish this, because the shirt blousing at the waist (note that the pants sit high up at the natural waist) makes the hips looks narrower in comparison. Note also that his shirt has an asymmetrical closure - a centered vertical line down the shirt would make him looks slimmer, while the off-center one adds width.

His armor does this by giving him those massive shoulder pieces, which both lengthen and raise his shoulder line. I would estimate that they raise Henry Cavill’s shoulder line by a good two inches just from the bulk of the leather alone. His torso armor also does a really clever thing by having a very subtle V shape to the vertical lines, making his waist look smaller. If you count the number of stripes above and below his belt (again, sitting high at the natural waist), you’ll notice that the narrow stripe at the front edge of the armscye disappears, which allows the side stripes to make that V shape.

Now let’s talk about fit. The fit of Geralt’s shirt looks simple but is actually super specific. It’s very easy for an actor to get lost in a shirt that is too loose - if there’s too much extra fabric then it will just make the actor look smaller by drawing attention to how baggy it is. This shirt fits just right: the sleeves are full enough to allow for movement but still relatively fitted (and rolling up the sleeves actually also helps add breadth to Geralt’s torso by continuing the horizontal line at his waist). The body of the shirt fits smoothly across the shoulders and chest, and has just enough fullness to drape at the waist without feeling baggy.

Now let’s look at Jaskier.

We’ll start with this look. Shape and fit are very interconnected here so it’s just gonna be a jumble. First thing I notice: the jacket. Unlike your traditional fantasy/historical doublet, all of Jaskier’s jackets end at the waist, rather than continuing into a peplum/skirt like Geralt’s armor does. This cropped jacket is evocative of childhood/immaturity, an association that is generally considered to have its roots in schoolboy uniforms of the 19th and early 20th century (see the image of schoolboys wearing “Eton Jackets” below)

Jaskier also tends to wear his jackets open. This creates a vertical line down his torso, which is generally slimming, but it also totally obscures the shape of his torso. The brain is going to take the line of his hip, which we can see, and the armscye of his jacket, (which actually looks to be cut ever so slightly artificially narrow but it’s hard to tell) and fill in a line between them, which is likely going to end up being slightly narrower than his actual ribcage. He does have poofs at the top of his sleeves, which can be a technique used to add width, but if they’re cut and fit carefully you can actually hide some of the breadth of the shoulders inside the poof and make it look like the fullness comes from the poof and not the body.

Note: the “armscye” is the technical name for the armhole, but specifically the torso part. The corresponding sleeve part is the “sleevehead.”

Again, we have another open jacket, this one with strong vertical lines. See how the line of Jaskier’s hip flows up through the edge of the doublet all the way up through the armscye? This makes his torso look narrower despite the jacket’s shoulder tabs. In contrast, this line is always broken on Geralt’s outfits, whether at the waist with his shirt or with the giant shoulder pieces with his armor. Jaskier’s pants also tend to fit more loosely, which de-emphasizes the triangle of his shoulders to waist.

Okay this is my favorite image to illustrate everything we have going on here. Look at Jaskier’s jacket. What’s the first thing you notice? The bright yellow inset slashes in his chest. The high contrast in color draws the eye inwards and distracts from the breadth of his shoulders, where we have another cleverly cut poof. His jacket is again cropped, with strong vertical lines, over the baggiest pants he wears in the season.

Now look at Jaskier and Geralt together. Jaskier is all about long vertical lines, while Geralt’s predominate lines are either horizontal or diagonal. Additionally, Jaskier’s hips look even to his shoulders, even if they’re not, and Geralt’s shoulders are exaggerated. The two characters have a very different presence, even if the actors underneath are similar.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this introduction to costume design! Creating the illusory effects like this is one of my favorite things and I am excited to share!!

bidoof

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

mycatisnamedfrank

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

bidoof

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

domozillla-deactivated20181216

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

bidoof

The finger blocks it

dildomuncher3000

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

bidoof

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

hungwy

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

blipblerp

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

gorps

No the finger would stop it

joryboi

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

foulserpent

no the finger would stop it

indianworiorprincess-blog

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

foulserpent

the finger would stop it

tothefairest

astral-logistics-assn

But that’s not what’s happening here. The finger would actually stop the bullet. Look it up.

post-store

$52.99

longingandheartacheandlust

Yennefer thinks Jaskier’s a catty twit (accurately) but also she thinks Geralt has a really good thing going with having his own soundtrack playing for him at all times. she decides to spend a rather large sum hiring Jaskier to follow her around at a few events playing appropriate ominous and/or seductive music

Jaskier think’s Yennefer’s a catty witch (accurately) but a gig’s a gig and he wanted into a couple of those parties anyway so he goes along with it

And it turns out Yennefer’s actually highly entertaining to watch especially when Jaskier lures her into the vicinity of his personal enemies and he gets to watch them damn near piss their pants

And it turns out Jaskier’s actually highly entertaining to listen to especially when Yennefer has him write devastatingly reputation-ruining “this is totally not about you and you can’t prove it’s slander in a court of law” songs about her personal enemies

After a while Geralt realizes he hasn’t seen Jaskier in an unusually long time, hunts them down, and is like “what have you done with my bard”

Yennefer just goes “my bard now.”

Jaskier: [smug lute music]

tinyphantomsalad

[Smug Lute Music]

neon-crayons

Yennifer took Jaskier in the divorce

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This fic is a fill for a square on a bingo event I'm involved in. It's for a discord server dedicated to the WinterWidowHawk (Bucky/Natasha/Clint). The square this fills is 'Budapest' and is the first part of a four part series I have planned for three of the other squares. It's pre-relationship, but kinda sets some things up for future parts. 😉

I tried to stick with what was established in MCU canon cause that's my main knowledge base, but I'm sure there were plenty of liberties taken in order for it to fit the story I wanted to tell. That being said, I'm pretty happy with it and hope done of you read and enjoy it!

If anybody wants to come over to the server, there's some pretty cool people. We've done some events and randomly have little challenges relating to part or all of the WWH ship. There's a bunch of art people, lots of fic people, and everyone is really supportive! Link below if you're feeling up to finding some new friends!

Check out the The Poly Armory community on Discord - hang out with 78 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

#winterwidowhawk #wwhbingo2021 #budapest #clint barton #natasha romanov #first mission #idk why this was the only thing I could think of for Budapest but here it is!#bucky barnes #ao3 fanfic

I'd love to know more about 'Seeing Stars'.

Also, I misread 'Crying on a Suitcase' as 'Crying IN a Suitcase'. I almost asked about it too, until I realized I was wrong. XD

Seeing Stars is one that I started almost two years ago that was supposed to be a clever title for a quick little "teenage Peter Parker and teenage Quentin Beck get hormonal at the movie theater" but it did the thing where it chose to be quick OR little so I haven't finished it yet. Two missing scenes still lol

Bonus: Crying on a Suitcase was supposed to be crack but turned into like, feelings which I don't understand but I'm interested to see how it turns out I guess lol maybe naming it Crying IN a suitcase would've been better for keeping it crack 🤣

WIP Ask Game of Shame

Tagged by @harishe-art

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it. And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Ugh, so I don't have enough people I can tag to cover all the things, but here's my list of still being worked on currently WIPs.

Cruel Summer Dreams

Cruel Summer

Crying on a Suitcase

FSIW Chapter 12

Growing Up Fast

Movie Night Prequel

Movie Night Shenanigans

Seeing Stars

Slice of Life

Stucky/Starker BDSM Polyamory

To the Shore (Rescueverse Stony)

Towel Trend

Witcher Kinktober (from 2020)

I have plenty more that are in the editing process or have been temporarily abandoned but those are the ones I'm actively working on. Woo...

bone-cement-huffer

memeception

hashtagloveloses

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

bl00dlikeice

@caesarianconfection

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

mommacomms

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

pagesofkenna

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

animatedamerican

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

captainlordauditor

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

japhers

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit

I was getting a political compass vibe too

your-uncle-dave

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

politicalcompassmemes

This works better than I thought it would.

chiribomb-deactivated20220820

This was in my senior project

kait-the-kitty

I’m not sorry.

panickedmartian

EIGHT MEME COMBO

smooththegoofyshark

FATALITY

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

We have officially created a new language

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

I just had to do it to em

phoneykin

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

M E M E T E N

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

OwO?

W o w

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

joyriding-in-the-fandoms

THIRTEEN!?

junepop45

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100

moved-to-ancient-gaylienz

well i added my contribution : )

why—

fandersunite

IM SCREAMING

robynspreciousnest

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

operahousebookworm

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

sword-and-nightingale

One does not simply explain this

sword-and-nightingale

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

16 motherfucking layers

catbxy

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

randomslasher

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that.

tea-withnofixinsplease

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

tea-withnofixinsplease

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

tbhitisdbh

What he said

tbhitisdbh

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

trashcanakin

heir-of-the-chair

My humble contribution

sword-and-nightingale

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

dysphoric--acid

ive added my end of the chaos

theoneandonlyredrobin

Beautiful

theundertalehuman-deactivated20

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

lowkeyjustvibing

I don’t fishing know

theoldworldsrunnerup

Has this been done yet?

theundertalehuman-deactivated20

theoldworldsrunnerup

daroaringknight

had to contribute to tumblr history

lets-go-mental-in-the-woods-dea

Oh my god this is tumblr history

ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

theoldworldsrunnerup

Yes we are✨

ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20

my hand slipped oop

theundertalehuman-deactivated20

fool i posted my meme before you

ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20

oh okay then-

the-real-fucking-daddy

someone-

franthehorsegir

I dare some one to keep going.

nonbinaryvulcan

I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂

franthehorsegir

Thank you 😝🤣

silkwingfood

i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy

bisexualnerd

My humble contribution

bunkerbuilder37

I made one

pricetagofficial

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

just-another-random-profile

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

madskittens-202-deactivated2026

100 or so years later this is all that will be left from the internet

tinkering-goblin

30 layers of horrific memery. Welcome to the internet.

tinkering-goblin

Fuck it, 31 layers

spoopy-cactus

May I interest y'all in 32 layers?

tinkering-goblin

you may

pokecraftking

This post: shows up.

Me:

hullaballoons

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY

I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE

EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE

I MADE IT ALL UP

AND NOW???????

I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????

AND NOW??????????

SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME

valiantparadox-deactivated20191

someone made a prezi

someone informed a classroom that James Buchanan was first choice over Sacagawea

hullaballoons

I know it’s so bad like how did this happen I just cannot believe

mouthfullofsxnd

All I can say is that I couldn’t ask for a better representation of the American education system tbh

abaratianinthehereafter

Okay but like…Gail Collins is not just a “verified Facebook woman”. She’s a columnist for the New York Times.

You literally trolled over a million people.

harbourseal

I A M D Y I N G

medie

oh god, this is fantastic.

demenski-deactivated20220503

history is written by shitposters

firew0man-deactivated20181203

Historians are gonna be so confused in a few decades.

ruthfully

Reblogging to encourage skepticism and responsible information sharing, because good grief people.

lets-get-fictional

So, hi! I really like your blog and i have a question: do you know some apps or "programs" (idk) for writers?

Hey, nonny! I’m glad you like the blog, and thanks for your question <3

Here’s a huge list of some writing programs I found:

FREE

FocusWriter

-designed to keep you focused and distraction-free

WriteMonkey

-writing and editing software to keep you focused

LibreOffice

-free alternative to Microsoft Office

Scribus

-formatting and publishing software

FreeMind

-mind-mapping and organizing program

Trello

-idea organization

Pocket

-pin pages to reference later

Twerds

-reminds you to write daily and tracks your writing

oTranscribe

-transcribes audio quickly and conveniently

Coffitivity

-a white noise player to help you focus

ZenPen

-minimalist writing software so you don’t get distracted

Power Thesaurus

-a crowdsourced thesaurus

Twinword Writer

-writing software with a built-in thesaurus

Cliché Finder

-finds the cliches in your writing

Calmly Writer

-an extremely simple interface to help you focus when writing

The Most Dangerous Writing App

-if you stop writing for more than about three seconds, it deletes everything you’ve written

Ilys

-an interface where you can only see the last letter you wrote, to help cure writer’s block

PAID

Daily Page

-sends you a prompt every day to get you writing

ProWritingAid

-reviews and evaluates your writing for grammar and other mistakes

Blank Page

-a simple writing program that allows you to set goals for yourself

750 Words

-a writing interface that encourages you to write 750 words (about three pages) every day, and allows you to analyse your writing. my personal favourite.

I hope that helped you out! (Side note: most of the paid programs have free trials.) If you have another question, feel free to ask us!

-Mod Gen

If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask us!

quasi-normalcy

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

autumngracy

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

plateauofmemories

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly