#incorrect batdad

[incorrect-waynemanor]

bruce: i’m going to surprise selina tonight

cass: how…

bruce: cooking!

cass: oh no

[anonymousqualities]

Dick trying to explain to Bruce what happened to the Batmobile while Barbara records his reaction

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[incorrect-waynemanor]

*damian, walking into wayne manor wearing a floor length coat*

bruce: what’s in the coat damian?

damian’s coat: meow

damian:

bruce:

damian: drugs?

bruce: nice try son, but last time i checked drugs don’t meow

damian, panicking: ...they’re a new kind 

[incorrect-waynemanor]

bruce, answering the phone: this is bruce

jason: it’s jason

bruce: what did he do this time

jason: no, it’s me. jason

bruce: what did you do this time?

[anonymousqualities]

*All of the batfam congregated in the livingroom at 3am*

*Bruce sees damian coming downstairs*

Bruce: “Damian, what are you doing out of bed?

Damian: “I’m actually worried about Todd... Why did you have to throw him out onto the streets, father?”

Bruce for the 10th time since they all came down to talk: “I did not throw Jason out into the street!!!”

Alfred: “quite right Sir, you threw him on the lawn. He rolled into the street”