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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@tinkermenu
{Tutorial of Welcoming}
[epic]
> directs new users to the various parts of the tinker interface: #finished items, #tinker speaks, #ooc
> informs the user that they may forge new items using asks.
> links the user to a description of how Tinker looks.
> displays current arcs:
> #1 gp arc: “where tf are all these singular gold pieces coming from?”
~ooc~
- tinker (and the mod) goes by they/them.
yo, you still around?
yeah, I'm alive! I just got burned out from posting here so much then forgot this blog existed 😅
In wake of the new "Into the Gimmickverse" project, I'm gonna need every gimmick blog to either reply or comment on this post so we can start making a cast list. Have resume's, gimmick and auditions at the ready. We'll be in touch.
There will be a universe of gimmicks. A multiverse of gimmicks. It will be beautiful. It will be deadly.
Love it and despair
To open the inventory press E.
Lies! To open the inventory, press J.
this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website
dewe awe gimmick bwogs da wikes of which yoo cannot conceive on dis goddamn website UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
Achievement unlocked!
Distant rumbling
HERE THEY COME
CHAAAAARGE!!!!
@putting-gangle-in-places @putting-zooble-in-places @putting-kinger-in-places @putting-ragatha-in-places @putting-jax-in-places @putting-kaufmo-in-places @putting-pomni-in-places @weezer-on-blue @putting-chell-in-places @puttinabstractedkaufmoinplaces @putting-barrel-monkeys-in-places @putting-mannequins-in-places @putting-gloinks-in-places @putting-queenie-in-places @putting-exit-door-in-places @putting-rick-in-places @putting-sun-and-moon-in-places @putting-stanley-in-places @putting-spaceboy-in-places @putting-glados-in-random-places @putting-j-in-places @putting-caine-in-places @putting-cooler-kinger-in-places @putting-cyn-in-places @putting-v-in-places @putting-vincent-in-places @putting-morty-in-places
IM WEAK WHY DID YOU TAG SO MANY PLACES BLOGS????
I’m not kidding I literally just put “putting-” followed by a single letter on the keyboard (yes I tried all of them) and just clicked on all the places blogs
PAINTERS HAVE WE GOTTEN TO THEM YET? IF NOT GRAB YOUR FUCKING PAINTBRUSHES AND GO GO GO!!!
@painting-red @the-redpainter @the-bazzow-painter @the-orange-painter @the-yellow-painter @the-green-painter @the-teal-painter @the-blue-painter @the-pink-painter @the-white-painter @the-gray-painter @the-rainbow-painter @the-void-painter @the-pixel-painter @the-mystery-painter @happy-little-painter @the-not-painter @the-glitter-painter @the-doodle-painter @the-bird-painter @the-pride-painter @the-mew-painter @the-weezer-painter @the-deep-fry-painter @the-scribbles-painter @the-sus-painter @thecroissantpainter @the-lesbian-painter @the-purple-painter @the-trans-painter @the-stormy-painter @raidpainter @the-icy-painter @the-sad-painter @the-howling-painter @the-bisexual-painter @the-gumball-painter @the-chaotic-doodle-painter @the-scaly-painter @the-duck-painter @the-firey-painter @the-inverted-painter @the-collage-painter @the-high-saturation-painter @the-pony-painter @the-mewtwo-painter @the-agender-painter @the-gay-painter @the-ghost-painter @the-xenogender-painter
Everyone who was tagged in this reblog chain gets a gold star!
@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @list-of-spacey-onimous-threats
@priest-of-ominous-threats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @redundant-ominious-threats @very-not-ominous-threats
@backup-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats
@atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @nominous-threats
@this-threat-is-ominous
@the-last-ominous-threat
THREATSVERSE; CHARGE!
Yo quote: “there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive in this damn website.”
Also piss on the poor reading comprehension
These are gimmicks man was not meant to know!
too lazy to tag everyone so @epprbcu i’m sure several of us will see this; charge!! (if you like)
Okay if anyone wants to help me fight Statalus come here.
[By reblogging this post, Status 1 will teleport you to a bunker where he, Two, Six, and some advanced sentries are planning, about 100 feet away from the cliff where Statalus is setting something up. The sun is setting sort of blacking him out in a really cinematic way. From the looks of what he's doing and what he said, he is trying to escape to another reality, and Status 1 would feel kinda bad if he just LET that happen. The goal is to find a way to revoke Statalus's console powers or weaken him. With the console powers, direct fighting is practically- no, LITERALLY worthless, so you'll need to be smart about this.]
(Tinker hasn’t really participated in this arc at all but is willing to help if they are wanted/needed.)
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Reblog this you little shits.
Always reblog.
Get off my blog if you can’t and won’t reblog.
I’m queer…so yeah
Aroace Genderqueer and respectful only if you respect me and the people I like!
HEY TO EVERYONE READING THIS POST. I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW.
I MASSIVE SUPPORT YOU ON YOUR SEXUALITY IN THE LGBT
Well, gotta reblog.
haha reblog go brrrr
Funni reblog
I think I like men
goes out to all my gay hoes (myself, all my followers are bots)
Slay tea the house
REBLOG NOW OR ELSE
Reblog people!!
Yippee
It’s homo time
lesbian who uses neopronouns here!
Bi girl here!!! Hi!!!
WSUUUPPPP ur bisexual crackhead is heeeeeeeeeeeere!!
hey gamers welcome back to my blog, today i’m gonna burn down an orphanage filled with homophobes and children, reblog if you agree
nah I’m helping
I got a lighter
*watches them burn it down* “w h y (im part of community my friends)
where’s my bi gang-?
Demigirl here
Skilo and aro here!
graysexual gay demiboy wassup
🫵
If you can’t reblog this you are blockdst.
is there a problem G? .w.
uuhm no?? do YOU have a problem g? 🤡
ill fucken reblog it again
by god your poor hand op
this post is still going
Some of my best apprentices are gay.
✨*Cutely reblogs.*✨
My friend and I respect the gays!
Can y'all stop telling me to reblog so I can get to the button
REBLOG OR I WILL FIND YOU AND RUN YOU OVER ON MY QUADBIKE AND THEN HIT YOU WITH MY MANY walkingsticks STAFFS AND ONE HAMMER
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heyyy tinker... how have ya been?
-@hashbang-mods [plushed]
…Oh, hi!
…what happened to you? you look…
…cuddly? hmm…
(Since you last saw Tinker, they’ve changed quite a bit. they look much more curvy and feminine now.)
uh, yeah... you look a bit different too...
I got a stone that let me change my sex!
…and then almost woulda died if not for doc-
what happened to you?
uhhh let's just say i got tricked
Tricked by who?
…can I help?
(they look concerned)
someone called kit, they put this fucking piece of shit on me and now i'm... this
[as hash says "piece of shit" she gestures at her collar]
and i already made a deal with someone for them to help me
(They pause uncertainly for a moment.)
(“She?”)
(Then they recover themselves.)
Uh- alright, sure. Can I do you anything in general?
(They gesture sweepingly around at their workshop.)
If I remember correctly, you had some sort of blaster that looked like it could use an upgrade?
…Also, d’you want me to break that collar off you? It doesn’t look particularly strong…
oh yeah, i guess. bitch was impossible to get back in my inventory
also the only reason i can't get it off myself is because it got rid off my fucking fingers, so i'm assuming you can just take it off- wait i could've just asked someone to do that the whole time. kurwa
Alright…
(They walk over and reach for the collar. You can hear a clank as they unbuckle it, then they pull it free and set it on the table.)
Better?
[hash turns back normal]
oh my fucking god yes. thank you so much
of course! Now how about that blaster? I’ve been itching to try some new tricks since nobody comes out here to give me business…
(They rummage around in the chaos of their work table and come up with what appear to be assorted gun mods, as well as some other less recognisable objects.)
I’ve been wanting to try this out for some time—they’re like advanced pre-made modifications that I can stick multiple of into weapons!
This is the culmination of yea—
(They cut themselves off before they start monologising and return to the task at hand)
sorry, got a bit carried away— what kinda modifications you thinking for the blaster?
i guess just anything to get the shot damage up. that's one of its two big weak points
Oh yeah, sure…
(They separate out a few of the unrecognisable objects, as well as a large copper coil and what appears to be an oversized capacitor of some sort.)
Weapons are my specialty—especially ballistic ones, so this is great!
(They strap the coil to the barrel using duct tape, then add the capacitor. You notice wiring being integrated into the blaster, even though they did not grab any from their table.)
So what I’m doing here is basically strapping a low-powered railgun coil to the end of this to boost the projectiles, and-
(They grab two other objects, a faintly glowing blue disk and a brass pipe.)
-and this will power the railgun, and this will prevent you from getting fatally electrocuted- oh shit wait you didn’t understand a word of that did you? sorry, I get carried away…
(They cover the coil with the pipe and chuck the disk inside. It clatters for a moment, then stops abruptly.)
Aaaand… done! that was fun!
(The blaster is now inexplicably painted black, with CLASH RIFLE painted in neon blue along the side. It has a noticeably longer barrel, and an inset disk-shaped spot above the grip.)
{Clash Rifle}
[unique][weapon][arcanomechanical]
> A modified Clash Blaster. Heavily modified.
> Bears the inscription CLASH RIFLE on one side, and an incredibly ornate em-dash on the other.
> Fully Automatic, Incredibly High fire rate. Requires no ammo but must cool down every 25 shots. Deals moderate damage per shot.
> When spinning up or firing, Arcanomechanical Power Core glows blue and is visible above grip, producing dim illumination.
> Can be wielded one-handed or two-handed (rifle grip), but produces massive recoil when not in rifle grip.
> Probably not supposed to exist within this universe.
that's an... interesting item description. uh, is there anywhere safe for me to testfire this?
yeah, I have a test range out back.
(They lead you outside and behind their house, where, sure enough, there is a practice range, featuring archery targets, firing range targets, and a few close-quarters training dummies. The firing range targets seem heavily used, with many bullet holes, scorch marks, acid burn marks, and various bits of metal and coins embedded in them. One of the targets has been almost reduced to ash, with a scorched stick in the around, and a jarringly fresh wooden plank duct-taped to it. By contrast, the archery and melee targets are completely pristine.)
Go ahead, take it for a spin!
(Tinker seems very excited for you to try the weapon out.)
let's see then...
[hashbang holds down the trigger for a few seconds]
(The weapon hums, and a somewhat familiar blue circle appears at the back of it. It then starts firing blue bolts at an insanely fast fire rate - the thunder of one shot not even ending before another rings out.) (Not five seconds later, almost as abruptly as it had started, it stops. A small stream of smoke emits from the weapon, slowly dwindling away.)
jesus christ. not really much of a blaster anymore but that's fine
…so… do you like it?
if you like I can make it semi-automatic…
(They shift uncomfortably, hoping that they hadn’t gone too far.)
oh it's fucking great. it's like a grizzco weapon but on more crack than usual
…I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a good thing!
…Unfortunately, I am going to have to ask for payment for this… I can’t really afford to give away too many more things for free, especially with how much these Arcane Crystals cost…
…haven’t eaten for two weeks…
…sorry…
(Their expression looks rather apologetic.)
Could… could I have 20GP for that, please?
oh jesus. i have a lot more than that hold on...
[-50GP]
i- h- y- ð-
(they seem at a complete loss for words.)
I suppose you’re aware, all things considered, that you gave me more than twice the money I asked?
…And you’re not going to be dissuaded?
shady found a way to glitch in a lot of money. i'm still in the, let me check...
[hash opens up his inventory screen]
999 thousands
Holy SHIT.
…well, as someone who… may or may not possess or work with glitched artefacts…
(they reflexively touch their {metallic right hand} to the inlaid wood of the {wrench} that sits on their belt.)
…speaking about their nature tends to attract people who would be inclined to purge them.
(they shrug.)
at least, that’s what I’ve done, and I’ve never had… much trouble with anything of that sort.
oh right, that genny person. was a real pain in the ass before they transitioned
ah- actually, there’s plenty more than just her…
Set, for example, almost got the wrench- I managed to dissuade them though…
oh. i don't think i've heard of them
…lucky.
So what’re you going to do now?
probably just go back to the library. oh, and i probably shouldn't be leaving rubbish in here
[hash places the collar in his inventory]
i'll find out how to get rid of it properly later
I mean… I’d happily get rid of it for free, my entire life revolved around random magical and weird artefacts.
I’ve turned a lemon into a tool that can purge glitches and corruption—I can handle a plushie collar.
However, if you have your own plans for it, you are welcome to keep it, just know that I very much both love people leaving “rubbish” in here and don’t consider that item rubbish at all..
[hash is speaking a tad more nervously now]
oh no trust me it's no bother. wouldn't want you to accidentally get stuck like i did
A-alright, if you want it, feel free to take it.
Also, please do come back again, I don’t really get many people around!
i'll keep that in mind
[hash leaves]
Bye!
heyyy tinker... how have ya been?
-@hashbang-mods [plushed]
…Oh, hi!
…what happened to you? you look…
…cuddly? hmm…
(Since you last saw Tinker, they’ve changed quite a bit. they look much more curvy and feminine now.)
uh, yeah... you look a bit different too...
I got a stone that let me change my sex!
…and then almost woulda died if not for doc-
what happened to you?
uhhh let's just say i got tricked
Tricked by who?
…can I help?
(they look concerned)
someone called kit, they put this fucking piece of shit on me and now i'm... this
[as hash says "piece of shit" she gestures at her collar]
and i already made a deal with someone for them to help me
(They pause uncertainly for a moment.)
(“She?”)
(Then they recover themselves.)
Uh- alright, sure. Can I do you anything in general?
(They gesture sweepingly around at their workshop.)
If I remember correctly, you had some sort of blaster that looked like it could use an upgrade?
…Also, d’you want me to break that collar off you? It doesn’t look particularly strong…
oh yeah, i guess. bitch was impossible to get back in my inventory
also the only reason i can't get it off myself is because it got rid off my fucking fingers, so i'm assuming you can just take it off- wait i could've just asked someone to do that the whole time. kurwa
Alright…
(They walk over and reach for the collar. You can hear a clank as they unbuckle it, then they pull it free and set it on the table.)
Better?
[hash turns back normal]
oh my fucking god yes. thank you so much
of course! Now how about that blaster? I’ve been itching to try some new tricks since nobody comes out here to give me business…
(They rummage around in the chaos of their work table and come up with what appear to be assorted gun mods, as well as some other less recognisable objects.)
I’ve been wanting to try this out for some time—they’re like advanced pre-made modifications that I can stick multiple of into weapons!
This is the culmination of yea—
(They cut themselves off before they start monologising and return to the task at hand)
sorry, got a bit carried away— what kinda modifications you thinking for the blaster?
i guess just anything to get the shot damage up. that's one of its two big weak points
Oh yeah, sure…
(They separate out a few of the unrecognisable objects, as well as a large copper coil and what appears to be an oversized capacitor of some sort.)
Weapons are my specialty—especially ballistic ones, so this is great!
(They strap the coil to the barrel using duct tape, then add the capacitor. You notice wiring being integrated into the blaster, even though they did not grab any from their table.)
So what I’m doing here is basically strapping a low-powered railgun coil to the end of this to boost the projectiles, and-
(They grab two other objects, a faintly glowing blue disk and a brass pipe.)
-and this will power the railgun, and this will prevent you from getting fatally electrocuted- oh shit wait you didn’t understand a word of that did you? sorry, I get carried away…
(They cover the coil with the pipe and chuck the disk inside. It clatters for a moment, then stops abruptly.)
Aaaand… done! that was fun!
(The blaster is now inexplicably painted black, with CLASH RIFLE painted in neon blue along the side. It has a noticeably longer barrel, and an inset disk-shaped spot above the grip.)
{Clash Rifle}
[unique][weapon][arcanomechanical]
> A modified Clash Blaster. Heavily modified.
> Bears the inscription CLASH RIFLE on one side, and an incredibly ornate em-dash on the other.
> Fully Automatic, Incredibly High fire rate. Requires no ammo but must cool down every 25 shots. Deals moderate damage per shot.
> When spinning up or firing, Arcanomechanical Power Core glows blue and is visible above grip, producing dim illumination.
> Can be wielded one-handed or two-handed (rifle grip), but produces massive recoil when not in rifle grip.
> Probably not supposed to exist within this universe.
that's an... interesting item description. uh, is there anywhere safe for me to testfire this?
yeah, I have a test range out back.
(They lead you outside and behind their house, where, sure enough, there is a practice range, featuring archery targets, firing range targets, and a few close-quarters training dummies. The firing range targets seem heavily used, with many bullet holes, scorch marks, acid burn marks, and various bits of metal and coins embedded in them. One of the targets has been almost reduced to ash, with a scorched stick in the around, and a jarringly fresh wooden plank duct-taped to it. By contrast, the archery and melee targets are completely pristine.)
Go ahead, take it for a spin!
(Tinker seems very excited for you to try the weapon out.)
let's see then...
[hashbang holds down the trigger for a few seconds]
(The weapon hums, and a somewhat familiar blue circle appears at the back of it. It then starts firing blue bolts at an insanely fast fire rate - the thunder of one shot not even ending before another rings out.) (Not five seconds later, almost as abruptly as it had started, it stops. A small stream of smoke emits from the weapon, slowly dwindling away.)
jesus christ. not really much of a blaster anymore but that's fine
…so… do you like it?
if you like I can make it semi-automatic…
(They shift uncomfortably, hoping that they hadn’t gone too far.)
oh it's fucking great. it's like a grizzco weapon but on more crack than usual
…I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a good thing!
…Unfortunately, I am going to have to ask for payment for this… I can’t really afford to give away too many more things for free, especially with how much these Arcane Crystals cost…
…haven’t eaten for two weeks…
…sorry…
(Their expression looks rather apologetic.)
Could… could I have 20GP for that, please?
oh jesus. i have a lot more than that hold on...
[-50GP]
i- h- y- ð-
(they seem at a complete loss for words.)
I suppose you’re aware, all things considered, that you gave me more than twice the money I asked?
…And you’re not going to be dissuaded?
shady found a way to glitch in a lot of money. i'm still in the, let me check...
[hash opens up his inventory screen]
999 thousands
Holy SHIT.
…well, as someone who… may or may not possess or work with glitched artefacts…
(they reflexively touch their {metallic right hand} to the inlaid wood of the {wrench} that sits on their belt.)
…speaking about their nature tends to attract people who would be inclined to purge them.
(they shrug.)
at least, that’s what I’ve done, and I’ve never had… much trouble with anything of that sort.
oh right, that genny person. was a real pain in the ass before they transitioned
ah- actually, there’s plenty more than just her…
Set, for example, almost got the wrench- I managed to dissuade them though…
oh. i don't think i've heard of them
…lucky.
So what’re you going to do now?
probably just go back to the library. oh, and i probably shouldn't be leaving rubbish in here
[hash places the collar in his inventory]
i'll find out how to get rid of it properly later
I mean… I’d happily get rid of it for free, my entire life revolved around random magical and weird artefacts.
I’ve turned a lemon into a tool that can purge glitches and corruption—I can handle a plushie collar.
However, if you have your own plans for it, you are welcome to keep it, just know that I very much both love people leaving “rubbish” in here and don’t consider that item rubbish at all..
[hash is speaking a tad more nervously now]
oh no trust me it's no bother. wouldn't want you to accidentally get stuck like i did
A-alright, if you want it, feel free to take it.
Also, please do come back again, I don’t really get many people around!
heyyy tinker... how have ya been?
-@hashbang-mods [plushed]
…Oh, hi!
…what happened to you? you look…
…cuddly? hmm…
(Since you last saw Tinker, they’ve changed quite a bit. they look much more curvy and feminine now.)
uh, yeah... you look a bit different too...
I got a stone that let me change my sex!
…and then almost woulda died if not for doc-
what happened to you?
uhhh let's just say i got tricked
Tricked by who?
…can I help?
(they look concerned)
someone called kit, they put this fucking piece of shit on me and now i'm... this
[as hash says "piece of shit" she gestures at her collar]
and i already made a deal with someone for them to help me
(They pause uncertainly for a moment.)
(“She?”)
(Then they recover themselves.)
Uh- alright, sure. Can I do you anything in general?
(They gesture sweepingly around at their workshop.)
If I remember correctly, you had some sort of blaster that looked like it could use an upgrade?
…Also, d’you want me to break that collar off you? It doesn’t look particularly strong…
oh yeah, i guess. bitch was impossible to get back in my inventory
also the only reason i can't get it off myself is because it got rid off my fucking fingers, so i'm assuming you can just take it off- wait i could've just asked someone to do that the whole time. kurwa
Alright…
(They walk over and reach for the collar. You can hear a clank as they unbuckle it, then they pull it free and set it on the table.)
Better?
[hash turns back normal]
oh my fucking god yes. thank you so much
of course! Now how about that blaster? I’ve been itching to try some new tricks since nobody comes out here to give me business…
(They rummage around in the chaos of their work table and come up with what appear to be assorted gun mods, as well as some other less recognisable objects.)
I’ve been wanting to try this out for some time—they’re like advanced pre-made modifications that I can stick multiple of into weapons!
This is the culmination of yea—
(They cut themselves off before they start monologising and return to the task at hand)
sorry, got a bit carried away— what kinda modifications you thinking for the blaster?
i guess just anything to get the shot damage up. that's one of its two big weak points
Oh yeah, sure…
(They separate out a few of the unrecognisable objects, as well as a large copper coil and what appears to be an oversized capacitor of some sort.)
Weapons are my specialty—especially ballistic ones, so this is great!
(They strap the coil to the barrel using duct tape, then add the capacitor. You notice wiring being integrated into the blaster, even though they did not grab any from their table.)
So what I’m doing here is basically strapping a low-powered railgun coil to the end of this to boost the projectiles, and-
(They grab two other objects, a faintly glowing blue disk and a brass pipe.)
-and this will power the railgun, and this will prevent you from getting fatally electrocuted- oh shit wait you didn’t understand a word of that did you? sorry, I get carried away…
(They cover the coil with the pipe and chuck the disk inside. It clatters for a moment, then stops abruptly.)
Aaaand… done! that was fun!
(The blaster is now inexplicably painted black, with CLASH RIFLE painted in neon blue along the side. It has a noticeably longer barrel, and an inset disk-shaped spot above the grip.)
{Clash Rifle}
[unique][weapon][arcanomechanical]
> A modified Clash Blaster. Heavily modified.
> Bears the inscription CLASH RIFLE on one side, and an incredibly ornate em-dash on the other.
> Fully Automatic, Incredibly High fire rate. Requires no ammo but must cool down every 25 shots. Deals moderate damage per shot.
> When spinning up or firing, Arcanomechanical Power Core glows blue and is visible above grip, producing dim illumination.
> Can be wielded one-handed or two-handed (rifle grip), but produces massive recoil when not in rifle grip.
> Probably not supposed to exist within this universe.
that's an... interesting item description. uh, is there anywhere safe for me to testfire this?
yeah, I have a test range out back.
(They lead you outside and behind their house, where, sure enough, there is a practice range, featuring archery targets, firing range targets, and a few close-quarters training dummies. The firing range targets seem heavily used, with many bullet holes, scorch marks, acid burn marks, and various bits of metal and coins embedded in them. One of the targets has been almost reduced to ash, with a scorched stick in the around, and a jarringly fresh wooden plank duct-taped to it. By contrast, the archery and melee targets are completely pristine.)
Go ahead, take it for a spin!
(Tinker seems very excited for you to try the weapon out.)
let's see then...
[hashbang holds down the trigger for a few seconds]
(The weapon hums, and a somewhat familiar blue circle appears at the back of it. It then starts firing blue bolts at an insanely fast fire rate - the thunder of one shot not even ending before another rings out.) (Not five seconds later, almost as abruptly as it had started, it stops. A small stream of smoke emits from the weapon, slowly dwindling away.)
jesus christ. not really much of a blaster anymore but that's fine
…so… do you like it?
if you like I can make it semi-automatic…
(They shift uncomfortably, hoping that they hadn’t gone too far.)
oh it's fucking great. it's like a grizzco weapon but on more crack than usual
…I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a good thing!
…Unfortunately, I am going to have to ask for payment for this… I can’t really afford to give away too many more things for free, especially with how much these Arcane Crystals cost…
…haven’t eaten for two weeks…
…sorry…
(Their expression looks rather apologetic.)
Could… could I have 20GP for that, please?
oh jesus. i have a lot more than that hold on...
[-50GP]
i- h- y- ð-
(they seem at a complete loss for words.)
I suppose you’re aware, all things considered, that you gave me more than twice the money I asked?
…And you’re not going to be dissuaded?
shady found a way to glitch in a lot of money. i'm still in the, let me check...
[hash opens up his inventory screen]
999 thousands
Holy SHIT.
…well, as someone who… may or may not possess or work with glitched artefacts…
(they reflexively touch their {metallic right hand} to the inlaid wood of the {wrench} that sits on their belt.)
…speaking about their nature tends to attract people who would be inclined to purge them.
(they shrug.)
at least, that’s what I’ve done, and I’ve never had… much trouble with anything of that sort.
oh right, that genny person. was a real pain in the ass before they transitioned
ah- actually, there’s plenty more than just her…
Set, for example, almost got the wrench- I managed to dissuade them though…
oh. i don't think i've heard of them
…lucky.
So what’re you going to do now?
probably just go back to the library. oh, and i probably shouldn't be leaving rubbish in here
[hash places the collar in his inventory]
i'll find out how to get rid of it properly later
I mean… I’d happily get rid of it for free, my entire life revolved around random magical and weird artefacts.
I’ve turned a lemon into a tool that can purge glitches and corruption—I can handle a plushie collar.
However, if you have your own plans for it, you are welcome to keep it, just know that I very much both love people leaving “rubbish” in here and don’t consider that item rubbish at all..
heyyy tinker... how have ya been?
-@hashbang-mods [plushed]
…Oh, hi!
…what happened to you? you look…
…cuddly? hmm…
(Since you last saw Tinker, they’ve changed quite a bit. they look much more curvy and feminine now.)
uh, yeah... you look a bit different too...
I got a stone that let me change my sex!
…and then almost woulda died if not for doc-
what happened to you?
uhhh let's just say i got tricked
Tricked by who?
…can I help?
(they look concerned)
someone called kit, they put this fucking piece of shit on me and now i'm... this
[as hash says "piece of shit" she gestures at her collar]
and i already made a deal with someone for them to help me
(They pause uncertainly for a moment.)
(“She?”)
(Then they recover themselves.)
Uh- alright, sure. Can I do you anything in general?
(They gesture sweepingly around at their workshop.)
If I remember correctly, you had some sort of blaster that looked like it could use an upgrade?
…Also, d’you want me to break that collar off you? It doesn’t look particularly strong…
oh yeah, i guess. bitch was impossible to get back in my inventory
also the only reason i can't get it off myself is because it got rid off my fucking fingers, so i'm assuming you can just take it off- wait i could've just asked someone to do that the whole time. kurwa
Alright…
(They walk over and reach for the collar. You can hear a clank as they unbuckle it, then they pull it free and set it on the table.)
Better?
[hash turns back normal]
oh my fucking god yes. thank you so much
of course! Now how about that blaster? I’ve been itching to try some new tricks since nobody comes out here to give me business…
(They rummage around in the chaos of their work table and come up with what appear to be assorted gun mods, as well as some other less recognisable objects.)
I’ve been wanting to try this out for some time—they’re like advanced pre-made modifications that I can stick multiple of into weapons!
This is the culmination of yea—
(They cut themselves off before they start monologising and return to the task at hand)
sorry, got a bit carried away— what kinda modifications you thinking for the blaster?
i guess just anything to get the shot damage up. that's one of its two big weak points
Oh yeah, sure…
(They separate out a few of the unrecognisable objects, as well as a large copper coil and what appears to be an oversized capacitor of some sort.)
Weapons are my specialty—especially ballistic ones, so this is great!
(They strap the coil to the barrel using duct tape, then add the capacitor. You notice wiring being integrated into the blaster, even though they did not grab any from their table.)
So what I’m doing here is basically strapping a low-powered railgun coil to the end of this to boost the projectiles, and-
(They grab two other objects, a faintly glowing blue disk and a brass pipe.)
-and this will power the railgun, and this will prevent you from getting fatally electrocuted- oh shit wait you didn’t understand a word of that did you? sorry, I get carried away…
(They cover the coil with the pipe and chuck the disk inside. It clatters for a moment, then stops abruptly.)
Aaaand… done! that was fun!
(The blaster is now inexplicably painted black, with CLASH RIFLE painted in neon blue along the side. It has a noticeably longer barrel, and an inset disk-shaped spot above the grip.)
{Clash Rifle}
[unique][weapon][arcanomechanical]
> A modified Clash Blaster. Heavily modified.
> Bears the inscription CLASH RIFLE on one side, and an incredibly ornate em-dash on the other.
> Fully Automatic, Incredibly High fire rate. Requires no ammo but must cool down every 25 shots. Deals moderate damage per shot.
> When spinning up or firing, Arcanomechanical Power Core glows blue and is visible above grip, producing dim illumination.
> Can be wielded one-handed or two-handed (rifle grip), but produces massive recoil when not in rifle grip.
> Probably not supposed to exist within this universe.
that's an... interesting item description. uh, is there anywhere safe for me to testfire this?
yeah, I have a test range out back.
(They lead you outside and behind their house, where, sure enough, there is a practice range, featuring archery targets, firing range targets, and a few close-quarters training dummies. The firing range targets seem heavily used, with many bullet holes, scorch marks, acid burn marks, and various bits of metal and coins embedded in them. One of the targets has been almost reduced to ash, with a scorched stick in the around, and a jarringly fresh wooden plank duct-taped to it. By contrast, the archery and melee targets are completely pristine.)
Go ahead, take it for a spin!
(Tinker seems very excited for you to try the weapon out.)
let's see then...
[hashbang holds down the trigger for a few seconds]
(The weapon hums, and a somewhat familiar blue circle appears at the back of it. It then starts firing blue bolts at an insanely fast fire rate - the thunder of one shot not even ending before another rings out.) (Not five seconds later, almost as abruptly as it had started, it stops. A small stream of smoke emits from the weapon, slowly dwindling away.)
jesus christ. not really much of a blaster anymore but that's fine
…so… do you like it?
if you like I can make it semi-automatic…
(They shift uncomfortably, hoping that they hadn’t gone too far.)
oh it's fucking great. it's like a grizzco weapon but on more crack than usual
…I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a good thing!
…Unfortunately, I am going to have to ask for payment for this… I can’t really afford to give away too many more things for free, especially with how much these Arcane Crystals cost…
…haven’t eaten for two weeks…
…sorry…
(Their expression looks rather apologetic.)
Could… could I have 20GP for that, please?
oh jesus. i have a lot more than that hold on...
[-50GP]
i- h- y- ð-
(they seem at a complete loss for words.)
I suppose you’re aware, all things considered, that you gave me more than twice the money I asked?
…And you’re not going to be dissuaded?
shady found a way to glitch in a lot of money. i'm still in the, let me check...
[hash opens up his inventory screen]
999 thousands
Holy SHIT.
…well, as someone who… may or may not possess or work with glitched artefacts…
(they reflexively touch their {metallic right hand} to the inlaid wood of the {wrench} that sits on their belt.)
…speaking about their nature tends to attract people who would be inclined to purge them.
(they shrug.)
at least, that’s what I’ve done, and I’ve never had… much trouble with anything of that sort.
oh right, that genny person. was a real pain in the ass before they transitioned
ah- actually, there’s plenty more than just her…
Set, for example, almost got the wrench- I managed to dissuade them though…
oh. i don't think i've heard of them
…lucky.
So what’re you going to do now?
heyyy tinker... how have ya been?
-@hashbang-mods [plushed]
…Oh, hi!
…what happened to you? you look…
…cuddly? hmm…
(Since you last saw Tinker, they’ve changed quite a bit. they look much more curvy and feminine now.)
uh, yeah... you look a bit different too...
I got a stone that let me change my sex!
…and then almost woulda died if not for doc-
what happened to you?
uhhh let's just say i got tricked
Tricked by who?
…can I help?
(they look concerned)
someone called kit, they put this fucking piece of shit on me and now i'm... this
[as hash says "piece of shit" she gestures at her collar]
and i already made a deal with someone for them to help me
(They pause uncertainly for a moment.)
(“She?”)
(Then they recover themselves.)
Uh- alright, sure. Can I do you anything in general?
(They gesture sweepingly around at their workshop.)
If I remember correctly, you had some sort of blaster that looked like it could use an upgrade?
…Also, d’you want me to break that collar off you? It doesn’t look particularly strong…
oh yeah, i guess. bitch was impossible to get back in my inventory
also the only reason i can't get it off myself is because it got rid off my fucking fingers, so i'm assuming you can just take it off- wait i could've just asked someone to do that the whole time. kurwa
Alright…
(They walk over and reach for the collar. You can hear a clank as they unbuckle it, then they pull it free and set it on the table.)
Better?
[hash turns back normal]
oh my fucking god yes. thank you so much
of course! Now how about that blaster? I’ve been itching to try some new tricks since nobody comes out here to give me business…
(They rummage around in the chaos of their work table and come up with what appear to be assorted gun mods, as well as some other less recognisable objects.)
I’ve been wanting to try this out for some time—they’re like advanced pre-made modifications that I can stick multiple of into weapons!
This is the culmination of yea—
(They cut themselves off before they start monologising and return to the task at hand)
sorry, got a bit carried away— what kinda modifications you thinking for the blaster?
i guess just anything to get the shot damage up. that's one of its two big weak points
Oh yeah, sure…
(They separate out a few of the unrecognisable objects, as well as a large copper coil and what appears to be an oversized capacitor of some sort.)
Weapons are my specialty—especially ballistic ones, so this is great!
(They strap the coil to the barrel using duct tape, then add the capacitor. You notice wiring being integrated into the blaster, even though they did not grab any from their table.)
So what I’m doing here is basically strapping a low-powered railgun coil to the end of this to boost the projectiles, and-
(They grab two other objects, a faintly glowing blue disk and a brass pipe.)
-and this will power the railgun, and this will prevent you from getting fatally electrocuted- oh shit wait you didn’t understand a word of that did you? sorry, I get carried away…
(They cover the coil with the pipe and chuck the disk inside. It clatters for a moment, then stops abruptly.)
Aaaand… done! that was fun!
(The blaster is now inexplicably painted black, with CLASH RIFLE painted in neon blue along the side. It has a noticeably longer barrel, and an inset disk-shaped spot above the grip.)
{Clash Rifle}
[unique][weapon][arcanomechanical]
> A modified Clash Blaster. Heavily modified.
> Bears the inscription CLASH RIFLE on one side, and an incredibly ornate em-dash on the other.
> Fully Automatic, Incredibly High fire rate. Requires no ammo but must cool down every 25 shots. Deals moderate damage per shot.
> When spinning up or firing, Arcanomechanical Power Core glows blue and is visible above grip, producing dim illumination.
> Can be wielded one-handed or two-handed (rifle grip), but produces massive recoil when not in rifle grip.
> Probably not supposed to exist within this universe.
that's an... interesting item description. uh, is there anywhere safe for me to testfire this?
yeah, I have a test range out back.
(They lead you outside and behind their house, where, sure enough, there is a practice range, featuring archery targets, firing range targets, and a few close-quarters training dummies. The firing range targets seem heavily used, with many bullet holes, scorch marks, acid burn marks, and various bits of metal and coins embedded in them. One of the targets has been almost reduced to ash, with a scorched stick in the around, and a jarringly fresh wooden plank duct-taped to it. By contrast, the archery and melee targets are completely pristine.)
Go ahead, take it for a spin!
(Tinker seems very excited for you to try the weapon out.)
let's see then...
[hashbang holds down the trigger for a few seconds]
(The weapon hums, and a somewhat familiar blue circle appears at the back of it. It then starts firing blue bolts at an insanely fast fire rate - the thunder of one shot not even ending before another rings out.) (Not five seconds later, almost as abruptly as it had started, it stops. A small stream of smoke emits from the weapon, slowly dwindling away.)
jesus christ. not really much of a blaster anymore but that's fine
…so… do you like it?
if you like I can make it semi-automatic…
(They shift uncomfortably, hoping that they hadn’t gone too far.)
oh it's fucking great. it's like a grizzco weapon but on more crack than usual
…I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a good thing!
…Unfortunately, I am going to have to ask for payment for this… I can’t really afford to give away too many more things for free, especially with how much these Arcane Crystals cost…
…haven’t eaten for two weeks…
…sorry…
(Their expression looks rather apologetic.)
Could… could I have 20GP for that, please?
oh jesus. i have a lot more than that hold on...
[-50GP]
i- h- y- ð-
(they seem at a complete loss for words.)
I suppose you’re aware, all things considered, that you gave me more than twice the money I asked?
…And you’re not going to be dissuaded?
shady found a way to glitch in a lot of money. i'm still in the, let me check...
[hash opens up his inventory screen]
999 thousands
Holy SHIT.
…well, as someone who… may or may not possess or work with glitched artefacts…
(they reflexively touch their {metallic right hand} to the inlaid wood of the {wrench} that sits on their belt.)
…speaking about their nature tends to attract people who would be inclined to purge them.
(they shrug.)
at least, that’s what I’ve done, and I’ve never had… much trouble with anything of that sort.
oh right, that genny person. was a real pain in the ass before they transitioned
ah- actually, there’s plenty more than just her…
Set, for example, almost got the wrench- I managed to dissuade them though…
heyyy tinker... how have ya been?
-@hashbang-mods [plushed]
…Oh, hi!
…what happened to you? you look…
…cuddly? hmm…
(Since you last saw Tinker, they’ve changed quite a bit. they look much more curvy and feminine now.)
uh, yeah... you look a bit different too...
I got a stone that let me change my sex!
…and then almost woulda died if not for doc-
what happened to you?
uhhh let's just say i got tricked
Tricked by who?
…can I help?
(they look concerned)
someone called kit, they put this fucking piece of shit on me and now i'm... this
[as hash says "piece of shit" she gestures at her collar]
and i already made a deal with someone for them to help me
(They pause uncertainly for a moment.)
(“She?”)
(Then they recover themselves.)
Uh- alright, sure. Can I do you anything in general?
(They gesture sweepingly around at their workshop.)
If I remember correctly, you had some sort of blaster that looked like it could use an upgrade?
…Also, d’you want me to break that collar off you? It doesn’t look particularly strong…
oh yeah, i guess. bitch was impossible to get back in my inventory
also the only reason i can't get it off myself is because it got rid off my fucking fingers, so i'm assuming you can just take it off- wait i could've just asked someone to do that the whole time. kurwa
Alright…
(They walk over and reach for the collar. You can hear a clank as they unbuckle it, then they pull it free and set it on the table.)
Better?
[hash turns back normal]
oh my fucking god yes. thank you so much
of course! Now how about that blaster? I’ve been itching to try some new tricks since nobody comes out here to give me business…
(They rummage around in the chaos of their work table and come up with what appear to be assorted gun mods, as well as some other less recognisable objects.)
I’ve been wanting to try this out for some time—they’re like advanced pre-made modifications that I can stick multiple of into weapons!
This is the culmination of yea—
(They cut themselves off before they start monologising and return to the task at hand)
sorry, got a bit carried away— what kinda modifications you thinking for the blaster?
i guess just anything to get the shot damage up. that's one of its two big weak points
Oh yeah, sure…
(They separate out a few of the unrecognisable objects, as well as a large copper coil and what appears to be an oversized capacitor of some sort.)
Weapons are my specialty—especially ballistic ones, so this is great!
(They strap the coil to the barrel using duct tape, then add the capacitor. You notice wiring being integrated into the blaster, even though they did not grab any from their table.)
So what I’m doing here is basically strapping a low-powered railgun coil to the end of this to boost the projectiles, and-
(They grab two other objects, a faintly glowing blue disk and a brass pipe.)
-and this will power the railgun, and this will prevent you from getting fatally electrocuted- oh shit wait you didn’t understand a word of that did you? sorry, I get carried away…
(They cover the coil with the pipe and chuck the disk inside. It clatters for a moment, then stops abruptly.)
Aaaand… done! that was fun!
(The blaster is now inexplicably painted black, with CLASH RIFLE painted in neon blue along the side. It has a noticeably longer barrel, and an inset disk-shaped spot above the grip.)
{Clash Rifle}
[unique][weapon][arcanomechanical]
> A modified Clash Blaster. Heavily modified.
> Bears the inscription CLASH RIFLE on one side, and an incredibly ornate em-dash on the other.
> Fully Automatic, Incredibly High fire rate. Requires no ammo but must cool down every 25 shots. Deals moderate damage per shot.
> When spinning up or firing, Arcanomechanical Power Core glows blue and is visible above grip, producing dim illumination.
> Can be wielded one-handed or two-handed (rifle grip), but produces massive recoil when not in rifle grip.
> Probably not supposed to exist within this universe.
that's an... interesting item description. uh, is there anywhere safe for me to testfire this?
yeah, I have a test range out back.
(They lead you outside and behind their house, where, sure enough, there is a practice range, featuring archery targets, firing range targets, and a few close-quarters training dummies. The firing range targets seem heavily used, with many bullet holes, scorch marks, acid burn marks, and various bits of metal and coins embedded in them. One of the targets has been almost reduced to ash, with a scorched stick in the around, and a jarringly fresh wooden plank duct-taped to it. By contrast, the archery and melee targets are completely pristine.)
Go ahead, take it for a spin!
(Tinker seems very excited for you to try the weapon out.)
let's see then...
[hashbang holds down the trigger for a few seconds]
(The weapon hums, and a somewhat familiar blue circle appears at the back of it. It then starts firing blue bolts at an insanely fast fire rate - the thunder of one shot not even ending before another rings out.) (Not five seconds later, almost as abruptly as it had started, it stops. A small stream of smoke emits from the weapon, slowly dwindling away.)
jesus christ. not really much of a blaster anymore but that's fine
…so… do you like it?
if you like I can make it semi-automatic…
(They shift uncomfortably, hoping that they hadn’t gone too far.)
oh it's fucking great. it's like a grizzco weapon but on more crack than usual
…I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a good thing!
…Unfortunately, I am going to have to ask for payment for this… I can’t really afford to give away too many more things for free, especially with how much these Arcane Crystals cost…
…haven’t eaten for two weeks…
…sorry…
(Their expression looks rather apologetic.)
Could… could I have 20GP for that, please?
oh jesus. i have a lot more than that hold on...
[-50GP]
i- h- y- ð-
(they seem at a complete loss for words.)
I suppose you’re aware, all things considered, that you gave me more than twice the money I asked?
…And you’re not going to be dissuaded?
shady found a way to glitch in a lot of money. i'm still in the, let me check...
[hash opens up his inventory screen]
999 thousands
Holy SHIT.
…well, as someone who… may or may not possess or work with glitched artefacts…
(they reflexively touch their {metallic right hand} to the inlaid wood of the {wrench} that sits on their belt.)
…speaking about their nature tends to attract people who would be inclined to purge them.
(they shrug.)
at least, that’s what I’ve done, and I’ve never had… much trouble with anything of that sort.
heyyy tinker... how have ya been?
-@hashbang-mods [plushed]
…Oh, hi!
…what happened to you? you look…
…cuddly? hmm…
(Since you last saw Tinker, they’ve changed quite a bit. they look much more curvy and feminine now.)
uh, yeah... you look a bit different too...
I got a stone that let me change my sex!
…and then almost woulda died if not for doc-
what happened to you?
uhhh let's just say i got tricked
Tricked by who?
…can I help?
(they look concerned)
someone called kit, they put this fucking piece of shit on me and now i'm... this
[as hash says "piece of shit" she gestures at her collar]
and i already made a deal with someone for them to help me
(They pause uncertainly for a moment.)
(“She?”)
(Then they recover themselves.)
Uh- alright, sure. Can I do you anything in general?
(They gesture sweepingly around at their workshop.)
If I remember correctly, you had some sort of blaster that looked like it could use an upgrade?
…Also, d’you want me to break that collar off you? It doesn’t look particularly strong…
oh yeah, i guess. bitch was impossible to get back in my inventory
also the only reason i can't get it off myself is because it got rid off my fucking fingers, so i'm assuming you can just take it off- wait i could've just asked someone to do that the whole time. kurwa
Alright…
(They walk over and reach for the collar. You can hear a clank as they unbuckle it, then they pull it free and set it on the table.)
Better?
[hash turns back normal]
oh my fucking god yes. thank you so much
of course! Now how about that blaster? I’ve been itching to try some new tricks since nobody comes out here to give me business…
(They rummage around in the chaos of their work table and come up with what appear to be assorted gun mods, as well as some other less recognisable objects.)
I’ve been wanting to try this out for some time—they’re like advanced pre-made modifications that I can stick multiple of into weapons!
This is the culmination of yea—
(They cut themselves off before they start monologising and return to the task at hand)
sorry, got a bit carried away— what kinda modifications you thinking for the blaster?
i guess just anything to get the shot damage up. that's one of its two big weak points
Oh yeah, sure…
(They separate out a few of the unrecognisable objects, as well as a large copper coil and what appears to be an oversized capacitor of some sort.)
Weapons are my specialty—especially ballistic ones, so this is great!
(They strap the coil to the barrel using duct tape, then add the capacitor. You notice wiring being integrated into the blaster, even though they did not grab any from their table.)
So what I’m doing here is basically strapping a low-powered railgun coil to the end of this to boost the projectiles, and-
(They grab two other objects, a faintly glowing blue disk and a brass pipe.)
-and this will power the railgun, and this will prevent you from getting fatally electrocuted- oh shit wait you didn’t understand a word of that did you? sorry, I get carried away…
(They cover the coil with the pipe and chuck the disk inside. It clatters for a moment, then stops abruptly.)
Aaaand… done! that was fun!
(The blaster is now inexplicably painted black, with CLASH RIFLE painted in neon blue along the side. It has a noticeably longer barrel, and an inset disk-shaped spot above the grip.)
{Clash Rifle}
[unique][weapon][arcanomechanical]
> A modified Clash Blaster. Heavily modified.
> Bears the inscription CLASH RIFLE on one side, and an incredibly ornate em-dash on the other.
> Fully Automatic, Incredibly High fire rate. Requires no ammo but must cool down every 25 shots. Deals moderate damage per shot.
> When spinning up or firing, Arcanomechanical Power Core glows blue and is visible above grip, producing dim illumination.
> Can be wielded one-handed or two-handed (rifle grip), but produces massive recoil when not in rifle grip.
> Probably not supposed to exist within this universe.
that's an... interesting item description. uh, is there anywhere safe for me to testfire this?
yeah, I have a test range out back.
(They lead you outside and behind their house, where, sure enough, there is a practice range, featuring archery targets, firing range targets, and a few close-quarters training dummies. The firing range targets seem heavily used, with many bullet holes, scorch marks, acid burn marks, and various bits of metal and coins embedded in them. One of the targets has been almost reduced to ash, with a scorched stick in the around, and a jarringly fresh wooden plank duct-taped to it. By contrast, the archery and melee targets are completely pristine.)
Go ahead, take it for a spin!
(Tinker seems very excited for you to try the weapon out.)
let's see then...
[hashbang holds down the trigger for a few seconds]
(The weapon hums, and a somewhat familiar blue circle appears at the back of it. It then starts firing blue bolts at an insanely fast fire rate - the thunder of one shot not even ending before another rings out.) (Not five seconds later, almost as abruptly as it had started, it stops. A small stream of smoke emits from the weapon, slowly dwindling away.)
jesus christ. not really much of a blaster anymore but that's fine
…so… do you like it?
if you like I can make it semi-automatic…
(They shift uncomfortably, hoping that they hadn’t gone too far.)
oh it's fucking great. it's like a grizzco weapon but on more crack than usual
…I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a good thing!
…Unfortunately, I am going to have to ask for payment for this… I can’t really afford to give away too many more things for free, especially with how much these Arcane Crystals cost…
…haven’t eaten for two weeks…
…sorry…
(Their expression looks rather apologetic.)
Could… could I have 20GP for that, please?
oh jesus. i have a lot more than that hold on...
[-50GP]
i- h- y- ð-
(they seem at a complete loss for words.)
I suppose you’re aware, all things considered, that you gave me more than twice the money I asked?
…And you’re not going to be dissuaded?
heyyy tinker... how have ya been?
-@hashbang-mods [plushed]
…Oh, hi!
…what happened to you? you look…
…cuddly? hmm…
(Since you last saw Tinker, they’ve changed quite a bit. they look much more curvy and feminine now.)
uh, yeah... you look a bit different too...
I got a stone that let me change my sex!
…and then almost woulda died if not for doc-
what happened to you?
uhhh let's just say i got tricked
Tricked by who?
…can I help?
(they look concerned)
someone called kit, they put this fucking piece of shit on me and now i'm... this
[as hash says "piece of shit" she gestures at her collar]
and i already made a deal with someone for them to help me
(They pause uncertainly for a moment.)
(“She?”)
(Then they recover themselves.)
Uh- alright, sure. Can I do you anything in general?
(They gesture sweepingly around at their workshop.)
If I remember correctly, you had some sort of blaster that looked like it could use an upgrade?
…Also, d’you want me to break that collar off you? It doesn’t look particularly strong…
oh yeah, i guess. bitch was impossible to get back in my inventory
also the only reason i can't get it off myself is because it got rid off my fucking fingers, so i'm assuming you can just take it off- wait i could've just asked someone to do that the whole time. kurwa
Alright…
(They walk over and reach for the collar. You can hear a clank as they unbuckle it, then they pull it free and set it on the table.)
Better?
[hash turns back normal]
oh my fucking god yes. thank you so much
of course! Now how about that blaster? I’ve been itching to try some new tricks since nobody comes out here to give me business…
(They rummage around in the chaos of their work table and come up with what appear to be assorted gun mods, as well as some other less recognisable objects.)
I’ve been wanting to try this out for some time—they’re like advanced pre-made modifications that I can stick multiple of into weapons!
This is the culmination of yea—
(They cut themselves off before they start monologising and return to the task at hand)
sorry, got a bit carried away— what kinda modifications you thinking for the blaster?
i guess just anything to get the shot damage up. that's one of its two big weak points
Oh yeah, sure…
(They separate out a few of the unrecognisable objects, as well as a large copper coil and what appears to be an oversized capacitor of some sort.)
Weapons are my specialty—especially ballistic ones, so this is great!
(They strap the coil to the barrel using duct tape, then add the capacitor. You notice wiring being integrated into the blaster, even though they did not grab any from their table.)
So what I’m doing here is basically strapping a low-powered railgun coil to the end of this to boost the projectiles, and-
(They grab two other objects, a faintly glowing blue disk and a brass pipe.)
-and this will power the railgun, and this will prevent you from getting fatally electrocuted- oh shit wait you didn’t understand a word of that did you? sorry, I get carried away…
(They cover the coil with the pipe and chuck the disk inside. It clatters for a moment, then stops abruptly.)
Aaaand… done! that was fun!
(The blaster is now inexplicably painted black, with CLASH RIFLE painted in neon blue along the side. It has a noticeably longer barrel, and an inset disk-shaped spot above the grip.)
{Clash Rifle}
[unique][weapon][arcanomechanical]
> A modified Clash Blaster. Heavily modified.
> Bears the inscription CLASH RIFLE on one side, and an incredibly ornate em-dash on the other.
> Fully Automatic, Incredibly High fire rate. Requires no ammo but must cool down every 25 shots. Deals moderate damage per shot.
> When spinning up or firing, Arcanomechanical Power Core glows blue and is visible above grip, producing dim illumination.
> Can be wielded one-handed or two-handed (rifle grip), but produces massive recoil when not in rifle grip.
> Probably not supposed to exist within this universe.
that's an... interesting item description. uh, is there anywhere safe for me to testfire this?
yeah, I have a test range out back.
(They lead you outside and behind their house, where, sure enough, there is a practice range, featuring archery targets, firing range targets, and a few close-quarters training dummies. The firing range targets seem heavily used, with many bullet holes, scorch marks, acid burn marks, and various bits of metal and coins embedded in them. One of the targets has been almost reduced to ash, with a scorched stick in the around, and a jarringly fresh wooden plank duct-taped to it. By contrast, the archery and melee targets are completely pristine.)
Go ahead, take it for a spin!
(Tinker seems very excited for you to try the weapon out.)
let's see then...
[hashbang holds down the trigger for a few seconds]
(The weapon hums, and a somewhat familiar blue circle appears at the back of it. It then starts firing blue bolts at an insanely fast fire rate - the thunder of one shot not even ending before another rings out.) (Not five seconds later, almost as abruptly as it had started, it stops. A small stream of smoke emits from the weapon, slowly dwindling away.)
jesus christ. not really much of a blaster anymore but that's fine
…so… do you like it?
if you like I can make it semi-automatic…
(They shift uncomfortably, hoping that they hadn’t gone too far.)
oh it's fucking great. it's like a grizzco weapon but on more crack than usual
…I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a good thing!
…Unfortunately, I am going to have to ask for payment for this… I can’t really afford to give away too many more things for free, especially with how much these Arcane Crystals cost…
…haven’t eaten for two weeks…
…sorry…
(Their expression looks rather apologetic.)
Could… could I have 20GP for that, please?
heyyy tinker... how have ya been?
-@hashbang-mods [plushed]
…Oh, hi!
…what happened to you? you look…
…cuddly? hmm…
(Since you last saw Tinker, they’ve changed quite a bit. they look much more curvy and feminine now.)
uh, yeah... you look a bit different too...
I got a stone that let me change my sex!
…and then almost woulda died if not for doc-
what happened to you?
uhhh let's just say i got tricked
Tricked by who?
…can I help?
(they look concerned)
someone called kit, they put this fucking piece of shit on me and now i'm... this
[as hash says "piece of shit" she gestures at her collar]
and i already made a deal with someone for them to help me
(They pause uncertainly for a moment.)
(“She?”)
(Then they recover themselves.)
Uh- alright, sure. Can I do you anything in general?
(They gesture sweepingly around at their workshop.)
If I remember correctly, you had some sort of blaster that looked like it could use an upgrade?
…Also, d’you want me to break that collar off you? It doesn’t look particularly strong…
oh yeah, i guess. bitch was impossible to get back in my inventory
also the only reason i can't get it off myself is because it got rid off my fucking fingers, so i'm assuming you can just take it off- wait i could've just asked someone to do that the whole time. kurwa
Alright…
(They walk over and reach for the collar. You can hear a clank as they unbuckle it, then they pull it free and set it on the table.)
Better?
[hash turns back normal]
oh my fucking god yes. thank you so much
of course! Now how about that blaster? I’ve been itching to try some new tricks since nobody comes out here to give me business…
(They rummage around in the chaos of their work table and come up with what appear to be assorted gun mods, as well as some other less recognisable objects.)
I’ve been wanting to try this out for some time—they’re like advanced pre-made modifications that I can stick multiple of into weapons!
This is the culmination of yea—
(They cut themselves off before they start monologising and return to the task at hand)
sorry, got a bit carried away— what kinda modifications you thinking for the blaster?
i guess just anything to get the shot damage up. that's one of its two big weak points
Oh yeah, sure…
(They separate out a few of the unrecognisable objects, as well as a large copper coil and what appears to be an oversized capacitor of some sort.)
Weapons are my specialty—especially ballistic ones, so this is great!
(They strap the coil to the barrel using duct tape, then add the capacitor. You notice wiring being integrated into the blaster, even though they did not grab any from their table.)
So what I’m doing here is basically strapping a low-powered railgun coil to the end of this to boost the projectiles, and-
(They grab two other objects, a faintly glowing blue disk and a brass pipe.)
-and this will power the railgun, and this will prevent you from getting fatally electrocuted- oh shit wait you didn’t understand a word of that did you? sorry, I get carried away…
(They cover the coil with the pipe and chuck the disk inside. It clatters for a moment, then stops abruptly.)
Aaaand… done! that was fun!
(The blaster is now inexplicably painted black, with CLASH RIFLE painted in neon blue along the side. It has a noticeably longer barrel, and an inset disk-shaped spot above the grip.)
{Clash Rifle}
[unique][weapon][arcanomechanical]
> A modified Clash Blaster. Heavily modified.
> Bears the inscription CLASH RIFLE on one side, and an incredibly ornate em-dash on the other.
> Fully Automatic, Incredibly High fire rate. Requires no ammo but must cool down every 25 shots. Deals moderate damage per shot.
> When spinning up or firing, Arcanomechanical Power Core glows blue and is visible above grip, producing dim illumination.
> Can be wielded one-handed or two-handed (rifle grip), but produces massive recoil when not in rifle grip.
> Probably not supposed to exist within this universe.
that's an... interesting item description. uh, is there anywhere safe for me to testfire this?
yeah, I have a test range out back.
(They lead you outside and behind their house, where, sure enough, there is a practice range, featuring archery targets, firing range targets, and a few close-quarters training dummies. The firing range targets seem heavily used, with many bullet holes, scorch marks, acid burn marks, and various bits of metal and coins embedded in them. One of the targets has been almost reduced to ash, with a scorched stick in the around, and a jarringly fresh wooden plank duct-taped to it. By contrast, the archery and melee targets are completely pristine.)
Go ahead, take it for a spin!
(Tinker seems very excited for you to try the weapon out.)
let's see then...
[hashbang holds down the trigger for a few seconds]
(The weapon hums, and a somewhat familiar blue circle appears at the back of it. It then starts firing blue bolts at an insanely fast fire rate - the thunder of one shot not even ending before another rings out.) (Not five seconds later, almost as abruptly as it had started, it stops. A small stream of smoke emits from the weapon, slowly dwindling away.)
jesus christ. not really much of a blaster anymore but that's fine
…so… do you like it?
if you like I can make it semi-automatic…
(They shift uncomfortably, hoping that they hadn’t gone too far.)
