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25 they/them

[importantcatpics]

[um-chan]

Hmm.. I'm not hiding ฅᨐฅ

[yourcommissar]

SOUP!

[um-chan]

WRAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaAAAaAAAH ≽^˃̶͈ 𐃷 ˂̶͈^≼! TIS TOO CUTE! Nyeeeeeeh (ง ˃ ³ ˂)ว ⁼³₌₃⁼³ ⁼³₌₃⁼³!

[only-cat-memes]

[um-chan]

Eeeeepy shiesta ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ˗ˏˋ♡ˎˊ˗!

[madmeks]

Who can say no to fries?

[um-chan]

Absolutely (ദ്ദി ๑>؂•̀๑)

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[freak-nation]

I’m kinky as hell and reblogging to save the person I love and whoever else reads this

[colourofthekites]

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

[um-chan]

so real :3

[um-chan]

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Yay! Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[itsfunnybcuzitstrue]

I have exams coming up so

[vonbutters]

Plz be something good😫🙏🏾

@luna1star10 @angelicstarss

[luna1star10]

@turtlepanic @orangepawn39 @leilanising @bigb22374 @jayythemutant @junior-beans @donnieslefteyebrow9000

[leilanising]

thanks sso much for this little piece of luck :D

☘️

[decadentblazewolf]

@altocat @rottenpumpkin13 @birdblacksocialclub

[rottenpumpkin13]

@decadentblazewolf spreading luck right back! ✩₊˚.⋆🍀✩₊˚.⋆🍀 @salternateunreality2 @miss-midnightt @time-official @thelovelymissbigbadwolf @luneandbarbecue @emotionalwarmth @verysmolspams @ilminnestrone @snowbanshee @icycoldninja luck be upon you people

[icycoldninja]

oh my God thank you 💜💜💜💜

@rottenpumpkin13 more luck for sending me luck, @crisiscutie @sepheroth @sacredwarrior88 @tiri5459 @stardustgalaxy @snowbanshee @motivationraiden @everdreamtree @altissia-09 @altocat @mariogirl369 @prismaticpichu @verysmolspams @withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick

[crisiscutie]

thanks for the tag!

@flowerwiththemachinegun @amaliyaselene @monstrouslyobsessed sharing the luck with you lovely folks~

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[carpecake]

Not worth taking the risk

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[nucleariguana]

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

[thunderbutt]

Bagel power.

[cryptic-udon]

well let’s see if it works

[unseenjewl]

How the power of the reblog Bagel works

[theaviskullguy]

REBLOG BAGEL HELP ME

[circuits-unending]

rebagel

[pianoperson]

Bagel time

[beautifularcadebarbarian]

Bagel give me a reason to live please

[sleepdeprivedgod-deactivated202]

MONEY MONEY MONEY BRING IN THE MONEY AND MEN

[sweeetpea-deactivated20230816]

bagel pleASE I JUST WANT A TEXT BACK

[hotdemonbitchesnearyou-deactiva]

OKOKOK PLS

[violencefromviolets-deactivated]

PLS???

[killmurderfuck]

What’s the harm

[skeletonlover69]

true BONERS will reblog 👊👊👊

[notyouraveragenympho]

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[lemonsharks]

Please money marge, send me a job callback

[supergrinch]

reblog to be eaten by this thing

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[scrabbleknight]

This doesn’t explain why there’s a picture of a goat though.

[imtherain]

Reblogging for the goat

[ghostssweetgirl-deactivated2025]

really need it let’s go

[soupfulness]

iwaizumi: *likes/reblogs/follows/queues 100 more reblogs*

[feedy0urmind-blog]

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

[swallowtailcherry]

My mom will always be beautiful ❤️

[thequietkid-moonie]

My mom is the best person in the entire world ❤️ she is my best friend, I will never change her for anyone ❤️

[sky-high-standards]

my mom’s gorgeous inside and out♥