DK

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[clacy2812]

Drag Stanley request from my Kofi

[hellmandraws]

This was done as an art trade with @pirably. :) This does not take place in the same universe as my regular comics, obviously, since I’ve already established Ford as aroace. However, it does take place in the same dimension as this one!

Keep reading

[thora-otg-xp]

I offer you more unhinged Fidds

[edbydraws]

Bill Cipher can possess corpses? Bill Cipher can possess corpses!!

first post previous

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

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[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

[cookieknights18]

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

[foolishly-snowy]

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

[link-the-feral-anon]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[frogrights]

Did the man get his camera

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

[ironwoman359]

hopefully the longpost tag still works on a no notes post!

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

Yo if you’re a boy with mental illness, a boy with disabilities, a boy who is/was an abuse victim, a boy who has an ED, a boy with trauma, I need you to know that you are not a burden, that you don’t need to “harden up”, that you are very brave, and that you shouldn’t just have to “get over it”.

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

*SLAMS THAT MOTHERFUCKING REBLOG BUTTON*

[celestial-midnight]

*Breaks the motherfucking reblog button*

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

as OP… the notes on this make feel so happy!!! keep spreading the word, everyone! let boys know that they are strong.

[everthefractal]

I’m a trans man and I got to see the change in people being like ‘Oh you poor thing I hope you’re coping ok’ to ‘Just get over it, man up’ which has literally been said to me. Men, you’re allowed to suffer. You’re allowed to seek help to heal. Let yourself have these emotions you’re feeling, they’re as natural as anything else.

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

This is a really good addition. Men, I love you. You’re gonna be okay and you are allowed to cry, be angry, smile, love. You are allowed to feel, you are allowed to struggle, you are allowed to get help.

[your-very-rude-neighborhood-ace]

men, you are not less manly for having emotions and you are allowed to show them. there’s not something “wrong with you.” you are all awesome and i give you my virtual huggles💗

[butterflylotussys]

Another trans man here, thank you. Needed this ❤️

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[demonic-mnemonic]

I forgot Delaware existed

[moki-dokie]

I fucking love it here

[death-kat-19]

My goodness..

[stillebesat]

Wanted

Sanders Sides: Remus, Roman, Logan, Janus  Blurb: Remus knew one thing for sure. No one would ever want to Want him.  Inspiration: from This Post by @recipe-for-thomathy  Fic Type: Hurt/Comfort, Medieval!AU  Warnings: Fire (mention), Throwing things, Breaking things, Captivity/Slavery, Weapons Taglist in reblog. 

The door slammed open with far more force than even Remus was willing to use on it. Mostly because he knew from past experience how difficult it was to rehang that door after striping out the screws in the wood and snapping the hinges more than once.

“What did you do?!” Roman demanded, striding into his work space in his full regalia of King’s Guard. 

Huh. Come straight from the palace? That was different. Remus smirked, keeping his attention on the furnace in front of him, slowly spinning the rod and its molten glass load within to keep it from dripping. “Do?” He shifted his feet to get a better angle, the iron chain around his ankle that kept him from wandering away from the shop clinking softly as he moved. “Plenty I suppose.” 

It was him they were talking about, but to his credit he’d actually been pretty productive today instead of destructive. “Made six vases just this morn–”

Roman took out a scroll, letting it fall open. “You’re on a WANTED poster!” 

Keep reading

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[cryptidbreathmints]

May I add: “I refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat.”-random tumblr user I can’t find the post anymore

[buterfligurl]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

Oh! an entire quote list for the Raw Animals Coloring Book!

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[hotel-firingsquad]

[violetwolfraven]

[a-cloud-in-space-deactivated202]

@justaconfusedqueerkid

[yalike-jaz-deactivated20220730]

:D

[septicake]

:D

[theirmage]

About my Sanders Sides Discord IC group, my Discord is virgil 🕷#0642 for anyone who wants to message me about it there! Or you could message me to start a one on one RP.

Also, if you're interested even little - or know anyone who might enjoy it -please consider joining/telling them about it <3

The characters are:

Virgil (taken)

Janus (taken)

Roman

Logan

Patton

Remus

-additionally-

Thomas

Remy

Emile

[death-kat-19]

Is Remus still open?

[theirmage]

About my Sanders Sides Discord IC group, my Discord is virgil 🕷#0642 for anyone who wants to message me about it there! Or you could message me to start a one on one RP.

Also, if you're interested even little - or know anyone who might enjoy it -please consider joining/telling them about it <3

The characters are:

Virgil (taken)

Janus (taken)

Roman

Logan

Patton

Remus

-additionally-

Thomas

Remy

Emile

[sanders-sidebyside]

my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like

Deceit

pal

your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits

[what-even-is-thiss]

Snake tits.

Snake titties.

Snitties

Tough snitties (snake titties)

[softestvirgil]

Roman, you good, fahm?

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, but that’s unrelated to the snake tits.

[softestvirgil]

Snits

[pattykrabbies]

Ok, but consider:

Snipples

[what-even-is-thiss]

Snipples

[lukegrim]

[pattykrabbies]

I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the snake titties clapping together what was that @dabub167

hhhng, Thomas, im trying to win a court case but I’m

Dummy Thicc

and the clap of my

Snitties

is distracting the judge

[sanders-sidebyside]

i’m going to get hella buff just so I can suplex all of u

[pattykrabbies]

Understandable, have a nice day

[warnadudenexttime]

Great news! This fandom is canceled :D

no one on this thread is free of sin

[de-vile]

Deceit:

I arrive to the court room.

Suit: on

Patton: pissed off

Roman: thirsty

Virgil: anxious

Logan: nowhere

Snitties: out

Hotel: trivago

Deceit: oh

Hell nah

Sorry Patton but that’s

My creativity

[trix-or-treatz]

Cursed. All of you.

[alltimevirgilant]

omg i hate this fandom

[royallyanxious]

god, i love this fandom

[alex-logan-w]

I simultaneously hate and love this fandom

[csauce-and-chips]

I mean y'all like,,, asked for this

[midnightmagi]

I don’t know how to react to this and the art is making it worse

I hate this entire thread-

Snits out for the court

[nymphaeaheka]

ASDFGHJKL

[alltimevirgilant]

IT GOT WORSE AND BETTER SOMEHOW

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

I…

I NEED!

TO ADD ON TO THIS

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

HERE HE COMES

sexy goofbal shirtless deeyeet

[the-yerkes-dodson-curve]

I love this fandom so much.

[lizord-lord]

thomas im so sorry

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

B’)

[roanoaks]

Snitties for them classy buddies

[cryypt1dsstuff]

I’m just gonna leave,,,this here..

oh my lord i can’t believe i had to go into the notes of this post to find this specific thread

[fandersunite]

YALL I- WJEBENDJSHBSNSSN💀

I love this fandom

[trashbincats]

I have the sudden urge to add to shirtless deceit

Edit: I drew him and I feel like it was too well and now I’m just embarrassed 😂

[iamliteraltrash1]

SHOW HIM ANYWAY!!

WE DEMAND THE SNITTIES

[trashbincats]

@iamliteraltrash1 snits

In my defense, I do kinda know how to draw bodies from my first college class

OH FUCK, HE’S HOT

oh

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

I’m gonna send this to my mum

every addition makes roceit more canon

[virgilfingsanders]

Ok all if this…. but the op said “calm thy snaketits”

Thy

[sanders-sidebyside]

u wanna fite about my word usage, pal? U wanna heckin go?? Put up ur dukes, I’ll bap ya

I… I just need to save this for a rainy day.

i know no one asked for it but here’s my addition to the famous snipples post.

Thomas i’m so sorry-

[plaguethewaters]

So what if, for like two days, this is the only post we tag Thomas in

[artissijamm]

IT’S SO TEMPTING TO ADD AN ADDITION.

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

JUELS DO IT

[artissijamm]

Temptation accomplished

(Thomas im so sorry)

[alchemist-shizun]

Why has this post crossed my dash again

[mallowbees]

In the court room, the snitties come out

@yalltookmyurlideas​ @the-duke-of-deodorant​ @ephemeral-afterlight​ @strawberryjellystuff​

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

!!!!!

[pontsalin]

@dailysandersidesaudoodles​ since you wanted me to add something onto this…

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

@pontsalin YEEEEEEEESSSSSS GOOOOOOOD

[nowitstimeforworldwar1-deactiva]

This is exactly why Joan had to tell us his name wasn’t Tiddylicious

[potassiumcyanides]

This is cursed

[discordzero]

Did anyone tag Thomas? Please do.

[theshippingroyalty]

…I’m gonna tag Thomas and Joan-

@thatsthat24 @thejoanglebook

Hey there’s more

My friend has made it apparent to me that if his titties are snitties, it is only appropriate to call his ass his snass/ snuttcheeks

[elvis-has-been-dug]

Yes of course his snitties are rivaled only by his snuttcheeks

[one-angry-man]

Please dont make it worse…

[mostcertainlynotcis]

oh boy.

[one-angry-man]

My friends made it worse…

Snitties, snuttcheeks, and a Snick

[sporkkles-irl]

i love them all holy fuck what is wrong with us

[mallowbees]

please ive tried to type like three different captions in response to this i cant

this is shit but i had to do something to add onto this cursed post

Yes

[cryypt1dsstuff]

I’m sorry

[green-ball-of-trash]

deceit has a S N I C C SNASS 

Snicc snighs

[green-ball-of-trash]

and those snicc snighs save lives 

Specifically roman’s

[rose-coloured-prince]

i hate this so much xD

[trix-or-treatz]

WHY AM I A PART OF THIS THREAD I DON’T WANT THIS XD

I stand by my previous statement that you’re all cursed-

When you’re supposed to be studying for finals and this appears on your dash-

DECEIT HAS LOVELY SNITTIES AND HIS SNICK AND HIS SNASS ARE S N I C C AS F R I C C

If I MAY-

[aleiimm-deactivated20200924]

SNUSSY

[toxic-luck]

So who’s gunna be the one to say snakes got two dicks

[sasmeo-bisaster]

Aw nice to see you again snitties post

Love the new additions

Can we have more snicc snass?

[softanxiouspatton]

IT’S BACK

Also may I add on with just… Socks

And I need to write a sequel to my Snitties fic

@purp-man it’s the post you hate love!

[alchemist-shizun]

Why does this still exist

[de-vile]

I kinda stopped rebloggong this post because it was really long but since y'all made me read the word

Snussy

with my own two eyes, everyone else has to see it too.

[willowaudreykeyes]

Oh fuck it’s back

AND THEY’VE ADDED TO IT OH GOD

[ambersky0319]

Oh my stars

I didn’t think it could go further but oh my fucking stars

[arc-gx]

This post just appeared on my dash ten times in a row I can’t handle that

[artissijamm]

PLEasE DON’T TEMPT ME TO ADD MORE

[ringwaldhaze]

You know what the issue is with everyone following each other here?

I see posts like this 10 times in a row

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

@artissijam *game grumps Palpatine impression voice* DO IT!

[yuna-dan]

I have been in the fandom since 2017 and I have never seen this post and suddenly I saw it like three times in a row.

My hatred and loved for this fandom has grown. That’s it.

[nyamafriend]

Ah, the famed snitties post

[queenofspades010]

Right so i caved in

[artissijamm]

OH MY GOD

@snakes-with-hats

[jrwiyuri]

I- THEYVE ADDED TO THIS??!

[des-pina]

I love this. I should draw something for it. This is fucking wonderful

[jrwiyuri]

Oh no-

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Even being nudged down like five flights of stairs doesnt give me as much whiplash as looking at this post I swear-

[spooky-scary-virgil]

everytime this is on my dash it’s gotten more cursed

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BACK ON MY DASH

and with one of my additions in my old url nontheless askdhjskn

[lance-alt]

am i the only one loving this thread?

[patches-of-mist]

And now it’s back.i have many reactions to this post but none of them have words to describe them.

[pixelatedrose]

HA

Its back bitches

[qiltrashperson]

welp, it’s back

is it bad that i want to add to this-

[pudsdamoggie]

You must keep this tradition alive, go on, bring our cursed snake thread more

[qiltrashperson]

murder me-

I have participated in this and I cannot back out.

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

Oh My Goodness, YOU CAN GOOGLE SNITTIES! 

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

The Snitties have made it to Youtube! The is a screen shot from @lotusette​ ‘s Sander side Animatic. Link to it  here. 

Congragulations @what-even-is-thiss​ and @sanders-sidebyside​ you have Started a meme. 

[csauce-and-chips]

Finally found the origional!!! :,) I love @lotusette

These screenshots that were right after that one though were the best

[tinyratdeer]

I can’t believe I’m adding onto this cursed post but here.

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

@purp-man​ @artissijam​ Im not sorry

@randomreblogsbrah​ @lotusette​

[whereareurkidspatton-deactivate]

Ok but would snake slut be snut?

Or snooker?

[artissijamm]

Snoe for snake hoe

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Hey guys :>

[lesboy-tommy]

WHYYYY

WHY THE FRICK IS THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN

IF I HAVE TO WITNESS THIS SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE

(@lavender-static this is your fault)

[astronomical-bagel]

Seeing that my urban dictionary def has made it onto the snitties post gives me much joy and horror—

[myopic-creation]

OH MY GODS YOU PUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Tumblr almost crashed when I tried to reblog this

Tumblr fears the snitties

[miracles-totally-come-true]

Woah! This thread is so much worse now than the last time I saw it! I am terrified and need eye bleach but I also must reblog it so more people can suffer as well!

[wraith-t0wn]

Am I going to post this again just to add to the snitties thread? Oh absolutely

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

I puked laugiin at this oh my god this post is longer than my dick

Snuttcheeks, snick, snussy, snipples. Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony-

[artissijamm]

if i see this one more time in my dash. i’m going to add another firewood to this hellfire.

[trash-fire-uwu]

….On your dash again, you say?

[artissijamm]

fuck you

[artissijamm]

this passed my dash 10 times, so yeah. Bye.

[i-can-get-extra-with-my-ships]

ITS BACK BOIS

[poptartsaysthatyouareloved-deac]

hell yeah! the snitties have returned!

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

THE SNITTIES MUST NOT DIE!! also here you go:

[poptartsaysthatyouareloved-deac]

:000 another addition!!!!!!!!

[beetlewine-art]

Oh my god AGAIN??? I swear next time i see this post again, i’ll be forced to draw snitties.

And that’s a promise~

[poptartsaysthatyouareloved-deac]

@beetlewine-art Do it!!!!!

[beetlewine-art]

@poptartsaysthatyouareloved i blame YOU for this…

[poptartsaysthatyouareloved-deac]

>:D yayyyyyyy the snitties continue!

[theatrenerd01-deactivated202012]

ITS SUCH A LONG CHAIN OF SNITTIES, SNITS, SNICKS, SNUSSY, ETC THAT i FORGOT HOW IT STARTED-

To quote my friend @trans-demon-punk: “S n o o b i e s”

[fear-ze-queer]

ITS BACKKKKKK

[artissijamm]

https://youtu.be/CTj4ld4vWV8

snitties video.

[stupidbullshitallday]

If i had to go through this again so will you all.

[lala-the-rebel]

twenty-three thousand notes…good god

[bi-streetcat]

y'all are the reason i cant open my tumblr in public

[roman-laments-deactivated202308]

fuck me its back

[trashratbitch-deactivated202101]

@midnighter555 @spoopy-crow-boi @janus-is-an-adorable-snek-boi

[janus-is-an-adorable-snek-boi-d]

You are welcome

@cursed-sanders-sides-stuff @despacitosanders @deceit-official @falsehoodx @falsehood-and-deceit @illogicallyinclined @janvs-sanders @januceit @janus-the-sassy-snek-boi @janussupremacy @janus-positivity @janus-got-spooky @katt-katt @lucifer-in-my-head @catalinaacosta @nonbinarywitch-cos

[falsehood-and-deceit]

Oh my god I love this post, didn’t think I’d see it again though. Thanks @janus-is-an-adorable-snek-boi

[baka-monarch]

IT’S BACK

[ymbly]

I HATE THIS THREAD SO MUCH BUT I ALSO LOVE IT

[cripplestein]

THIS MUST NOT EVER STOP

[kieraswriting]

Coffin Chapter Two

Masterpost

It had been a week since Virgil had arrived, and Logan had finally read through all of the reference material about training vampires. There had been a surprising amount of it, especially since it seemed that most of it wouldn’t be useful to him.

It seemed that the major point, in all of these books, was getting the vampire to a point at which it would be compliant and submissive. The methods of arriving at this point were varied, but many of them involved keeping the vampire under constant threat of pain. There were several points at which Logan’s stomach turned, reading through the accounts. He would have to keep the books away from Patton.

However, Virgil was already compliant, seemingly as a side effect of being kept in the coffin for a lengthy period of time. And also, Logan was not unaware, likely this was affected by Patton’s immediate kindness, and possibly also by Virgil’s age. He certainly was the youngest vampire Logan had ever come into contact with, and the only to claim to have never killed a human. He wasn’t sure if he believed the claim, but still.

Keep reading

[reptilian-rapscallion]

And now! The AU that nobody needed or wanted! Everything is the same except the dark sides own a chicken (that is not really a chicken)!

Keep reading

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teal-deer]

Uhhh like to charge reblog to cast???

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.