Castaways

[officially-bbc-news]

Tumblr is the one place where someone will straight up tell you to eat a lava lamp.

[idontgotnomoneyfam]

I would've but someone has it up their ass :(

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Please, potato. Let me have the motivation to work on my J.J. W.I.P. so my moots don't eat my spleen.

[idontgotnomoneyfam]

DUDE- YOUR URL?????

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[idontgotnomoneyfam]

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[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

[thorneduprose]

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69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

[ryuki-blogs]

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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89 ;/

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132 :(

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[ducks-the-word]

I guess I’ll do 136… but did anyone else notice we’re missing 51?

[whovianiviii]

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[fandomgirl033-blog]

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[dickplinko]

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[itsphanicatthedisco]

51 …not missing anymore just a little confused where he should go

[upset-to-dead]

140… this post will continue until the end of tumblr I swear on my own goddamn grave

[love-from-the-other-side]

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[godhatesme-22]

143…holy shit you kiddies are fuckin’ crazy

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also why are so many people deactivated

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[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[bristolbrane-deactivated2020061]

Found what?

[movedtowerescientist]

This Legendary post

[pumpedupscribbles-deactivated20]

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

[personano133-deactivated2019060]

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

[gayfaggot-deactivated20210126]

it’s here it’s on my dash!!

[sti1es]

seeing ancient tumblr posts in the flesh rather than in screenshots has the same energy as seeing an infamous relic in a museum for the first time

[xjustabunnyx]

The OG!!!

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[howdywallflower]

Bucky in the Thunderbolts* trailer looks like the uncle who’d sneak you cigarettes cause “back in my day we went and bought em for our parents-“

[idontgotnomoneyfam]

And Sam in Brave New World looks like he'd whoop your ass cuz he caught you with one- there is no in-between

[marvel-yap-blr-the-cult]

Sebastian Stan on sets of "Tunderbolts"

Gangsta Jesus

[maxkirin]

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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[writing-prompt-s]

Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

[writer-wannabe-needs-inspiration]

This is super useful to know!

[writing-prompt-s]

and not just for writing!!

[ladybugseatppl]

@katherine-rose

[katherine-rose]

HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I needed this

[rheevalka]

Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.

[tommyparkerr]

and suddenly my life just became much easier

[galaxy-of-stories]

I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better 

[maryland-officially]

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "If you can't beat them, then join them. But if you also can't join them, then ___."

they're probably assholes

[idontgotnomoneyfam]

Fondle with them?

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

[datafags]

CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

[di-diwata]

blavepbinespjere

[author-draws-reblogs]

Di-siwaya

Eh close enough. Sorry diwata!

[wibblewubble]

aurhoe-seaws

oh god I’m so sorry 🤣🤣🤣

[over-bi-the-wayside]

winblewubble

Honestly not bad

[idontgotnomoneyfam]

Over-b8-tye-ea6-s8de

HEY I GOT THE HYPENS RIGHTTTTT

But sorry Over-bi-the-way-side

[yournonbinarypal]

[crippled-peeper]

having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

[crippled-peeper]

people are so fucking mad in the notes that adults have sex with each other and aren’t married sometimes. yall are carbon copies of your conservative parents and you’re so proud of it. ewwww

[crippled-peeper]

calling the sex I have with my friends “hookup culture” is insulting and incorrect. these are guys who take care of me and take me on dates and watch fun movies with me. being a disabled faggot too, they help me clean my place and take my trash out for me. they care for me and are on my emergency contact lists. trying to slap the label of “todays hookup culture!!!” on it is diminishing and devaluing those relationships

secondly, gay and bi men have been fucking all their friends and cruising and hooking up with total strangers since LLOOONGGGG before you were born and will continue doing so LLOOONGGG after you die. it’s never been a trend or a fad for us. It’s just a way of life for some of us and you aren’t going to change that by being disgusted by it

[crippled-peeper]

this tag has me in stitches

[garbagebinne]

[idontgotnomoneyfam]

...

[motteteto]

Longing. . . rusted. . .

[bonus]

[serenastark-official]

@proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @official-buckybarnes

[idontgotnomoneyfam]

Every single Bucky fanart to this day needs another version with little Steve's simping over him

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[unstoppable-juggleknob]

nothing will ever be funnier than that bit in agents of shield where coulson says "get ready for a large file transfer" and then shoves an entire filing cabinet out of a 4th story window