I Want To Be A Duck

[psychogirl87]

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me.

I’m not a swiftie I just love this lyric, it describes me very well.

Call me Kassy or just Kay.

I cannot, in any capacity draw.

I’m socially awkward online and have adhd.

Not straight. Don’t ask me what I am I don’t know.

And Im a daughter of Poseidon.

My house is a very controversial topic guys.

And I’m a part of quite a few fandoms but biggest are One Direction, KinnPorsche, LITA, various 2010s American shows, rangers apprentice and DC.

Gen Z.

Love ya all. U can always contact me or send me an ask. Stay safe.

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[etchif]

Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[json-derulo]

I have a wild idea. what if we supported our claims of fact by linking to a reliable source. better yet, what if we went hogwild and just straight up linked to the actual unpaywalled study

[toastbutteregg]

[gotterhag]

This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose. I lost that place and everything in it. Now I have a new place with new things and it’s very much home.

[dexdefyingstunts]

In the future, there is a small, quiet room that is just yours, where you are safe and you are free. In that room your shoulders will finally start to come down from around your ears.  Nobody can come into that room unless you let them.  In that clean quiet place, you will work and you will study.  You will love and you will heal.

-Captain Awkward, “Should I Move Away From My Abusive Family?”

[bitchesgetriches]

Leaving Home before 18: A Practical Guide for Cast-Offs, Runaways, and Everybody in Between

Ask the Bitches: “I Just Turned 18 and My Parents Are Kicking Me Out. How Do I Brace Myself?”

{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

[animentality]

[thedman0310]

[coast-modern]

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

[coast-modern]

[gay-pippin]

yesss precious we can reclaim, we have a menwtol smeeness

[psychogirl87]

I have several menwtol smeenesses that help me relate to other menwtol smeeners.

[coast-modern]

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

[coast-modern]

[gay-pippin]

yesss precious we can reclaim, we have a menwtol smeeness

[psychogirl87]

I have several menwtol smeenesses that help me relate to other menwtol smeeners.

[adaharablack]

i love whatever the fuck james potter and sirius black have going on. i bet it looks wild from the outside. its undefinable. its romantic. its deeply platonic. its obsessive. its a secret fifth thing. its a little feral. they're soulmates. they're brothers. they're best friends. they're partners in crime. they're creepy twins in a horror movie. they're each other's person. they can read each others minds. they're not technically two seperate people anymore. no one knows where one ends and the other begins. i'm voting them 'most likely to have a folie à deux thing going on' in the school yearbook.

[rythyme]

THEY DID NOT

[silvercrystal1]

#I still can't believe this happened in real life#like a casual viewer would be like another example of mafia romances being over the top haha and not know this was a real reference (via @jjsanguinene)

#the audacity to make fun of mile like this IN THE FUCKING KP SEX POOL#absolutely fucking unhinged#i'm delighted#mile watching this with apo like: is this fucking play about us???#i love that this is apparently something that people in the industry still think about#as they should tbh bc it was genuinely unhinged behavior (affectionate) on mile's part (via @actual-bisexual-trash)

#fight back be on cloud#mile you absolute icon#where's the og post with all the related documents#should i go search for it gandalf style in my own tumblr or will any if y'all do it#the Deutsche bank sex pool#you'll always be famous#i think gmmtv got offended that even though they released the pool scene first#kinmporsche put the pool ON THE MAP or so to speak#and they decided to make it a back and forth thing between the studios#wait for be on cloud to retaliate with some shit about making an extremely puppy dog eyed guy named Second or Third kiss every single guy#every single guy in their studio as their clap back#can't wait#mile you absolute gay icon who may not be gay you're a king for this move#always always will be indebted to mile for going the extra mile 🌚🌚🌚 to get us that apo nattawin acting masterclass that was kinnporsche#and also sticking with it even when the first production fell through#like you absolute best rich man ever (via @moviesstoriesandbooks)

#complete fuckery ''is this fucking play about us?''#they're even in the pool in front of THE deutsche bank#mile you're always going to be an icon (via @almondandaldebaran)

#I’M SCREAMING#THEY DID NOT GO THERE#the level of unhinged meta 😂 (via erlingo)

#hey hey hey i was just joking about 'welcome back kinnporsche'#you didnt have to reference actual lore in the sex pool- (via @calciumcryptid)

#i can't believe they went there and did that#this is hilarious#mileapo so iconic gmmtv references them (via lena221bee)

#wait is this a parody on boc bc like. mile literally did that (via @williamrikers)

#I CANT BREATHE#in front of my deutsche bank those FUCKERS (via @guzhufuren)

#cackling#spoiled man who loves dramas and would buy a company to do it#oh mile you will always be famous (@doublel27)

#this is amazing#i hope someone shows this to mile#please tell me someone showed this trailer to him (via @seydarin)

#IN THE DEUTSCHE BANK SEX POOL TOO NO LESS#INCREDIBLE#KINNPORSCHE YOUR LEGACY (via @dommingjeffsatur)

#I SCREAMED#FIRST THE KP SEX POOL AND NOW DIRECTLY REFERENCING KP#kinnporsche#LOSING IT (via @perseusrulz)

[sleepwxlk-deactivated20260202]

“I Miss My Sister”

I miss the girl who used to laugh,

Who carried sunlight in her path.

Her smile would brighten every room,

But now she’s lost within the gloom.

Since he arrived, she’s not the same,

Her warmth replaced with hurt and shame.

He twists her thoughts, he warps her mind,

And leaves the love we knew behind.

She vents her pain, she shares her fears,

Her voice is heavy, lined with tears.

We hold her close, we beg her, “Stay,”

But always, always, she drifts away.

I see her trapped, a fragile thread,

Bound by the words he’s deftly said.

He needs her now to pave his way,

But steals her soul with each new day.

She dreams of leaving, breaking free,

But chains of guilt won’t let her be.

I miss the sister that I knew,

Her joy, her light, her spirit true.

How do I help? What can I do,

When every bridge leads back to you?

I hope one day she’ll find her voice,

And finally make the braver choice.

Until that day, I’ll stand nearby,

To catch her tears and hear her cry.

I’ll wait for her, my sister dear,

And hope one day she’ll reappear.

- DK

[toomanyfeelings]

You can be depressed and not feel sad or blue. Depression can also be a haze of sleepiness, distractedness/obsessiveness cycles, and a twinge of irritability that can be hard to recognize because you might already be a “fiery” person. It can feel like a lazy Sunday that keeps imposing itself for weeks or months.

[chronicallyquirky-blog]

Can we just… I’ll leave this here.

[itsallblogtome]

and also a numbness. Not necessarily sad but no emotions whatsoever - just flat. Nothing is exciting, I can’t be bothered to be angry, nothing really even gets me to laugh. It’s all just “meh”.

[psychogirl87]

I have never had someone say this yknow. Exhaustion and a constant why do better if I can hit minimum and okay whatever you say.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[psychogirl87]

Fucking. Historic.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[imtired-likerllytired]

Yes same

But also plz bird I am very behind academically be nice to me

[psychogirl87]

Cmon birdie.