If i feel like a boy it's a boy you're getting

he/him pronouns BPD, depression, ADHD, anxiety, autism we do art req and commission! (dm for details)

[red-has-paws]

Hi! Welcome to The Patchwork Collective!

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Who's fronting right now? Axel is currently fronting ^^

How many headmates are there in this system? there is (currently...) one headmate in this system!

Red ⭐ (host/trauma) he/they

Axel 🩶 (Anxiety holder) he/him

AL 🪐 (Autism holder) it/its

Nightshade 🐞 (Depression holder) he/they/it

Scraps 🎧 (panic holder) she/they

when was our last system collapse?

March 16, 2026

System ask game!

put the alter's emoji you want to ask next to one of these emojis! You can ask multiple alters, but only three questions per alter please!

💘romantic interest

🐾Theriotype

💫favorite stim

🍂favorite plant

🎨favorite hobby

❤️favorite headmate

🎄favorite holiday

❔other question (write it out)

what are our askbox rules?

please don't do NSFW asks, or even suggestive, it triggers our PTSD 3:

don't expect to have your art request granted immediately or at all if you request art from us please. It is a free service, we're not required to draw anything you ask for.

please don't be rude, we're literally begging you guys, and please don't bring up romance around Red, he has some history with a girl who he liked.

essentially, just follow normal people rules, okay?

What is our DNI list?

dni if you are: anti agere, anti plural, a fake system (making up your plurality to mock the community), anti alterhuman/furry, against pride, a p*rn bot/scambot, or anything like that.

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BUT YEAH, HAVE FUN ON OUR BLOG AND PLEASE SEND ASKS!! /nf

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[fallen-media]

What a horrible day to be in high school

[red-has-paws]

What a horrible day to be high

[anxietyproblem]

[red-has-paws]

THEY CAN FUCKING SWIM????

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[mapswithoutwyoming]

happy flat fag friday

[red-has-paws]

❔⭐️ do you ever have experienced bees flying in through a open window and not getting out even though it’s wide open? Kinda funny in my opinion

??????? noooo??

-Red

[satan-offical]

my child will NOT use AI in school, they will cheat with pen and paper and not get caught

[red-has-paws]

my child will NOT use AI in school, they will write the goddamned essay like a human being should

[hiya-gayass]

I'm posting this here just to spam rb it

[hjhhnffjdiwohd-alpha]

The person who posted it had rbs off I want it on my blog

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[red-has-paws]

[thememedaddy]

[red-has-paws]

Scene: The world is fucked and i'm singing about it

Pride: The world is fucked and i'm doing something about it

Jazz: The world is fucked and i have a saxophone

The US government: The world is fucked?

[hamsterscooter]

whatever!

[afterword]

[biglawbear]

This is really funny on dark mode

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

[oreganoid]

poll bc im actually curious

[anomymous2]

Not quite the right shade

[red-has-paws]

joke's on you, tumblr adds outlines to images

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[star-dew-chicken]

I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

@fortheloveofgrantaire

[amazingdylan]

i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D

and i am doing art and music for gcse

@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!

[satan-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔

[shah4139-offical]

Thats like a fear of blood right

I can sing

I was in my school choir

@inkanddragons @inferno-the-skywing @inkanddragons @evilpineapple-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical

[inferno-the-skywing]

I'm scared of heights, and scared of locking my door, and not locking my door.

[shreekofjoy]

I write exclusively with ink pens.

ALL of my writing is handwritten and then OCR'd into text

I used to sing before The Dark Times

[stormlightsnorter]

I have 2 moms (theyre GAY!) and am generally uninteresting

@burrbeast @1kit uh probably other people i forgot sorry im so sorry sorry sorry

[1kit]

I used to be in the Scouts, that's a thing folks don't know yeah?

@freakasaurus-rex @disappointedwaffles @sapphic-dice @nevadamerchant @vaeh2011

[nevadamerchant]

I like uhhh crocheting (:

@raish-ryeson-robinson-i @faceless-crowd @s7nnydrop-flower @h4zelnutwastaken

[h4zelnutwastaken]

I do game dev

@vaeh2011 @delunafazfox @alwaysoc @nebulabrigade @flyingsaucerpassenger @flawed-silken-child @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit

[nebulabrigade]

I've been sitting here for like 10+ minutes tryna think of something and the only thing that really comes to mind is probably the fact that we're technically related to Geoffrey Rush?

He's like, our grandfather's cousin or something, but we've never met him or anything

Probably not of much interested especially since I know he was accused of some not very cool things (not that we ever cared to pay much attention, since again we never interacted with him personally), but it's a fact about us that most people don't know 🤷

@calamity-collective @depressedquetzal @interstellar-espresso @thedeltavessel /nf

[thedeltavessel]

i have natural red hair irl and uhhhhhhhhh idk what else -luci

@thepantheonsarchive @lucs-madness

[lucs-madness]

im mildly allergic to chocolate but i eat it anyway bc no amount of vicious diarrhea will make nutella not worth it. it was only very recently that i learned that chocolate isnt supposed to be spicy

@handageddon @theblueshark @thatsillystarboy @floorgle

[theblueshark]

thanks for the tag!!

I have 8 nieces and nephews, 2 I’ve never met, 1 I only see on Halloween cause they trick or treat at my house.

The oldest two are 11 and 13 and the youngest is only a few months old

The way my family works is like a promotion system, so say you have a cousin who’s going to have a baby, the cousins of said cousin become aunts and uncles, the aunts and uncles become grandparents, and the nieces and nephews become cousins.

@spineless-lobster @coffin-dwelling-tramp @wizardshark

@meelonsquid @strange-nerd-boy @argentleif

@paste-pancakes @sarinalmk @i-m-verysad

@georgios-theshark @kiwi-green-tea and anyone else

[bizarre-nerd-boy]

Ty for the tag :D

I hate cheese like the taste and the texture and the smell are just weird and gross to me idk

@polyamoryfan9784 @kutie106 @totally-not-a-commie

@cosyfroggo @crispwormsoda @harbinger-of-silly

@friend-of-axolotls @kipper7 @stargazinghorror @theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom and anyone else who wants to :D

[cosyfroggo]

ty for the tag!!! :3

i ate rocks once when I was younger

@a-fucking-tornado @frooooooooogs + open tags!

[frooooooooogs]

you did WHAT.

uhh i really hate eating at restaurants it’s too public and loud and i don’t like ordering and i have a lot of texture issues with foods lol

@apple-temp @emdure @lunalikeswomen + anyone who wants to!

[apple-temp]

I have bullet casings on my bedside table

@aster-undercloak @soopsop @revived-crows @kittylaser @drizzles-in-paradise

[drizzles-in-paradise]

I went by the name Citrus for my entire eighth grade year and realized that I lowkey hated it a couple months in (hence why I started going by Acey when I began high school)

@catboy-tdick @moonsandloons @spacebnnui @itsjadie @oliver-thebiodegradable @darksilvershadows36 @figzandfangz @mythicandco @crttvv @nonhumaninallways (all /nf) + open tags!

[crttvv]

YAAYYY HIHI

ummmm umm.. not about me but about my pets.. ive had two cats and both of them are really big for cats?? like theyre just Large. not fat or anything just like.. big. idk !!!!

ummm open tags because idk who to tag yayy

[gayoctopus-helpnolongerneeded]

I’m OSHA certified

@hoisinblackcat @eatin-bread-n-cryin @xrollthedicex @what-da-doe-doin @phagechan @torrentialchaos @ineedmoreartofyuki @e11ie-bonez @stupid-deer @dekkadism @ursa-the-stranger @crttvv @kopic-con-k @fairyfencereri @krepx3 @ratbugs

[kopic-con-k]

Welll… I have a SECOND BLOG! And my Favourite animal isssss Greenland Shark!!

Open Tagsssssss

@dethuio11

[dethuio11]

ive done ballet for over 10 years, and im going to study to be a ballet teacher.

@inkflavoredbasil3 @magatamahairclips

[mary-lennox-1955]

I wasn't tagged but

I can't eat too much peanut butter otherwise i get diarrhea and throw up. And I am learning japanese so I can play more unlocalized Otome games, i can actually read almost all hiragana at a glance like english(i just don't know what most of it means lol)

@caffeinated-chocolate @misteria247 and other moots and people who want to play. Sorry, I'm very bad at removing usernames and which people are moots.

[caffeinated-chocolate]

ty for the tag!!!

hmm... i don't really know actually... i guess the fact that i naturally have a pretty high caffeine tolerance something a little unpredictable, especially given my username ˙𐃷˙

@artandbeauty71 @cr34mch33s3 @flying-fishess @ina-equinox @mary-lennox-1955 @magatamahairclips @mysomoto @notvlp @noodle-bro @orangewsunglasses + open tags!

[artandbeauty71]

thank youu <3

Something I very rarely talk about here is that i love learning languages! (at least when I'm in the mood for it lol)

I taught myself modern Greek when I was 12 - which helped me when I started learning ancient Greek as well - which is something I find really cool :)

As of now I'm fluent in Italian (native language so obv) and English (C2 level), I can read/understand most French and Spanish, some Greek and Portuguese, plus some general knowledge of German and Swedish

I've also tried getting into slavic languages bc I LOVE the culture but for some reason I cannot learn a thing 😭

But yeah haha

tagsss @leonardbirdstein @bramalamania @shakespeare-guy-anon @straywings @dor-mp3 @v4mp1rism @pinkofheart @spineless-lobster @send-me-to-the-exr @sencaeneus @badgirlphilologist @noctilionoidea @semi-sepultusviator @ghostskin + anyone else (moots consider yourself all tagged :'))

[radiant-sunlight-angel]

I have 15,000 edits on Wikipedia

@sillylo2 @philixophy @azura-lives @its-a-me-chaosthedragon @theronanlynchshow and whoever

[theronanlynchshow]

i tore my right hip abductor muscle doing track in 8th grade and then re-tore it during fall guard my sophomore year and it’s literally never been the same 😭 (it hurts when i drive for over 30 minutes at a time lmao) BUT on the fun side i can crack my hip really easily now and it makes horrible grating noises that can scare the shit outta people who don’t know the hip lore

all this in addition to my hyper flexibility and my back being legitimately Built Different (hahaha it’s an inward curve from scoliosis) makes me incredibly flexible in a deeply off-putting way and pretty freaking good at dance

tags!: @yourlocalbadgerscales @lady--hibiscus @sunchasingthestar @raeprise @sweetlittlelizbian @swanboyy @simonsays-begaydocrime

@chickencentaur @queenarsinoethepoisoner @lostcavernanchor @fictionalsimp09 @kutie106 @intoomanyfandomstolist & anyone else who wants to!

[simonsays-begaydocrime]

That's kinda fascinating actually, and very on brand for a guardist

I make my own pins for fandoms I'm in and there's almost always some sort of ink on my skin, either from making said pins or just straight up drawing on myself :)

@idontexist734 @drudg30n @8-aladdin-sane-8 @fizgabzi14 and anyone else

[idontexist734]

thankss for the tag <333

uhh lets see. did i mention to yall that im proficient in nunchucks

@adhd-nighmare @d7ath @acreatureinyourwalls @freshcarrotsfinally @jamesblackpotter @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @psyche-official @ratcalledmicah @rapunzelspan @sell-my-soul @thedamsolangelofan @the-grassy-hill @thatweirdnumber @where-re-they + open tags

[jamesblackpotter]

I used to play tenor saxophone and I currently play piano

@ladysencen @corpseflowerisregulus @biancanotfound

[biancanotfound]

I'm pregnant and you're the baby (JK)

hmmm

Oh I got one. My mom is pregnant and I'm getting a baby sister

@imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @d0llcorps3 @thatsmyineffablelifeline @idkwhattoputbroo

[d0llcorps3]

no theme cuz i’m actively on a bus rn in the middle of nowhere so uh yah

but uhm i have three dead siblings and two alive ones.

tags: @l1fe1sp0ppli0 @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @totallyestrogen @sha1mon @thatglitchfan @rin-yaps @boobadomo @mybloodi5purple @eternal-dead-girl @fangz2sweet @daughterofdeath28 @witch-hazel13 @v0xedblr @timetogohome1 @iliamoriae @disposable-plastic-bag @atetheluck @confessionsofarottensena @mybloodi5purple @cutecafekitty4 @divine--hate @cloudyskiesandstarrynights @mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128& anyone else

[moonkidxd]

I WASNT TAGGED BUT IDC

Okay so when I was babeh moonkid (tm) I knew sign language AND THEN LIKE NOW I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT IT oh and I had 14 things of blood drawn out of me at once when I was like 6 but thats not as cool

@astoriaalt @janas0311 @jackie-is-just-here I DINT KNOW ANYONR ELSE GNG SO UUUH ANYONE ELSE CAN REBLOG

[despair-dot-exe-0u0]

Idgaf if im not being tagged but I have been summoned

Anyways-

IVE NEVER BEEN TO SCHOOL ONCE

I've always been homeschooled (I'm doing online school as of now, but that doesn't count)

So basically, IVE NEVER TRIED SCHOOL LUNCHES, NEVER HAVE HAD EXPERIENCE OF BEING BULLIED, NEVER HAD TO EXPERIENCE GOING TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE, ECT.

Oh also I know things i shouldn't know at my age. (Not telling what it is)

Tagging my slayy bestie :3

@chitzdoodles

[chitzdoodles]

hehehe hiiii I'm slay bestie :PPP OMGA YOU WERE HOMESCHOOLED THATS SO COOL RAH

uhhh lemme thinkkk hmmmm

oh yeah I'm chinese(hong kong to be exact)🤤✌️HEHEHEEHAHHAAHAH YALL NEVER COULDVE GUESSED IT(only two of you guessed correctly<3333) RAAAH CHINGCHONGDINGDONG

Tagging most of my moots to let them know the answer to my April fools joke🐺

@gg-id-good @sillyyarteest @sillyslumberontop12 @sillyanonsstuff @cathypostslol @jinxywitch999 @jinxywitch-999 @the-here-guy @sillygoobr64 @moremagic-art @themonstersteeth @cielskunk @hypnosis-x @weepingmilkshakedreamer @enderman-cartoon

[the-here-guy]

I’m under the age of 13

@sillyfella2019 @torrentialchaos @bugster292 @bella12cat @adam-w1nner @heyimapersonsblog @star-shootingz @redfur-the-cat @redacted334 @red-the-spider @fahim-adha @monochromeinfinite

[red-has-paws]

YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS SITE WHAT

hmmm... i'm a Bb clarinet player

@monochromeinfinite @fahim-adha @its-oliver-bitches @qourtesy @the-sys-of-puppets @the-starry-lycan @kelpseahorse

[red-has-paws]

Aw man i hate when this happens

Keep Reading

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

have you ever used AI for assignments

yes

no

results

Voting ended onMay 25

[red-has-paws]

yeah, but only cause my teacher made me

[vimbry-moved]

so, little vent under the cut

[red-has-paws]

damn, that was coldhearted

[goth-queen]