Time Lady in Wonderland

Makeup Artist, Dancer and Writer by Day, Harley Quinn and Night Vale Radio announcer by night. Welcome to my mind palace.

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[keelre-deactivated20151002]

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

[witchelny]

tuck in baby

[redmedic-moved]

it all started in new jersey

[miserycord-deactivated20160225]

scrom scrom

[clownblood-moved-blog]

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”

[nuesama]

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

[daisy-butler-deactivated2015072]

strangerly

[edgeworthie]

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

[gay-but-not-for-pay]

NOOT NOOT,

[storm-theory]

*soft whisper* what’s on the menu

*screaming*

L E G S

[officialacxa]

Tea Saloon and Garden are P!ATD’s best songs

[kuroandtheguys]

The blood moon has risen

[moondripping-deactivated2022072]

Thots are people too

[edgy-cowboy]

Captain America is a thigh

[grimlovely]

Jimmy don’t touch that

[salmon404]

John LaUrEnSS!!!! 

@landshark122

[this-is-ske]

*twirls fingers around each other*

spiiiiiiiicy yeast!

[honey-sunny-bee]

I’m being facetious *hits the nearest object*

[lollingtothemax]

fear.jpg

*incoherent, sassy mumbling*

[peacchidrops]

me screaming “mOOD”

[pencopanko]

“No shUT THE HECK UP YOUR MOUTH I’M THE BALD ONE”

[heyheyitsjuju-deactivated202101]

“HE DIED SIX MONTHS AGO”

“oh-Oh-OHH!”

[flamingfoxninja]

Get off my farm!

[spoiledspine]

Stephanie…stephanie it didnt work

[sarahssideblog]

…on oak island????

[rosyyyblush]

🦀🦀🦀🦀

[clear-as-blue-deactivated201810]

“you’re nearly halfway done guys! so i’m going to fill the screen with pictures of cats for seventeen minutes”

[moonlightsblade]

“I wish I had arms”

[similitonno-deactivated20190413]

“Those are fucking nuts, not a pillow you shit”

“That wasnt very prussia of you”

[wolfex126]

“Hella fuck”

[askcupheadthings-deactivated201]

“Thotman” or The Mugman cult.

[double-z-the-queen]

OREOS ARE NOT FUCKING YIN AND YANG THEY ARE GODDAMN COOKIES

[dornada]

Just Mugnika

[bananasnbagels]

Sharkfred

[carunecapella]

The Vore Bros.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Blue

[gaudfish-naudsm]

Oh My GoD yOu HaVe ShOuLdErS

[milkberr-y]

IS THERE A MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET

[ghostswithoutjournals]

HUSH NOW GREGORY I AM SEARCHING

Or another favorite of mine:

EAT YOUR NOODELES

NO THEY’RE NOT BLOCK-SHAPED

[turtwig387]

GET IN THE CAR

or

SHUT UP AND LISTEN

@hiddlebatchbish

[notcinnamorosie]

im having some

firey nerve pain

[unorthodoxsavvy]

I’m in a storm cloud

[starryeyedhomicide]

throw the fucking stone you thotticus!!

the Red Glove™

sings suffering!! dada da da da!!

[awesomehoggirl]

shh okay okay. nobody tell her i told you this but uhh…. charlotte wants to… frick tom riddle

[teacup-of-roses]

oh, where do i start oaky putty in his handsome absolute thotticus in ASMR slurp the clean spicy

[em-be-lievable]

The LOOOFT NOOOSTRIL

Post-slaughter cuddles and pudding brains

and we are the confirmed lizord army

[fangirltothefullest]

Would you care for a saltine in these trying times?

W h E r E  i S  t H e  A p P l E y  J u I c E ? 

GOOSE! GOOSE! GOOSE!

BEES?

Night Owl’s a HOOT.

[acecartoonplatypus]

I’m gonna fart if you don’t go,

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[tall-tappers]

Open up your eeAAAAAAAAA SPRRA

Holy guacamole!

*click* remove spike.

“STOP! YOU HURT HIS MLBL!!!! (my little boy legs)”

“MY ONE TRUE LOVE IS JUNPEI”

[scooterscanley]

Do it or don’t do it

[luigilover17]

All I wanna see is ridley’s humongous alien cock inside Isabelle’s tight asshole is that so much to ask?

[nonbinarymissingno]

“Always fresh, alwasy hand tossed”

The sequel?: “Aw, Alwasy doesnt work there anymore.”

[taxi-boi]

Internet friends: ITS TIME TO BULLY THE INFINITY

Or

I cant rp. All my characters are being ANGSTY

real life friends: *wholesome meaningful motivational speech* BUG BUG BUG BUG.

or

Condomception

[nonbinarymissingno]

the sequel

“I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! THE ORIGINAL ONE IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER!”

“Jandont!”/”Amydont!”

“git noob idiot”

“pew pew police”

[nonbinarymissingno]

“SNAILSNAILSNAILSNAIL”

“glorified snail salesman”/”snailsman”

“its bully meta knight o’clock”

“orbie lover”/“monster fucker”/”monster simp”/”meta simp”/”orbie fucker”/”orbie simp”/”monster lover”

[arts-n-anarchy]

hello this is dave from dominos did you order a pepperoni pizza?

would you like some rrrrrrrrice krrrrrispies in rrrrrrromania?

“ketchup” “oh no”

brownie desert italian sand

[deo-sideblog]

RED IS NOT A COLOUR

Cat man questioning his life choices

It’s all g-NEEEEEEEEEP

[deadredactedwalking-deactivated]

pESkY bIrD

[vergeofinsanity]

juliet oof open sombra bitch

[no-gender-only-soup]

JHONĒ

[kanyeismyenemy]

The evil ones wear ancle socks

[romantic-fist-fight]

fu-fuckin uhhhh… my back hurts

[europa-the-moon]

“you know what I mean?” “yes I’m really sorry”

MISS CAN I HAVE THE KETTLE

“who gave the apple to Adam??” “the snake” “and who’s the snake???” “THE PROPHET”

[space-bones-official]

“MAY I sCHNIFF YURR HAYIR?!?”

“You’re a skillet.”

SQUIGLIUM!

The Hand Turkey thing…

[spacingout]

BĘÅÑŠ

[404-morality-not-found-deactiva]

I kNoW wHaT yOu DiD lAsT sUmMeR!-

[i-am-not-a-dinner-roll]

Chicken on my wings

[whats-up-kiddos]

You sophisticated lego bin bitch-

The bread isn’t a fish you 𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓊𝓈

[7-slights-at-virgil]

“That’s some pretty whisky business”

[vergeangst]

Slug nugget

[enigmasalad]

@c-a-l-m-sanders

“THERES MORE MOUNTAIN??”

[the-radioactive-angel]

Nononono YOU ateck! I protec!!??

This is our favorite cannibal.

Habib Green Bean

[babyanimalgifs]

what a BEAUTIFUL BOY

[imnotafan-deactivated20171120]

I feel obligated to reblog any and every bat for obvious reasons.

[sunburntshade-deactivated202010]

I love working with bats they’re incredible

[pink-pleiades]

@bb-wizard

[h--thebutchlesbian-deactivated2]

Wow they’re beautiful

[interdimensional-chaos]

The wittle ears!

[teacupfulofstarshine]

@tis-i-bat-anon look it yoU!!! 

[therubyjailcell]

@clownchecked :0 look, babeys

[the-radioactive-angel]

I literally cannot FUNCTION with a adorable face and flicky ears. This is a sky puppy and I will not be convinced otherwise

[theconcealedweapon]

[the-radioactive-angel]

My delightful friend ❤️💕

[birdofprey1234]

We are not enemies.

[badjokesandnihilism]

Celebrating LGBTQ+ poc:

Asexual aromantic model Yasmin Benoit

Asexuals exist in every race. It isn’t just about ‘white girls trying to feel special’ and saying that invalidates the experiences of every ace person out there.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[mickeymagpie]

having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,

physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I knocked mine over yesterday and scraped off some of the outer barrier and it keeps sending me really annoying warning messages about it

[runcibility]

blood.dll has caused an access violation exception

[asksecularwitch]

I still can’t figure off how to turn off the monthly compile time. It goes for like 7 days wrecks all the system and takes so much CPU time. 

[tharook]

I got the wrong model, too, and there’s no returns or exchange policy. I’m trying to make do as best I can with aftermarket modifications, but even that’s a real bind. And then I have to deal with all the purists who try to tell me I should be happy with the model I was given.

[roachpatrol]

the beard texture takes FOREVER to load even WITH the aftermarket mods

[juxtapoesition]

The code for my was poorly written and sends warning messages when nothing is wrong, causing it to be unable to function as usual.

[headless-horseboy]

Mine got some kind of error that made it stuck on the sad emotion

[kickassfanfic]

The battery life on mine is shit. I have to recharge it every day and it takes HOURS.

[the-wayward-prydonian]

Mine has this issue where it runs too many background processes and opens programs at random until it forces a shutdown

[savchamb-blog]

Mine has extra code where there shouldn’t be and keeps jamming vital payhways for Blood.dll

I honestly think it’s trying to self destruct most days.

[oddkittenart]

My antivirus software keeps identifying system files as threats.

[theredkite]

The interface just… isn’t intuitive? at all?? I’ve had mine for years and I STILL don’t know how to make it do ANYTHING. Like maybe I’m just stupid? But I feel like something so basic should COME WITH A FUCKING MANUAL

I know loads of people have written walkthroughs, but there are so many different models and settings that it’s impossible to figure out if any given advice will work for me and I’m so tired I think this thing is MORE broken than when I got it because I don’t know how to fucking use it :(

[crittizen]

Mine has the audio, screen brightness, and trackpad sensitivity turned up too high, and I can’t turn it off.

[taraljc]

Mine came with the wrong screwdriver. I spent 42 years jury-rigging the fuck out of things with a Phillips and failing over and over, because nobody told me everyone else’s model came with a Flathead.

[ruffboi-mags]

Seriously the hardware on mine is shot all to hell, and the software’s RIDDLED with bugs.

I can’t believe they won’t fucking provide patches for the software bugs? I have to make due with fan patches and I’ll admit they definitely help, but at a certain point even they can’t help anymore and it’s infuriating.

Don’t even get me started on the custom hardware and repair kits I have to use to keep it moving.

[prismatic-bell]

Mine is constantly working ar a subpar speed because the drivers were damaged years ago and now I can’t uninstall chronicpain.exe.

[the-radioactive-angel]

My auditory processors have been malfunctioning for years and recently the volume keeps getting lower and lower and I can't figure out how to repair that!!? I went in for maintenance and they told me I might have to get an external hardware attachment .. which... Great... But I mean COME ON, I thought sufficient audio processing software and adequate volume control modules came with the base model...

[jacobsantiago-deactivated202001]

Hey mother nature i love you and shit but like….what the fuck my good bitch

[instantbanana]

Goodness!

Okay. I’m Canadian so I know a shit ton about staying warm if you’re new to the cold there here are some tips!(add more if you know more!)

1. Wear grippy shoes, nothing is worse than snowmelt freezing on your skin.

2.Do not wear jeans as your outter layer. wet denim is the most body heat siphoning mother fucker known to man or god

3. Have a warm drink with you. It will help. Even just some hot soup broth or boiled water will help keep you warm.

4. Wear a moisture wicking layer close to your skin so you don’t get cold from your own sweat. You will sweat. That is fine and expected.

5. If you start feeling too warm even though you were cold and like you have to take your clothes of DO NOT. Call 911. You are suffering from hypothermia.

6. Bring a blanket and a heat source that needs no electricity with you in your vehicle. You do not want to be stranded with no heat in the case that something happens.

7. If you are struggling on ice as you’re walking, stop. Get your balance and penguin shuffle to a less slippery patch of ground. There’s usually less ice on one side of the walk and it’s better to walk in the snow next to the sidewalk than it is to eat dirt when ya slip

8. STAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AWAY FROM FROZEN BODIES OF WATER. Ponds are deceptive as shit even with the “solid blue tried and true” thing. Go around.

9. Keep kids warm. They run at a higher body temperature and will feel the effects of the cold worse than you.

10. Huddling is your best friend. Even if you don’t know the person, remember you’re both cold, especially if they don’t have the right clothing for the weather.

11. Pay attention to windchill. That is how cold it feels. Dress appropriately please. I know it’s tempting to dress for style, but there’s nothing stylish about losing your toes to frostbite

12. Don’t touch metal if you can avoid it. It will sap your heat and likely freeze to anything wet. Like tongues. Don’t fucking lick a pole.

13. If someone licks something metal, pour warm water over their tongue to get them free. If they yank, they will bleed. A lot.

14. Keep your ears, noes, fingers, and toes warm. You’re extremities will get cold first and are the most likely parts of your body to get frostbite.

15. If you see someone who may not have a place to be in the cold, offer to help them find a local shelter or library. The elements, especially the cold, are some of the largest threats to those who cannot avoid them.

16. If you find yourself stuck outside for a long time, sleep during the day when it is warmest, and avoid sleeping on the ground. Stay awake as much as you can at night so you have a better chance of staying warm.

[ilmhist-archive]

Also, look out for your local animals.   Cats will sleep on car wheels where you can’t see them - it’s elevated, rubber is warmer than the ground, and it’s a little hideyhole where they feel safe.  Check your wheel wells and under your car before you go driving off, you might save a tiny life.

You can also, if you’re so inclined, make a little winter shelter for cats and small animals fairly easily and cheaply.

[Here] is a great (if lengthy) text guide to building shelters for local cats. [Here] is a video from the Ontario SPCA. [Here] is an even simpler (ad possibly cheaper) version of basically the same thing.  As long as you smooth out the opening (so the lil guys don’t injure themselves on it), insulate, and line it, and then put it somewhere where it’s not going to get flooded or the animal snowed in, you’re grand. It might not seem like much in the face of subzero temperatures, but it’s damn well better than nothing.

[chemicaaaaaal]

Everyone, look through the notes for other information too!

[northisnotup]

Two pairs of socks! But just two!

I have no idea why but any more than two pairs will sap the heat from your poor toesies.

Do not be afraid to layer.

Wool is your friend and if you can’t get wool, get flannel.

Make sure to keep your face, ears and hands as protected as your body.

Take short, slow breaths through your nose, if you can. Breathing through your mouth is tempting but its a good way to make your scarf, balaclava, other face protector USELESS and covered with ice.

[the-radioactive-angel]

Another proud Canadian here!

- Friendly reminder, dogs, specifically fluffy/thick coated/double coated ones, moderate their temperature better than we think they do, and they often love snow, don't immediately panic about bringing your dog inside or freak out if you see your neighbors put theirs out.

- note about layering - you want air between your layers so that your body heat will warm up these pockets of air and keep you warm. So you want loose layers with one tight one close to the body.

- get yourself those little heat packs that you crack and they get hot. Shove them in your boots on the top of your toes, in pockets or in the palms of your gloves, you can buy these at the dollar store.

- I know there are certain communities that will hate me for saying this... But fur is as warm as it gets. There are places where you can get ethically sourced fur, or you can reuse/thrift them. Remember those air pockets I was talking about? Fur literally has them in the fabric, between the hairs. How the hell else do you think our ancestors survived fucking Canadian winters back in the day!?

- mitts with no fingers are warmer than gloves with separated fingers

- PROTECT YOUR FACE noses are the first to go if you get frostbite.

- not cold related so much but wear sunglasses if it's sunny, it will reflect off the snow and hurt your eyes. I know people who have straight up SUNBURNED THEIR EYEBALLS this way.

[autasticanna]

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

- Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

- being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

- not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

- on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

- in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

- getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

- as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

[saint-ambrosef]

-a lot of bullies dont think of themselves as bullies, either

[mx-t4t0]

- bullies do not bully you because they like you

- getting bullied as a kid can even mess you up as a teen

- ignoring does not work. it does not make them go away. it’s a lie told to make kids less “”problematic””

- do not feel bad about fighting back.

[the-radioactive-angel]

Part of my therapy is dealing with the residual and deeply rooted trauma I have from being bullied as a child. My therapist refers to bullying as "peer abuse" which I believe is a much more accurate name, "bullying" makes it seem softer somehow, like it isn't actual abuse when it is.

One of the major problems with bullying or peer abuse is that it happens at such a young, fundamental age, you are learning how to be the person you are going to be for your whole life, and if you throw abuse I to that mix, it can make for some... Difficult ... Outcomes.

[positivity-in-pain]

Panic At The Disko 💾💾💾

[randomslasher]

Modest Moose

[chocomiruk]

Papi Roach

[fangirltothefullest]

Raft Punk

[the-radioactive-angel]

Shitedown

[erstwhilesky]

What’s another night on Mars? With friends like ours Anywhere is home - Another Night On Mars, The Maine

This has been sitting around half finished for ages. It’s not perfect, but I’d rather share it than let it gather dust, so here it is. I ended up thinking of this as some kind of college au, but feel free to interpret however you like!

[randomslasher]

oh holy cow…

[princeanxious]

WOAH!!!!

[its-jakeperalta]

10 REASONS TO ADOPT A PET

You save a life.

The cost of adoption is less than buying a pet.

Most shelter animals have had medical treatment and are spayed/neutered, microchipped, and up to date with vaccines.

There are more unique pets to choose from in shelters. Age, breeds, mixed breeds, and personality choices are greater.

Many are already trained.

Your bed is pre-warmed on cold winter nights.

Animals are just ready to love you, no matter what.

Adopting from a shelter opens a cage for another pet who needs a new forever home.

An adult pet takes the guess work out of determining size, thickness of coat, and energy level.

Mixed breeds are unique compared to purebreeds and may have less genetically inherited health problems.

Take this quiz to find out which dog is right for you!

[celebrity--outfits]

Please adopt some lovely doggos

[petl0vers]

As someone who just adopted a third doggo from the shelter, please do it if you can find a dog right for you. Those shelters do everything they can to keep them alive, but it’s a family that keeps them happy.

[deigns]

Okay, but is there a quiz for which shelter kitty I should get?

[its-jakeperalta]

@deigns​  good u asked, yes!!! sorry I forgot to add that one, anyway here is it

What Breed of Cat should you get?

[deigns]

Ty jake peralta

[dragonsrequiem]

Plus? Those animals in the pound? They KNOW that they are on death row. My first dog as a married woman was an eleventh hour adoption. A 13-y-o basset hound mix (pound said they thought he was 11 because they were trying to save him by making him sound a teeny bit younger) and he was “Til death do we part” loyal. We lost him 4 years later to cancer, and we (the family had grown from 2 to 3 humans) were devastated.

My sister? Fosters cats, and ended up with a charmer who’d been hit by a car. Sephiroth is a well loved asshole, and his brother, Cloud (a stray who found a sucker bet), is almost canine levels of friendly.

Be a superhero. Save a life. Rescue.

[scars-of-stars]

As someone who has worked in a shelter for two years and watched many of my babies go to their incredible forever homes, you wouldn’t BELIEVE how big of a difference you can see in the animals’ behavior from being in the kennels to even just a few minutes after leaving. When their new owners are filling out the paperwork, there’s already a new spark in their eyes. They KNOW they’re going home; they know they’re getting to be loved the way all animals deserve to be. There are so many beautiful animals in shelters that get overlooked. Next time you’re searching for a companion, check your local shelters and rescues. Not only are you getting a companion, but you’re saving a life.

[totallynotthecops]

I got my Norwegian Forest Cat from a shelter. He’s huge, and never shuts up, and is moody and a prolific hunter (or was. He’s not allowed out), and the biggest cuddliest mamas boy on the planet.

[creamsifemme-kitty-deactivated2]

i just adopted my first cat from the humane society ! her name is Persephone and she’s 14 almost 15 years old. i love my angel so much.

[causewecan]

I got all three of my cats from shelters and they are honestly so appreciative! They are amazing little creatures and have become the light of my life…. please adopt!! You won’t regret it and neither will your little ball of fur.

[rowan-fcb]

This cutie used to be a stray in Greece. A lot of people try to poisen them, because there are so many strays there (which is the peoples fault. They buy puppies and leave them on the streets when they are older).

I‘m happy, I had the chance to safe my little lady. I still wish to safe more. They are always so happy when you only pet them or just give them a bit of attention.

[bringmebooks]

My babies Penelope and Eloise were irresponsibly let outside without being spayed. Both got pregnant and their owner dumped them at the shelter two weeks before they were due with kittens. Due to being full to capacity, they were immediately at the top of the kill list. Thankfully a foster rescued them, got them healthy, helped them birth nine healthy kittens between the two of them, rescued four more orphan kittens that these girls adopted and nursed, got them ALL fixed, got ALL THIRTEEN kittens good homes, and I adopted these silly, destructive, adorable, loud, cuddle bugs. They’re a bonded pair, and they’ve brought light and love and laughter into my life. Please adopt!!!! Please fix your pets! Save a love, be compassionate, and find your best friend!

[ungratefullittleshit]

Both adopted in a shelter. Best decision I have ever made.

[arylenchanted]

My husband and I adopted this little ball of love from a shelter and he’s literally the most amazing dog in the world. ❤️

[secretly-obsessed-with-fandoms]

got all four of my loves from our local shelter. absolute sweethearts ❤️

[wonderingifyoukneww]

Got this pretty fur ball from a local shelter 🥰 #adoptdontshop

[thedirtythirty]

The future wife and I adopted this 3-legged snuggle bug from our local humane society this summer and it’s one of, if not THE, best decision we have made ❤️🥰

[vixiano]

My adopted baby! Please don’t disregard shelters just because you want a certain breed! Either sign up to volunteer at a shelter (you’ll get the inside scoop on the dogs/cats) or visit the shelter every day or every other day. There are always so many different breeds, some just get scooped up quicker than others!

[vivica-ophelia]

My three boys are rescues. Bam was rescued from a “breeder” who was heavily neglecting them. He never leaves my side. He’s seriously my best friend. And he is the most well behaved dog I’ve ever met. You can leave your food next to him and he won’t touch it.

Crash is from Puerto Rico. His family abandoned him as a puppy during hurricane Maria. He is SO sweet! He loves cuddling up to people. There is no such thing as too much affection to this baby. He was definitely abused because if you reach out too fast, he’ll hunch down and shake. But we’re working on it!

Our newest is Dillinger. He’s also from Puerto Rico. He was found with his litter of 11 siblings in a flooded sewer. We fostered one of his brothers and now he lives next door. Dill is an absolute hellion! But he tries really hard to learn. He’s fun to have around because he is so playful and goofy.

There are times when I can tell they’re happy and appreciative. They understand that they aren’t in that bad situation anymore. Some people are afraid to adopt rescues because they can be difficult and hard to work with. But believe me! It is SO worth it ❤️

[bostonbakedbeanboy]

My shelter baby Mugsy

[the-radioactive-angel]

Meet Garrus. This scruffy, weird little shelter boy is my absolute soul mate. I've always said that from the moment he first smiled at me at the shelter I knew he was my dog. He was always going to be my dog. I saved this little boy's life, and then a year later when I was the most mentally unhappy I'd ever been, he turned around and saved mine. He was the reason I kept on keeping on. You can save a life and sometimes they will save yours.

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[thebibliosphere]

I would read this in its entirety.

[tinsnip]

ao3 please

[the-radioactive-angel]

Did @neil-gaiman write this.....

[rickmvx-deactivated20150128]

[sntg]

i think about this video a lot

[harperandmary]

Wtf is going on

[no-chill-at-all]

[mockingburb]

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

[tonksiefea]

Its always fun as an actor not to break when suddenly you hear action and someone just disappears

[questionablemotivations]

Sometimes I think death drops were invented by clapper loaders in tight spaces with a wide lens.

“Mark!”

*claps and drops*

[sugarmelody-deactivated20200808]

let’s get a jse community inside joke train going!

i’ll start:

Fuuuuucckk it so mmuuuch!!

[the-radioactive-angel]

I AM A TURTLE!!

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[im-pretty-bored]

Don't feel ashamed of doing "CHILDISH" things

•buy toys/dolls/crayons •play with Legos •play old videogames/dress up games •weave friendship bracelets •watch cartoons •use stickers •draw pics of your favorite characters

If it makes you feel nice, do it. Don’t even worry about what other people think, because it doesn’t matter–if it brings you happiness, it’s not “ridiculous”, or “immature”.

You deserve to enjoy yourself.

[blackbearmagic]

Let me share with you what I consider to be the most important less I’ve learned in my adult life:

“Growing up doesn’t mean you can’t have Zebra Cakes. Growing up simply means that, if you want to have Zebra Cakes, you buy them for yourself.”

“What the hell are you talking about, Bear?” Well, let me explain. For those of you who live outside of the US, this is a Zebra Cake:

It’s a little pre-packaged snack cake that is horribly cheap and junky and really not that great, but it is like manna from heaven to me. I fucking love these things. When I was a little kid growing up, my mom bought Zebra Cakes but once in a blue moon. They were intended to be put in mine and my siblings’ school lunches, but my brother and I would eat them whenever we wanted, so Mom just didn’t see the point. (They also used to be kind of expensive, at least for our family’s budget.) Needless to say, the coveted Zebra Cakes were a luxury for me, and were one of the tastes of my childhood.

Fast forward to my college years. I was living in an apartment with three other people, doing my own shopping and cooking. I was in the grocery store, picking up some stuff, and I happened to walk past a display of snack cakes. Among them were several boxes of Zebra Cakes.

I paused at this, chuckling to myself. Oh man. Zebra Cakes. I haven’t had those in years. I loved those when I was a kid. I reminisced happily and thought about how much I missed the taste of Zebra Cakes, then started to walk away.

And then I stopped dead.

Because I had realized that there was literally nothing stopping me from buying a box of Zebra Cakes. There was nothing stopping me from buying ten boxes of Zebra Cakes. If I wanted Zebra Cakes, I could have goddamn Zebra Cakes, because it was my money and my decision to make.

I put two boxes in my cart (they were 2 for $5) and never looked back.

Here’s the secret I learned that day: The idea of something being “just for kids” is, by and large, bullshit. What you do on your own adult free time with your own adult money is, by its very nature, adult stuff. It’s like comedian Eddie Izzard (who frequently performed his routines in drag) once said when someone asked about him wearing ‘women’s clothes’: “They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.”

I am 25 years old, and yesterday I bought myself a shark lunchbox. Look at it. Look at how awesome my lunchbox is.

Was this lunchbox intended to by bought for and used by a child? Yes. The tag said it was for ages 3 and up. But it was bought by and will be used by an adult, and anyone who thinks that’s wrong is probably just jealous that they don’t have the self-confidence to rock a shark lunchbox at 25.

So like. Being “mature” and “an adult” doesn’t mean you have to completely abandon the things that made you happy when you were younger. It just means that you may have to approach them in a different way. 

[tpfaulkner]

Pay attention, there’s a lesson here

[thecreach]

I hesitated reblogging this, and I am not entirely sure why.

[bitemebat]

LEGO. I just turned 42 and I have LEGO sets allllll over my house. Why? Because I wanted them, and because it is my money and I will spend it how I like, MOTHER.

As long as you aren’t bankrupting yourself, buy the things you *want* to buy, the things that bring you JOY.

[hotdogsngiggles]

you are missing out on so much if you just stick to “adult things”

[askopalhypno]

THANK YOU!

[southernbitchface]

I’m turning 26 in May and back in December I bought a set of gel pens on a whim. We could never afford them when I was a kid and they weren’t in my budget that month but I wanted them so I spent $6 and bought them.

Best. Decision. EVER. I write with gel pens exclusively now and I have no regrets. I love picking a new color when I write. I feel so much joy choosing between glitter, metallic, neon, and pastel pens.

Let yourself be happy. There’s no right way to be an adult.

[fairyofsomething]

Get yourself the things you wanted as a child but never could have.

[the-radioactive-angel]

As a 27 year old cook and self proclaimed foodie, there are three things I almost always have on my shopping list/in my house. They are

Eggos

Frozen Chicken nuggets

Lucky charms

I love these things, I didn't get them much as a child and they were always my favorite. Nothing makes me happier than a bowl of lucky charms in the evening whilst watching a film. These little kid crap foods make me happy and that's okay! It took me a while to not be ashamed of buying them. Fuck it! I work hard for what little money I have, and I am ALLOWED to indulge in cheap treats that make me happy and feed the soul of my inner child. Adult life is full of stress and responsibilities... Let your inner child out to play sometimes!