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if earth had more than one moon there'd be buzzfeed quizzes on which moon are you. which moon is your favourite would be a common question.
Iāmā¦
Wow ok⦠drag em
The true ally
Like/reblog this and Iāll make you a mood board
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donāt really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itās a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā¦
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā¦
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATāS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā¦
wait, does that mean?
oh boyā¦ā¦.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnāt work on girls.
Observeā¦
ITāS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canāt be true.
And it canāt possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farā¦
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⦠Actually ā¦
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canāt be that bad!
ā¦.
ā¦oh my godā¦
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⦠I wonder
Iām sure nothing could possiblyā¦
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceā¦
Never not reblog
ITāS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches onā¦
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I TĀ ā S Ā B A C KĀ
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memesā¦
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we goā¦
nothingās happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please donāt be awful, please donāt be awful, please donāt b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, Iāll prove it
Yāall are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Shouldā¦ā¦ should Iā¦ā¦.
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Canāt be that bad, I mean whatās the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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World Heritage Post
Iāve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash
IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.Ā
HAHAH
Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected
Iām so glad itās back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020
Canāt risk it
This is the Cassowary of Creativity
It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.
this is the idea chicken
she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not
idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you donāt need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning
Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.
The updates
my parents arenāt teaching me life lessons.
#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE
Iām an adult.
Some shit about life, from a bonafide adult:
even if you get along great with your family you will get along even better with them after moving outĀ
generic is almost always just as good as name brand. But there are some things you never buy generic, including: peanut butter, ketchup, liquid NyQuil, Chips-Ahoy chewy chocolate chip cookies
just imagine the person on the other end of the phone hates talking on the phone as much as you do. Even a receptionist. I worked as one and I hate talking on the phone
at least once in your life you will go to Wal-mart to buy something under $20 like an ironing board or something and your debit card will get rejected. No one will judge. Everyone at some point in their lives has had $2.98 in their bank account.Ā
thrift stores
everyone else is too busy panicking about everyone else noticing every tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about them to notice any tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about you
you will screw up. a lot. you live and you learn. and when you start to think too hard about that embarrassing thing that happened and how you wish you could change it, just tell yourself that whatās done is done. Thereās no changing it, so just forget it and move on. Itās the only way to stay sane.
do the dishes before the sink grows its own ecosystem
you canāt put Dawn dishsoap in the dishwasher.Ā
if you are the only one in the aisle at the grocery store, and you need to get from one end to the other without even looking at anything in that aisle, then you should totally cart-surf down the aisle. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Hold on to the little things. They make all the difference.
never try to make cake from scratch at 3am. You end up with a topographical map of Middle Earth.
15% tip.Ā
the best way to get money for food is to tell your grandparents about how you basically live on microwaved mac and cheese. Their horror may result in twenty bucks and orders to go out and get yourself āa real dinnerā.
sometimes life sucks, and knowing that it might get better doesnāt always make it suck any less, but youāll never get to the non-sucky days without enduring the suckiness.Ā
no seriously, NEVER put Dawn in your dishwasher
Do not buy generic brand spaghetti sauce either.
Always check the type of light bulb that goes in lamps. A 60w is not interchangeable with a 40w.
Dollar store batteries work just as well as store brand.
Reward yourself from time to time when you do things that you needed to get done. Itās a good way to remind yourself to do them. Going out to pay a bill? Get Starbucks or something you donāt get often. Rewards donāt have to be huge, they can be small things like that.
Rice, pasta, flour, sugar, cheese, eggs, milk, a pack of chicken, a pack of frozen veggies and a well stocked spice cabinet go a long way food-wise. Splurge and get the biggest container of rice you can. You donāt have to go back and buy it again anytime soon and it makes a TON of meals in the meantime.
Rice can be cooked on the stove. You donāt need a fancy rice cooker. Two parts water to every one part rice (two cups water for one cup of rice for example). Get your water boiling, add rice, put a plate or lid on it, put it on low for 20 minutes. It should be done.
Keep a calendar on your pc of bill due dates. If your bills are set up at inconvenient times, like all of the services started on the first or something, then call up the company and find out if you can get your billing date switched to something more manageable. A lot of places do try to work with you.
There is no shame in calling a company and asking for an extension on a bill. Let them know what you can pay, pay that amount, and they arrange when the rest of the payment is required. This can stop you from having services shut off man. It shows responsibility on your part.
Take time to eat, even when you donāt feel like eating. Your body needs energy to live.
Wash or rinse your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. It prevents gross caked on junk.
āThe Worksā is an excellent cheap toilet cleaner.
MAGIC. FUCKING. ERASERS. THEY WORK ON EVERYTHING JUST DONāT SCRUB HARD. I took the ring out of our bathtub with one. Also generic ones work just as well.
Keep some bleach around but if you use it for cleaning? Dillute it. Thereās rarely ever a case where you need to pout straight bleach on anything. A cap full or two in a bucket of water works just fine.
DO NOT MIX CLEANERS. Chemical reactions are can be very dangerous. Hereās a good list.Ā (Note that vinegar and baking soda can actually be a good combo for removing smells from things but itās not very good at actually -cleaning-.)
If you drink? Donāt take meds at the same time itās just not good.
Make sure you check the dosages on your pill bottles. No one wants to accidentally overdose on cough syrup or ibuprofen.
If you have a uterus make sure you have a heating pad and ibuprofen on hand for the pain. Hot baths also generally help and Ginger Tea is excellent for any nausea.
Buy a first aid kit. Itās worth it in the long run.
You can often do your taxes online at places like TurboTax.
Hereās some good sex ed resources because I had to explain what a yeast infection was recently.Ā
Petroleum jelly (aka Vaseline) is good for chapped lips and you can get a decent sized tube or tub of it (generic brand version) for cheaper/same price as Chapstick.
KEEP TRIPLE ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT IN YOUR HOUSE FOR CUTS AND SCRAPES AND SORES.Ā
~~Medications~~
Over the counter medications (stuff you can buy right off the shelf no prescription needed) have a name brand and a generic name. ALWAYS buy generic if itās available it is literally the same thing and way cheaper usually.
Some names to remember when youāre looking for meds!
Acetaminophen = Tylenol
Used to treat pain and reduce fever. Do not take with Ibuprofen.
Ibuprofen = Advil, Midol, Motrin
Used for pain and fever, is an anti-inflammtory. Is good for period cramps because it is an NSAID (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug).
Naproxen = Aleve, Naprosyn
Treats fever, pain, arthritis pain, gout, period cramps, tendinitis, headache, backache, and toothache. Is also an NSAID.
Acetaminophen + Asprin + Caffeine = Excedrin
Usually marketed asĀ āMigraine Reliefā as a generic.
Asprin = Bayer
Use for pain, fever, arthritis, and inflammation. Makes you bleed easily so should not be used for periods. Might reduce risk of heart attacks.\
Triple Antibiotic Ointment = Neosporin
Used on cuts, sores, and scrapes to reduce risk of infection and promote healing.
Also a general mutli-vitamin isnāt a bad idea and if you donāt get a lot of fruits or milk/sunshine in your diet you might want to get vitamins C and D specifically for daily use.
if you do accidentally lapse and put dawn in your dishwasher, run it empty and put hair conditioner where the detergent goes. thatāll clean it out (tip given to me by dormĀ custodian when roommate did the thing).
if you live off ramen, add stuff to it! add veggies you like, donāt use the whole flavor packet to cut down on sodium and msg or donāt use it at all and add your own spices.
if youāre making something with potatoes in it (beans, stew) potatoes are done when you can easily stab a fork through them.
you can microwave a hotdog as long as you put it in aĀ microwave safe container of water. microwaves work by making water molecules vibrate. also, when reheating rice leftovers, add a small amount of water, like maybe a spoonfull, so it doesnāt get hard and crunchy.
the rice cooking advice above is for long grain rice. if youāre making short or medium grain rice, a 1:1 ratio (one cup water for one cup rice) is better, so the rice doesnāt come out too mushy.
buy a few cans of chicken. wholesale club stores like samās, costco, or bjās tend to carry multipacks for a good price. theyāre incredibly useful for when you forget to defrost meat.
buy meat on sale and put it in the freezer. buy vegetables on sale, and put them in the freezer. frozen veggies are often as flavorful and good as fresh ones, keep longer, and often come in microwaveable bags or with microwave directions.
soak ink stains in milk to help get them out or at least lighten them.
soak blood stains in water as soon as possible, with a bit of detergent or stain remover. scrub at them. use cold water, heat binds proteins to fabric. tbh, thereās no real need to change the washer from cold-cold setting unless the thing youāre washing says to wash in warm water.
acetone, found in most nail polish removers, dissolves super glue.
YOUāRE ALL DOING GODāS WORK BLESS YOU
Takes pictures, have prints made and put them in photo albums. Be IN the pictures, have someone take pictures of you and your friends. Get over not looking perfect in thw picture. Someday that friend might be gone and those pictures might be all youāll have, you will want to be in them. I made that mistake with my best friend, i always felt weird asking for a picture together⦠he died of cancer January of 2014 and now i have no pictures of us together. Its my only regret in life.
This is really helpful, thank you all!
Iām the newest of new adults but Iām gonna throw these little tips in there. IF YOU HAVE AN OLD CAR:Ā
-coolant or water if your car overheats (coolant is preferable cause it wonāt hurt the engine in the long run but hey i know money is tight)Ā
-flashlight in case you break down at night and need to check under the hood and your phone is dead
-SPARE TIRE.Ā
-jumper cables.you will at some point leave your lights on. you just will.Ā
AAA or any other road side service is never a bad investment i swear. (try to mooch it off your parents as long as you can though)Ā
Know how to change a tire. Youāre going to need to do it at some point in time and you canāt always rely on someone else to do it for you.
Donāt be afraid to go to your local food bank. They are there for a reason.
Donāt be ashamed to ask for help period. Life is hard, everyone needs help occasionally.
You can put a LOWER wattage bulb in a lamp that says itās for a higher one, but donāt put a HIGHER wattage bulb in. Also, watts refer to the amount of electricity used. LUMENS refers to the amount of light put out, and can vary quite a bit between brands, even though the wattage is the same. Look for the one with the highest lumens unless you actually want a slightly dimmer bulb in a certain location. Those dollar store batteries? Fine if theyāre alkaline. āHeavy-dutyā batteries, however, wonāt last nearly as long. You can microwave a hot dog and bun simply by wrapping them in a toweling for a minute, less if you donāt want them scalding hot.
Reblogging to save lives.
Two adulting (kitchen-related) tips from me!
1. Buy a roll of parchment paper from the cooking shit aisle. A big roll will last you for-fucking-ever. Pretty much any time youāre using a baking pan you can line it with that stuff and save yourself A: food sticking to the pan and B: itās a quick rinse and itās clean.
2. Bread can get fucking expensive, so make your own.Ā A bigass bag of flour and a bag of active dry yeast (store it in the friiiiidge!!!) works out a FUCK of a lot cheaper than buying bread at the store, and you can do so much more with it. Bread, pizza, rolls, cinnibuns, homemade pizza pockets. It seems intimidating but itās stupid easy.
Seriously. Itās stupid simple to make, and most of theĀ ā3 hoursā to make it is sitting around surfing the internet or doing whatever the fuck you want while the dough rises. If you have an afternoon free once a week to sit and play video games or surf the net, you have the time to make your own bread on the cheap. Hereās my simple-as-fuck recipe:
2 ¼ teaspoons active dry yeast (You can buy a bag of this stuff CHEAP in bulk stores, the little packets are hella stupid priced) 1 cup warm water (think a hot bath) 1 ½ teaspoons sugar 2 tablespoons oil (any kind works for the most part) 2 ¼ cups flour 1 teaspoon salt
1. Stir the yeast, water, sugar, and oil up in a bowl. Let it sit for about 10 minutes. It will foam up VERY high, this is the yeast getting happy! If it doesnāt get all foamy, the water may have been too hot or not hot enough. Remember, Yeast is alive! Treat it like a nice girlfriend!
2. Mix your flour, salt, and the yeast concoction up in a bowl.
3. Knead that shit for about 5 minutes. It will start sticky as heck, but will come together into a nice dough. If itās still super sticky, toss in a bit more flour. Hereās how to knead it:Ā
4. Put your dough in a covered, lightly oiled bowl and leave it someplace warmish for an hour. At that point it will have roughly doubled in size, give it a gentle punch to release the gasses that have built up inside. Cover it again and let it sit for a bit longer.
Boom. You have bread dough. Here are some baking times and uses for ya:
Optional egg-wash: Just crack an egg into a bowl, add a pinch of salt, and mix the bejeebus out of it with a fork. Brush (or if youāre like me, goop it on with said fork) that shit thinly on bread before baking for a nice crust.
Pizza: Stretch it on a pan, stab the fucker all over with a fork, add toppings, bake 425*F 15-20 minutes.Ā
Bread Sticks: Make snake-shapes, let rest on pan 10-ish minutes, bake 400*F 10-20 minutes.
Dinner rolls: Make ball-sized (yes thoseĀ balls)Ā balls. Place on greased pan, let rest 10-20 minutes to rise. Egg-wash and bake 375*F 25 minutes.
Bread: Lightly score (cut) the top, let sit for 20-ish minutes on/in whatever youāre using to bake it, egg-wash, bake at 375*F for 20-ish minutes. Itās done when it sounds hollow if you knock on the bottom.
You bet your ass you can deep-fry this shit for cheapie yeast doughnuts. Roll that shit in sugar or dip it in whatever, itās fucking tasty.
Bagels: YES. YOU. CAN. Form bagel-shapes out of the dough and boil them in salty water for about 2 minutes. Egg-wash them and bake them at 400*F for 10 minutes.
Cinnamon Rolls: Roll that shit out into a rectangle. Brush it with a mix of butter, cinnamon, sugar, and a pinch of salt (no exact amounts here, do it to your taste). Roll it up into a log, and cut it into discs. Let them sit 20 minutes in a pan and then bake at 375*F 15-17 minutes.
You can add whatever you want to the dough for some variety, just if itās dried spices remember you really only need 1-ish tablespoons. I personally like making bread with about 1 tablespoon of dill in the dough. Roll it out flat, sprinkle it with cheddar, roll it into a log, squeeze the ends shut, and bake it like a regular loaf of bread. Cheesy dill bread OMNOMNOM.
*ahem* That got a bit long. But yeah. Breadās expensive, yo. Save your wallet.
(Also itās ridiculous amounts of therapeutic to bake, for me anyway)
Being able to bake your own bread is pretty awesome, if you got the time for it.Ā
Reblogging in case of independence
Reblogging for the day I get my shit together and want to learn how to function like an actual adult. Also, homemade bread sounds just as good as the homemade scones my ma used to make and Iām living in nostalgia right now
Also for the rice thing!! You donāt need to measure ratios or cups or anything. Just put enough water that it goes up to the first joint of your index finger and call it a day. You can put less, but thatās usually the amount people use. It works for most types of rice
saving it for later uses
Iām about to become an adult soo saving this
When I was little my momās meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didnāt like anyone elseās, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so hereās the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if youāre feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if itās just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!
(6 servings)
-2lbs red potatoes
-1 cup butter (2 sticks)
-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)
-Chives (optional)
-Salt & Pepper to taste
1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them
2. boil til soft!
3. Drain
4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix
5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing
I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf
Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal
Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas
She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)
1.Ā Put 300 gram flour into a bowlĀ and make an indent in the middle
2.combine
20 gram yeast
1 tea sp. Brown sugar
3 tbsp milkĀ
mix until smooth
3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside
4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel
let sit till you see bubbles in the dough
5. add
Ā 1/8 liter luke warm milk
30 gram Sugar
one pack of vanilla sugar
a pinch of salt
2 eggsĀ
and knead the dough until smooth
6. put
Ā 1/8 luke warm milk
30 gram of Butter
1 pack of vanilla sugarĀ
into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)
7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk
8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)
Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy
9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit
Behold the Fuck You buffet
Reblogging because revenge IS tasty
And in this case, served hot.
Here's some stuff from the replies and reblogs
"behold the fuck you buffet", yeah man!
It got BETTER!!!!!!
BEGONE TERFS
*pulls out gravity gun from half life and launches the terfs into the atmosphere*
Source
Video of Tama
Follow Ultrafacts for more facts
The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away⦠An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catās funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who havenāt read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. Sheās now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now Iām crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially āsecond tamaā or ātama IIā) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
Iām crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).Ā There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itās a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
āSun-tama-tamaā (a pun off of āSantamaā, lit. āthird Tamaā) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaās successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, āI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.ā [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaās Twitter account.
Every time I see this post thereās new info and it gets better
You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama DaimyÅjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama DaimyÅjin on the anniversary of Tamaās Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus canāt hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
you cannot pass without reblogging guys. iām sorry, i donāt make the rules.
āI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.ā dbhglgjfijihjuijrjupjpetpwmakfoj5jt46pw3q
This is wonderful
this just happened on my dashā¦Ā
it happend again
How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? Theyāre FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!
donāt let the anti-moreos guy see this either
wait for it he has sources
Ā heās here
hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place
Youāre like 15 dude you aināt about to whoop anyoneās ass
I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you Ā have? Ā tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah
This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr
doctor when
bendelick mumberdun. done.Ā
THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS YOU MADE MY DAY
Omg
I CANT BREATH!
I keep seeing post about how younger bloggers donāt know the Moreos guy so I had to bring this backĀ
No one should have that much power, this is scaring me, the moreos then the moreos guy is why I truly canāt sleep at nightā¦
OMG!! I CANāT STOP LAUGHING!
Oreos are the fucking best
The moreos got him. He was only trying to warn us
He refused to consume the Moreos.
So now the Moreos consumed him.
Okay when do I get to make that milk oreas ice pop thing? Thatāll be one of my meals for the day @caffeine-and-tears ⦠it counts right?
ONLY IF YOU EAT A PIECE OF FRUIT OR SOME VEGETABLES AS WELL
Ugh fineeeeee
What the fuck is wrong with you all. Why would you eat thisā¦.All of this post is disgusting.
Also yes. Gay Oreos. Taste Rainbows.
I feel like Iāve seen an ancient artifact
Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.
very good content
Hereās a few Iāve accumulated over the years
Ah, some gold!
Omfg, a goldmine
@estheticallypleased
This is a blessing look at all of these templates
The only day we can reblog this
reblog if you are a queer imbecile and a public menace
my favorite responses so far
he deleted it š
shdjdkkdkdkdhfhdjskksod he was literally the opposite of correct. amazing. https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/03/26/394339284/how-snobbery-helped-take-the-spice-out-of-european-cooking
Complex, contrasting flavors are a hallmark of Indian cooking. They used to dominate Western food, too. What changed? When spices became les
Finally! An answer!
i love when someone makes me a playlist cuz oh?? you were t h i n k i n g of me?? and you thought i might like it?? like the sheer joy i feel bro
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponentās chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
me:
character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*
me:
Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*
Me:
Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*
character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*
me:
Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.
all of these, but in an unmistakably gay way, ya know?
In retrospect Iād like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all timeĀ
Whatever helps him sleep at night; I guess ?š
Oh it gets better