it's a blog

[theoddnoodle]

I haven't posted in like years but here's a VERY quick fry and Leela from Futurama. Not great. It to be fair I am a tipsy lol

[charliedzilla]

In a rat kinda way.

[the-scooby-gang]

Stop with the faces. You guys love Scooby as much as he do.

[the-scooby-gang]

The thrilling sequel

[nottheatretrash]

POLYAM MYSTERY INC POLYAM MYSTERY INC POLYAM MYSTERY INC POLYAM MYST-

[catchymemes]

[theoddnoodle]

[bunniboiblues-deactivated202008]

some of you think hating the fish blog is a personality trait and I’m here to tell you you’re wrong and all your obsessive posts about it “owning” him are boring and clogging up my dash

[bunniboiblues-deactivated202008]

You guys are so fucking pathetic it’s laughable, get a life and stop suicide baiting someone because you personally think they’re annoying.

[yorksilk]

man, idc if you hate the fish blog with your entire being, that’s such a cheap shot and you should be ashamed to make that kind of joke towards someone

[queenophydea]

Regardless of your thoughts on i-am-a-fish this shit isn’t okay.

[frompawntoqueen]

if you are famous on youtube you get money, if you are famous on tumblr you get suicidal idolization from all the kill yourself messages 

[fuckyeahasexual]

I went to go check fish’s blog and people are just spamming “kys” in the comments and I’m only reblogging this here because this is unacceptable behavior and I’m tired of people not realizing how targeted this sort of harassment is. 

[allopropaganda]

Don’t hesitate to think this is in big part because Goldie is an outspoken advocate for ace and trans positvity.

[bananonbinary]

literally, that’s the only ““““problematic”““““ thing they’ve ever done (that they haven’t apologized for and tried to change), the whole blog is just a guy having some fun roleplaying as a fish and making positivity posts. completely silly and inoffensive, even if it doesnt entertain you personally. yall are just evil bullies who think a computer screen gives you complete immunity to torture people, and target anyone who challenges that perceived power.

[iamyourfandomqueen]

Goldie is 19. You guys are bullying a 19-year-old into suicide. In most places, that isn’t even a college graduate.

[linguisticparadox]

The hate against goldie literally did not start until they made a post about including aces and aros in the LGBT+ community. Then suddenly people were digging up the stupidest shit and watching for any slip up. It’s disgusting.

[theoddnoodle]

Someone: you know smoking is bad for you.

Me:....nooooo

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

[inanna76]

Dire

[who-left-the-lid-off-the-jam-de]

Dare

[missmirim]

Bare

[who-left-the-lid-off-the-jam-de]

Bard

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Card

[inanna76]

Care

[chiami-jishin]

Mare

[who-left-the-lid-off-the-jam-de]

Male

[chiami-jishin]

Made

[dharuadhmacha-deactivated201706]

Mode

[little-darkling-poppy-deactivat]

Code

[kitten-bug-deactivated20170726]

Cone

[wasmnowf-deactivated20180327]

Core

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

Cord

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

Lord

[texasflutes]

Lore

[akedhi]

Lyre

[finallyhaunted]

Pyre

[gefdreamsofthesea]

Pare

[lightspun]

part

[patrickdiomedes]

Fart

[kandrakelsier]

farm

[atlas-prime]

Fare

[sneakysnorlax]

Fore

[lifefilledwithstories]

Sore

[tiresas]

Sort

[gl00mpunk]

Soft

[terezi]

Sift

[ghetsisharmonica-moved]

silt!

[librius]

silk

[sharkythefangirl]

Milk

[arsenicgodhead]

Mill

[destyni-is-me]

Mull

[when-we-get-over-yonder]

Mule

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

Male

[sentient-cargo-shorts]

Rale

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

Rule

[return-of-the-trinidude]

Rile

[kyrith-tehren]

Vile

[youvegotthatone-ring-deactivate]

Tile

[foobar-the-great]

Time

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

Lime

[chris-the-mighty-deactivated201]

Like

[fanfictionsandfood]

Hike

[not-a-jackalope]

Bike

[skyflakes-master]

Bake

[kiwikagari-deactivated20180123]

Cake

[patotaes01]

Lake

[that1nonymous-deactivated201808]

Like

[cowboy-z-deactivated20190228]

Bike

[sunshine-soprano]

Bile

[neoptelemus-moved-deactivated20]

File

[arcaneyouth]

Tile

[oakleavesandcoffee]

Tilt

[heyimslightlyobsessed]

Wilt

[virgils-jacket]

Lilt

[honey-sunny-bee]

Kilt

[drakes-hoard]

Kill

[mydogsaresofuckingstupid]

Bill

[lilbeanblr]

Jill

[ace-v-p-d]

Dill

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Doll

[blughblu]

Dole

[thescaryjoke]

pole

[virgilmustbemoody]

Hole

[infinitylester]

sole

[solarlesbo]

sold

[carmillapie-deactivated20210130]

cold

[arborealoctopodes]

mold

[bumblewyrm]

meld

[hugealienpie]

mend

[enrichmentpumpkin]

fend

[toooldforthissh--stuff]

send

[azriona]

Tend

[demonicsymphony]

Tent

[fluentreferencespeaker-deactiva]

Sent

[themigitqueen]

Rent

[cassstopgivingmeincorrectquotes]

Bent

[chaos--moth]

Best

[maddstarr-deactivated20210810]

Beat

[majinie]

belt

[xxschoolnewspaperxx]

Bell

[noya-sunflower]

well

[mimiiqyu-deactivated20180618]

weld

[madicanhandleit-blog]

held

[softmushie]

help

[readenheim]

Hell

[blurryfeather]

Heel

[thiam-cb-blog]

Feel

[mxl-langdxn]

Peel

[crispyghostsposts]

Keel

[goldxxage]

Keen

[down-for-disobedience]

Seen

[funkystickbug]

Been

[friendlyinternetmeerkat]

Bean

[enjoybugs]

Bear

[theinvisiblespoon]

Tear

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

Teal

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Seal

[tomorrow-will-be-good]

Meal

[emmysims4stuff-deactivated20210]

Real

[confinesofpersonalknowledge]

Reel

[wormeaterr]

Reef

[holdyourbreathfornow]

Beef

[uncreated-creation]

Beer

[dason-jean]

Bear

[astraidss]

Bar

[ratboi24601]

Bare

[aro-mackerel]

Barf

[rentalgoose]

Barb

[theunoriginaldaisy]

Bark

[poor-andrey-deactivated20181004]

Lark

[graybloodwood]

Lurk

[salamander-is-eternal-deactivat]

murk

[just-shower-thoughts-x420-blog]

mark

[just-thot-thoughts]

Dark

[just-space-thoughts]

Dank

[the-king-of-lemons]

tank

[maddelyn-the-opossum]

talk

[slumbering-shadows]

balk

[archerestarcher]

bark

[vmprblood]

Lark

[chopinstan-deactivated20251119]

Lurk

[cloudchaser7]

Murk

[mousedetective]

Muck

[buckybarneseyes]

Tuck

[princess-of-the-fandoms]

Puck

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Pack

[megavaporeons]

Pick

[theoddnoodle]

Lick

[deathology]

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

[otherwindow]

Concept: Angels don’t have to wear their halos on their head. 

Turn the halo into a gold collar. 

Shrink it down into a ring or bracelet. 

Turn it into a gold septum. 

Sacred nipple piercings. 

[otherwindow]

please stop telling me about halo cock rings

[updatebug]

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

[batzendrick-deactivated20230703]

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

[tumblunni]

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues

[janefondalesbian-archive-deacti]

girls thighs rb if you agree

[chococri]

[cincodemayonaisee]

WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

[cisnowflake]

Someone should tell these people I will fucking end them.

[blightout-deactivated20210117]

What the actual fuck?!? This is outrageous and disgusting!

[blightout-deactivated20210117]

BOOST THIS even if it doesn’t match your blog theme please

[yourlgbtfriends]

This may not be lbgt related but I couldn’t not reblog it to here. This blog is a platform that gives me a voice and I’m using it. Spread this. please.

[tiddlywynks]

The reason these “demons” are killing pitball puppies is because of how many children/babies pitbulls have killed

[blightout-deactivated20210117]

Every single breed of dog has the potential to kill. Every. Single. One. I have encountered far more violent dalmatians, chowchows, chihuahuas, and others compared to pitbulls. You are disgusting if you think the reported pitbull attacks can justify killing off an entire breed you vile excuse for a human being. 

I am a veterinary science major who has studied many breeds and their behaviors and other traits. You don’t think labs have killed kids? That goldens haven’t? Pitbull attacks are the ones that are showed to media the most, while other instances of breeds attacking is kept on the downlow because of the appearances and stigmas around the breed. The main reasons for pitbull attacks? Their owners. Either they were abused or were not kept inside. Many attacks by dogs are also energetic excited pooches wanting to play but not knowing their strength (it’s how my doberman has left me scratched up).

 I have been attacked by chow mixes, labs, collies, etc, but never a pitbull. I have a pit and she has only ever saved my life MULTIPLE times. You can’t justify the murder of an entire breed.

Killing a breed won’t save kids, responsible dog owners will.

[cincodemayonaisee]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏^^^^^^^^

[you-wanna-fight-bro]

@blightout

Say it louder for the assholes in the back

[blightout-deactivated20210117]

KILLING A BREED WON’T SAVE KIDS, RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNERS WILL. 

[yourlgbtfriends]

Sorry, with the addition I made via my main blog I had to reblog this again

[rentalgoose]

This is so awful. I want to cry.

[dirtwif3]

Pitbulls are super sweet dogs! You can’t make a claim to a certain breed because of how people think they are. If you raise a dog correctly, they shouldn’t be violent. And any species of dog has the potential to kill.

[awildpaige]

Y'all wanna talk about breeds that attack you? Take a look at Jack Russels, Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriors etc. Little dogs that you wouldn’t think about. Do we put them down? No, because we understand that its the minority

The only reason people think pitbulls are vicious is because they used to be used to bait bulls or bears because they’re agile and strong (Don’t believe me? Google it) but even then they had to be trained to do so

Pitbulls can also be the most gentle dogs you’ll ever meet, the only issue with a pitbull is they will defend themselves (like any other animal would when threatened) but they have really strong jaws and quick reflexes so when they do the attacker will be the one hurt

Literally any dog can attack you, kill you, whatever if they’re treated poorly or they’re having a bad day and you get on their wrong side because they’re dogs which are animals

Pitbulls are wrongfully demonized and this behaviour is disgusting

[puppygirlren]

It’s as the adage goes, the dog is only as bad as the owner. Fuck those disgusting monsters.

[chi-chi-tianshi]

People are disgusting. 

[ares-skittles]

Hey, want somebody to focus your hate on who actually deserves it? Try these dick weeds.

[seeyoucowpoke-deactivated201605]

[ghostine-deactivated20151123]

If you brought me to an arcade as a kid and this mother fucker was there that was it. It was mine for the rest of the night. Back off.

[unsettlingstories]

Even I need to contribute positivity sometimes.

[swampwulf-deactivated20181204]

Bonus: you have WON the game. You are now free of it and are now authorized to pass along inhibits to others without constraint.

[inthetags]

Reblog this and put your zodiac sign, whether you prefer the ocean or the woods, coffee or tea, sunrise or sunset, dragons or monsters, and pink or blue.

[theoddnoodle]

Aquarius, woods, coffee, sunset, monsters, and blue. Though I love every single one