Welcome To My Esteemed Estate

[kaidenchii]

Bloodymary x WHA (combining my two niche because i can)

[bsestate]

We welcome such Divine works of Art.

Much Thanks your Grace.

[owwllly]

suguru geto and zuko before a fight

[bsestate]

With Great Hair Comes Great Responsibility

👁️👄👁️

[bsestate]

“Feed us your girls”

[angkis]

[bsestate]

Excuse me, your Grace. Tis simply magnificent.

The estate is surely blessed with thy art.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

child of divorce yuuji my beloved 💔

[iwatchthe-bees]

do you like dancing?

[erizabethgukgak]

man i love tumblr

[bsestate]

Blessed it the Gods have given thy gift to the estate. Your grace your art is simply Magnificent

[owwllly]

old yuji and megumi

[simoondraws]

You get me closer to God

[bsestate]

Blessed Artist the estate greatly thanks thee for such marvelous works.

[taylsthetrap]

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I am Mimosa, god of the sea

[bsestate]

I am BeEs, god of war

[sreppub]

gotham knights jaybygirl.

[bsestate]

Yes. Please and Tank You

[fairytale-villain]

A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

[quarterinthequeerjar]

“If I am unashamed of being queer, you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur.”

[dani-kin]

you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur

[brinconvenient]

EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT BEFORE YOU HAS TAKEN THE ROCKS AND BOTTLES AND MADE THEM INTO SHIELDS AND WINDCHIMES

Holy motherfucking shit. Don’t fucking come at me about Queer is a slur. I FUCKING KNOW IT IS. It was hurled at me like a fucking spear all through my youth. I know it’s a god damn slur. And it’s mine. You don’t get to take it away from me because you can’t take also away the scars it gave me while I was standing in front of my younger queer siblings in this community. 

[jenroses]

always, always reblog this one.

[kyraneko]

If my enemy swings a sword at me and I take that sword away from them, it’s my sword now. And the person telling me I can’t use it because it belongs to my enemy and I have to give it back to them sounds quite a bit like an enemy themselves.

[excalibelle]

^^ god that analogy

[serakosumosu]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Yesssssssssss.

[dkgwrites]

This came around again, but it’s worth sharing and remembering.  You have the right to only accept certain words be used to describe you, but so does everyone else.

[aqueerkettleofish]

I have this bookmarked to through at people who DM me about using the word Queer.

[ultimatebottom69]

Look who is going to be my pinted Bill ?

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

[micaxiii]

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

[darkwingsnark]

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

[journal-three]

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

[looney-mooney]

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

What the fuck became of my post

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

[romansleftshoulderpad]

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

What the FUCK

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

[ironwoman359]

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

@looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.

[looney-mooney]

@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.

Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.

But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.

I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an “arranged relationship turns to true love” story than an “enemies to lovers” one.

‘’You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it’s a match made in heaven. But it wasn’t always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues … like a bad blind date!

Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didn’t even know what kind of an animal he was. Who’s ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve … always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.

Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!

Now I wouldn’t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but that’s just what I do.

So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn’t perfect, don’t despair! It gets better … usually.’’

I’d say both are correct

Me knowing almost nothing about Phineas and Ferb but reading this entire post anyway 

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

Foeplay*

[strangewomanwithanefariousagenda]

where’s that post about the OWCA agents just being emotional support animals for the “evil” scientists

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

HERE

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I’m surprised at how nobody mentioned how much the show ships them itself. It’s not just the fans’ whim

(Not pictured: the whole Peter the Panda’s arc)

In conclusion: The show wants you to ship them

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

EVERYBODY WAKE UP. It’s canon now. (one sided at least) Checkmate. The post is over

[dwampyverse-content]

I FINALLY SAW THIS IN PERSON AND IT’S GOTTEN EVEN BETTER!!!

[silent0nyx]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING???

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Do you like the colors of Perryshmirtz?

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[dragonner0]

I apologize I was expecting a day of depressed brooding and silently crying in my room not Perryshmirtz: a deep dive into quite possibly most fascinating and unique relationships in modern media

[bsestate]

Tis simply Marvelous

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

[kenas-artstuff]

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[bisquid]

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

[i-say-ok]

ok!

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[greetings-inferiors]

I will never not reblog Brutus my beloved

[theroundbartable]

Ok but this is so good. The bit with “you look so uncomfortable, we’re not putting you through that” means so much to me!!!

[bsestate]

✨Brutus✨ my long lost beloved 🥹. Tis been too long without thy. The Estate gladly welcomes you so.

[im-perfectly-normal-about-this]

Hey, @netflix,

the people want Dead Boy Detectives Season 2 (and beyond).

-xoxo, A (as of yet) Paying Costumer and DBD Fan <3

[papysanzo]

You know what you have to do:

Send a letter to Netflix:

Netflix, Inc.

121 Albright Way

Los Gatos, CA 95032, USA

[alltimefail]

Also if you guys need a little motivation to fight, The Cat King himself is in our corner encouraging us to not lose hope 💜.

(Source)

We can do this! This cast believes in us just like we believe in them, and that speaks volumes. We are in this together!

KEEP FIGHTING!

[melefim]

Just gonna leave this here:

[papysanzo]

HELLOOOOOOO keep helping us!!

[bsestate]

@netflix pls

[unicorngunter]

Мертві хлопці детективи 🥰💖

[bsestate]

@netflix For the love everything Ungodly, please Renew DEAD BOYS DETECTIVES. It’s too good to end this soon

[papysanzo]

In no show have I ever seen a declaration as beautiful as the one Charles made to Edwin on the stairs of hell.

I was worried that they would make him say the usual stereotypical things, I was worried that Charles would look at him differently.

None of this happened. Charles' declaration was one of the most beautiful I have ever heard in my entire life. And even if it had been that Charles would never have reciprocated Edwin's feelings in that way, Charles's feelings were obvious depth.

So deep as to go to hell without a second thought. So deep as to console Edwin several times in hell. So deep that he never felt the need to be uncomfortable with Edwin but, indeed, in the last scene it is Charles who leans toward Edwin and touches him shoulder to shoulder and smiles broadly.

This show has my soul and my most complete and sincere gratitude. I cried, the first time Charles answered in that way at Edwin. And I cried yesterday over the cancellation.

But I'll be here forever, waiting and demanding season 2. Because this is too beautiful to let it go.