Fae

literally an eldritch goddess beyond human comprehension

[goddessofsmalldeath]

IM BACKKKKKK

[goddessofsmalldeath]

Every time I open tumblr (as in, once every year or so) it is akin to an elder god rousing from slumber

[capnsoapy]

it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

[capnsoapy]

this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating

and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage

[dovewithscales]

Also primes you for awareness that there are a lot of people who like a lot of things you don’t like or even that make you uncomfortable, and that is okay, has nothing to do with their character, and is also none of your business.

[fittingoutjane]

It’s always good practice. Remember that minding your own business costs $0 and has numerous health benefits.

[bulletstapes]

“Having freaky friends to immunise you against moral panic” is a take so good I can’t believe I don’t hear it more often.

[digitaldiscipline]

"I have been attending the Devil's sacrament with you perverts for three weeks straight and you haven't awakened a fucking thing in me."

[chaoticroad]

Howl's Moving Castle + Scenery

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love plushies of Less Huggable Animals like fish & bugs & shit especially the really specific ones u find at like museum/zoo gift shops theyre so so good & important to our ecosystem i would die for my sturgeon plush

[ja-khajay]

OP you should check out this eBay shop which has a collection of prehistoric animal plushies starting from pre-Cambrian invertebrates and ranging up modern fish, amphibians and insects

Some highlights

[guerrillatech]

[sealinne]

same moment different angle

[bonnibeldam]

[whitmerule]

The bullet bandolier over the skirts is a look. 😌

[niuniente]

Princess Mononoke’s mother wolf Moro and Howl’s Moving Castle’s Witch of the Waste are both voiced by a famous singer and drag queen Akihiro Miwa.

Akihiro Miwa (born in 1935) is one of the most prominent queer icon in Japanese history, who survived the atomic bombing of Nagasaki (his hometown) during WW2.

This clip is from a document How Princess Mononoke Was Born (1998)

Here’s a video clip of the finishes scene in the movie between Moro and Ashitaka.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Cursed knowledge: The guy who made the "none pizza with left beef pizza order (Steven Molaro) would later go on to be the co-creator and showrunner for Young Sheldon.

[outerspacebassman]

I have taken actual psychic damage

[nyxnell]

*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devil’s trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a

[friendlyfrankenstein]

please slow down I can only eat so fast

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[bluedelliquanti]

[weaver-z]

I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever

[weaver-z]

I'm OBSESSED with how quickly this gets to the point. Welcome to Dead House. It will just kill you.

[rianphin]

[sporegobble]

[bugpumpkin]

[daraamsel]

[mightycnidarians]

[syrva]

[sonotdracula]

[headspace-hotel]

i tried it with my mom

[shadow-guardian-anabiel]

[mercifulangel]

what did they mean by this...

[gordon-freeman-official]

>looking for a new church

>ask the church if their god is crunchy or chewy

>girl doesnt understand

>i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is crunchy and what is chewy

>she laughs and says "its a good god sir"

>its chewy

[unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated]

Every time I see Tom Cruise I think of a super old AVClub article written by some guy who works in the film industry about how weird celebrities are as humans and the story he told about how they were hanging out on set eating ice cream and Tom suddenly laughed awkwardly and said “it’s so great how there’s no gay people around, right guys?” I’m paraphrasing but barely

[unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated]

Here’s the real account

[anagramofbrat]

Hold up was this Bronson Pinchot?

[glossylalia]

“Some guy who works in the film industry.” I can’t believe we get this content for free.

[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

Posts from your "crushes"

"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)

"Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

[ekinofantom]

I mainly reblog to find this again easily lol