Joosh...

Yea, This is just the place that I collect things that I think are funny and what not. So, yea, enjoy, I suppose.

[glitchgeek]

Reblog to give a nonbinary person a warm cup of soup.

[tikkety-tok]

[justjooshing]

The one peeking around the corner in the back though!!

[xandrakeart]

Visit Original Link

hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet

[busket]

some, once, the worl gonna (INHALE) i aint arpest the sheh. he was kinda a thing and a the shape and L her four. WELL, they coming and coming, rules and out running. temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (record scratch) and if you dont…

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…

it’s a -tsk- and they colder! you’re now, wait older! but the men beg to, judging by the h. satellite. the ice we’s. getting pretty, waters getting might as well. worlds on! how bout. thats the way never get

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…

(random discordant whistling and record scratches)

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo!!! shootn staa….

some once a spare change for need to self a this place. i said ye! what a cons. i could you a fuel mas. we could use a…CHAAAAAY! WELL!  they coming and coming, rules and out running! temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (GO!) and if you dont!!!

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo! shoot staa go moe! n’ all that glisto! shoot staa go moe!

[raineymazecave]

well that just mackles my more

[justjooshing]

yknow what, that really hoobas my stank

[bellanicole422]

D

[mrbrojangles]

[passcety-deactivated20170720]

[radiumdesu]

Low fat yo

[s0ckiess]

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

[gamecubist]

fat free yort

[tealfruit]

I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort

[10kbeez]

weigh waters ened

[everythingfox]

HAPPY HOPS

[badjokesbyjeff]

[At the scene of the murder] Cop 1: This seems racially motivated.

Cop 2: Hate crime?

Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop.

[southernsideofme]

[catchymemes]

[justjooshing]

Ok, but the comedic timing? Perfection.

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[homofauxbic]

give a man some salsa and you feed him for a day. teach a man to salsa and you can probably hook him up with some hot latina girls or something idk

[personalgremlin]

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

[scumfuckus]

about as big as the car i’m drivin’ on down to the loveshack, baby

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Queer Eye (2018)

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Extra Fabulous Comics

[jokesontoast]

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

[magnumbot-deactivated20240227]

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

[09nerorelatable]

Pokemon and Digimon

[horuss-moved234567865-deactivat]

sun and moon

[miyushinoharaofficial]

super trans and mega trans

[mcfucko-deactivated20180520]

chungo and scrungus

[dfbdbdghngfnfgngfnghfghghfh-dea]

salt and pepper

[inter5tellas]

Neither and both

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

Nintendogs 1 & 2

[goth-gay]

handmaiden and fuedal lord

[filthyheretic-deactivated201901]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[thatstoomanypilots]

Team lads and team gents

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

Mario and Luigi

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

Tom and Jerry

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Ass and tiddies

[cultural-goldmanism]

Star Trek and Star Wars

[yteicosanievilew]

Simon and garfunkel

[realvladimirlenin-deactivated20]

Primmie and techie

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

Marina and The Diamonds

[butchmachine]

Grump and Not So Grump

[twynkdeth]

Bread and butter

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ramones and Clash

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Coke and Pepsi

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Skype and Oovoo.

[psychophancy-deactivated2021072]

Derek and The Dominos

[irltrash]

the proletariat and the bourgeois

[iamfuckingtrash]

feudal lords and handmaidens

[soulsingerinasessionband]

Dungeons and dragons

[gaylawyersmoved-deactivated2020]

narumitsu and narumayo

[acecourses-blog]

kinder and milka

[don8boost]

benny and the jets

[discourseofficial]

florence and the machine

[you-arent-queer]

shrek & the bee movie

[movedto-sceneboyfriend]

Xbox and pc

[melskunk]

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

Naruto & Sasuke

[soft-pink-wilfy]

Ben & Jerry’s

[kotilae]

Offense and Defense

[panic-at-the-badger-burrow]

Peanut butter and jelly

[booksarebetterthanpeople]

Coffee and tea

[catgirlwerewolf]

Owl and city

[drafted-to-the-skeleton-war]

Lamb and beef

[gonda-deactivated20210511]

My type and not my type

[lahnce-moved]

Ihop and Denny’s

[thespace-dragon]

Mcdonalds and burger king

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

Coke and Pepsi

[clownfactories]

Jedi & Sith

[blaxkula]

Sharks and Jets

[transicon]

sans and komaeda

[g-mecube]

Joestars and Brandos

[wulfric-schwarzfell-deactivated]

Alliance and Horde

[lamafeeling]

Valor and Mystic

[irvine--kinneas]

Dipper & Mabel 

[somebody-anxious-deactivated202]

Ruby & Sapphire

[sludgebat]

nutritious & delicious

[anti-transphobia]

furries & scalies

[morag-thong-deactivated20180914]

Overwatch and tf2

[the-wicked-rad-and-hella-deacti]

ocean and sky

[official-contrabassoon]

Paydays and Whatchamacallits

[howdramaful]

Fred and George

[incorrect-ii-quotes]

team epic and team chicken leg

[icemintfreeze]

Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island

[ask-joey-drew-deactivated201705]

ruby and sapphire

[stf-archived-deactivated2020100]

*.Flowey and Asriel.

[lunaria-tsukano97-deactivated20]

Undertale and FNAF

[donna-dot-paella]

Gryffindor and Slytherin

[trollyxzx]

Salt and Sugar

[kiseki-kisetsu-deactivated20180]

μ’s and Aqours

[pointlessfoxglove]

Black and white

[lukalino]

Apple and android

[join-the-doge-side-luke]

Mini and Wumbo

[sorta-phantastic-deactivated202]

Dan and Phil

[amazingaveru-deactivated2018121]

DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic

[scumbagsblog]

Hobo and Glunkus

[lostqueenambrose]

Ketchup & Mayo

[impossiblerebelblaze]

chocolate and vanilla

[gothicway]

ketchup and mustard

[nucl34rb0y]

Grandes bites à viande

[tinycinnamonbun]

Batman and robin

[thezachsterisawesome]

Marvel and DC

[scp-1337-deactivated20181215]

Markiplier and Darkiplier

[cnjandhdonejxksndh-deactivated2]

humans + dancers

[jevilcore]

Trans and Turbo Trans

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

gamers and goths

[toothworms-deactivated20201228]

chardelia and whizvin

[millidew]

Jesse and James

[mcchillmydude]

Buttered popcorn and not buttered popcorn

[sweetest-garlic]

Goths and preps

[flutejesus]

people who blow and people who poke

[piccolojesus]

Euphoniums and tubas

[flower-beaannn]

Night and day

[grandtheftcanoe]

Shirts & Skins

[panicforthefangirls]

The flash and The Arrow

[justinshow]

Leg and dary

[ladeedayda]

Hot and hotter

[buttonheart]

Drake and Josh

[digilici]

Lapis and Peridot

[derovalfnolem]

Snails and moths

[yehudah]

popuko and pipimi

[aceofsquiddles]

Mechanoid and hologram

[greencow]

Violin and viola

[newyorkcitywater]

Treble clef and bass clef

[nikomorti]

Pork and Beans

[sword-and-nightingale]

Butch and Sundance

[maybound]

google chrome and internet explorer

[barley-and-rye-deactivated20260]

Zues and Zues 2: the better one

[holy-shit-look]

Round hat and pointy hat

[steg-o-sore-us-deactivated20190]

chase brody and angst

[fishingscam]

espeon and umbreon

[louisthewarlock]

Star trek and star wars

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

Repeating an answer because you didn’t read it & making an answer of your own

[freetheirknees-deactivated20181]

facebook and pinterest

[gaygoblinhours-deactivated20200]

Tumblr & Twitter

[thelanguageoflovers]

Tweedledee and tweedledum

[rosethevoid]

Night and day

[smooththegoofyshark]

Amore and a moray

[justjooshing]

Pomp and Circumstance

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour