trying on a metaphor
we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@lusxnei6
ok i regret not unmuting this earlier
the wailing phantom
This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.
new tag game!
what are your fandoms in law? not the fandoms you're in, but the fandoms that your mutuals are in so much that you see the stuff on your dash a lot
for me its bleach, KOTLC(I read the books I just forgot and I'm not part of the fandom) Star Trek, supernatural and doctor who
@teenytinydinosaurs @glassesgirlies @saphhoandstrawberries @nowhere-4ever @apjofan @kit-and-kaboodle-02 @luna1ol @rambling-rosee @minorlyobssesedwithginger @sabitha-is-magical @guiltyy-as-s1n @inverted-scorpio-33 @laymedowninthedirt @wavescyber @ezra-didntreallyfall @thetravelingfrogwizard @randomwholocker @phinksyhxhfan @unassumingcavegoblin @icedcoffee2809 @mrbuggyknot @ihavenoconsistentinterests @anders-chr @wisegirl42 @i-would-download-a-car @xombilog @jellyfishspacereality @rainbowhyperfixation @bookloveralina @tremendoustragedybard @bpd-swiftie @penpen363 @belladonna413 @sunshine-fahey @inedibleplastic @littlemisslucygay @alastorsluttylittlehipsway @chronicallyonlinebitch @chess-choco-chronicles @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @gossamer-daydream
and anyone else who wants!
oh this one is funny i like it. (also my url changed!! im not glassesgirlies anymore bc it gave me dysphoria :3) obviously good omens, but also next to normal and hadestown (jack wolfe generally), uhhh it was epic the musical before i got into that as well, oh yeah and KOTLC. Wait and spiderman too.
@myphycopharmacologist @hyyl18 (sorry i havent responded to ur tags recently i swear i meant to) @lusxnei6 @mayonaisie @purple-dinosaur27 @swiftievolturra @7975348473 i think this is the extent of moots who dont mind being tagged.
im so happy i reblogged epic so much i got u into it
ummm for mine its like alot of poets idk and uhh also project hail mary i see alot of
new tag game!
what are your fandoms in law? not the fandoms you're in, but the fandoms that your mutuals are in so much that you see the stuff on your dash a lot
for me its bleach, KOTLC(I read the books I just forgot and I'm not part of the fandom) Star Trek, supernatural and doctor who
@teenytinydinosaurs @glassesgirlies @saphhoandstrawberries @nowhere-4ever @apjofan @kit-and-kaboodle-02 @luna1ol @rambling-rosee @minorlyobssesedwithginger @sabitha-is-magical @guiltyy-as-s1n @inverted-scorpio-33 @laymedowninthedirt @wavescyber @ezra-didntreallyfall @thetravelingfrogwizard @randomwholocker @phinksyhxhfan @unassumingcavegoblin @icedcoffee2809 @mrbuggyknot @ihavenoconsistentinterests @anders-chr @wisegirl42 @i-would-download-a-car @xombilog @jellyfishspacereality @rainbowhyperfixation @bookloveralina @tremendoustragedybard @bpd-swiftie @penpen363 @belladonna413 @sunshine-fahey @inedibleplastic @littlemisslucygay @alastorsluttylittlehipsway @chronicallyonlinebitch @chess-choco-chronicles @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @gossamer-daydream
and anyone else who wants!
oh this one is funny i like it. (also my url changed!! im not glassesgirlies anymore bc it gave me dysphoria :3) obviously good omens, but also next to normal and hadestown (jack wolfe generally), uhhh it was epic the musical before i got into that as well, oh yeah and KOTLC. Wait and spiderman too.
@myphycopharmacologist @hyyl18 (sorry i havent responded to ur tags recently i swear i meant to) @lusxnei6 @mayonaisie @purple-dinosaur27 @swiftievolturra @7975348473 i think this is the extent of moots who dont mind being tagged.
I had this girl in my class and she was considered to be like really dumb. She’d ask a ton of doubts and questions in class, which everybody would consider to be “stupid"and “silly” and even the teachers would often taunt her but she’d never stop asking. But the thing was that she’d almost always top the class examinations and everyone was like???? They all thought she was cheating and stuff and obviously even the teachers were very biased because she wasn’t so ‘smart’ in class, and she was regularly accused of cheating. But nobody could prove that she was actually cheating but the whole class and teachers totally believed that she did. I’m pretty socially awkward so I never really talked to her, but she was leaving school this year and I was genuinely curious about how she was so good during exams and how she didn’t let everyone’s remarks affect her. She always used to sit and hang out with only one girl, and she told me that that friend of hers was severely socially anxious and she’d lag in studies because she couldn’t bring herself to ask doubts in class or ask for help from others. So they had this system where during lectures her friend would write down any question she had, and she would ask them for her. And I was just so touched??? Idk but it really changed the way I looked at people?? This girl endured taunts and jeers and borderline bullying for being “stupid” when she was actually really smart and could easily have refused to ask such doubts for her friend but she did?? And brushed off everything others would throw at her for her friend?? I was just, idk it just really changed me in some way.
i need to lock the fuck in
YES WRITE THAT ESSAY
affirmations for my printer:
you are not out of paper
you have so much paper
it’s okay to function as intended
you are not out of ink
i just refilled that cartridge last month
you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to
you’re allowed to print things
I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline
characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)
fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48
Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.
Song 11 of 40
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
Tooru
Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight
if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor
and yet
I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET
Today I discovered that melting ice makes a sound— it cracks, pops, fizzes and hisses like demonic Rice Krispies. Apparently it has to do with pressurized air bubbles and fractures from expansion, but this leads to a question which National Geographic already answered for me:
Which is similarly heavy handed but also extremely freaking metal
Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.
Just wondering :)
Ok.
Blueish grey, Virgo, Spring
@cluckyhylian @moonflower-wings-of-fire @samthelocalshadow @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy
dark brown TvT
Gemini (im an ai guys)
Summer cuz no school
Dark teal, Leo, and Autumn
@biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @bardorsomethinglikethat @ellie-moonbeam
Ooo thats a pretty eye color wren :3
Hazel green, Aries, Autumn
@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18 @ellie-moonbeam @mustard-in-a-bottle @theaterkidest2009 @valdezsimp02
Black (really black promise), Leo, Winter
@rustytyperwriter @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @achillesfinch14 @wolf-john-wolf @kiraandhervibes @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @leninthestarlight @glassesghosties + open tags
idfk it changes all the time but lets just say hazel, pisces, anddddddd autumn :]
@myphycopharmacologist @ink-stained-ambition @lusxnei6 @queerbookbitch + open tagsss
ty for tags hahaha
brown lol...aries and taurus (i'm a cusp child woohoo), and summer!
open tagssss
Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me
hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.