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goddamnshinyrock

oh god what is going on now

goddamnshinyrock

guys calm down, you can still draw fictional people naked

vaspider

#just not fucking.#I can live with that.#honestly this is slightly irritating but not ‘THE SKY IS FALLING’

Yyyyyeah except they’ve already:

purged the ‘chronic pain’ tag

purged the ‘top surgery’ tag

made ‘trans’ tag inaccessible to non-functional

deleted a bunch of chronic illness blogs

deleted a bunch of chronic pain and chronic illness posts from blogs they’ve left (like mine)

This isn’t just about ‘oh no you can’t look at people fucking anymore’ (even though lots of sex workers are losing their means of supporting themselves). This goes a lot further, with a lot more chilling effects.

The sexualizing of things like ‘top surgery’ or declaring all ‘trans’ tagged things to be … sexual… is really, REALLY fucked up. Never mind the fact that ‘chronic pain’ had NOTHING to do with sexiness, and we’ve been given no explanation as to why disabled people were considered acceptable collateral damage.

vaspider

ALSO I had a post flagged earlier today for a cartoon picture of Mario in a bathing suit. Mario, from Super Mario Brothers.

Someone else reported a picture of a cartoon scorpion with a hard hat on being flagged as pornography. Tagging things as ‘queer’ or ‘gay’ gets them flagged NSFW. (Hey, guess what I’d been tagging my t-shirts, because they’re pride stuff? Oh right. Queer. Gay. Pride.)

This is a fucking problem, let’s not blow it off.

thebibliosphere

I know some people are too young (or simply weren’t involved in fandom back then) to remember what went down with livejournal and a couple of other sites “back in the day”, but it all started out as “it’s okay, we’re just removing the nasty porn”, and then “okay well, just make sure you put your porn behind a cut, no, wait jk you need to host it externally, a link is fine, maybe” and pretty much devolved swiftly into “actually sweety, LGBT content is inherently NSFW by default because it might make the kiddies gay if we expose them to it, so y’all need to leave now byyyeeee”.

Like…that happened. And it took nearly a decade for the fandom spaces to recover and stabilize and to get to the point where LGBT content creators could host their content without being told “you’re not welcome here” and I’m just sitting here, watching as youtube demonetizes LGBT content creators, and Facebook flags up LGBT ads as “inappropriate” and now tumblr is going through the queer and gay tags and just mass blanketing it as inappropriate, while actual pornbots and nazis wind up in my recommended feed.

Like I am uncomfortable y’all. I am looking around at everything I’ve built and all the friends I’ve made and I know we’re all looking for the next safe space to jump to while hoping we don’t lose each other overnight like “the olden days” where you’d wake up and your fave blogger was just gone.

And usually it was because they’d drawn or written something as simple yet explicit as a kiss. It was just the wrong kind of kiss.

So yea, the sky is not falling, but the ice under our feet sure is making worrying sounds.

nevidimochka

watercolor tips and tricks

some tips and tricks that have seriously helped me in excelling at watercolour

1. PAPER WEIGHT. for the love of god do not use any paper under 110-120 lbs to paint with watercolour, a very VERY wet medium that will soak clean through the paper if it’s not thick enough (most paper pads sold at craft stores have the weight listed on them. printer paper is around 20 lbs, sketch pads will be about 60 lbs, IDEAL watercolour paper 140 lbs+). i use only 140 lb paper for my serious watercolour works. canson and strathmore are my favourite brands

2. there’s no need to have very expensive watercolour paints, but it is important to use something better than crayola. my dad gave me a 24-pan windsor&newton watercolour set when i was 8 and these are still the paints i use today (i was a very careful child, but i never even had to replace my paint pans after almost 10 years either, so this brand, while super expensive, lasts and earns my gold star.) some other cheaper options are: x and x

3. if you’re going to be using watercolours, prepare to use WATER. so many people forget this, but it’s so important to realise this media is meant to look translucent, so you should see the paper through the paint. if you can’t see it, then you’re using the paints as if they’re gouache or acrylics, so try using more water and work with lighter colours.

OKAY NOW FOR THE ACTUAL TRICKS

4. SALT

quite overused in watercolour but it’s so freaking cool it can be pardoned. *remember for all of these effects, you have to use lots of water with the paint for it to work!

5. ALCOHOL/VODKA/HAND SANITIZER IF YOU’RE LAZY LIKE ME

you have to be very careful here because the second image can turn into the first if you use too much alcohol and it soaks through the water and paint gets in the spot, so be sure to experiment plenty before using this!!

but yeah you can use whatever clear alcohol you can find and it does p much the same thing

6. LIGHT SKIN TONES

okay while the darker skin tones are more easily achievable with browns and additional yellows/blues/reds to bring out the undertone, light skintones are hard as hell to make with watercolour because it’s hard to even think of what to mix. think no more!

YELLOW OCHRE + ANY PURPLE = perfect skintone you can play around with. adding more of yellow or purple will give you either cool or warm skin tones you can build up on and layer until they’re the proper value. remember to use purple/cool shadows with skin in compositions with normal lighting!

7. PAYNE’S GREY

and finally to repeat my previous post, use PAYNE’S GREY instead of black for a richer, darker colour in your painting. don’t use black unless your entire composition has warm colours, but even then, try to use a very dark brown instead of black.

8. WHITE

finally, it’s very important to mention this: never use the white watercolour they sometimes give you. EVER. EVER. dilute your paint with water instead to get a lighter value, or else you’re not using watercolour to its full extent (which is something you might struggle with if you’re used to using acrylics or oil)

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that’s all i can think of at the top of my head, but if you have any questions or need further brand recommendations etc, feel free to message me!

bulbabushka

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that

emmmpty

Perfect

the-neon-pineapple

you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class

“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g

venusian--eye-deactivated201606

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

dapperpea

My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.

“did I lock the door-”

captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door

zetsubonna

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

merelyimmortal

I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady

“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”

thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off

thatoneqprblog-blog

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

disabledfeministvoice

Reblogging this for a friend.

ryncoon

This is extremely helpful. Intrusive thoughts are intrusive because they go AGAINST our personality/desires/values. So characterizing them as an outsider saying dumb shit to you takes a lot of the burden off, I find. That nasty horrible thing didn’t really come from me, it came from the malfunction henceforth known as [whatever you wanna call it]. Mine usually come in the form of suggestions/urges for…. really bad things to do. And instead of getting worked up over how could I think such a HORRENDOUS thing, I can reply with a little ‘haha how about not. Jerk.’

We can’t control them, but we can control how we respond to them.

labelleizzy

i call them brainweasels, and the first time naming them and then telling them to STFU and then they DID? MAGIC.

flightsofwonder

I imagine my intrusive thoughts in Skeletor’s voice, and let me tell you, they are a lot less scary when you add “NYEH HEH HEH” to the end of each intrusive thought.

the-rain-monster

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

vastderp

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

roachpatrol

hello

isozyme

oooooh this is so nice!

ransomdracalis

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

fuckingrecipes

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING.

fleetfootfox-deactivated2019011

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

vrabia

I HAVE BEEN USING THIS COOKBOOK FOR MONTHS AND IT’S AMAZING 100/10 RECOMMENDING EVERYWHERE

(just to give you an idea, my food budget is 30 euro/week at most [about $38] and I have to maintain a healthy diet due to weird medication side-effects and yeah, basically this book is a lifesaver if you’re broke but need to watch what you’re eating)

adramofpoison

Reblog to save a life. Because it’s easy to find food for $4/day, but most of it tends to be garden variety junkfood

natashakhan

(The pdf is free, I repeat, the pdf is free)

dinuguan

trashboat

my favourite part of this image is how professionally she is delivering that slap

imposterogers

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

curlicuecal

domestication syndrome is one of the coolest findings from recent genetics

curlicuecal

Yes!

Basically scientists have found that if you start selecting for people-friendly animals, you see a bunch of hypothetically unrelated traits start showing up in all sorts of mammal species: floppy ears, piebald/patterned coats, etc.

This is true for everything from cows to dogs to rats! One of the coolest long term studies on this has been the Russian fox experiments.

So essentially the science goes like this:

You have two copies of every genes, one from each parent.

We tend to simplify genetics, and say that for every single gene you have it is random,l coin flip which copy you pass on to you offspring. We also tend think of genes as a 1:1 ratio of genes—>traits.

But! This is not quite the case.

Genes have a specific physical location and order relative to each other on your chromosomes, and the chance of genes being inherited together goes up the closer together they are located. This means random, unrelated traits can wind up being more commonly inherited together in specific patterns just because those genes are located close together, and you don’t get that completely random reshuffling of two parent’s traits. Some of them tend to stay “stuck” together.

This is called linkage, and it’s why you often see red hair, pale skin, and freckles together, for example.

The second factor that plays into this is that a lot of times 1 gene affects several different traits (or several different genes affect 1 trait). This means that sometimes you really *can’t* untangle two traits because they have a similar cause. For example, say genes for increased aggression are responsible both for making a spider a better hunter (pro) and making a spider more likely to eat its offspring (con). Because the same gene is the cause of both things, natural selection can’t really untangle them.

Circling back to the redhead/freckles/pale skin example, these traits are affected by a number of different genes, but also one gene in particular: MCR1, a gene that changes how your body responds to hormones promoting melanin production. Again, one gene related to pigment production can affect a BUNCH of different traits. (And also skin cancer risk. Fun!)

Domestication Syndrome in mammals turns out to be due to both linkage and genes affect by multiple traits!

See, when we domestic animals we want them to be friendlier/less aggressive, which normally translates to less FEARFUL.

And it turns out that the same genes involved in adrenal responses and other stress reactions are also involved in melanin, cartilage, and bone production. So when we domesticate animals we get these recurring changes in pigmentation (white patches, piebald costs), floppy ears (cartilage), shorter muzzles and other changes in physical stature (bone growth), etc.

We also wind up selecting for a lot of neotenic genes in general— that is, retention of childhood traits into adulthood. That’s because baby animals tend to have lots of friendly/trusting/biddable/curious traits we are looking for.

And honestly, who can say no to a face like this?

ps, since it was mentioned:

the same genes involved in domestication probably help animals form social groups in general. if you need to get along with and trust strangers you need a decrease in the panic/aggression genes.

cats, for example, probably domesticated themselves when they started living close to each other and to humans to feed off of pests in grain silos.

and yeah, some some recent theories suggest humans may have ‘domesticated’ themselves:

7th-seraph

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

bardofspades

J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

itsblueandboxy

tyleroakley

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

starkstrider

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

enjolrasjosette

Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you

femmecrip-deactivated20151212

Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)

priscillabaker

Me, a mobile user:

shinonart

Familiars . My cats Saku and Speedy as astrals! I realized I don’t draw my cats enough, had a scrap piece of watercolour paper lying around and some free time on my hands so I made this. . . . . #animal #animalart #petportrait #cat #cats #space #galaxy #fantasyart #fantasy #painting #traditionalpainting #traditionalartist #traditionalart #watercolourpainting #watercolour #watercolor #instart #instartist #artistsoninstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BoWH16PgnEL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=772joqtuydig

05637-deactivated20190328

at what point did tumblr start turning so violent. why are some of you out there fishing for problems in literal innocuous content.

05637-deactivated20190328

what i’m referring to is stuff like people actively trying to find “problematic” material on WarriorMale and slandering the xkit guy until the both of them went on indefinite hiatus

why are you all so angry and violent.

gryffnwing-blog

Wait. What happened to @warriormale Who fucked with that gentle soul? This website needs to stop while it’s ahead.

warriormale

Hey everybody I’m alive, well and training and fighting every day!

I update my blog all the time and writing my book too.

If these guys are so pissed at me, maybe they should get in the cage with me and get on with it!

Talk is cheap.

Bring it on!

Fight me!

WarriorMale

taragrimface

i would storm the gates of hell with you

tiralatele

itwashotwestayedinthewater

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

ruelukas22

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

elodieunderglass

he went fishing for compliments and he earned them

whetstonefires

i was like ‘will he ever see that skateboard again’ and then I was like ‘oh good job’ and then i was like ‘THAT IS NOT SKATEBOARD.’

prussianmemes

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

hazoret

Wait there’s another one of these

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.