saturnzz

saturnz-any pronouns-a random shit blog. enjoy my dumb headcanons and horrible art. proship, terf, and transmed dni.

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

hmmm..

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

doodles

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

the tallest!!

hi I’m back, have this as an apology lmao. click on the image for higher quality

redraw of this

[tabigale]

[stdrawberries-lemonade]

[nagytoe-deactivated20211125]

Give a bird the bird

[thefatedflowerchild]

I-

I’m gonna take this as get myself a catboy or catgirl. Or cat…they? Whats the enby equivalent? Catenby? Either way.

@respect-the-drip pspspspsps

[rowan-berry-redhead]

hell yea i wanna touch memes!!!

[tibbles-the-gender-stealer-deac]

Eh no I dont think I will

[dressingasolinemoved-deactivate]

Always wanted 2 do that

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

@dami-cant-cope get your catboy ass over here

[the-gay-goblin]

Aight where is that fucker

[gumi-megpoidd]

do i really gotta believe in a twink?

[system-reset]

i decided i wanted to try 5 times so…

why?

hmm… no.

why should I?

how??

umm-

[the-starry-night-system]

Done

[jay-dreamzz]

Anime real???

[cornymember]

well boys

[mushy-madness]

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

[drumcore-deactivated20200630]

huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...

[xxerror--sansxx]

damn whos this old bitch. is he a youtuber or something? hes ugly as hell

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

He looks like a rotting corpse, what a fucking loser

[dzcool3]

weren’t you two rotting corpses at some point?

[xxerror--sansxx]

batman?

[haboat]

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

crab

[olive-milk-movingagain]

hewwo.. zadr really is curing me lately so…more .. ill probably finish a couple of these as well so!!

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

THERYNWHWHA DIB JAJA DIB IS SO CUTE IN THIS??? AHEYSTEFEGEN B B AAAA

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[attackpunk]

OF COURSE WE DO WE’RE GAY

[janeslandrys]

@winterrhayle 

answers please???

[ladynightshade30]

This will.never not be the best.

[nothingeverlost]

Chocolate milk isn’t actually cold hot cocoa.  What you need is frozen hot chocolate:

[beautifulpaxiel]

Frozen hot chocolate? What kind of alternative universe have I stumbled upon?

[agent-farah-hauville]

Frozen hot chocolate is amazing fight me

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

This post is so chaotic

[unholytrinitytexts]

Where are these people from in Britain we have ice tea, cold coffee and chocolate milkshake. They are all very popular. These ‘Brits’ are 100% vampires from the 19th century.

[s1nkorsw1m-deactivated20210712]

Cold tea with 4 cups of sugar, just how we always made it :(

[punchlinetothejoke-deactivated2]

I FOUND IT

[genz-bisexual]

*sips my iced chai latte in Indian as in fuck England*

[tapiiocca-moved-deactivated2021]

so is cold juice also an american only thing? are y’all out here drinking juice hot?

[the-melancholic-lynx-deactivate]

I-

APPLE CIDER BOA

[tapiiocca-moved-deactivated2021]

I FORGOT ABOUT APPLE CIDER

[lirinstaalem-deactivated2024032]

yall drink apple cider cold?

[tapiiocca-moved-deactivated2021]

yeah it’s called apple juice

[lirinstaalem-deactivated2024032]

theres a difference between apple juice and apple cider 😭😭😭

[tapiiocca-moved-deactivated2021]

apple juice is the first thing that came to mind bc i have never heard of anyone throwing apple cider in the fridge and drinking that bitch cold

my POINT is do you people drink apple juice hot

[kannibal-kink]

Y-….. where else are you supposed to put apple cider after you’ve opened it???

[suburbanrot]

why are all the Brits on this post bar one living under a fucking rock lmao we have iced tea, iced coffee and chocolate milk–

[perewinklebuzz]

What the fuck

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

reblogging so I can archive this

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i’ve decided to make this happen actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE: it’s here

[kr1spkr3m3]

GAUD I WILL LITTERALLY CRY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and i view your tears as but a feast so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

what the hell happend here

[chibigaia-art]

My piece for the @komahinazine was a 4 pages comic! I’ve always wanted some kind of closure for the liar disease so :^) it’s set during sunrise because,, new beginnings,,

Thank you so much for having me as part of this project!

(Please don’t repost this!)

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

uh oh I’m back in my danganronpa phase

I’m sorry to the people who followed me for iz shit lmao

[theinturnetexplorer]

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

[alwaysbewoke]

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

[gamingaquarius-deactivated20250]

[cranky-clairvoyant]

they hexed the moon-

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

dead

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

https://youtu.be/S3rse98Ig0U

I’m crying

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[infinitebadashianqueen]

Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.

[the-suriel-deserved-better]

Murder is work kids.

[krystal-prisms]

Too much work

[gay-vibin-girl]

Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time

[3-spoons]

Also work fast and no witnesses

[somany-fandoms-solittle-time]

THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!

[xakumi]

Also if you are planning to flee the country, get that figured out way in advance. At least a year or two in advance. And make sure everyone knows you’re moving, so it’s less suspicious than to randomly leave without saying anything. Perhaps it’s studying abroad, a job opportunity, or even meeting up with a friend and/or romantic partner?

[thegreenpea]

If you buey the body vertically don’t forget to leave a few feet above the head and place some animal bones on it so when the blood hounds sniff they will find the animal bones and the police would likely rule it as a false positive. Also globally the solving rate for murder is 45% so don’t worry too much

[unfortunatelyevent]

am I gonna get in some fbi list for rebbloging this? possible

do I care enough to not reblog this? absolutely not

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Don’t forget it’s just a missing person case if they can’t find the body.

[guiltiest-gear]

Hmm

[dooflizard]

Dances with plans

[holding-infinity-and-a-book]

Helpful tumblr. Real helpful.

[hi-im-just-a-fan-here]

If you have access to, use sulfuric acid to dissolve the body or/and the murder weapons. It will take a long time but most probably will dissolve the bones and teeth too

[block-swing-perry]

You sound like my science teacher last year. Told us the same thing 

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

crap y’all freaking me out

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[snippyschnapps]

bro you’re. you’re Death bro...

[iv0ry-keys]

[snailienz]

cyan sus....

[mycatattacksmyfeet]

wow so acurate

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Forgive me.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

only if you forgive me

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

His world now

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Oh sweet Jesus.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

i am so sorry for this

[lochneddmonster]

Where the FUCK is he?

[demilypyro]

[zombie-renji]

If I had to see this, everyone who follows me has to too.

[fix-ur-heart]

now THIS is why i refuse to leave tumblr. this horrible, beautiful, genius, fuckass shit