the Only Official Crunchyroll

For legal reasons this is a joke Technically a he but just use whatever is funnier

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[wafflels]

i scheduled this like a month ago

ive never scheduled anything i wonder if this works

hi future me :D

[burgerking-official]

I may not even be here by the time this post is posted. If I have disappeared and this is the only news you’ve heard from me in forever, know that I scheduled this.

Originally written December 31, 2023

[realest-crunchyroll]

If you havent heard of me in months, I'd like to inform you this was scheduled 1 year ago

March 19th of 2024

Hello future, annoy these assholes for me :)

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[totallynotvenus]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[atomarium]

OH NOT AGAIN

Fuck you this shit again

[singular-ghost-sound]

-?!

[zerosuitsammi3]

[mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415]

TERRY YOU RUINED MY DASH HOW DARE YOU!!! JAIL!! JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS!!!

[terri-theslime13]

Just so you know I did an evil laugh at this notification

[the-haiku-bot]

Just so you know I

did an evil laugh at this

notification

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lampshade24]

I’m keeping this post alive

[trans-humanoid-automaton]

We live

[thesillyguyy]

We love

[visceralvermin]

we lurk

[totally-ikea]

I thought it was gonna be the bee movie script again but nope! t'was the original!!!!

[undeniably-chevron]

thought this was gonna be the weezer one again

[official-firefox-nightly]

Never seen the post before, but you know what whenever this gets out of queue it’ll be a fun one for everyone else to see again

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

This makes me happy

[the-tumblur-searchbar]

The original Colour of the Sky?! I’m honoured to have this on my dash!

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[straawberries]

I NEED TO MAKE AT LEAST 500 DOLLARS IN 2 MONTHS OR I DONT KNOW HOW ILL SURVIVE MOVING OUT.

im delilah and im an openly queer plural tgirl living in a shitty homophobic place in texas, and im going to be kicked out on june 1, 2024.

that means if you see this post before june 1, 2024, there is still time to help me. please.

hey yall. this is probably gonna be one of the last posts about this, since im running out of time. because of @punkitt-is-here's super awesome kind reblog, i managed to make about 500 dollars, bringing me up to 1500, but after that things have slowed down to nearly nothing again. thank you to everyone that has donated, i appreciate it more than you could know, and thank you to the handful of famous people who reblogged and gave me a shitload of exposure.

im not sure if making 500 dollars in the next 2 months is going to be like.. possible. and after all the research ive been doing, im honestly not completely confident that 2000 dollars is going to be enough. im hoping that ill be able to pay for a few months of rent at once, so that im more likely to be able to get a place without already having a job in abq. so right now, my goal is basically "crowdfund as much as i possibly can so i dont have to live on the streets"

im hoping for a miracle right now. maybe, under the right circumstances, that could be you. maybe you just got paid and you dont have anything to use the paycheck on, maybe you have a bunch of savings that you could spare a portion of, i dont know, but god, i could really use as much kindness as i can find right now.

thank you to all the people who have helped already, i appreciate it more than you could know, and im hoping it helps me survive.

[straawberries]

hey yall. please dont ignore this one?this is like the worst time to do that please

[wormssss]

hey please spread this around.

bumblebees are going extinct and i think now is a time to let everyone know that pesticides aren’t the way to go. there are infact alternatives to pesticides that are cheaper and safer.

like caffeine! bees love the smell of caffeine, and it doesn’t hurt them. however every other dangerous bug is repulsed by the smell and wont eat your plants.

it’s that simple! it’s that fucking simple! all you have to do is get some coffee beans or whatever. put it in a cup. put some water in it. put it in a spray bottle. boom! that’s all!

please spread this around to anyone you know i refuse to let bumblebees go extinct

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

I love bees

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[the-real-starbucks]

what the hell.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN

[google-news-official]

i missed this post

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I’m in public and think of this and have to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[undergecko]

i’m gonna queue this for a year from now

[straawberries]

i have one month left before i am kicked out of my house, and i need help to avoid homelessness

hey yall! its me again. if you havent seen these posts before (unlikely, theyve been circulating pretty well) im delilah, and im a queer autistic plural tgirl currently living in an abusive household in texas. on june 1st 2024, i will be kicked out, and i need to be able to get a place before that so that i can avoid homelessness. my previous goal was 2000, and we hit that! but after applying for. a lot of apartments. we have been rejected from a good few of the cheap options and im going to need a bit more money to make sure i can survive the moving out process. i know youve probably seen these posts a lot, but we're reaching the final stretch, and hopefully soon i wont have to worry about this anymore.

we're going to try to get around 3000, but maybe, hopefully, we can make around 3500 to absolutely make sure moving out is possible. thank you to everyone that has donated (ESPECIALLY PUNKITT AND THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE DONATED LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, I GENUINELY LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH YOU ARE THE KINDEST PEOPLE ON THIS WORLD)

2106/3500

C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga

P*YP*L - @delilahkill

IF YOU SEE THIS POST AFTER JUNE 2024, DO NOT REBLOG IT. I DONT WANT PEOPLE SENDING ME UNDESERVED MONEY AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER

[straawberries]

MY PAYPAL GOT SHUT DOWN????? FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONATE TO MY CASHAPP IF YOU CAN PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUCK

[straawberries]

okay. fuck. um . this is one of my partners paypals, please use it if cashapp isnt an option. fuck. i didnt know this would fucking happen jesus christ shit shtishti shit im having a panic attack. i didnt get a single donation from anyone who used my paypal link in the past few hours

my paypal has been disabled, please use my girlfriend's from now on, she can send the money to me

HAZEL'S PAYPAL

[teruterusky]

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

[teruterusky]

Update:

J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!

[walmart-the-official]

sure would be a shame if- oops, that's the reblog button!

[yahooo-official]

wow, my hands automatica.ly hit reblog! how did this happen?

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[freakshows199]

I just wanna thank the person who put this across my dash cause I’m sad as hell but I still laughed a little

[knitmeapony]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[augustdementhe]

A chorus of the brightest little ‘Wow!’s you could ever imagine.

[the-haiku-bot]

A chorus of the

brightest little ‘Wow!’s you could

ever imagine.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[spinthetags]

SOUTH PARK MARCH MADNESS! FINAL MATCHUP:

La Resistance VS Kyle's Mom's A Bitch

La Resistance

Kyle's Mom's A Bitch

Voting ended onApr 12, 2024

For those who feel they need a refresher before making a final decision, you'll find videos of both songs below the cut. Happy voting! May the best song win it all!

[realest-crunchyroll]

This doesnt follow my blogs theme but its also real important to me, so if u see this vote for Kyle's Mom. Even if u don't know south park. It's just sm better believe me pls

[carnival-phantasm]

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

[averyboneyguy]

:/

[unfaggy]

:/

[certainkindofsurgeon]

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[krystal-prisms]

:/

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

:/

[strugglingqueer]

:/

[4chanbf-deactivated20240815]

:/

[frank-ieros-knuckles-deactivate]

:/

[fundipluver-deactivated20230330]

:/

[the-worm-man]

:/

[mothgoop]

:/

[melon-official]

:/

[arachnidsgrrip]

:/

[anemonequeen-moved]

:/

[puppygirlcuddleslut]

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[omuii]

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[estrogen-eater-deactivated20260]

:/

[shakerspam]

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[sillysucho]

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[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

:/

[shadow-and-purgatory]

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[luckybyrdrobyn-abandoned]

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[le-random-yeet-up]

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[vriska-serketboard]

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[oddbookreport]

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[wigsinator]

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[m0thmachine]

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[cyborgbuddy]

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[alphox]

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[dizzilizzard]

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[doggirlinspace]

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[sprite-and-tranxiety]

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[empress-of-dark2005]

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[gravityguava-deactivated2024101]

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[asquared-ohgodnotthehorrors]

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[zackbuildit]

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[moved-to-strudel-fatpaws]

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[catboybeebop]

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[starkid256]

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[r3z1l1c1ous]

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[baaaaaart]

:/

[saintm0rning]

:/

[neon-draws-sometimes]

:/

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

:/

:/

[rotts-weiler]

:/

[teavich]

:/

[mylenapony11-deactivated2025021]

:/

[cody-welsh]

:/

[anonymousmouse556]

:/

[realguitarcenter]

:/

[realest-crunchyroll]

:/

[beckiboos]

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

[straawberries]

i have one month left before i am kicked out of my house, and i need help to avoid homelessness

hey yall! its me again. if you havent seen these posts before (unlikely, theyve been circulating pretty well) im delilah, and im a queer autistic plural tgirl currently living in an abusive household in texas. on june 1st 2024, i will be kicked out, and i need to be able to get a place before that so that i can avoid homelessness. my previous goal was 2000, and we hit that! but after applying for. a lot of apartments. we have been rejected from a good few of the cheap options and im going to need a bit more money to make sure i can survive the moving out process. i know youve probably seen these posts a lot, but we're reaching the final stretch, and hopefully soon i wont have to worry about this anymore.

we're going to try to get around 3000, but maybe, hopefully, we can make around 3500 to absolutely make sure moving out is possible. thank you to everyone that has donated (ESPECIALLY PUNKITT AND THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE DONATED LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, I GENUINELY LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH YOU ARE THE KINDEST PEOPLE ON THIS WORLD)

2106/3500

C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga

P*YP*L - @delilahkill

IF YOU SEE THIS POST AFTER JUNE 2024, DO NOT REBLOG IT. I DONT WANT PEOPLE SENDING ME UNDESERVED MONEY AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER

[straawberries]

MY PAYPAL GOT SHUT DOWN????? FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONATE TO MY CASHAPP IF YOU CAN PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUCK

[straawberries]

I NEED TO MAKE AT LEAST 500 DOLLARS IN 2 MONTHS OR I DONT KNOW HOW ILL SURVIVE MOVING OUT.

im delilah and im an openly queer plural tgirl living in a shitty homophobic place in texas, and im going to be kicked out on june 1, 2024.

that means if you see this post before june 1, 2024, there is still time to help me. please.

hey yall. this is probably gonna be one of the last posts about this, since im running out of time. because of @punkitt-is-here's super awesome kind reblog, i managed to make about 500 dollars, bringing me up to 1500, but after that things have slowed down to nearly nothing again. thank you to everyone that has donated, i appreciate it more than you could know, and thank you to the handful of famous people who reblogged and gave me a shitload of exposure.

im not sure if making 500 dollars in the next 2 months is going to be like.. possible. and after all the research ive been doing, im honestly not completely confident that 2000 dollars is going to be enough. im hoping that ill be able to pay for a few months of rent at once, so that im more likely to be able to get a place without already having a job in abq. so right now, my goal is basically "crowdfund as much as i possibly can so i dont have to live on the streets"

im hoping for a miracle right now. maybe, under the right circumstances, that could be you. maybe you just got paid and you dont have anything to use the paycheck on, maybe you have a bunch of savings that you could spare a portion of, i dont know, but god, i could really use as much kindness as i can find right now.

thank you to all the people who have helped already, i appreciate it more than you could know, and im hoping it helps me survive.

[straawberries]

hey yall. please dont ignore this one?this is like the worst time to do that please

[straawberries]

omfg i forgot to put the links im an idiot

C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga

P*YP*L - @delilahkill

please reblog this version i forgot to put this in the post

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[this-threat-is-ominous]

But let’s actually start saying it maybe cuz it’d be funy

[gb-tesco-official]

wait you guys dont say this? i say this to my siblings all the time

[barnes-and-noble-official]

nono i say this???? it just stuck with me. like yeah it’s cringe. BUT I LOVE IT OK???

[spotify-official]

Friendly reminder, cause I've seen a lot of these here lately, but anything that's like 'Reblog this or you're bad' is triggering for people with OCD and also just shitty to do in general

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

@same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday

I thought the fire was fitting for remembering those who died for the noble cause of booping you