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@starlightfriend
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?
stenographer: well her bio says she/her...
me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]
the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.
me: [dies of radiation poisoning]
stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]
favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
ALWAYS. TELL. ME. THE. ODDS.
If there are odds we can either beat them or ensure them and if you don't want to know them how will you know if you can even win?
The universe cares, that's why you can
Do not, or do not, there is no force
@starlightfriend LESSON THREE I FUCKING LIE!
THE FORCE IS REAL! YOU CAN USE IT!
WOAH, I CAN FORCE KICK FROM 3 FT AWAY!
tempting me. but it will just make me annoyed
oh... that might've been me
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reblog if you’re a safe place for:
lesbian
gay
bisexual
transgender
queer
pansexual
demisexual
ace
hopeless romantics
cis-men
cis-women
non binary folks
the whole spectrum etc…
follow everyone who reblogs ;)
Yes, my blog is a safe space for everyone :3
so theres the reddit post w/ the topic of typing without the letter E. you see the letter E is fine for me but there's some other letter which brings me much more trouble. could you guess which it is? some vowel mysteriously missing from my text? I'll give you every number of guesses, since those don't include it.
They reset Jonahs character development yet?
which one?
I'll be real he doesn't need character development. He is just an heavily opinionated journalist. But we see he is genuinely a good person and will put himself on the line. He should stay opinionated to show opinions are everything.
They reset Jonahs character development yet?
which one?
time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out
@pillowspace
thank you for time loop post. eats it
I raise you this 2 people in a time loop both aware but only one can act different. The other is mentally deteriorating while learning they never had free will. Either that or some entity is preventing them from acting different.
did it perfect on their first try and theyre just waiting for that other fucker to figure out their perfect loop
actually yeah I like that better
time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out
@pillowspace
thank you for time loop post. eats it
I raise you this 2 people in a time loop both aware but only one can act different. The other is mentally deteriorating while learning they never had free will. Either that or some entity is preventing them from acting different.
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I’m trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
hi i am asexual and i approve this message
Hi I am the asexual
Lesson two
When prompted to engage in a q-tip fight, bring a gun
When prompted to engage in a knife fight, bring a rapier
When prompted to engage in a gun fight, bring a helicopter
During all of these fight, use nothing but magic
However if prompted to engage in a jet fight, fight like a goddamn man and use your fists
Also I'll give your coin powers back when you bring me the boatdgame
fair trade. But also if were using magic why "bring" any of these things to a fight when you can summon them?
Bligy shmogy bloom, blaba dappa shalom
Congratulations you are now circumcised
Unless you already were, in which case you are now VERY neutered
dammit its all gone.
Gonna need to find a spell to make a new one
duality of man
walking around with a sword in the mall
Building an army of cookies with magical powers
extracting machines that are definitely not OSHA approved
stalking
Dang this is hard. Trespassing I think
Killing the sun
Selling expired products in a supermarket
exploiting the natural resources and destroying the local ecosystem
