barbecue sauce on my tiddies

yea that pretty much sums it up

[ironmess]

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

[tinynebula]

i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.

[iwantcupcakes]

MIRA–

Y SU FAVORITO–

[theironman]

robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.

[lostinthoughtsandfeelings]

😍

[daydur]

Since the photos above focus on him kissing men, I feel the need to also add a few examples of his i don’t give a fuck outfits:

[iolanthee]

1) he’s a fashion disaster

2) all the guys getting kisses from him are literally b e a m i n g . they love it. they want more

[feralpussylover]

This is on my dash again and the only day I don’t reblog this is the day I’m dead.

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

I LOVE when this post comes back around!!!💖

[solacekames]

When the gunman advanced toward the mosque, killing those in his path, Abdul Aziz didn’t hide. Instead, he picked up the first thing he could find, a credit card machine, and ran outside screaming “Come here!”

Aziz, 48, is being hailed as a hero for preventing more deaths during Friday prayers at the Linwood mosque in Christchurch after leading the gunman in a cat-and-mouse chase before scaring him into speeding away in his car.

But Aziz, whose four sons and dozens of others remained in the mosque while he faced off with the gunman, said he thinks it’s what anyone would have done.

The gunman killed 49 people after attacking two mosques in the deadliest mass shooting in New Zealand’s modern history.

[…]

He said he could hear his two youngest sons, aged 11 and 5, urging him to come back inside.

The gunman returned, firing. Aziz said he ran, weaving through cars parked in the driveway, which prevented the gunman from getting a clean shot. Then Aziz spotted a gun the gunman had abandoned and picked it up, pointed it and squeezed the trigger. It was empty.

He said the gunman ran back to the car for a second time, likely to grab yet another weapon.

“He gets into his car and I just got the gun and threw it on his window like an arrow and blasted his window,” he said.

The windshield shattered: “That’s why he got scared.”

He said the gunman was cursing at him, yelling that he was going to kill them all. But he drove away and Aziz said he chased the car down the street to a red light, before it made a U-turn and sped away. Online videos indicate police officers managed to force the car from the road and drag out the suspect soon after.

Originally from Kabul, Afghanistan, Aziz said he left as a refugee when he was a boy and lived for more than 25 years in Australia before moving to New Zealand a couple of years ago.“I’ve been to a lot of countries and this is one of the beautiful ones,” he said. And, he always thought, a peaceful one as well.

Aziz said he didn’t feel fear or much of anything when facing the gunman. It was like he was on autopilot. And he believes that Allah didn’t think it was his time to die.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[chaariss]

i really hope my wish comes true

[champagnepug]

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

[pradest]

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

[crazyskinnylove]

This is AMAZING i wished that I would get into South Korea and I did !!!!!!!!

[bvbiscool-deactivated20170311]

i wish i can meet andy biersack

[botanicaly-blog]

gonna wish really hard on this one

[ourbooksuniverse]

This could have been dumb luck or it could have been some strange tumblr magic. But this worked.

I wished for a job or help getting my dream job and today i got a mail asking if i would be interested in a temp job that will help me get my dream job.

[meiselr]

I have a unique graphic style that I affectionately call ‘I tried’

[sprachtraeume]

meeting a new group of people

me: hi! so where are you guys from :D

normal people: I am from Russia/Brazil/Italy/Australia/etc :)

Americans, assuming studying the specific geography of their country was ever relevant to me: Oh I was born in iower but went to school in Oregano (My parents come from East Carolina though):~)

[polyglottraveler]

Someone finally said it it’s so annoying!

One day I was eating at a restaurant in Peru with the 3 guys who were volunteering with me and someone asked us where we came from. So I said France, the German guy said Germany, the Maltese guy had to say Italy because almost no-one in Peru knows where Malta is, and then the American guy said Portland, like he didn’t even specify the state he just thought everyone knew where Portland is 😤

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

i can’t tell whether this is better or worse than

european: where are you from

american: i’m italian

european: omg same! da dove vieni?

american: wait what lol i don’t speak mexican i only speak english

and

european: where are you from?

american: (monolingual english speaker, white, never left Marietta, GA in 23 years of life) well i’m 1/5th irish, 1/7th german, 32% greek, 4/9ths native american, 1/12th swedish, a little bit filipino, my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries, but i just call myself african :)

[viendiletto]

The American comments on this post are so irritating. I think that some of them don’t realise that the USA is just a country while Europe is a continent made up of different countries where you can find different religions, different autochthonous ethnicities, different languages etc; You can’t compare a single country’s diversity to the diversity of an entire continent.

“But Texas is so different from Oregon! People need to know which state I’m from because they’re all so different!” We don’t care. We are going to see you as an American, not as a Texan or a Californian or whatever, just like you’re going to see someone from Bavaria as a German, someone from Normandy as a Frenchman or someone from Piedmont as an Italian, not as a Bavarian, a Norman and a Piedmontese. European countries have regional differences too, even more than US states yet we don’t feel the need to specify that to foreigners when they ask us where we’re from unless they ask us to elaborate.

“But the US is so big! Some of our states are even bigger than your countries!”

Russia is the largest country in the world and undoubtedly more diverse than the US. If you were to ask a Russian where they’re from they would say that they’re from Russia, not Komi or Tuva unless they’re speaking to another Russian or someone they know to be familiar with Russian geography.

You’re not special nor does the world revolve around you, just accept that and move on.

[rosejumper]

honestly, i didn’t even realize i did this but it makes so much sense now. thank y’all for calling my shady ass out lol rip

[first-ex-wife]

sidenote: I’m curious what everyone’s first fandom on tumblr was? cause that really is the truest you. deep down, it’s who you are as a blogger.

so like I said mine was Marianas Trench, what about y’all?

[vodconfident]

ahhhh mine wasssss THRONE OF GLASS but I still haven't finished it or started KoA

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

[spring-sent]

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

[inanna76]

Dire

[who-left-the-lid-off-the-jam-de]

Dare

[missmirim]

Bare

[who-left-the-lid-off-the-jam-de]

Bard

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Card

[inanna76]

Care

[chiami-jishin]

Mare

[who-left-the-lid-off-the-jam-de]

Male

[chiami-jishin]

Made

[dharuadhmacha-deactivated201706]

Mode

[little-darkling-poppy-deactivat]

Code

[kitten-bug-deactivated20170726]

Cone

[wasmnowf-deactivated20180327]

Core

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

Cord

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

Lord

[texasflutes]

Lore

[akedhi]

Lyre

[finallyhaunted]

Pyre

[gefdreamsofthesea]

Pare

[lightspun]

part

[patrickdiomedes]

Fart

[kandrakelsier]

farm

[atlas-prime]

Fare

[sneakysnorlax]

Fore

[lifefilledwithstories]

Sore

[tiresas]

Sort

[gl00mpunk]

Soft

[terezi]

Sift

[ghetsisharmonica-moved]

silt!

[librius]

silk

[sharkythefangirl]

Milk

[arsenicgodhead]

Mill

[destyni-is-me]

Mull

[when-we-get-over-yonder]

Mule

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

Male

[sentient-cargo-shorts]

Rale

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

Rule

[return-of-the-trinidude]

Rile

[kyrith-tehren]

Vile

[youvegotthatone-ring-deactivate]

Tile

[foobar-the-great]

Time

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

Lime

[chris-the-mighty-deactivated201]

Like

[fanfictionsandfood]

Hike

[not-a-jackalope]

Bike

[skyflakes-master]

Bake

[kiwikagari-deactivated20180123]

Cake

[patotaes01]

Lake

[that1nonymous-deactivated201808]

Like

[cowboy-z-deactivated20190228]

Bike

[sunshine-soprano]

Bile

[neoptelemus-moved-deactivated20]

File

[arcaneyouth]

Tile

[oakleavesandcoffee]

Tilt

[heyimslightlyobsessed]

Wilt

[virgils-jacket]

Lilt

[honey-sunny-bee]

Kilt

[drakes-hoard]

Kill

[mydogsaresofuckingstupid]

Bill

[lilbeanblr]

Jill

[ace-v-p-d]

Dill

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Doll

[blughblu]

Dole

[thescaryjoke]

pole

[virgilmustbemoody]

Hole

[infinitylester]

sole

[solarlesbo]

sold

[carmillapie-deactivated20210130]

cold

[arborealoctopodes]

mold

[bumblewyrm]

meld

[hugealienpie]

mend

[enrichmentpumpkin]

fend

[toooldforthissh--stuff]

send

[azriona]

Tend

[demonicsymphony]

Tent

[fluentreferencespeaker-deactiva]

Sent

[themigitqueen]

Rent

[cassstopgivingmeincorrectquotes]

Bent

[chaos--moth]

Best

[maddstarr-deactivated20210810]

Beat

[majinie]

belt

[xxschoolnewspaperxx]

Bell

[noya-sunflower]

well

[mimiiqyu-deactivated20180618]

weld

[madicanhandleit-blog]

held

[softmushie]

help

[readenheim]

Hell

[blurryfeather]

Heel

[thiam-cb-blog]

Feel

[mxl-langdxn]

Peel

[crispyghostsposts]

Keel

[goldxxage]

Keen

[down-for-disobedience]

Seen

[funkystickbug]

Been

[friendlyinternetmeerkat]

Bean

[enjoybugs]

Bear

[theinvisiblespoon]

Tear

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

Teal

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Seal

[tomorrow-will-be-good]

Meal

[emmysims4stuff-deactivated20210]

Real

[confinesofpersonalknowledge]

Reel

[wormeaterr]

Reef

[holdyourbreathfornow]

Beef

[uncreated-creation]

Beer

[dason-jean]

Bear

[astraidss]

Bar

[ratboi24601]

Bare

[aro-mackerel]

Barf

[rentalgoose]

Barb

[theunoriginaldaisy]

Bark

[poor-andrey-deactivated20181004]

Lark

[graybloodwood]

Lurk

[jadetheamazing]

Luck

[aro-ace-fangirl]

Fuck

[mezreal-deactivated20240730]

Duck

[ufohshit]

Deck

[blueplanettrash]

DICK

[loud-wasteland-collector-blog]

Pick

[readingisthenewcool]

Lick

[repetitive-tautology]

Sick

[spaladoon]

Suck

[kaden-edgeworth]

Sack

[awakeby-awindow]

Sank

[empress-ofbloodshed]

Sink

[vodconfident]

Kink

[ramonameisel]

“Is every monster a villain? Or is a monster simply a hero that was not wanted?”

— thoughts #136 | r.m

[doctor-no-069]

Asra, trying to resurrect MC: Well. Time to move to plan 2.

Muriel: Plan B, you mean?

Asra: That would insinuate that I only have 26 plans.

[dancingwdinosaurs]

when life gives you lemons you go to the catacombs cry about your dead mum your forbidden love and your own immortality.

this is actually super old but I never uploaded it because I wasn´t happy (hah!) with how it looked. But since I haven´t posted anything new lately I thought I´d give you this little treat! (I´m sorry.)

[dancingwdinosaurs]

when life gives you lemons you go to the catacombs cry about your dead mum your forbidden love and your own immortality.

this is actually super old but I never uploaded it because I wasn´t happy (hah!) with how it looked. But since I haven´t posted anything new lately I thought I´d give you this little treat! (I´m sorry.)

[bloodytales]

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

[bloodytales]

Update!!

The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

THISSSSS

[wylansvaneck]

if holly black really wanted me to hate prince cardan she shouldn’t have given him a jawline “that could cut out a girl’s heart” and put a crown of flowers on his silky black hair. all on top of a tragic backstory. I’m not strong enough

[gojomegumi]

“Dracula deserved to die because he killed a lot of people!”

me:

[ydotome]

Hector (ヘクター) - Castlevania S2 - Episode 01