"Now how did those kids convince me to do this again?"
NASA
occasionally subtle

Origami Around

titsay
EXPECTATIONS
noise dept.
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YOU ARE THE REASON

shark vs the universe
d e v o n

if i look back, i am lost
art blog(derogatory)
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Kaledo Art

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trying on a metaphor
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Show & Tell

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@ask-major-red
"Now how did those kids convince me to do this again?"
Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know
I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.
Open tags
I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6
@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace
@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16
@fortheloveofgrantaire
i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D
and i am doing art and music for gcse
@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!
I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in
I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P
Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔
When I snapped my tibia and fibula I made a Monty Python reference in the ER.
I was also the most calm person in the ER.
@the-grim-reaper-offical @kingtwink @raxlexander @shiziv @coffee--spill @zeta-finnish @thatsmyineffablelifeline + open.
i had my tonsils removed when i was in kindergarten and got to skip a week of school
@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @walking-mushroom @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @lelethetopicchanger @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical
My elbows don't extend fully straight, while almost every other joint is hyperflexible though
@slowalkingbisexualgirl @221biandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @bookworm-fangirl1 @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barns-at-221b @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggs @eleventhirtythoughts
I had surgery when I was a newborn, so I have a metal "clip" inside my back (my twin sister does too)
@coneheadobviously @evskiii @grace-ful-13 @mentally-tori-261 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee + OPEN tags:p
i met (and talked to) the Queen of England when she was still alive and i was like 7
@wool-and-writing @waitingonabook @h0bbes-is-c000l + OPEN TAGS
ive had dinner with the bassist of pearl jam
@dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @holybananapants @luceygoosey9 @legalityoftheraccoons @buckysrightarm1 @sunnywiththunderstorms + open tags!
dude I talk about myself too much I don’t have any secrets
I have a desk from my grandmother that is from the 1920s-ish?
open tags because. I’m lazy and my main moots have already been tagged
Three random facts:
One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.
I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.
When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.
@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)
that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol
three random facts:
1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.
2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.
3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)
@aro-spectre @asterosian @big-tiddy @imoanurparentsnames @kitsuneprincessspring @little-flame-prince @nebulae-astros-official @nsfwitchy2 @wandering-wolf23
feel free to play even if ur not tagged :)
1. I have a heart shaped birthmark on my arm
2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}
3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;
@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @themanthemythelegendvesper @fire-girl-is-here-yo @roseisgoat @lwlfire @killer-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @coffee--spill + open tags
Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see
My sense of direction is apparently very good (or so I've been told)
I never speak in public, like, at all
I only drink, and only ever will drink water
Open tags !
1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)
2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks
3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?
Tags: @mysticalyouthwizard @jqydiqm0nds @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @faiconic @do-not-u-dare +open tags
I used to have like 10 dogs in a minecraft survival world. Then I lost them. Then I got new ones. And then I stopped playing minecraft
I wasnt tagged but this is fun
1. I used to kayak a lot as a kid with my parents. Basically my whole summer as a kid was at the lake just kayaking or stand up paddle boarding
2. Despite what many might believe at one point i was really religous and went to church every sunday with my dad and even gor confirmed into the church (methodist version of chosing jesus since we get bapistized as infants)
3. I couldnt read till I was 8
@music-n-mushrooms @heyimcelery @yoursleepdemon @youngjusticerulez @primalmagic @pinkbirddiaries @anonymoosen +open tags
omg i neglect my tags sm this might be the only one i immediately responded to
i used to have a H U G E frozen hyperfixation 😭
@astracaedes @oxyisdamoron @redwinesupanover @dramatic1nlyf @shenanigan42 @it4dorable @sunnyarik3r + open tags :P
i am
bendy. and short. meaning i can squeeze into shady places.
I was fairly good at chess boxing in college.
(lol)
Tags under cut!
I'm an adopted kid.
@agent-argyle-offical @ask-the-burgundys
making a picrew tag game bc why not
Here's mine!
@a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @drumsticks-offical
Made this lil silly :3
@historicallyroomates @everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @mqlintent-main @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto @sad-traffic-cone @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian
✋︎ ☹︎⚐︎⚐︎😐︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎ ✌︎ ❄︎☜︎✌︎👍︎☟︎☜︎☼︎📬︎
Tags: @thedrcarolinecrimson @herbalist-onyx-offical @ask-murdle (that Logico) @irratino-offical @ask-sir-rulean @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red @ask-midnight-3 @ask-emma-rose and open tags!
"The options are.. rather limiting."
happy belated birthday (pretty sure it's on the 28th, sorry I forgot to say it then)
"I don't celebrate my birthday anymore because it just gets repetitive, but I suppose it's nice to know some still remember it."
ooc: fsr the notification for this only appeared a week later, idkw
Tag some of your favouriteee blogs. Spread the love 💗
@merevasudevmeremadhav
@yoogini
@krsnaradhika
@arjunaradhini
@lordsabove
@theramblergal
AWWWW THABKSS
@mayakrish08
@abhayamurali
@lotusdwells
@i-like-to-eat-cotton
@aprameya-mahima
@alwaysyappinghere
@au-academy
@ranchodxrites
@merevasudevmeremadhav
@origel
@yoogini
@mehtab-bagh
@bigsimp69
@mimaridoesmurari
@animucomedy
@ram-kingofpeanuts
@bornandbroughtupindepression
Here are mine ( ◜‿◝ )♡
Aww tysm 🥰
@the-oldtherebefore @nat20charismasave @1lovelylavender @smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @chaoticallystupid21 @lostsprit @lordsabove @claudecitying @renbugs-copper-crown @random-indian-girl @francis-forever-111 @shenanigan42
Thank youuuuu
@the-oldtherebefore @1lovelylavender
Hey thanks
@the-oldtherebefore @chaoticallystupid21 @bornandbroughtupindepression @kill-me-kill-me-now @questionableaardvark
AWWWWW TYSM!!!
@francis-forever-111 @ziggykatzexual @millie500 @ez006 @h0peinthebox @gloomy-rains-romantic-candles @jasurmine-ind88 @yshy-99917 @astridsepistolary @alexander-hamilton190 @1lovelylavender
THANKYOUUU AHHHH
@fosilizd @it-one-line-at-a-time @iluvpatrickhockstetter @milevencanon @matchpointfaist @justyouraveragedepressedteen1 @kill-me-kill-me-now @nicothespy
OMG TYYYYY!!!!
@ziggykatzexual @joyoussssssss @robertfrostlinehere @ilowkeyhateithere @lovely-eatsrocks-sometimes @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @mismatchedmango @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @doingautismsohardfortangi
love you guys! <3
YAY THANK U
@swellestuniverse @abs-blabs @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @drpeppercreamsodaa @riotverse @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @justyouraveragedepressedteen1 @nacreoussoul @chronically-0nline7 @wool-and-writing @gloomy-rains-romantic-candles @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @fairy-girls-gardenworld @ghost-in-park @darwinanderson @pommedeterrier @mynameisnotmabelbcmyparentsaidso @doingautismsohardfortangi @adamantinetoska @imnotafraidtodisappear @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @ilowkeyhateithere @zakispacecadet88 @thepicklekingog @itzjustlxser @luceryspilled @yournormalidiot @theduckwithafroghat @failed-verification @sonnet18s @legotwink08
I LOVE U GUYS
aw thank you, I love you too!!
@nelly-rebellyyyyy @justyouraveragedepressedteen1 @a-person-k @obnoxiousknoxious @darwinanderson @the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @ang3l-ocean @demographictransitionmodel @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @edensolace @ghost-in-park @drpeppercreamsodaa @whoa-axel-chill @carnelldreaming
ily guys <3
Awww ilyy 🫶 (right back at you :D)
@a-french-coconut, @coffee--spill, @evil-era, @vivaciousmessypixie, @rosemelodyshah, @wtfamidoinghere12, @siriuslyepicrunner4, @astronaut-offical, @apocalyptic-endings, @damsel-understresss, @sunsetdoesstuff, @elysianwayy77, @the-one-and-only-piper-offical + literally all of you, mooties 🫶
ty Nelly ily too 🫶🫶 /pl
@tired-shipper-offical @dramaticinlyf @shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @relinquished-roses-offical @evilpineapple-offical @coffee--spill @definitely-not-ao3-offical @shah4139-offical @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @ninahufflepuff @arikakari + everyone else!
AWWW TYSM PIPES ILYSM /pl
@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @oxyisdamoron @sunnyarik3r @relinquished-roses-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @astracaedes @youngjusticerulez @it4dorable @ravensncrowsx @the-aricher @souperache @tired-shipper-offical AND ALL MY AMAZING MOOTS ILYSM
oh my gosh T_T <3333333333 hearts
@skepticalvoidhedgehog @friendlyghostsandmonsters @deadrosesreturned @reincarnated-gay-fox @shogun-midnight @thedogbard @ayane-chan-loves-water @jello-the-frog @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @irvnwithsciss0rs @mjthesilly @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @dramaticinlyf @evyyy77 @youngjusticerulez @roseisgoat @jel-e-ton-officalz @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do-not-u-dare @mushroompie @gaster-wd @where-do-we-all-go @do-not-u-dare @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @the-king-of-beans-offical @la-femmerouge @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @zeta-finnish
@ask-sir-rulean @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red @ask-murdle @ask-emma-rose @ask-midnight-3 @irratino-offical
My… associates.
Oh, hello
Mh, I suppose I don't have many more
There was this Burgundy couple, but I don't remember their tag
Major red slay the house down
🪐: I am so sorry, Lorida, idk how I didn't see this ask
Addressing the Ides
So. Today is the ides of march. Many, on this day, make the trip to Rome and murder Julius Caesar. Today, coincidentally, I am on break. So, unfortunately, you all can kill and murder all the RICH AND/OR POWER HUNGRY CEO’S AND LEADERS THAT YOU LIKE.
(Cough @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red cough cough)
That's not nice :(
today at lunch i invented a game to play with my mom called “budget cuts.” the premise is simple. you finish the sentence “due to budget cuts, schools will…” with whatever you want. a couple i remember:
…be firing the entire staff
…no longer teach first person pronouns
…be forced to change the funny number to 4 5
…be reducing minimum day to biweekly
…starting a new rule that all students must wear the girls’ uniform
Moots:
@autistobrat @lovely-mosspatch @gayfurbyboi @bella-book-worm @anon-remsha @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @archermightexist @harpymortem @british-cabbage @221biandconfused @bubble-official @king-of-oreo @mischievous-archeologist @netherator @identitycroissant-tm @rosemelodyshah @eeveegirlisnotonline @i-eat-rusty-nails @aka-edmond
" Due to budget cuts, the minecraft developers will be forced to...
Due to budget cuts the Minecraft developers will be forced to to freeze the place
(don't ask me what the sense behind that is if people are frozen they can't play the game much I suppose idk)
@bellabookworm @the-grassy-hill @identitycroissant-tm @moriartea221 @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike @gayfurbyboiart @investigative-deduction @aka-edmond @i-eat-rusty-nails @lovely-mosspatch @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @spectrexviiii @mischievous-archeologist @221biandconfused @moroniccats @aggressive-positivity-offical @local-fandom-nerd @lostwriter--xx3 @tinytk123 @type-blaze0 @lokijiro @lonidraper @lestradelurkshere @weighted-blanket-official @eeveegirlisnotonline
"Due to budget cuts The HOUSE will be forced to..."
recycle floor tiles
Open tags
Due to budget cuts, exterminators will be forced to…
Due to budget cuts, exterminators will be forced to remove the child
Due to budget cuts, buddy holly by Weezer...
@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @ghostlybluetrain @no-one-offical
Due to budget cuts, buddy holly by Weezer, has been thrown in the trash.
Due to budget cuts, Tumblr will now...
@lightsabersandbluecookies @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @bellabookworm @silentlyhowlingatthemoon+ open tags
-Due to budget cuts Tumblr will now stop giving me Hazben Hotel content
Tags: @yourlocalavian @oliverquary @rusty-spooooooooon @starryfoxglove @dawn-but-different @shadow-ember16 @solspotted @shaneyyy-thesilly @serendipitys-dragon @bees-with-a-camera @mxshrimp @carb0n-m0n0xide @opal-and-pumpkin @jellyfishizhere @star-burrry @axilotlbucket @the-ellia-west @ivysbea @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @sea-jellie-thoguhts @autophobiastar @sh1n3yy @wiltingtu1ips @cherryseed7 @s0ur-w4v3 @veenuszz3 @ghostie-blu @notsoheterosapien @elronthemage @wellitschaos @yosanoschainsaw @justa-goose @no1likemickey @itscastielsfeatheryass +open tags <3
Due to budget cuts Goodtimeswithscar will now...
Due to budget cuts Goodtimeswithscar will now be making mountains/landscapes 1 block shorter.
tags: @wiltingtu1ips @finnslay @solspotted @chillingasavoidcat @axilotlbucket @fledgeheart @ellie-star @multishipper33 @autopilotangel @sea-jellie-thoguhts @trishq @rooksterooni @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy + open tags :) /nf
Due to budget cuts, Sunshine's Spotify playlists will now...
- Due to budget cuts, Sunshine’s Spotify playlists will now begin to integrate more and more 70’s music until all you can remember is dancing in September.
@all-hail-blood-sheep @its-that-gay-fox @noarlynn2728 @jkl-fff (aka my mutuals who will undoubtedly have the most fun with this)
“Due to budget cuts, Archive of Our Own will now…”
Due to budget cuts, Archive of Our Own will now no longer host "Dead Dove" fanfic. All such works will be automatically downsized to "Dead Sparrow".
(Fun idea, this game. Reckon I'll file away "Due to budget cuts ..." for a future Silly Game Time. And thanks for tagging me!)
TO ANYONE WHO SEES THIS AND WISHES TO JOIN IN!
"Due to budget cuts, the Jedi Council will now ..."
Due to budget cuts, the Jedi Council will now be banned from Walmart
@jel-e-ton @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @lokisflame @thegayriley @avhira @do--not--you-dare @a-very-humanyes @wiploww @evil-lemon-shark-offical + open tags!
"Due to budget cuts, all lighthouse keepers will now…"
be lesbians
@ordinarily-unordinary @drumsticks-offical
Due to budget cuts, the Adventure Time Team will now...
Be forced to mine for coal in conditions that violate at least one humanitarian law
@tax-evad3r @the-eldestdaughter @afterdarkafternight @biologynerd13 @do--not--you-dare
Due to budget cuts time will now…
Due to budget cuts, time will now be accepted as a mere construct of the human mind and all clocks will be ingested by their owners.
@niitroglycerin @schmuckthesilliest @obsesseddemonlord-offical @randomfriendlyloser @tuekytail @cuttlefishnoodle @calcium-is-screaming @exameterr @kenzily8 @autistic-goblinn @esme404 @purplezrb @auramxnt @remington-is-awesome @deductivelogico-offical @thatglitchfan @professional-music-nerd @chipotle-offical @atlass-random-stuff @whirringbrain @international-electromatics @taroyippeee @somesillywriter @bisketti-official + open tags
Due to budget cuts, McDonald's will now...
Due to budget cuts, McDonalds will now sell the cow instead of the burger.
@irratino-offical @ask-sir-rulean @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red @ask-midnight-3 @ask-emma-rose @painter-purpura-artblog @thedrcarolinecrimson @the-crime-in-yellow-ask-blog
Due to budget cuts, murderers will now…
Uh.. due to budget cuts, murderers will be conscripted?
+ open tags ig
"Due to budget cuts, wine sellers will now..."
see all you fuckers in @satan-offical ‘s house then i guess
Oh no
Dang
Well
@irratino-offical, @ask-major-red, @ask-murdle, @ask-midnight-3, @ask-emma-rose, @thedrcarolinecrimson, @benjamin-midnight, @fisherman-seaweed-asks, see you all in hell ig
(Most of you are murderers anyway)
:(
@ask-ceo-indigo @ask-the-burgundys
LOGICO IS MIDNIGHT III ALRIGHT PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
@ask-emma-rose
He isn't dead. He's on an ambulance right now, but I'm getting updates on his condition from the hospital. But... I saw someone creeping around your apartment building. It was @ask-major-red. He doesn't seem like he should be around here. I'm going to approach him. Wish me luck.
He was wandering the area with seemingly no intentions
Hm?
Logico walks up to Major Red with a pen and notebook in hand.
“Hello, Major. Mind answering some questions about your activities in the past couple days?”
Logico’s smile was slightly off, like he didn’t mean it.
Red eyed him up and down
"I'll call you later."
He tucked away his phone and turned to the deductive.
"Any particular reason?"
“Oh, nothing extraordinary. Just making sure you didn’t commit murder again.”
"Hmph, of course. Go on, I don't have all day."
“Oh good, you’re not resisting. That’ll make this easier.
So, question one: what were you doing in this general area?”
"Do I have to have a reason? Was just on a walk."
Logico writes something down, and sighs.
“Because there were two murders nearby in the last two days, and you are a war criminal. So. Answer, please.”
Major red sighs and pinches his nose bridge.
"Army was being a pain and I needed stress relief that does not involve beating the shit out of someone. There, happy?"
“Hmm.”
Logico writes more in his notebook.
“Yes, very.
Question two: do you know anything about poisons?”
"Aside from the ones used in deterrent bombs or similar, actually not much."
Logico frowns, and scratches something out in the notebook.
“Okay… have you been carrying any medium-large sharp weapons? Such as a kitchen knife, for example.”
"I have my phone? But it's blunt, so. And I'd rather not break it for whatever happened over there."
“I see…”
Logico pauses. He seems to be thinking.
“…do you know much about Doctor Crimson?”
He’s put away his notebook.
"Probably not more than the average person."
Logico sighs.
“Damn. Oh well, thank you for your compliance. I’m gonna go to the hospital now…”
He walks off in the direction of the hospital.
ooc: I funking reblogged from my normal account again, FUUUU
"You're welcome, I guess? Hmph."
Red resumes his route and takes his phone out
funeral chain
im gonna go ahead and tag a few people, and they'll *hopefully* say something they'd like to have/have happen at their funeral.
no questions are to be asked.
no matter how weird it is.
that person will tag a few people, and so on.
everyone will add one thing they want there, or that they want happening.
this will sum up into one giant, catastrophic funeral for someone whether they like it or not.
whoever gets selected as the 'funeral sacrifice' will have to imagine a probably terrifying scene of their funeral. reblogs and comments will debate so [if not i'll rely on a spin wheel thing].
i highly encourage, whether its high or no effort, that people draw what happens.
@crowsndbugs @crypticgoose2854 @redcat-anomaly @solarexe
have fun. or not. i unno.
edit:
this isnt gonna get far is it
reblogging this to give it another try,,
we already have a *spiked* punch bowl so..
reblog with something to add to the funeral.
taaaaging… (also adding some officals.. just curious)
@crypticgoose3 @crowsndbugs @solarexe @kobieatsfeet @redcat-anomaly @shinycr0w @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @box-offical @spoon-offical @fork-offical
edit-
I edited the original post sooouuhhhhh check that out if ya want
oh i forgor about this
um
at the funeral instead of a euology a video will be played of the deceased's funniest/dumbest moments, specifically anything they regret or wish never happened. we will truly make their worst moments haunt them to their grave.
gang add more crap to this funeral or else you may be the sacrifice
@catbrain42 @crowsndbugs @solarexe @do--not--you-dare @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @kobieatsfeet @lavendertortoise12 @witchwithwords2115 @writer-fennec @grim-crypt @toomuchtodooml @the-king-of-beans-offical @bubble-official and open tags obv (also i totally forgor half my moots but i'm eepy sorry)
i want to do a Kahoot about my life and whoever wins inherits my money
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genius
play fucking stray kids, epic the musical, fall out boy, arctic monkeys at my funeral
dress code is wear fucking neon shit
theres gonna be a bouquet and its gonna be yeeted. whoever catches it goes next >=]
tags under cut <3 :
Well, I suppose…
Irratino is not allowed to die before me. As I am most likely to die from murder, I want Irratino to solve the case, and, when the murderer comes up to speak at the funeral, Irratino makes a grand fashion out of exposing them.
I want the funeral before Irratino exposes my murderer to be normal and somber, but afterwards have it be more of a celebration of my life.
Also there will be a game where you figure out who committed the most murders
Tags under the cut
Mh...
If I die then it has to be documentary worthy, just saying that
Although for that to happen I probably have to be tortured or sum, maybe scratch that
If I'm murdered and the murderer comes to my funeral, I want people to play all vs one hide and seek
Tags
That’s a manhunt midnight
Those are illegal midnight
Never said they should kill them
funeral chain
im gonna go ahead and tag a few people, and they'll *hopefully* say something they'd like to have/have happen at their funeral.
no questions are to be asked.
no matter how weird it is.
that person will tag a few people, and so on.
everyone will add one thing they want there, or that they want happening.
this will sum up into one giant, catastrophic funeral for someone whether they like it or not.
whoever gets selected as the 'funeral sacrifice' will have to imagine a probably terrifying scene of their funeral. reblogs and comments will debate so [if not i'll rely on a spin wheel thing].
i highly encourage, whether its high or no effort, that people draw what happens.
@crowsndbugs @crypticgoose2854 @redcat-anomaly @solarexe
have fun. or not. i unno.
edit:
this isnt gonna get far is it
reblogging this to give it another try,,
we already have a *spiked* punch bowl so..
reblog with something to add to the funeral.
taaaaging… (also adding some officals.. just curious)
@crypticgoose3 @crowsndbugs @solarexe @kobieatsfeet @redcat-anomaly @shinycr0w @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @box-offical @spoon-offical @fork-offical
edit-
I edited the original post sooouuhhhhh check that out if ya want
oh i forgor about this
um
at the funeral instead of a euology a video will be played of the deceased's funniest/dumbest moments, specifically anything they regret or wish never happened. we will truly make their worst moments haunt them to their grave.
gang add more crap to this funeral or else you may be the sacrifice
@catbrain42 @crowsndbugs @solarexe @do--not--you-dare @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @kobieatsfeet @lavendertortoise12 @witchwithwords2115 @writer-fennec @grim-crypt @toomuchtodooml @the-king-of-beans-offical @bubble-official and open tags obv (also i totally forgor half my moots but i'm eepy sorry)
i want to do a Kahoot about my life and whoever wins inherits my money
@lightsabersandbluecookies @smolwriter @beansandsausages32 @raynilikescats @astracaedes @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @the-grassy-hill @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @0llierawr @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @pond-scum-offical @crypticgoose2854 @ash-cherryblossom @theredlumas2 @medieval-peasant-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @marvinoffical @do--not--you-dare @goblin-offical @no-one-offical
genius
play fucking stray kids, epic the musical, fall out boy, arctic monkeys at my funeral
dress code is wear fucking neon shit
theres gonna be a bouquet and its gonna be yeeted. whoever catches it goes next >=]
tags under cut <3 :
Well, I suppose…
Irratino is not allowed to die before me. As I am most likely to die from murder, I want Irratino to solve the case, and, when the murderer comes up to speak at the funeral, Irratino makes a grand fashion out of exposing them.
I want the funeral before Irratino exposes my murderer to be normal and somber, but afterwards have it be more of a celebration of my life.
Also there will be a game where you figure out who committed the most murders
Tags under the cut
It's a funeral, not a party...?
I guess different traditions exist
What was mentioned? Kahoot (what is that?), spiked punch, vines type shit..
I dunno, pie eating contest ig?
LOGICO IS MIDNIGHT III ALRIGHT PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
@ask-emma-rose
He isn't dead. He's on an ambulance right now, but I'm getting updates on his condition from the hospital. But... I saw someone creeping around your apartment building. It was @ask-major-red. He doesn't seem like he should be around here. I'm going to approach him. Wish me luck.
He was wandering the area with seemingly no intentions
Hm?
Logico walks up to Major Red with a pen and notebook in hand.
“Hello, Major. Mind answering some questions about your activities in the past couple days?”
Logico’s smile was slightly off, like he didn’t mean it.
Red eyed him up and down
"I'll call you later."
He tucked away his phone and turned to the deductive.
"Any particular reason?"
“Oh, nothing extraordinary. Just making sure you didn’t commit murder again.”
"Hmph, of course. Go on, I don't have all day."
“Oh good, you’re not resisting. That’ll make this easier.
So, question one: what were you doing in this general area?”
"Do I have to have a reason? Was just on a walk."
Logico writes something down, and sighs.
“Because there were two murders nearby in the last two days, and you are a war criminal. So. Answer, please.”
Major red sighs and pinches his nose bridge.
"Army was being a pain and I needed stress relief that does not involve beating the shit out of someone. There, happy?"
“Hmm.”
Logico writes more in his notebook.
“Yes, very.
Question two: do you know anything about poisons?”
"Aside from the ones used in deterrent bombs or similar, actually not much."
Logico frowns, and scratches something out in the notebook.
“Okay… have you been carrying any medium-large sharp weapons? Such as a kitchen knife, for example.”
"I have my phone? But it's blunt, so. And I'd rather not break it for whatever happened over there."
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!
the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?
oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby
If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.
@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D
TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN
to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses
I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure
This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do
Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about
tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart
tag all you moots this is not an option
also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well
@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)
So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.
ON IT BESTIE!
im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen
NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh and @probablyautism here u go luv
CMON FOLKS
DO IT
here you are!!
@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.
@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)
Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.
It may still need help getting to 200,000.
Here's Aziraphale in disguise:
And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:
@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.
At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.
Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.
The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.
Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.
He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.
Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.
His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.
The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.
His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.
They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.
“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”
The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.
The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.
“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.
Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.
JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL
@writing-prompt-s
Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.
Chaos Course Set Meal
Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos
Foreword:
As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.
Course One
Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris
10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.
Ingredients (serves four people):
1 teaspoon of saffron
300g carnaroli rice
50g extra virgin olive oil
20g butter
5g shallots
1l vegetable broth
parsley (to taste)
100g porcini mushrooms
80g portobello mushrooms
100g brown mushrooms
5g truffle oil
5g lemon peel and lemon juice
30g parmesan cheese
thyme (a dash)
5g garlic
A pinch of salt and pepper
The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.
Method:
In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast
Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.
In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.
Presentation:
At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.
The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.
@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho
hi jeff (:
I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt
i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number
I have been summoned many, many times
This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!
The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.
Time for the officalverse
@satan-offical @trans-official @sometimes-cis-offical @tiresias-offical @jeff-offical @spotify-offical @beehive-offical @sleep-offical
And any others
HAHA. BE PREPARED
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@wall-ghost-offical @watermelon-offical @wales-offical @warlock-offical @walter-becker-official @whitewhale-offical @whale-shark-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @wlw-god-offical @weevil-offical @wrath-offical @will-byers-offical @will-solace-offical @wine-aunt-offical @window-offical @will-wood-offical @worcestershire-offical
@xenogender-offical @xen-offical
@yaoi-offical @your-bed-offical @yarilo-offical @yearning-offical @yeehaw-offical @yeti-offical @youtubemusic-offical
@zergling-offical @zest-offical @zeus-offical
WOE. OFFICALVERSE ME APON YE
@tag-games-offical @tf2-spy-offical @tgirl-offical @thejoker-offical @tweek-official @twink-offical @twitterx-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @temu-offical @tech-priest-offical @teeth-offical @tesco-offical @trans-older-brother-offical @trans-official @trudeau-official @triceratops-official @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical @turtle-offical @turtles-offical @tumbleweed-offical @tiny-evil-wizard-offical @tim-drake-offical @time-loop-researcher-offical @timmyoffical @timothy-stoker-offical @tophat-offical @tboy-offical @tm4tm-offical
*rolls past merrily, pieces of candy falling from the brambles as they go*
@dogpoo-petuski-official @deerstalker-hat-offical @dam-offical @damien-thorn-offical @daisy-wells-offical @dsmp-offical @deactived-offical @detention-offical @desert-offical @despair-officoal @drop-bear-offical @drawings-offical @dragon-offical @drinking-offical @dygsrahpia-offical @dusk-offical @dungeon-master-offical @duck-offical @dice-offical @dino-kid-offical @dinosaur-nuggets-offical @doomedbythenarrativeoffical @dolphin-offical @dougie-official @donnie-offical @dnd-blood-hunter-offical
when i tell you i had to scroll down SO FAR to find out hwy i had been tagged in this post...
we have enough notes btw op
@genderstealeroffical @goth-older-sister-offical @gwi-ma-offical @gametoons-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @gaslighting-offical @ghost-inyour-attic-offical @glitter-offical @gender-euphoria-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @grover-underwood-offical @grandson-offical @greed-offical @greg-house-offical @grammar-offical @girlboss-offical @girl-scouts-offical @girlfriend-offical @girl-offical-deactivated2025082 @gimkit-offical
Damn this is such a short post :/
Buble
(Bringing deltarune)
@tvt1me @tv-time-with-mr-ant-tenna @im-old @bigshotautos @deltarune-roleplay-breakingnews @sans-undertale-offical @pipis-official @kris-pronoun-police @kris-pronoun-reminder @jongler-pronouns-daily @is-it-shuttah-shunday @it-is-tenna-wedtennsday @is-it-battat-baturday @is-it-jongler-juesday @is-it-pluey-purrsday @is-it-weatherduo-wednesday @hammer-of-justice-offical @the-threatening-watercooler
Buble bable booble
(Also adding parent and siblings)
@not-offical-offical
@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas@the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical
Welcome to the longest post i have ever seen lol
@garlic-bread-cult-offical @garlic-bread-on-the-side @garlic-bread-offical @garlic-bread-official-blog
Thank you hunger, this is beautiful.
Y'all are getting summoned whether or not you already have been because I'm not reading through all that, sorry
@no-one-offical @john-doe-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @grandpa-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @do--not--you-dare @worldheritagepostorganization
Wow, everyone on tumblr is here.... even me the old man
I’m not on this, but this is hilarious.
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If you see this and are in the Murdle fandom and I didn’t tag you, sry
...
I am too old for this
LOGICO IS MIDNIGHT III ALRIGHT PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
@ask-emma-rose
He isn't dead. He's on an ambulance right now, but I'm getting updates on his condition from the hospital. But... I saw someone creeping around your apartment building. It was @ask-major-red. He doesn't seem like he should be around here. I'm going to approach him. Wish me luck.
He was wandering the area with seemingly no intentions
Hm?
Logico walks up to Major Red with a pen and notebook in hand.
“Hello, Major. Mind answering some questions about your activities in the past couple days?”
Logico’s smile was slightly off, like he didn’t mean it.
Red eyed him up and down
"I'll call you later."
He tucked away his phone and turned to the deductive.
"Any particular reason?"
“Oh, nothing extraordinary. Just making sure you didn’t commit murder again.”
"Hmph, of course. Go on, I don't have all day."
“Oh good, you’re not resisting. That’ll make this easier.
So, question one: what were you doing in this general area?”
"Do I have to have a reason? Was just on a walk."
Logico writes something down, and sighs.
“Because there were two murders nearby in the last two days, and you are a war criminal. So. Answer, please.”
Major red sighs and pinches his nose bridge.
"Army was being a pain and I needed stress relief that does not involve beating the shit out of someone. There, happy?"
“Hmm.”
Logico writes more in his notebook.
“Yes, very.
Question two: do you know anything about poisons?”
"Aside from the ones used in deterrent bombs or similar, actually not much."
LOGICO IS MIDNIGHT III ALRIGHT PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
@ask-emma-rose
He isn't dead. He's on an ambulance right now, but I'm getting updates on his condition from the hospital. But... I saw someone creeping around your apartment building. It was @ask-major-red. He doesn't seem like he should be around here. I'm going to approach him. Wish me luck.
He was wandering the area with seemingly no intentions
Hm?
Logico walks up to Major Red with a pen and notebook in hand.
“Hello, Major. Mind answering some questions about your activities in the past couple days?”
Logico’s smile was slightly off, like he didn’t mean it.
Red eyed him up and down
"I'll call you later."
He tucked away his phone and turned to the deductive.
"Any particular reason?"
“Oh, nothing extraordinary. Just making sure you didn’t commit murder again.”
"Hmph, of course. Go on, I don't have all day."
“Oh good, you’re not resisting. That’ll make this easier.
So, question one: what were you doing in this general area?”
"Do I have to have a reason? Was just on a walk."
Logico writes something down, and sighs.
“Because there were two murders nearby in the last two days, and you are a war criminal. So. Answer, please.”
Major red sighs and pinches his nose bridge.
"Army was being a pain and I needed stress relief that does not involve beating the shit out of someone. There, happy?"
LOGICO IS MIDNIGHT III ALRIGHT PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
@ask-emma-rose
He isn't dead. He's on an ambulance right now, but I'm getting updates on his condition from the hospital. But... I saw someone creeping around your apartment building. It was @ask-major-red. He doesn't seem like he should be around here. I'm going to approach him. Wish me luck.
He was wandering the area with seemingly no intentions
Hm?
Logico walks up to Major Red with a pen and notebook in hand.
“Hello, Major. Mind answering some questions about your activities in the past couple days?”
Logico’s smile was slightly off, like he didn’t mean it.
Red eyed him up and down
"I'll call you later."
He tucked away his phone and turned to the deductive.
"Any particular reason?"
“Oh, nothing extraordinary. Just making sure you didn’t commit murder again.”
"Hmph, of course. Go on, I don't have all day."
“Oh good, you’re not resisting. That’ll make this easier.
So, question one: what were you doing in this general area?”
"Do I have to have a reason? Was just on a walk."