Decepticon

[aangarchy]

Sokka: *on the floor with a cut in his stomach*

Zuko: fuck, you’re losing a lot of blood! what’s your type?!

Sokka: fire nation, hard to get, explos-

Zuko: your blood type! what’s your fucken blood type!!!

[osmiumtrash]

Me as I die from a pencil stab to the toe

[teatops]

I’m sorry but that’s Disturbingly Specific ????

[osmiumtrash]

I think this’ll explain it

[teatops]

That helps. Slightly.

[osmiumtrash]

Glad to know it did

[teatops]

Rather ineffective way to kill you tho. But whatever butters your murderer’s toast.

[osmiumtrash]

Idk school is already killing me the pencil was nothing but a threat

[teatops]

But a threat that would kill you when stabbed in your toe? Why the toe?

[osmiumtrash]

Oh boy

Homework

I was doing homework a few nights ago in bed

And I forgot there was a pencil in my bed

And I being the genius I am woke up at 3 am two nights ago and pushed my foot down onto it

Because of my fucking

H o m e w o r k

And now I’m running around for four hours backstage tomorrow with a stabbed toe

[teatops]

Homework - 1

@xosmiumxtrashx - 0

Rip my friend

[osmiumtrash]

I

Totally didn’t stab myself again

[teatops]

Aaaaaaaaand the toe-stabbing pencil post is back

Homework/pencil - 2

@xosmiumxtrashx - 0

[osmiumtrash]

It

Might have been

Something in the carpet-

[teatops]

Literally anything that can barely be considered a hazard - 2

@xosmiumxtrashx - 0

Why are you cursed?

[osmiumtrash]

I was too powerful so god nerfed me with clumsiness and constantly forgetting to use my inhaler in the morning so I suffer

[teatops]

Sounds fair enough. What are your powerful traits op?

[osmiumtrash]

Exorcism style flexibility to an extent and a Tanjirou quality skull

[teatops]

That’s pretty godlike. She was right to subject you to eternal near death experiences caused by random small objects. Rip tho

[osmiumtrash]

I think god just has a vengeance for my right leg in general, mainly my foot and ankle so that’s fun

[aangarchy]

You do realise that I get a notification each time one of you answers the other? This is really spamming my notes and annoying the absolute shit out of me, please if you want to have a conversation dm each other and talk in private. This doesn’t even have anything to do with the original post anymore, and nobody besides you two are interested in this interaction. Continue in private as you please, but not in public on other people’s posts, thank you.

[coroner-i-barely-know-her]

The whole time reading this is was distracted by the image wondering why wouldn't Spiderman just move the kid rather than stop the bus, like it's way easier and has less risk??

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[abolishtocreate]

The USA are a hellscape

[nb-tomfool]

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

[apersnicketylemon]

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

[surprisebitch]

this photoset is enough to write episodes for more than 3 seasons of Black Mirror

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

please reblog if you hear music inside your head all the time

What I say: I feel like everyone is mad at me.

What I mean: I got the impression that one specific person is mad at/dissatisfied with/disappointed in me and that feeling has bled over into my perception of literally all other people, because emotionally I cannot grasp the concept that negative feelings or reactions to me are not 100% universal, and as I mostly define myself by what other people think of me I can barely imagine what it feels like to be an individual with free-standing feelings and depth of character separate from what is decided by the judgement of others, thus enforcing the idea that when one person is upset at me then everyone is, because when someone else decides what I am it becomes true.

[wetsnail]

I spent a year looking for this post.

[sokkable]

sokka: wHeRe ArE tHe MeN wHo CaPtUrEd Us???????

kyoshi warriors: um we were the ones who captured you

sokka:

[sokkable]

for anyone wondering, yes there are two different ways to read this meme

[catchymemes]

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

[dancinbutterfly]

So….thats ridiculously pure? Also, um, imagine your otp?

[i-am-a-fish]

soup

[coroner-i-barely-know-her]

Why are you buying clothing in the soup store!?!!

[coroner-i-barely-know-her]

Program (me) has failed successfully

Why is it that people can write thousand page long fanfics but I can't write 2 pages for a paper on something I enjoy. Also why can I read fanfic for hours but not be able to read one chapter of an actual book without extreme effort.

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[wobblyjimbles]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

[astrolavas]

happy v-day! 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a George Bush-themed amusement park. There was a DJ with a George Bush mask and it was also a cruise ship.

[coroner-i-barely-know-her]

Was it Bush Gardens?

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

Friendly reminder that -

Percy’s neutral expression is a natural brooding look that he gets from Poseidon

That when he does smile it’s crooked and makes him look like a trouble maker

When he talks it’s usually very sarcastic and/or impertinent 

His inner monologue is actually very negative and while we, as the readers, take it as a joke he’s usually pretty pessimistic for a good portion of the time

That when he’s fighting his expression is fierce and is hard to tell whether he is the good guy or not

That Leo Valdez equated Percy’s angry expression to the feeling he gets when Jason is about to shoot lightning. Let me repeat - just the look on Percy’s face when he’s angry was considered on par to Jason controlling flipping lightning

That he’s very very vindictive and loyal only to those he considers his friends and once you lose his trust it is nearly impossible to earn back 

That while he had the curse of achilles, he laughed crazily while he was single handedly destroying hordes of monsters

He made an entire volcano erupt, awakened a giant, and almost wiped out the northwest of the united states

He tortured a godess just so she would feel his misery

That he’s actually very manipulative and it made Annabeth step back for a moment and reevaluate her perception of him

That while his dark side came to it’s peak in house of hades and wasn’t mentioned in blood of olympus, there was no confirmation that it suddenly and completely disappeared after they left Tartarus.

Has been the child of the prophecy twice.

He manipulated Bob to kill his own brother by simply convincing him that they were friends and that is what friends did for each other

He was physically abused by his step father

That with absolutely no training at all he killed the minotaur with it’s own horn at the mere age of twelve

He wins a good majority of his fights by simply outsmarting his opponent 

He has scared not only Annabeth but his friends and peers on more than one occasion with his attitude and powers

That he’s considered extremely powerful for a demigod and for a child of the big three and makes the gods slightly nervous

That when he’s upset his powers act to mimic his emotions without him even trying

Has been offered immortality

That he is actually really sorta intimidating without trying 

That we need to stop reducing Percy’s character to a happy-go-lucky comic relief goofball that doesn’t know his left foot from right because he is so much more than that

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

Well this post has unbelievably gotten more than 30k likes/reblogs and I can now die happy . To celebrate, I’m extending the list of canon moments for those of you who are interested.

Percy has been to anger management classes. 

The name Perseus literally translates to “To Destroy.” Do with that what you will. 

Percy and his mother systematically murdered his abusive step father. And not only did Percy not feel a bit of repulse at the idea of killing someone, he offered to kill Gabe by himself if his mother couldn’t do it, then felt regret that he wasn’t the one who strike the final blow. His exact inner thought was - “How could I turn down the perfect chance to take revenge on him?”

After Percy killed Arachne in Tartarus, his exact words to Annabeth was “She died too easy, considering how much torture he put you through. She deserved worse.” And it unsettled Annabeth so much that she was almost glad Arachne died quickly.

Like dam, if you haven’t figured it out already, Percy kinda has a thing for revenge.

Percy’s powers grow extraordinarily fast, show no signs of stopping any time soon, and are no longer bound to only salt water or pure water liquids but now encompass all water-based liquids.

Percy blood bended in Tartarus.

“He didn’t want to stop. He wanted to choke this goddess. He wanted to watch her drown in her own poison. He wanted to see just how much misery Misery could take.” - Perseus Jackson while torturing Akhlys.

Luke and Kronos when talking about Percy not only referred to him as a weapon, but an unreliable one at that.

Frank literally compared Percy’s fighting style to a demon.

Percy pretty much took out half of the Roman Legion single-handedly during the War Games and basically just caused mass chaos and panic.

When Frank, Hazel, and Percy were traveling in SoN, street gangs didn’t bother them because one look from Percy sent them running in the other direction. One look.

Percy’s wolf stare was described as “No matter how bad you think you are, I’m worse.”

[coroner-i-barely-know-her]

- Also when he turns down immortality he proceeds to tell the God's (the rulers of everything on Earth with more power than anyone else) that they are being terrible parents and need to do better

- and let us not forget that he defeated Ares the literal God of war in combat and when he sees him as Mars he isn't phased at all

[spooky-daddy-jim]

every time you see this post (you don’t have to but it’s fun) reblog it with a new song quote

can’t say the same song quote

can be from any genre

(i saw this and thought it would be fun!)

“i’m not scared to be seen! i make no apologies! THIS IS ME!”

[mechanicalsurgeries-deactivated]

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION!

[jingle-jester]

Black is the kiss, the touch of a serpent son

[iheartmurdck-deactivated2023120]

Im not as think as you drunk I am

[iheartmurdck-deactivated2023120]

2nd time: damn, It’s all good I guess

[yourfriendbird]

She was acting pretty, thought she owned the city. Some should have told her that pretty ain’t a job.

[iheartmurdck-deactivated2023120]

I keep seeing this OMG. 3rd time: But who could love me I am out of my mind

[marilynmansonlovesmcr312-blog]

You would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflys lit up the world as I fell asleep

[veil-needs-sleep]

Never used a day of my education

[late-to-everything]

When both our cars collide 

[mechanicalsurgeries-deactivated]

Things are better if i stay

[welcometothemusicandthemisery]

Sell the kids for food

[messy-mady]

No one is escaping to DESOLATION ROW!

[sksksk-and-eye-oop-deactivated2]

I am not afraid to keep on living

[bandtrashallie]

BREAK ALL MY LIFE TO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING

[late-to-everything]

A world that sends you reeling

 from decimated dreams 

 your misery and hate will kill us all

[that-happy-emogirl-deactivated2]

These are their hearts but their hearts don’t beat like ours

they burn cause they are all afraid

when mine beats twice as hard

[https-crespo]

I don’t care how much you invest yourself in me 

We’re not working out

We’re not working out

[raydrawssunshine]

In the middle of a gunfight

In the center of a restaurant

They say

Come with your arms raised HIGH

[jisoosrainbow]

I’m here at the beginning of the end

Oh, the end of infinity with you

[sssaannaa-deactivated20200816]

if i love you was a promise

would you break it if you’re honest

[jisoosrainbow]

If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch, make it a good one

[sapphikatara-deactivated2022091]

This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks

[dustykiss]

I’m in the business of misery, let’s take it from the top.

[love-is-a-chemical]

Ask no questions and you’ll get no lies

[dr-bloodymary]

Metaphorically I’m a whore

[fvckingagony]

he saw the train and tried to duck it hit first the gas and then the bucket

[scream-me-to-sleep]

We’ll shoot back holy water like cheap whiskey

[our-lady-of-venom]

I’m trapped inside your heart, I don’t mind the broken parts.

[biuebladesoftime-deactivated202]

Drop dead in your bedroom

[335am]

woah weird, i’ve seen this probably 5 times but i’m not in this version

reinvent love

[finger-chips]

Not done, not done, not done

JOSH DUN

[willmikeel]

Waves of wood legs, waves of wooden legs.

[idontwannabetherightwayround]

Always golden when the day met the night

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour

[nkomaeda]

take my mind, take my body, take my father’s conscience from me

[catboy07-moved]

Mr. Sandman give me a dream

[glittery-emo-ostriches]

Boys will be boys, hiding in estrogen and wearing aubergine dreams

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

now I’m falling asleep, and she’s calling a cab, while he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[dezertt-song]

You’ve got bleached out eyes from the valley sand and the black tar palms keep weeping your name

[world-destroyer-ponky]

I’ve got troubled thoughts and self esteem to match what a catch

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

You don’t deserve a point of view if the only thing you see is you

[aquila--tequila]

if home is where the heart is then we’re all just fucked

[parahive-blog]

Your a heart attack in black hair dye

[ditzybuniblogsx]

theyre teaching me to kill, who’s teaching me to love?

[anaphcra]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

[twentyonejazzhands]

And if Death is the last appointment then we’re all just sitting in the waiting room

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

CRAWLING IN MY SKINN

[i-like-gummibarchen]

Never thought I’d be alone at 19

[emo-for-patrick-stumps-fedora]

If you were church, I’d get on my knees Confess my love, I’d know where to be, My sanctuary, you’re holy to me!!!

[funeralgreymv]

So boycott love

Detox just to retox

And id promise you anything for another shot at life

Imperfect boys

With their perfect ploys

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

WHOOOOOOOO-OOH-OHH-OOOH-OH

Mona Lisaaaaaaa

[wish-i-was-flatlining-deactivat]

Let’s be alone together we can stay young forever

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

Well, it better be black, it better be tight

And it better be just my size

[imanemojoke]

my spider’s dead.

[yuujislaugh]

Love is not a choice

[wherethewaterstarts-andyouend]

Sister I’m not much a poet but a criminal

[yuujislaugh]

{sis are you kidding me i just saw this}

Did you mean it when you said I was pretty

And that you didn’t want to live in the city where the people are shitty

[leatherxmth]

How can a fistfight be romantic

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Time 3? 4? Idk

WELL ARE YOU READY RAY

YEAH

HOW BOUT YOU FRANK

Oh I’m there baby

HOW BOUT YOU MIKEY

FUCKIN READY

Well I think I’m alright

ONE TWO THREE FOUR

[anaphcra]

WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE) I CANT WAKE UP (WAKE ME IP INSIDE) SAVE ME

[wish-i-was-flatlining-deactivat]

I eat sticks and rocks and mud I don’t care about the government and I really need a hug

[runaway-from-the-ashes-deactiva]

Destination desolation, tell me when you reach the brink of life, just a picture on your wall

That’s nice, what a metaphoric fall

[highshooketh1]

Everybody loves tarantulas 

[s-o-u-l-p-u-n-k-e-d]

i drink juice when i’m killing cuz it’s fucking delicious

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

I read it in reverse, ssalg eht pat t'nod syas ngis ehT

[killjoys-make-some-noise-2019]

DRINK DOWN THAT GIN AND KEROSENE

COME SPIT ON BRIDGES WITH

MEEEEEEEeeeEEeEEEEEEEeeeEEEE

JUST TO KEEP US WARM

[interestsofabookwormbitch]

Tag your it tag tag your it

[funky-nut]

i’m bitching, he’s bitching, they’re bitching, we’re bitching

[inlovewithaspider-deactivated20]

Hey Youngblood

Doesn’t it feel like our time is running out

I’m going to change you like a remix

Then I’ll raise you like a phoenix

[shysoftgoth]

I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake baby

Snap out of it

I get the feeling I left it too late, but baby

Snap. Out. Of. It.

[onehundredtwentybooks]

And if you would call me your sweetheart

I’d maybe then sing you a song

[mulebits]

I left a goodbye note in lipstick on your am when you passed out

[nativenod]

have you ever wanted to disappear?

[melencoliia]

WELL DON’T I LOOK PRETTY WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE BEST DAMN DRESS I OWN

[cyanidevamp]

THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A WHORE

[melencoliia]

(Second time I guess)

STOP

DROP

AND DRAG ME INTO PLACE

[jukeberry]

We all wanna party when the funeral ends

[ownerofidaho]

Ain’t it fun, ain’t it fun, baby now you’re one of us.

[thatonegoodmeme]

GIRLS LOVE GIRLS AND BOYS

[kanyeismyenemy]

YOU

Change

Your

Mind

Like

A girl

Changes

Clothes

[bitchy-earth-mama]

I can’t write one song that’s not about you, can’t drink without thinking about you, is it too late to tell you that EVERYTHING MEANS NOTHING IF I CANT HAVE YOU!!!!!

[willkillagodforfree]

You’ve got designer shades just to hide your face, and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me

[pippip-cheerio]

Bad?

Rough?

Rough?

kInKy

[thalia-the-hunter]

I have been around the block before with block heads just like you

[coroner-i-barely-know-her]

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Jonnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[gayspiderbaby-deactivated201909]

i physically can’t scroll past this post

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[sunshine-in-a-petal-deactivated]

THE FLOWER CROWN

[softmushie]

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[devil-delta-deactivated20190915]

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTs!

[saltycorgie-deactivated20181006]

QUICK REBLOG IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST AGAIN

[khyann]

NEED TO REBLOG

[reinerist]

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[zackisontumblr]

1.7 million notes and…

[polkastudies]

i wanna see if this works lmao

[logarlthms]

for scientific research

[queenangst]

gUYS

[zarmorxan]

ive seen this a thousand times before and resisted the urge but lets try now.

Come at me

[amynchan]

lol, does this even work?

[risingmo0n]

Curiousity…

[catradoracore]

Don’t dissapoint me.

[sippedaway-deactivated20240627]

I GOT ONE

[several-caterpillars]

I bet they won’t now tho, there’s too many people

[swagnesschase]

OMG I GOT ONE SSKSSKJSKSKJJSJSS