Eirarara

[serathereadaholic]

Pov: When your card declines at therapy so they pull out this trio-

“His eyes were green.”

“Livia.” Julian’s voice rose, cracking and tumbling over itself like a wave breaking far out to sea. “Livvy, my baby, please, sweetheart, open your eyes, it’s Jules, I’m here for you, I’m always here for you, please, please—”

The worst moments, when, sitting alone at breakfast, she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes or the depth of his laugh; that like the sound of Jem's violin, they had faded into the distance where memories are silent.

(the fact that I almost cried again while posting this tho)

[serathereadaholic]

"Draw your squad" but part 2

Pov: the circle members plan a sleepover (a movie night) but they're doing everything but watching it-

(Edit: Oops I forgot Luke! But he's def the one hosting so I can imagine him in the kitchen bringing up snacks)

Btw even tho I feel bad for Stephen this is exactly how I imagine Valentine and Celine after he set them up-

And some of my other head canons of them as a friend group

Ps: I feel like Val is a mix of angry energy+no energy

[serathereadaholic]

"Draw your squad" meme but it features the og circle group (I named the characters based on the vibes)

Also random but this is exactly how I picture some moments like-

You can't tell me it wasn't like that lol (Jocelyn and Valentine totally fought over Luke at the beginning of their friendship)

[serathereadaholic]

Here's how the "Who broke the coffee machine" scene from Parks and Rec played out in my mind, featuring the circle-

Valentine: So... who broke it? [Nobody says a word] I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Luke: I did. I broke-

Val: No, no you didn't. Stephen?

Stephen: Don't look at me. Look at Robert.

Robert: What? I didn't break it.

Stephen: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Robert: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Stephen: [leans in on him] Suspicious.

Jocelyn: If it matters - probably not - but Maryse was the last one to use it.

Maryse: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Jocelyn: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Maryse: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Jocelyn!

Luke: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Val!

Val: No! Who broke it??!

Stephen: [looks at Hodge, then at Val] Valentine... Hodge's been awfully quiet.

Hodge: REALLY??

Stephen: Yeah! Really.

Hodge: Oh, my God! [everyone starts arguing at one another except Val]

Val: [inside his office] I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

[tea-and-a-clandestine-agenda-de]

LOL TAKE THAT EVERYONE WHO SAID THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN

LUCIE AND CORDELIA WILL BE PARABATAI ITS CONFIRMED BY CASSIE HERSELF IN HER NEWSLETTER, THERE'S GOING TO BE A SHORT STORY ABOUT THEIR CEREMONY IN THE FIRST EDITION, SO HA

[more-than-starlight04]

The terrible Gs

I don’t think that I can ever refer to Gideon and Gabriel as anything else now

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jokesontoast]

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

[magnumbot-deactivated20240227]

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

[09nerorelatable]

Pokemon and Digimon

[horuss-moved234567865-deactivat]

sun and moon

[miyushinoharaofficial]

super trans and mega trans

[mcfucko-deactivated20180520]

chungo and scrungus

[dfbdbdghngfnfgngfnghfghghfh-dea]

salt and pepper

[inter5tellas]

Neither and both

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

Nintendogs 1 & 2

[goth-gay]

handmaiden and fuedal lord

[filthyheretic-deactivated201901]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[thatstoomanypilots]

Team lads and team gents

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

Mario and Luigi

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

Tom and Jerry

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Ass and tiddies

[cultural-goldmanism]

Star Trek and Star Wars

[yteicosanievilew]

Simon and garfunkel

[realvladimirlenin-deactivated20]

Primmie and techie

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

Marina and The Diamonds

[butchmachine]

Grump and Not So Grump

[twynkdeth]

Bread and butter

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ramones and Clash

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Coke and Pepsi

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Skype and Oovoo.

[psychophancy-deactivated2021072]

Derek and The Dominos

[irltrash]

the proletariat and the bourgeois

[iamfuckingtrash]

feudal lords and handmaidens

[soulsingerinasessionband]

Dungeons and dragons

[gaylawyersmoved-deactivated2020]

narumitsu and narumayo

[acecourses-blog]

kinder and milka

[don8boost]

benny and the jets

[discourseofficial]

florence and the machine

[you-arent-queer]

shrek & the bee movie

[movedto-sceneboyfriend]

Xbox and pc

[melskunk]

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

Naruto & Sasuke

[soft-pink-wilfy]

Ben & Jerry’s

[kotilae]

Offense and Defense

[panic-at-the-badger-burrow]

Peanut butter and jelly

[booksarebetterthanpeople]

Coffee and tea

[catgirlwerewolf]

Owl and city

[drafted-to-the-skeleton-war]

Lamb and beef

[gonda-deactivated20210511]

My type and not my type

[lahnce-moved]

Ihop and Denny’s

[thespace-dragon]

Mcdonalds and burger king

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

Coke and Pepsi

[clownfactories]

Jedi & Sith

[blaxkula]

Sharks and Jets

[transicon]

sans and komaeda

[g-mecube]

Joestars and Brandos

[wulfric-schwarzfell-deactivated]

Alliance and Horde

[lamafeeling]

Valor and Mystic

[irvine--kinneas]

Dipper & Mabel 

[somebody-anxious-deactivated202]

Ruby & Sapphire

[sludgebat]

nutritious & delicious

[anti-transphobia]

furries & scalies

[morag-thong-deactivated20180914]

Overwatch and tf2

[the-wicked-rad-and-hella-deacti]

ocean and sky

[official-contrabassoon]

Paydays and Whatchamacallits

[howdramaful]

Fred and George

[incorrect-ii-quotes]

team epic and team chicken leg

[icemintfreeze]

Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island

[ask-joey-drew-deactivated201705]

ruby and sapphire

[stf-archived-deactivated2020100]

*.Flowey and Asriel.

[lunaria-tsukano97-deactivated20]

Undertale and FNAF

[donna-dot-paella]

Gryffindor and Slytherin

[trollyxzx]

Salt and Sugar

[kiseki-kisetsu-deactivated20180]

μ’s and Aqours

[pointlessfoxglove]

Black and white

[lukalino]

Apple and android

[join-the-doge-side-luke]

Mini and Wumbo

[sorta-phantastic-deactivated202]

Dan and Phil

[amazingaveru-deactivated2018121]

DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic

[scumbagsblog]

Hobo and Glunkus

[lostqueenambrose]

Ketchup & Mayo

[impossiblerebelblaze]

chocolate and vanilla

[gothicway]

ketchup and mustard

[nucl34rb0y]

Grandes bites à viande

[tinycinnamonbun]

Batman and robin

[thezachsterisawesome]

Marvel and DC

[scp-1337-deactivated20181215]

Markiplier and Darkiplier

[cnjandhdonejxksndh-deactivated2]

humans + dancers

[jevilcore]

Trans and Turbo Trans

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

gamers and goths

[cranberrybogmummy]

Crowley and Aziraphale

[theladyofingenuitea]

Velvet and Lace 

[cluescorner]

Tits and ass

[cannibalcaprine2]

plants and zombies

[shower-raccoon]

Zangoose and Squirtle

[spoonforsoupp]

Bill and Ted

[saveyourhelplessspite]

hope and desperation

[jesstheespeon]

Corporate and casual

[vigilantsycamore]

fermions and bosons

[citypop-sibling-deactivated2022]

Weeb and Goth

[insertchaoticenbyname]

eeby and deeby

[victor-the-gay-bitch]

Emma and Paul

[dippydots]

Jekyll and Hyde

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Czechia and Slovakia

[hypo-critic-al]

Franken and Stein

[strangestcase]

The girl and the PS5

[habitrabbits]

eeby and deeby

[harley-the-pancake]

Mumbo and Jumbo

[new-resident]

Blorbo and scrunklo

[dragon-with-a-dagger]

Wattpad and Ao3

[new-resident]

Quotev and fanfic.net

[north-infinity-deactivated20221]

plinko and horse

[mogai-sunflowers]

ur and mom

[unapolegetically-nerdy-deactiva]

glup and shitto

[robotyaoi-gayporn]

Scorpions and wolves.

[avery-is-gay]

Red Velvet Cookie and Pastry Cookie

[italian-wall-lizard]

heebies and jeebies

[redvelvetpdf]

phineas and ferb

[psychoppathiccrush-deactivated2]

plants and zombies

[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

Remus and Sirius

[viva-1a-resistance]

wine and cheese

[echo-at-the-pond]

Edward and Jacob

[anotherteenageroninternet]

L and light

[tessherongraystairs]

yes and no

[juliettecxi]

ur mom and ur dad

[yilinglaozuu]

Me and u ;)

[ashisdeadanddying-deactivated20]

Professional idiot and freelance idiot

[nicholassssszxcfspring-deactiva]

reputation and folklore

[godheadjones]

fish and chips

[eiraaaaaaaaaaa]

magnet and metal

[more-than-starlight04]

I do actually need to know very soon what Jem could possibly have done in Chain of Thorns to have a Prince of Hell owe him a favour

[more-than-starlight04]

Thinking about how Dru Blackthorn is about to join the exquisite ranks of our main TSC women

[more-than-starlight04]

Do you think that when Max Lightwood-Bane spends a lot of time out in the sun that he turns a darker shade of blue?

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if i’ve said this once, i’ve said it a million times:

raphael santiago is canonically aro/ace. stop shipping him.

stop.

i don’t care if you’re like “oh but it’s show canon, it’s different.” ok and? the show was based off of the books. that’s how a tv show adaptation works. and if the writers had read any of the books at all, they would’ve known that raphael was aro/ace. clare literally tweeted that raphael was aro/ace. even if they hadn’t read the books, they would’ve seen the tweet!

also this isn’t me endorsing cassandra clare or whatever, i know incest is bad and i know that she’s written questionable things. i’m not an idiot.

“but jaz—” no. nope. don’t care. it’s disrespectful and rude, and it’s invalidating the aro/ace community. i. do. not. care.

this has been pissing me off since i learned about rizzy and saphael, and i—have some decency. that’s all it takes. simple human decency.

ok rant over. sorry.

so. don’t ship raphael santiago with anyone. don’t do it.

[eiraaaaaaaaaaa]

exactly what they said^

I saw people shipping Raphael and Simon. It's disgusting. Not because they're both males but because Simon, as far as we know, is straight and Raph is ace. S*phael shippers, you're insulting both their sexualities by ignoring it. I get that it's fiction so you're allowed to imagine as you want, but there are many people who consider books and book fandoms as their safe haven. And when they see people not respecting their sexuality, they become more insecure and defensive. Not only this but R*zzy too. She's straight, though not announced canonically, it's what the fandom considers. So as they said above^ stop creating ships that don't match the characters' sexuality. It's really disgusting of you.

Another issue with this fandom I've GOT to raise is parabatai ships.

The ship that I hate the most is Will x Jem. You're shipping them platonically? Cool, me too. But they're fucking parabatais stop sexualising them!!!! Neither has ever had romantic feelings for each other. Or so we know. Both of them are straight (never announced, but assumed.) So respect their holy bond and sexuality. Parabatai bond is strictly platonic. It's more important than marriage itself. Or ANY bond for that matter. There's a reason why romantic relations with parabatais is banned. So please stop. Show some respect.

Now some of you might point out the fact that Julian and Emma were parabatais too. I know. And that's the reason i hate their ship. They were both children, naïve and mistook their romantic feelings for each other as platonic. I don't really blame them since they were kids but their relationship is just toxic. I don't think I need to elaborate to people who read SoBH. No offence to all the Blackstairs/Jemma shippers out there. I respect your opinions, so I expect y'all to do the same.

[more-than-starlight04]

When I suddenly remember that Lucifer, the literal devil, is playing a part in The Wicked Powers

[more-than-starlight04]

Suddenly realising that Jem and Tessa are the only ones left

[odyssius-deactivated20220309]

and we're here...on set. doing some stuff.

Kit Young and Jack Wolfe on the set of shadow and bone

[langorion-deactivated20250523]

LOOK AT THE PERFECT WESPER OMG

[a-court-of-valkyries]

It still pisses me off that Nesta thought she should marry Eris because she believed she wasn't worthy of Cassian. Meanwhile Cassian spent the entire book shaming her, taking away her choices, and breaking her down until she was his acceptable version of a mate. The ic spent the whole book shaming her for how she was dealing with ptsd and depression after they put her in the positron to lose everything and gaslighted her into thinking she was the problem, not them. She deserves so much better

[eiraaaaaaaaaaa]

i agree abt the ic part but how exactly did Cassian "break her down" while all he did was train her and wait for her to ask him to stay at night?