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exactly what everything else says duh minor (16-17)

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Thank you all so so so much for all the love you've given this blog. This blog was made as a joke and for comfort, I didn't expect it to blow up like it did. Thank you so much, I know most of you aren't following me but I love each and every one of you.

There have been times where I've seen notifs of bigger blogs reblogging something of mine and I love it so much. There have been blogs that I just look up to that have reblogged stuff from here and it makes me so happy to know that somebody out there, somebody I think is super cool, enjoys my shitposts.

Much love, incorrect-dc-qoutes <3 (also I'm extremely sorry this went inactive for so long, my mental health took a nose dive and I quit a lot of things. It's good to be back though)

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Batman: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Nightwing, rushing in: Duke! Damian tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken

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maybe we should stop telling bigger people that they cant have eating disorders. or asking them shit like "oh so a binging disorder?" just because somebody doesnt look the part doesnt mean they dont struggle with it. some people NATURALLY HAVE BIGGER BODIES. STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID.

ALSO!!! BIGGER PEOPLE ARE FUCKING HUMAN TOO!!! WHERE THE FUUUUUCK DID BODY POSITIVITY GO??? ALSO ON THIS NOTE, LETS NOT TELL SKINNY PEOPLE "oh you need to eat more" "oh you need to put meat on your bones." "oh youre so thin i wish i could be like you" "i wish i looked like you" YOURE FUCKING ANNOYING. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT SOMEBODY IS GOING THROUGH WITH THEIR BODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Dick: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Duke: Six? I only got three! Jason: You guys got sleep? Tim, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

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Jason: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! Jason: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. Dick, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

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Jason: We need a plan to beat them. Roy: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Jason: Roy: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Jason: Hold on, I can explain! Tim: Really? Can you now? Jason: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Tim: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons. Jason, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

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Batkids calling Bruce when they need him.

Dick gets arrested for underage drinking call my dad now he's not in the slightest scared but he wants his dad. Bruce who already got bail done and is wrapping Dick in a blanket.

Jason crashes a car already on the phone with Bruce who is speeding to him.

Tim is falling asleep at the office and wants to go home dad please pick me up. Waking up tucked in Bruce's bed.

Damian gets in a fight at school you call my father right now. He suspended but Bruce hugs him on the way out.

Cass standing face to face with David Cain the man who should have been her father but isn't but before she can scream for Bruce she's wrapped in his cape.

Duke calling Bruce because the kids at school have never been nice to a kid from the wrong side of the tracks and getting ice cream just because.

Stephanie just calling Bruce to talk knowing no matter how busy he is there will be time for her.

Babs who even though Jim Gordon is a great man after a nightmare about the joker only wants one man. Bruce running in the middle of the night to her door. Wrapping his batgirl in his arms.

Kids who aren't afraid to call Dad. He wont be mad he wants them to call. To know he will drop everything to get to his boys, or his girls. Scared birds shouting for the big bad bat and he comes running.

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Tim: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Jason: Your life? Tim: I- well yes, but-

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i feel like at a concert, dick grayson would be the guy that gets blackout drunk and compliments literally everyone. he makes so many friends and then doesnt remember them

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

HOLY SHIT WHAT????? HELLO????

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Steph: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Tim: So, you’re not going to share? Steph: I’m not going to share.

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Kon: I like your new pants! Tim: Thanks, they were 50% off! Kon: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Tim: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Kon: Thats’s… not what I meant. Tim: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kon.

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Jason: You guys worried about Dick? Steph: Totally! Tim: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Jason: And what'd you say? Tim: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Steph: Jason: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

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Jason: Bruce told me to pick my battles and I picked all of them

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after damian and tim have an argument:

Dick: Is there something you would like to say, Tim?

Tim: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.