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Peter Solarz
Stranger Things
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JVL
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Andulka
Cosmic Funnies
taylor price
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Product Placement
blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.
Love Begins
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@madamfacilier
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dark
bark
Lark
Sure
Serf
Self
Seld
Mold
Mole
Hole
Bole
Soup
Soul
Sour
Soul
Foul
Fowl
Bowl
Bawl
Tall
Fall
fail
Soil
Toil
Coil
Loan
Lean
Wean
Wear
Hear
Tear
Sear
Seas
Seal
Peal
Heal
Head
Read
Rent
Runt
Rant
Want
Wane
Wine
link
Lint
Pint
Punt
not a dream
if you had enough disposable income, what would you buy yourself?
I'll start!
Me, who bought a short sword at the state fair last year and a dagger from the same vendor this year:
Did you only come to Tumblr after Twitter turned to shit?
Yes
No
I returned to Tumblr, but I'd been here years earlier
I'm looking to see how much influence "Twitter refugees" have actually had on the culture of this site.
**Pease reblog! I want to get the biggest and most varied sample I can!**
Hello, I really need some help pretty please! I’ve been trying to find this fanfic for a very long time now and I still can’t find it. Hopefully you or some else can help, I will literally worship whoever is able to find it. It’s been haunting me and I really want to re-read it so please help!
It’s angels and demons au. Yuuri is a young angel that is posted in Russia, I believe but I could be wrong. But he is very young while Victor is thousands of years old.
I believe the story starts with him sitting on a rooftop when he meets Victor. I think somehow they ended up in a graveyard, either Yuuri chasing Victor or Victor chasing Yuuri.
Now, Victor is not demon but he called something else like between Heaven and hell, or I could be wrong and he is a demon. But I think he is something like the ruler of ghosts/afterlife.
But at the end of the story they both become the rulers of heaven, hell and everything else. I remember that Victor at one point was afraid of tainting Yuuri with darkness. And that they were fighting both Heaven and hell because they are different species basically, so it’s forbidden. And also believe that Yuuri may have gotten kidnapped in this fanfic but I could be wrong.
To be honest I think this fanfic has been deleted because I’ve tried every tag on Ao3 that I can think of but I still can’t find it. Please help me! Please and thank you!
I hope my lovely followers can help!
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Update: Dark Angel of Mine by vanialex81 [M, 94K]
When Yuuri's heavenly light manages to catch the attention of the demon lord Viktor, Yuuri will learn that the demon will stop at nothing to claim him. Something that starts as desire turns into an emotion that Viktor had not foreseen. To what lengthens will he go to have the angel?
Tysm for the help, @madamfacilier! 💙
Hello,
I really appreciate your page, it helped me a lot when searching for fics and recs, would you please help me find a fic?
Im looking for a fic I read where Yuri and victor collected posters and merchandise of Yuuri before they even met him,
I’m pretty sure the rest of the Russian skating team also collected posters and that they had stickynotes to mark who brought each of the posters
Thank you for your help
Thanks for sending another ask following the rules, anon. I hope my lovely followers can help!
Hello! Can you please help me find this fanfic. It was a Viktor/Yuuri fic where I believe Viktor gave up on finding a soulmate after finding out his boyfriend (Not Yuuri) at the time lied about being having the same mark. Sorry for not having info that’s all I can remember and if the fanfic can’t be found I still appreciate the effort 🙇♀️
I hope my lovely followers can help!
I know this one! Sadly it was discontinued but I read it enough times to remember that scene in particular!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I believe what the asker is talking about is on Chapter 3!
It has left locals bemused
I see your giant lawn phallus and raise you—
EXCLUSIVE: The manager at the Alyeska resort drew more attention to the snowy penis by ordering a helicopter to erase it than he might have
—A GIANT MOUNTAIN PHALLUS!
Fucking fanfic thieves
So, I just found out someone copied two of my fics off AO3 and posted them on Archive.org.
This is a public service announcement, for anybody who needs to hear it: I do not want my fanfic on Archive.org, or anywhere else except my goddamn AO3 account. Fanfics aren’t public domain, and fanfiction IS covered by copyright. (Fanfic writers of course don’t own the characters, etc. that they’re borrowing from canon, but the specific iteration of words that the fanfic writer created? That belongs to them and them alone, and is thus covered by copyright from the moment it’s written.) More importantly, if I’d wanted my fanfic out in the wild where I couldn’t control it, I wouldn’t have fucking put it up on AO3. I’ve reported the account that did this, on both AO3 and Archive.org… but they’ve done this to literally thousands of other fanfics! Any of you reading this who are fanfic writers, you might want to go and see if your stuff has been stolen by this person (who I suspect is a bot), and report them too.
Any of you who are my regular readers, I’m sorry, but because of this I’m locking my account again. This means that people who aren’t AO3 members won’t be able to view any of my fics. This may be especially frustrating to those of you who were following my latest story, “The Lightkeeper,” which concluded today. If you’re a non-member who wants to read it, hit me up in the replies; I have a few spare AO3 invites that I can share. (Once I run out, though, I won’t be able to help, sorry.) But between the harassment incident of a couple years back and now this? I don’t think I’ll be unlocking my account ever again.
For me, my plagiarist is on FanFiction Net.
I posted a rather daring fic that got taken down—courtesy of The Eliminators—years ago. I reposted it on another website that allowed more freedom on the ratings almost immediately after. Last year, I found that some unimaginative hack claimed to have gotten “my” permission to repost it on FanFiction Net. After sending them a message that went ignored, I have since reported them several times. FanFiction Net has not responded in anyway.
For any of my followers in the anime fandom, the thief in question is named Kongouu. If there are any fanfics that you recognize—especially because they were written by a different author long before—start flooding FanFiction Nets admins with emails.
The way they all worry about her 🥺
I mean, have you seen Operation: F.A.S.T.-F.O.O.D.?
A few days ago, a creepy stoner who came in before closing and tried to shoplift a snack item from my workplace gave me a once in a lifetime chance that many in customer service dream of: losing their temper with a customer with little to no repercussions.
When he ran, I yelled at him so loudly that he fumbled with the door and ended up dropping his ill-gotten gain. As he fled empty-handed into the street, he slid on some ice and I took the chance to scream at him to keep his ugly mug out of my sight if he knew what was good for him.
Because it was close to closing time, there were no witnesses inside other than the boss and my coworker, both of whom were surprised to hear me raise my voice in public. After hearing what happened and seeing the abandoned merchandise, my boss gave me permission to close up early. Whether the people outside had seen me chase out a seemingly innocent person didn’t matter to me at all.
That day, I yelled at a “customer” and I won.
[Shut off last version of this post to avoid possible continual spread of misinformation that was corrected by staff. Reposting clean with corrected info]
So I'm sure almost everyone knows about the porn bot problem by now, so here's a post detailing why it's a problem, and what we need to do about it.
First off, yes, always block the porn bots. Don't be mislead into thinking they're ok to keep around because they 'inflate your follower count.'
Firstly, no one cares about, nor can anyone even see, your follower count. Be free from the shackles that are the bullshit other socials told you was important. Don't let your ego be tied to a number. Having a lot of followers won't earn you any clout here.
Secondly, bots only follow blogs to try and legitimize their malware (and other dodgy) links. This post goes into more detail about that.
Now that that's out of the way, you'll need to know how to recognize a porn bot. This round the template seems to be:
A profile photo of a pretty lady or guy, usually in their underwear, with a similar header photo.
A bio with some combination of: [Age] // [Name] // [Location] // [Emoji] // [Top Bullshit% OnlyFans]
URL consisting of a name followed by a number (i.e: firstlast999)
Typically an empty blog, or if there is content, it's all dodgy links. Visible, but empty, Likes Tab, & occasionally a visible Following Tab.
You likely recognize the pattern.
So, what you want to do is, first, report the blog as spam On mobile it'll look like this:
On mobile you'll need to report spam first, and then go back to the menu again to block.
On desktop it will look like this, and unlike mobile, you'll be able to report spam and block in the same motion:
If I remember correctly,* be sure to "Report Spam", not "Report sexually explicit material" to feed the bots to the proper channels. Because the blog is empty, they haven't posted anything explicit that would violate TOS. However, staff can recognize a bot, and if you report the blog for spam (the actual problem) they'll take a look, more than likely find that the blog is posting or DMing dodgy links, and dispose of it.
And I think that's it. Here's wishing you all a happy and safe blogging experience!
[UPDATE: It was suggested on another post that the bots track your IP if you click on them to send more your way. However, someone from staff corrected and said this is incorrect. They also corrected the 'guilt by association' myth that bots following you can get your blog flagged by tumblr.
That said, that trail all led to another, easier, way to report/block the bots all from your Follower Tab instead of visiting each blog separately, unfortunately it only works on desktop:
(For newbies, click on the little person icon at the top right of your screen and scroll to find the Followers tab under the blog/sideblog you need to block a pornbot from.)
*I remember this information from a blog that used to be all about taking down the pornbots. Unfortunately I do not know if that blog is still active, nor can I remember the URL. If anyone knows what blog I'm referring to, and/or if they're still active, please feel free to tag them so others can follow them for more tips!
@junepegbert
@somelazyassartist
That’s no hare! That’s your complementary bun!
IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU
ADDITIONALLY:
YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’
IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.
ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME
‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’
THANK YOU
BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE
BREATH - THE NOUN FORM
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY
WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)
DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN
WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)
WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING
BAWL- TO SOB/CRY
BALL- A FUCKING BALL
YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT
AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.
THANK YOU.
*slams reblog*
IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.
SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE
IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.
DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED
DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC
BORN= existing as a result of birth
BORNE= carried or transported by
LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight
LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms
{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}
((adm: I just want to add-
Loose- untight
Lose- opposite of winning))
((ALSO: A fun trick - Affect = Action Effect = End Result ))
There = In that place
Their = belonging to them
can’t = a contraction for cannot
cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility
Me thinking that this is child’s play and that I know it all already:
Me realising there are some things I didn’t already know:
TO- GOING ONE PLACE TOWARDS ANOTHER
TWO- 2, A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 3
TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.
TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE
WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD,
THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
some examples of these, bc that personally helps me with remembering this stuff:
peeked - she peeked between the curtains, trying to catch a glimpse of what lay beyond.
peaked - the movie had peaked in the 80s, but it had stayed quite popular throughout the 90s as well.
piqued - the prospect of hearing such a tantalizing tale piqued my interest.
phased - berets have phased in and out over the years, but they’ve never quite gone away.
fazed - he wasn’t at all fazed by her biting tone.
weary - after such a grueling trial, it would be a wonder if any of them weren’t weary.
wary - growing up, my mother cautioned me to be wary of strangers.
due time - he will pay his dues in due time.
do time - “it’s time to do this,” she said. i hid my grin. “yup,” i agreed. “it’s do time.”
per se - her answer was not per se troublesome, but the look on her face when she gave it concerned me.
per say - (i couldn’t think of a sentence that worked, but the implication seems to be that someone is being charged something for each opportunity they have to make their opinions known)
breathe - as the smoke cleared, it soon became much easier to breathe.
breath - as the killer passed, i pressed my hands over my mouth and held my breath, certain he would hear the rapid thumping of my heart
wander - the dog has a tendency to wander, so we made sure to get her micro-chipped.
wonder - the beauty of the waterfall was a wonder to behold.
defiant - he remained defiant even as the guards dragged him away.
definite - though our scientists have been hard at work, they have yet to reach a definite conclusion.
wanton - she charged forward, swinging her axe with a wanton glee for the carnage to come.
wonton - i was surprised to hear he’d never had wonton soup before, so of course we had to order that as well.
bawl - almost as soon as the plane had taken into the air, no less than seven babies began to bawl.
ball - we balled so hard i thought my eyes would fall out. (the joke is that “to ball” is in some places slang for “to have sexual intercourse”, so you technically “ball your eyes out” isn’t wrong, it’s just hyperbole, much like “bawl your eyes out” or “laugh your ass off”. still kinda a weird thing to say, though)
sike - “sike!” she cried, momentarily confusing me, until i followed her finger to where hungarian bantamweight greco-roman wrestler andrás sike stood waving at us.
psych - if i don’t stop overthinking this, i’m going to psych myself out!
sleight - skillful sleight of hand is a requirement for a successful magician.
slight - he had a slight frame, which he was trying and failing to conceal with a massive overcoat.
complementary - her shirt was complementary to her shoes.
complimentary - the coffee was complimentary, the waitress had told me with a smile. (quick note– the coffee picture up there is cute, but incorrect. “complimentary” means both “expressing a compliment” and “free of charge” - a complementary coffee would be a coffee that goes really well with something)
discrete - as you can see, there are several discrete shelves for each genre of book.
discreet - i’d never once worried about confessing my worries to her, as she’d never had any issue being discreet.
born - jesus was born in a manger.
borne - jesus was borne by mary.
(for those last two, please ignore if you’re reading this before 1775, in which case it doesn’t apply to you and you needn’t worry about it)
lightening - during the last weeks of pregnancy, you will experience lightening. (note: this refers to the noun; also called “dropping”)
lightning - there might be a lightning storm this tuesday! (note: technically this actually did used to be spelled as “lightening”, but then that got contracted to “light'ning”, which eventually became “lightning”. so… not wrong but no longer technically correct either)
loose - to the captain’s horror, the knot was far too loose– whoever had tied it, he vowed, they’d be swabbin’ the decks for the rest of the year, assuming they survived the storm.
lose - i have to admit, i really do hate to lose.
affect - your attitude will affect your chances.
effect - the emperor wielded his power to great effect.
(those last two are really challenging for me, so i decided to throw some alliteration in there)
there - “look there!” he cried, pointing towards the horizon. i gasped as i too saw the outline of a ship cresting the waves.
their - it was their concern, not mine, so i bit my tongue.
they’re - they’re going to over there, to their house.
to - to infinity, and beyond!
two - the students split themselves into six groups of two and one group of three.
too - you’ve gone too far!
and a few more i know people struggle with:
its - the dog tilted its head inquisitively to the side.
it’s (it is) - “it’s a damn shame,” the old woman said with a sigh.
it’s (it has) - “it’s been quite a day,” the postman chuckled nervously.
(this one is really confusing, but “it’s” DOES NOT DENOTE POSSESSION - it’s exclusively used as a contraction. the possessive form is the one without the apostrophe, so for anyone who uses it/its pronouns, that’s the one you should use. for example, “laura laughed uproariously, its shoulders shaking” - the shoulders are laura’s, laura uses it/its. also, “it’s laura’s turn to do the dishes” - laura’s pronouns aren’t coming into play, it’s simply its turn to do the dishes)
your - your name is sally.
you’re - you’re named sally.
(the easiest thing to do with contractions is, in my experience, to break them up. if you aren’t sure whether the contracted word is the right one, use the full version instead. for example, if the sentence you have is “you’re cat has escaped”, try breaking that up. “you are cat has escaped” doesn’t really make sense, so you know to use “your” instead - “your cat has escaped”)
would’ve - i would’ve done it myself, but i didn’t want to step on your toes. (this is the contracted form of “would have”)
would of - just incorrect; this one doesn’t work in any way that i’m aware of
advice - i gave him a piece of advice.
advise - i would advise against that.
(the difference for those two is that advice is a noun and advise is a verb)
calender - i put the paper in the calender.
calendar - i made sure to mark the date on my calendar.
(a calendar is used to keep track of times and whatnot; a calender is a machine you press paper in)
capital - lilongwe is the capital of malawi.
capitol - the legislators assembled in the capitol.
principal - she recently became the principal of the local elementary school!
principle - these are the principles upon which this chess club was founded.
counsel - i would counsel you to exercise caution, my liege.
council - the city council voted to ban man-eating shrubbery.
rein - i tried my best to rein him in.
reign - the reign of the empress lasted thirty-seven years.
rain - rain beats down, down on the outer walls.
choke - thick smoke billowed around us, and we started to choke.
chock - as the airplane rolled to a halt, the wheel bumped gently against the chock.
whine - much to my irritation, he soon began to whine.
wine - she doesn’t have a drinking problem, although she’s quite fond of wine.
y'all (you all) - y'all best come inside now!
ya’ll (you will) - ya’ll have to try harder than that to beat me!
vicious - he gave me a vicious grin
viscous - viscous saliva dripped from the creature’s jaws.
except - everyone except jim came to the party.
accept - i invited an old friend, but i hadn’t expected her to accept.
insure - a subsidiary was set up to insure risks.
ensure - you are to ensure that none of these pesky adventurers escape this dungeon alive!
assure - i assure you, the toothpick roller-coaster is completely safe.
then - if you want me to believe you, then you’re going to have to prove it.
than - i felt safer with her than with her sister.
bear - this is a burden you cannot bear alone.
bare - he ran through the woods completely bare.
uninterested - as a child, i was completely uninterested in boys, so it took me a while to realize i was gay.
disinterested - a judge should always remain disinterested.
(note: disinterested does not mean “lacking interest”, but refers instead to impartiality. however, this misconception is so widespread that it’s frequently used as synonymous with uninterested, although that’s also the earliest known usage of the word, so it’s really up to you whether you care)
emigrate - brian said his dad is going to emigrate from belgium!
immigrate - alice’s aunt is going to immigrate to czechoslovakia.
e.g. - i don’t like sad events (e.g. funerals).
i.e. - cats are quadrupeds, i.e., they have four feet.
(e.g. stands for “exempli gratia”, which means “for the sake of example”, and i.e. stands for “id est”, which means “that is”)
stationary - a properly parked car will remain stationary.
stationery - i love buying new pens at the stationery store.
whose - i wonder whose table that is.
who’s - who’s that man over there?
a lot - there sure are a lot of geese in that lake.
allot - i’ll allot each group ten minutes for their presentations.
adverse - the toads had an adverse impact on the region’s environment.
averse - he’s very averse to noise, so he spends a lot of time in the library.
aisle - whenever my family takes plane trips, my mother always insists on the seat closest to the aisle.
isle - the isle was only an hour away by boat.
allusion - his novel makes a striking allusion to the alexiad by princess anna komnene.
illusion - the witch conjured a powerful illusion to distract her pursuers.
pursue - i will pursue that witch to the ends of the earth!
peruse - he began to peruse the books in the history section.
ascent - the ascent up the mountain quickly grew more and more challenging.
assent - i couldn’t think of any better plan, so i reluctantly nodded in assent.
canvas - together, we painted the sunset on the canvas.
canvass - as a politician, she has to take some time to canvass for votes.
cloth - his dress was made from a deep red cloth.
clothe - i can’t afford to lose this job; i have to feed and clothe my children!
clothes - my grandmother kept her clothes in a small wardrobe.
complacent - she’d been at the top of the class for so long, she’d gotten complacent.
complaisant - she had a cheerful, complaisant nature, so she got along with everyone quite quickly.
defuse - he did his best to defuse the bomb.
diffuse - thanks to the internet, it’s possible for ideas to diffuse even further and far more quickly.
disassemble - the pieces snap together, so it’s not hard to put together or disassemble.
dissemble - he’s a straightforward, honest person, so he won’t dissemble just to spare your feelings.
elicit - i managed to elicit a response after hours of pestering.
illicit - he bought some illicit drugs.
emoji - 🙂
emoticon - :)
kaomoji - ( ＾∀＾)
eminent - his brilliance led to his rise as an eminent scientist.
immanent - death is immanent in life.
imminent - climate change is an imminent crisis.
preeminent - the mona lisa is a preeminent example of da vinci’s work.
flesh out - tumblr user’s like to flesh out movie and tv plots.
flush out - hunters may use hounds to flush out their prey.
pray - i will pray for his safe recovery.
prey - cats are famous for toying with their prey.
hangar - the airplane was safely led into the hangar.
hanger - he hung up his coat on a hanger.
hoard - she had a veritable hoard of trophies.
horde - a horde of people flooded the streets.
levee - i drove my chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
levy - he intended to levy a tax on imported goods.
loathe - i loathe that man.
loath/loth - i am loath to the thought of leaving you here.
(note: for that last one, due to how frequent incorrect usage is, there’s a strong argument to be made that at this point “loathe” is effectively just a variant spelling for “loath”)
marinate - i let the chicken marinate in the sauce.
marinade - i made a marinade for the chicken.
palate - she pressed her tongue against her palate.
palette - the artist poured several splotches of paint on their palette.
pallet - all he had to sleep on was a lumpy pallet.
past - though he tried and failed many times in the past, jeremy still believed he could climb the rock wall.
passed - i passed by her house the other day.
perpetrate - i plan to perpetrate a burglary tonight.
perpetuate - if the system is not changed, all it will do is perpetuate the problem it is intended to solve.
pored over - i pored over my textbook for hours.
poured over - poured over the pasta was a thick, creamy sauce i’d never seen before.
prescribed - the doctor prescribed him some medicine.
proscribed - murder is among many things proscribed by the law.
suit - she wore a crisp suit to the wedding.
suite - the twins lived in a hotel suite.
taut - to my relief, the rope remained taut.
tout - she does her best to tout her wares.
there are more but i’ve been doing this for. a while and my wrist is hurting. feel free to ask me for any clarification, or if there are other words you’re struggling with and need an example for!
tldr: the coffee image is wrong. if you take nothing else away from this, take that. both of those images show a complimentary coffee.
Somehow I have the heart to let a rat struggle to death on a sticky trap but can’t bear give it a quick death in a snap trap.
Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!
“be quiet” i think the f not
