caroline

my pronouns are fuck/off the “c” stands for crackhead

[100493503004422]

I could be better but I'm considering becoming worse

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[randomslasher]

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

[whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth]

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

[tbhitisdbh]

What he said

[tbhitisdbh]

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

[trashcanakin]

[heir-of-the-chair]

My humble contribution

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

[dysphoric--acid]

ive added my end of the chaos

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Beautiful

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

[lowkeyjustvibing]

I don’t fishing know

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Has this been done yet?

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

[daroaringknight]

had to contribute to tumblr history

[lets-go-mental-in-the-woods-dea]

Oh my god this is tumblr history

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Yes we are✨

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

my hand slipped oop

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

fool i posted my meme before you

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh okay then-

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

someone-

[franthehorsegir]

I dare some one to keep going.

[nonbinaryvulcan]

I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂

[franthehorsegir]

Thank you 😝🤣

[silkwingfood]

i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy

[bisexualnerd]

My humble contribution

[bunkerbuilder37]

I made one

[pricetagofficial]

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

[just-another-random-profile]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[queenaneesrevenge]

Inspiration struck

[carbonatedmoojuice]

how the fuck is the original one only from 2016

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

another ending woohoo

[draconic-distress]

Allow me to add onto this masterpiece

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

ANOTHER

[casmick-consequences]

and here we have the stunning conclusion:

[fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-liar]

Hi, I hate this and my brain hurts

[coffeeinthelibrary]

Okay the next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr to them I’m just gonna show them this and watch them slowly implode

[booksandicedmatcha]

PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS-

i just went on a whole journey and i would like to go back pls

[roach-pizza]

@anomalous-heretic

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i was gonna add something with a screenshot of the heart, but i think tumblr ate everything available

truly the terminal meme

[isawagirlinmydreamsss]

it’s back and i am afraid

[aggressive-positivity-network]

This abomination is going to Superhell for meme crimes.

I don’t wanna assume it’s sexuality, tho…

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

Oprahousebookworm’s contribution to this was the latest I had seen. Imagine my sheer terror and pure joy at seeing all the additions to this post! Its beautiful and horrid all at once!

[ask-spider]

coughs

[thetransmascbadass]

I MAY BE WRONG BUT IM PRETTY SURE THIS IS 35 MEMES IN 1

[bearyinlover]

I counted and it is 35 memes in one

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[republicansithlord]

Your new laptop: stops working after software update

The POS laptop my dad bought me ten years ago: you spill chocolate milk on my motherboard? It’s okay I was thirsty. I ran out of storage 3 years ago but I can still boot up civilization 5. Long after this civilization dies Catherine of Russia will still be kicking ass, as I will never die

[otter-byte]

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

[45percenterthen]

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

[paperplanechemtrails]

[sauntering-down]

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

[seasnailglass]

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

[alexseanchai]

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

[bisexualbaker]

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

[redsixwing]

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

[sevdrag]

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

[hail-dondus]

Americans regarding their “right” to own guns:

[uncle-cazador]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

these people live in shitholes that don't guarantee their right to free speech but somehow they mouths flapping more than Roger Ebert

[mornington-the-crescent]

[republicansithlord]

Hating me isn’t the answer

In light of the overturning of Roe v. Wade yesterday, I have been doing some reading. I’m about a third of the way through Roe, then after that I intend to read the decision that overturned it. I prefer to wait to state my opinion until I have read as much material and relevant data as I can.

In the meantime, I am staying away from social media, for a few reasons. First, I don’t want to jump to conclusions without having read the available text first.

Second, and certainly more relevantly, every pro-choice person I have seen in my feed is spewing hatred and concocting scenarios and “plotting their revenge” against men?? Which in itself doesn’t make much sense.

I digress. What is hating me going to do? Every time something like this happens (an event which is politically something the right likes and the left dislikes, generally), people who I would consider my friends complain and complain and complain. It’s their right to complain, and I’m okay with that. I’m okay with the fact we disagree. What I’m not okay with is that I feel the need to hide my beliefs because I worry that, should those beliefs be known, those people will turn on me and spew their hateful garbage in my direction, simply over a difference of opinion.

Clearly, we live in a divided country. I know that. But that doesn’t make it any less shitty for people to go around acting like you’re besties until they find out you disagree with them about some things, at which point they become rabid monsters. Hating me isn’t going to change reality. It is not my fault the government has done any number of things. In fact, I actively vote against big government. I think the government, particularly on the federal level, sucks.

Nevertheless, I have reading to finish.

[libertarianblue]

Hello all. This is Libertarian Blue’s brother. Blue passed away on Friday, April 8th. Tumblr can be a brutal landscape but what you may not have considered about Blue is that he leaves behind a family he loved and as many friends as you could possibly imagine. He was cared for here on Tumblr, he was loved on Discord, and his family and friends will miss him greatly. We are choosing not to deactivate his account at this time, as I know there are people on here that might be able to take solace in maintaining some sort of link with him. And I know that wherever he may be, your thoughts and prayers to him will make his day.

Blue might have gotten into heated debates on here, and there are opinions of his you might not have agreed with, but if there was one thing he never was, it was unkind. Please take that forward with you into the world, and let his example, his presence, and his memory make this place just a little bit better.

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[rivette-the-red]

3. Higher educated folks tend to have a better understanding of their self worth, reducing how much the rich can exploit them.

4. Higher education also fosters innovation and entrepreneurship, leading to more small companies, more competition, and an even smaller exploitable work force.

[purplesaline]

Education is power. Always question the motives of anyone that seeks to gatekeep knowledge from you

[siryouarebeingmocked]

"If someone wants to keep power from you, just assume they're a bad person. It couldn't be because the problem is on your end."

You know education costs money, right? "Free" educations are either scholarships, taxpayer-funded, or both. That's not "gatekeeping".

[republicansithlord]

And if every single person is college educated, earning that degree becomes meaningless. Let’s not make degree inflation worse than it already is.

[funnytwittertweets]

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[yenvengerberg]

#let’s play: correct or incorrect quote (2/?)

[republicansithlord]

It’s from Brooklyn 99…. But honestly after all the shit that went down in season 2 I wouldn’t be surprised if she did lol

[crazy-brazilian]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

They've never actually produced anything.

...Yet.

[shadows-ember]

No thanks, I'm old fashioned. I prefer to hunt my celebrities

[ohyeah]

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

[dreamwritesimagines]

Caught in the Fire 28 - Unwelcoming [Bucky Barnes x Reader]

A.N: Thank you so much for your wonderful support my loves ❤ Here’s the new chapter, I hope you like it and please don’t forget to tell me what you think of it! kisses!❤

Pairing: Mobster!Bucky Barnes x Female Reader

Summary: All families have issues.

Warnings: Violence, death, crime, explicit language, dysfunctional relationships, drinking, family issues. This is an AU, friendly reminder that I don’t condone any of the actions depicted on this story and please read with care.

Seeing your mother who had left you and your newborn sister behind all those years ago was more shocking than you thought it would be, and you were so frozen in your spot that you didn’t think you could talk even if you wanted to.

She looked about the same, just slightly older with shorter hair. A soft smile pulled at her lips as she looked you up and down and you tried to ignore the way your heart was pacing in your chest.

“It’s been a while honey.”

Jesus, even her voice was the same. All these years, you had thought –even hoped- that you would have forgotten about her voice or how it used to make you feel all safe but there you were.

Keep reading

[buckysgoddess]

“Right? That’s the thing, your mom is supposed to love you unconditionally, but she just…she doesn’t. Why do you think she doesn’t?”

[dreamwritesimagines]

AWWWW HONEEEEY❤

[republicansithlord]

I have good news! Once you feel everything you need to, you can accept that your mother is no longer mom. It’s freeing, when you don’t care. Most days I don’t even think about her because I have created a life worth living, even without her in it.