Andrés

Instagram: @aloof.bae

[chimichurri666]

[pissvortex]

[jokesontoast]

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

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someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

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Pokemon and Digimon

[horuss-moved234567865-deactivat]

sun and moon

[miyushinoharaofficial]

super trans and mega trans

[mcfucko-deactivated20180520]

chungo and scrungus

[dfbdbdghngfnfgngfnghfghghfh-dea]

salt and pepper

[inter5tellas]

Neither and both

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

Nintendogs 1 & 2

[goth-gay]

handmaiden and fuedal lord

[filthyheretic-deactivated201901]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[thatstoomanypilots]

Team lads and team gents

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

Mario and Luigi

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

Tom and Jerry

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Ass and tiddies

[cultural-goldmanism]

Star Trek and Star Wars

[yteicosanievilew]

Simon and garfunkel

[realvladimirlenin-deactivated20]

Primmie and techie

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

Marina and The Diamonds

[butchmachine]

Grump and Not So Grump

[twynkdeth]

Bread and butter

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ramones and Clash

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Coke and Pepsi

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Skype and Oovoo.

[psychophancy-deactivated2021072]

Derek and The Dominos

[irltrash]

the proletariat and the bourgeois

[iamfuckingtrash]

feudal lords and handmaidens

[soulsingerinasessionband]

Dungeons and dragons

[gaylawyersmoved-deactivated2020]

narumitsu and narumayo

[acecourses-blog]

kinder and milka

[don8boost]

benny and the jets

[discourseofficial]

florence and the machine

[you-arent-queer]

shrek & the bee movie

[movedto-sceneboyfriend]

Xbox and pc

[melskunk]

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

Naruto & Sasuke

[soft-pink-wilfy]

Ben & Jerry’s

[kotilae]

Offense and Defense

[panic-at-the-badger-burrow]

Peanut butter and jelly

[booksarebetterthanpeople]

Coffee and tea

[catgirlwerewolf]

Owl and city

[drafted-to-the-skeleton-war]

Lamb and beef

[gonda-deactivated20210511]

My type and not my type

[lahnce-moved]

Ihop and Denny’s

[thespace-dragon]

Mcdonalds and burger king

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

Coke and Pepsi

[clownfactories]

Jedi & Sith

[blaxkula]

Sharks and Jets

[transicon]

sans and komaeda

[g-mecube]

Joestars and Brandos

[wulfric-schwarzfell-deactivated]

Alliance and Horde

[lamafeeling]

Valor and Mystic

[irvine--kinneas]

Dipper & Mabel 

[somebody-anxious-deactivated202]

Ruby & Sapphire

[sludgebat]

nutritious & delicious

[anti-transphobia]

furries & scalies

[morag-thong-deactivated20180914]

Overwatch and tf2

[the-wicked-rad-and-hella-deacti]

ocean and sky

[official-contrabassoon]

Paydays and Whatchamacallits

[howdramaful]

Fred and George

[incorrect-ii-quotes]

team epic and team chicken leg

[icemintfreeze]

Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island

[ask-joey-drew-deactivated201705]

ruby and sapphire

[stf-archived-deactivated2020100]

*.Flowey and Asriel.

[lunaria-tsukano97-deactivated20]

Undertale and FNAF

[donna-dot-paella]

Gryffindor and Slytherin

[trollyxzx]

Salt and Sugar

[kiseki-kisetsu-deactivated20180]

μ’s and Aqours

[pointlessfoxglove]

Black and white

[lukalino]

Apple and android

[join-the-doge-side-luke]

Mini and Wumbo

[sorta-phantastic-deactivated202]

Dan and Phil

[amazingaveru-deactivated2018121]

DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic

[scumbagsblog]

Hobo and Glunkus

[lostqueenambrose]

Ketchup & Mayo

[impossiblerebelblaze]

chocolate and vanilla

[gothicway]

ketchup and mustard

[nucl34rb0y]

Grandes bites à viande

[tinycinnamonbun]

Batman and robin

[thezachsterisawesome]

Marvel and DC

[scp-1337-deactivated20181215]

Markiplier and Darkiplier

[cnjandhdonejxksndh-deactivated2]

humans + dancers

[jevilcore]

Trans and Turbo Trans

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

gamers and goths

[toothworms-deactivated20201228]

chardelia and whizvin

[millidew]

Jesse and James

[mcchillmydude]

Buttered popcorn and not buttered popcorn

[sweetest-garlic]

Goths and preps

[flutejesus]

people who blow and people who poke

[piccolojesus]

Euphoniums and tubas

[flower-beaannn]

Night and day

[grandtheftcanoe]

Shirts & Skins

[panicforthefangirls]

The flash and The Arrow

[justinshow]

Leg and dary

[ladeedayda]

Hot and hotter

[buttonheart]

Drake and Josh

[digilici]

Lapis and Peridot

[derovalfnolem]

Snails and moths

[yehudah]

popuko and pipimi

[aceofsquiddles]

Mechanoid and hologram

[greencow]

Violin and viola

[newyorkcitywater]

Treble clef and bass clef

[nikomorti]

Pork and Beans

[sword-and-nightingale]

Butch and Sundance

[maybound]

google chrome and internet explorer

[some-dragon-bastard]

Starbursts and Now and Laters

[chipminkle-deactivated]

Good Chocolate and Dollar Store Bullshit

[d3v1lm4nluvr]

Koreans and Asians

(A girl asked my bf if he was Korean or Asian and I saw this and I had to lol)

(He is Chinese btw lmao)

[lucifers-perfect-angel]

Angel and demon

[evenlyna-deactivated20220405]

Uchiha & Senju

[franthehorsegir]

Lucifer and Michael

[tricksterarchangelgabriel]

Nickifer & Michifer

[anxiety-mushroom]

The Final Pam and Metal Husband

[kiwismoon]

Yes or Yes

[frogseyy]

McDonald’s and Wendy’s

[awakeby-awindow]

AO3 and Wattpad

[obsessedgrapes-deactivated20190]

Galra and Altean

[inhumane-screaming-noises-deact]

Human and Dog

[sweeteabobatea-deactivated20190]

moon and stars

[readingisthenewcool]

Fortnite and minecraft

[ratabethchase]

people who read all of this post and people who didnt

[abbazaba-u-my-only-friend]

Shirts and Blouses

[cambiguity]

Tall and short

[internalscreaming247]

Pineapple on pizza and no pineapple on pizza

[p3terpaan]

fish & chips 

[wwhite-diamondd-blog]

UwU and OwO

[bestofasbestos]

max and ruby :)

(: ruby and max

[chimichurri666]

Law and Order

[racistspiderman]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I hate mennnnnnn

[sexwitsockson]

he text back yet?

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

[fakehistory]

Egyptian farmers in 3100 BC after figuring out how to divert water from the nile river to water their crops

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

found some interesting romance on twitter

[pokemonsnap]

what if we kissed😏💕 and we both hated gays👬👭🤢🤮

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arsenalguts]

years later this is still one of the funniest posts on this website god

[fudge-the-horse]

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

[saintsoup]

“hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”

[mireligionerestu]

I guess now I can open tumblr in public

[flag-stone]

[lexistentialism-deactivated2022]

The quality of that gif omg lol

[tumboy]

[greelin]

[angry whisper] do u even know how fricking cute u are

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somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

[davids-harbour]

the year of realizing things is finally over 

[c-bassmeow]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]