Hi! I'm Four

He/they Don't mind me, I'm just a shapeshifter wandering through tumblr, nothing to see here. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to have a gender.

[fourth-dragon]

NOT prerequisites to humanity

Things that I've seen said to be either -a universal human experience (it isn't) -Unique to humans (it's not) -absence of this implies you are inhuman (it doesn't) -some combination of the above

This is an incomplete list of things that AREN'T required to make you human. Feel free to add to it!

Feeling love/attraction (of ANY form) Caring about music in any meaningful way/at all A sense of ownership over land/objects etc The ability to wage war Being a member of the species Homo sapiens (Other members of the homo genus were also human) Being able to make and/or use tools Creating/using language Using/harnessing fire Sowing seeds (and cultivating crops) Making art Being able to see/speak/hear/walk/live independently etc Being able bodied/being disabled Not having a mental illness/having a mental illness Altering the environment to suit your needs better Being diurnal Wanting to travel/wanting to stay 'settled' Being straight/having a specific sexuality or romantic attraction Being cisgender/having (or not having) a specific gender identity Belonging to a certain religious group

Fuck it. I'm tired of seeing this stuff. There's no category of 'inhuman' person. I don't care if they're the worst/you hate them/can't relate at all/whatever. You don't have to like everyone but that does not deprive them of their personhood. I repeat: This is an incomplete list of things that AREN'T required to make you human. Feel free to add to it!

[fucking-relax]

nerve stretch and glide

(modified from a bigger post)

T-pose/sitting variation

extend arms out in a T-pose; face forward and shoulders back

rotate one thumb up and the other thumb down; turn your head to face the up thumb

move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm

return to step 1's default T-Pose and repeat a mirror of steps 2 and 3, facing the up thumb previously down

continue to alternate for ~1 minute

sitting down, put the first down thumb hand firmly under your butt; your arm should be parallel to your side.

keeping shoulders back, use your opposite hand to gently pull your head to the side for 30 seconds

repeat a mirror of steps 6 and 7

occupational therapist variation

bonus 6 step: with arm in the same position, tilt your head towards the opposite side for a few seconds

👍 give yourself a double thumbs up 👍

[plus-size-aesthetics]

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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[yahenni]

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[shark-tranny]

A

[irishfry]

THERES NO

[gamergal-ds]

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

UONG MAN

[lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20]

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

[theautumnaldemon]

[call-me-casual]

@scramjettracy

[fourth-dragon]

This made me cackle at quarter to midnight, so thank you to however this reached my dash!

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[fourth-dragon]

This post is missing the Russet. Which is Brittish, to my recollection! I am surprised such things are unknown to thou, as there is but a meer strip of water between the islands and the mainland.

Sorry, got shakesperean there. But yes, the Russet! Good for cooking! There are cooking apples, eating apples, and juicing apples and cider apples. Not all apples are good for all things, which is why if you bite into a (raw) cooking apple you will find it sour, but it shall be soft and fluffy once cooked. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russet_apple

[omagpies]

I’m really fond of this one hehe :) it was posted on my Patreon @/magpiecrown a month ago, so if you wish to see these comics ahead of time feel free to check it out!

original gorgeous text written by @wizardlyghost can be found here, inspired by the conversation between @radishnt, @mothman-misato, @boimgfrog, @catsnraincoats, @pidoop, and @silverjirachi

[kiturak]

thank you @elodieunderglass for unearthing this one!! Seeing the original heritage post kept making me sad I was never able to find the comic.

[elodieunderglass]

You’re very welcome!

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[fourth-dragon]

That's 192 metres down!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[teaboot]

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[galactic-mayhem]

To all trans men on this site, im gonna put you onto something. If you are in need of a binder but have unsupportive parents or are closeted, if you have a fondness for the ocean, or if youre bored with the normal colors of binder available, go to Waterlust and get a top

As you can see above, theyre all patterned like marine life, but theyre also reversible! One side has the pattern, the other is solid color, and they're all fun colors like blues and reds and greens, but some like the whale and tiger shark ones are more subtle grays and blacks. I have the whale shark one and the spongebob one (which was a limited run), and theyre both very well designed and printed. My spongebob one has served me for roughly four years and it hasn't worn at all.

What really matters? The binding power, and these things are great. I'm a triple D cup and with a medium I look like I have subtle pecs. They're also much less compressive than other binders due to their materials (which are mostly recycled!), so you can wear them for longer without getting sore. When I did more intensive theater and band performances, I could still act, dance, and play bari sax without getting winded or hurting myself. They're also swim tops, and I've scuba dived in these as well comfortably.

If that wasn't all, proceeds from each purchase are donated towards marine conservation and education initiatives! Purchasing shark printed ones specifically donate to shark studies and conservation orgs, parrotfish and coral prints support coral restoration initiatives, and so on. The high price tag is for a good reason.

Overall, if you're looking for an all around good binder, one that matches your whimsey and supports a good cause, Waterlust is the place to go.

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[fourth-dragon]

oh hey, my first time too! *punt* *can clanking noises*

[justshareefastuff]

7 Reasons you might be procrastinating and how to solve them:

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[kunaigirl]

Me: "Damn people are REALLY BAD at knowing when to tag their eyestrain art/images...either that or they just don't care about photosenitive epileptic people like me. I feel really sad now." Person: "But Allison, what if they just don't know or understand what qualifies as eyestrain and what doesn't?" Me: "You know what? That could be a factor...While it is always better to be safe rather than sorry (so YES people should always tag eyestrain even if they're unsure if it "counts" or not) maybe you've got a point?"

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

Full eyestrain AF page link

"But Allison! How were you able to screenshot that example if you're so sensitive to eyestrain?"

I dimmed the HELL out of my computer screen and looked away while taking the screenshot and did the same when putting it into this post, that's how lol. BUT YEAH ANYWAYS!!! Once again:

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Les dances à travers le monde

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

my favourite thing about this is some are very traditional dances integral to that country/culture; and some are one individuals favourite move

and he approaches all of them with enthusiasm and a surprising amount of skill

[sani-86]

Watching this makes me happy

[crysthemist]

Oughhhhh when does the anxiety stop anxietying

[fourth-dragon]

The anxiety doesn't stop anxietying, but the coping mechanisms can get better! Different things work for different people- colouring, meditation, breathing excersizes, blowing soap bubbles etc- but if you don't know what helps, try some things until you find something that does. Also the religious/quiet space at most airports isn't just for prayer, as long as you are quiet and respectful you can usually use them as a place to breathe. Best of luck to you!