idk i made this for fun

gimmick blog where i add completely unrelated polls to posts

[ho-ho-homosxual]

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

[rainworld-name-verifier]

“The tumblr experience” is a valid iterator name.

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[occasionally-related-polls]

do you like white chocolate?

yes

no

never had it

Voting ended onJul 26, 2025

[scp-threats-is-back]

Gimmick Blogs raise your hands

[thegreenaper]

🖐

[occasionally-related-polls]

Do you run a gimmick blog?

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 10, 2025

[piendish]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

[la-principessa-nuova]

Reblong?

[la-principessa-nuova]

[randomalienencounter]

∴ᔑリリᔑ ʖᒷℸ ̣?

[silly-detector]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Reblong?

"YOU WOULDN'T DEEPTHROAT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH"

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 mime!

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

Sneblong to snive snomeone an snice sneam snanditch.

Sneblong?

"SNOU WOULDN'T SNEEPNOAT AN SNICE SNEAM SNANDWICH"

snis snost snontains:

1 snlown!

1 snime!

[piendish]

Any other surprise newcomers want to take a swing at completely and irrevocably changing this post’s context at the expense of the human language

[kendokhaotic]

@gimmick-thief get over here we need to hit this post with the gimmickpocalypse

[gimmick-thief]

reblongated

[smashorpassgilf]

long ice cream sandwich

smash

pass

Voting ended onApr 24, 2025

[gimmick-thief]

ITS ALREADY GOT ENOUGH CREAM IN IT

smash

[isaiahomega]

Have you heard of oreos double stuffed?

;)

[gimmick-thief]

751 PEOPLE WANTED TO FUCK AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH THATS MORE THAN DOUBLE STUFFED

[gimmick-thief]

assuming the ice cream sandwich in the original image has 1/3 cup of cream and the average ejaculation is 1 teaspoon, that means every 16 people is equivalent to 1/3 cup. assuming the one in the image i made is about 4 sandwiches long (which i just used some crappy image editing to estimate) that would make it 1 1/3 cup of ice cream, which would mean that 64 people would make it double stuffed. 86.7% of 866 is 750.822, which we’ll round up to 751 (further reinforced by the fact that 751/866 is 0.8672, which is 86.72%) 751/64 is 11.73.

YALL NEARLY MULTIPLIED IT BY 12 WITH YOUR HORNINESS

[piendish]

It was then that Pingly Quingle saw what had become of his people and wept openly.

[wolygan]

No its my fault for opening tumblr I deserved to see this crap.

[wolygan]

#we would all fuck the sandwich let’s be real

No. That is not true.

[occasionally-related-polls]

would you fuck the sandwich?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 6, 2025

[kisforkerosene]

made a helpful tutorial for yall

there was sound but I muted it cause someone's name got yelled ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[kisforkerosene]

bad news everyone, we cant find the doorknob. it's missing. as one would imagine this is problematic

[kisforkerosene]

update:

hole in the door

[kisforkerosene]

guys its appreciated but there's no way

this post is like a month old

[kisforkerosene]

guys what the heck

[hazything-deactivated20260212]

should I or should I not cast the curse of Walmart on this poor op?... hm

[theboredvoid]

PLEASE curse my moot it would make my day

[hazything-deactivated20260212]

@walmart-the-official sic 'em /nf, silly

[your-moots-uber-secret-blog]

@staff TF DO YOU MEAN "POTENTIALLY MATURE CONTENT"???

[walmart-the-official]

HELP SINCE WHEN— bro… wha— how—

[occasionally-related-polls]

Do you enjoy baking?

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 24, 2025

[girl-detector]

If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

[girl-detector]

I did too, hope this helps

[girl-detector-detector]

As did I.

[girl-detector]

[gimmick-thief]

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

give me back my fucking checkmark

[gimmick-thief]

no

[gimmick-thief-thief]

[gimmick-thief]

IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED

[lobster-detector]

Lobster not detected

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

how about now?

[gimmick-thief]

when life gives you lobsters

[spell-unlocked]

NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT

[girl-detector]

Is "GIRLS" enough to qualify for being a spell?

[dat-physics-gal]

if they leave you spellbound

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

*touches soil*

Something terrible happened here

*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*

Oh Shit It's still happening

[girl-detector]

[eightglass]

yayy i get to use one of my favourite reaction images

[girl-detector]

there's girls there, hope this helps

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[42beanbag]

pretty sure all 1342 notes are part of this same reblog chain

[vexillologyisenjoyable]

gaze upon the all-glowing Cube

[girl-detector]

entered? It was always in it. i am a gimmick blog and wanted to make a post about girls (as is related to my gimmick)

[yet-another-wizard-detector]

WIZARD DETECTED.

[the-dark-lord-australia]

IM GOING TO CONQUER THE TIMELINE

[girl-detector]

will there still be girls?

[sandworm-laaannnddddd]

Im going to make this so much worse.

@rat-detector-334 @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-thirteen

@rat-detector-236 @snailifier @snailspng @gimmickchanger @gimmick-therapist @gimmick-blog-bracket @gimmick-remover

@gimmick-therapistx2 @gimmick-therapistx3 @detector-of-things

@detector-detector @bear-detector @bees-official @elvis-official

@robot-elvis @post-uwuifier @post-catifier @post-store @crowifier

[bear-detector]

brown bear

[occasionally-related-polls]

Do you own a blåhaj?

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 24, 2025

[paper-mario-wiki]

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[snailifier]

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

[lossdetector-deactivated20260707]

[you-get-water]

[baba-is-blog]

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

[the-spinner-that-spins-things]

lol

[occasionally-related-polls]

Do you have a favorite gimmick blog?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 27, 2025

[viva-1a-resistance]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

[the-haiku-bot]

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lastvalyrian]

[sodalpiss]

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sqwork]

[occasionally-related-polls]

Have you ever gotten last place in a kahoot?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[fish-soup]

These tags made me snort at work.

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"on it boss starting boobification"

[occasionally-related-polls]

do you prefer headphones or earbuds?

headphones

earbuds

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[occasionally-related-polls]

Do you wear shoes inside your house?

yes

no

slippers button

Voting ended onMar 18, 2025

[skenpiel]

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

[clownsacrilege]

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

[skenpiel]

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

[occasionally-related-polls]

How many tote bags do you own?

0

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10+

Voting ended onMar 18, 2025

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[digitallangell]

saw these two posts five minutes from eachother unrelated

[occasionally-related-polls]

Do you prefer markers, crayons, or pencils?

markers

crayons

pencils

Voting ended onMar 18, 2025

[status-quo-hater]

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

[kira-serialfaggot]

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[yuriwinged]

[villainessbian]

[occasionally-related-polls]

Have you ever been to Canada?

Yes, I live there

Yes, I visited

No

Voting ended onMar 18, 2025

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[inwardhardar]

[takethistoyourstardust]

no other warning like this is on any of the other products on the site.

[occasionally-related-polls]

Were you terrorized by the flesh cowboy hat kid ad?

yes

no

im bald

Voting ended onMar 17, 2025

[nem23]

[occasionally-related-polls]

What's your favorite way to eat potatoes?

some form of fries (waffle, crinkle cut, etc.)

potato chips

baked

mashed

hash browns

boiled

potato salad

stir fry

other/i cant think of any more/im bald

Voting ended onMar 17, 2025