Things Which May or May Not Fit On Yumi Ishiyama's Forehead

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[jadedresearcher]

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

pupkin

[zwoelffarben]

Buddy in a pumpkin

WILL FOREHEAD

[will-it-forehead]

Oh no, I forgor to change the blog. How embarassing

[carnival-phantasm]

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

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[will-it-forehead]

My disappointment

WILL NOT FOREHEAD

[beardedmrbean]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Rare footage of the proto-planet Theia striking the early Earth, which created the Moon

[will-it-forehead]

Two suckers and a drill bit

WILL FOREHEAD

[girl-mercury]

On one of the routes I sometimes drive home, I see this be-leggéd fellow. He is extremely tall, excessively tall, and every time I sit in traffic contemplating him, I think, @elodieunderglass would appreciate a look at those legs.

[elodieunderglass]

I really do. Thank you.

[will-it-forehead]

This be-leggéd fellow

WILL NOT FOREHEAD

[sweetgrasswater]

@hajime_shibari

[will-it-forehead]

Shibari Violin

WILL FOREHEAD

[blorbo-court]

Submitted by Anon

Odd Della Robbia (Code Lyoko)

Innocent

Guilty

Voting ended onOct 20, 2024

[will-it-forehead]

The only crime Odd Della Robbia is guilty of is being smol.

Will Forehead

[mousegirlheart]

im hunting americans

[will-it-forehead]

Hunting Americans

WILL FOREHEAD

[maedaeme]

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

[will-it-forehead]

HEY TEENS BUCKLING UP IS TOTES YEET YO

WILL FOREHEAD

[ripeteeth]

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

[ripeteeth]

you're welcome

[ripeteeth]

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

[ripeteeth]

whoa whoa whoa in this house we love pathetic babygirl victor frankenstein

[ripeteeth]

if this hits 100k, i'll shame another literary character via booty shorts

[celestialalignment]

@rox-and-prose ?

[will-it-forehead]

This ass that, unlike Mr. Frankstein in medical school, does not quit

Will Not Forehead

[will-it-forehead]

All of my Grass Blocks

Will Not Forehead

All my Grass Blocks with my mod Data Driven Stacks installed and the max_stack_size_2048.json.

Will Forehead

Thanks Data Driven Stacks.

[will-it-forehead]

Conan Edogawa, who is three apples tall

Three apple trees will forehead.

Conan Edogawa will forhead.

Conan Edogawa who is three apple trees tall however,

WILL NOT FOREHEAD

[will-it-forehead]

BRVTVS, NO!

[will-it-forehead]

Twenty-Two Roman Daggers

WILL FOREHEAD

There is just barely enough space to fit twenty-two roman daggers.

[will-it-forehead]

BRVTVS, NO!

[will-it-forehead]

Twenty-Two Roman Daggers

WILL FOREHEAD

There is just barely enough space to fit twenty-two roman daggers.

[gimmickblog-taxonomist]

How do you become a gimmick blog?

step 1: think of a gimmick

step 2: blog

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDE GHI KLMNOP STU W Y

19/26

[dailyquests]

REWARDS: 91 Gold, 82 EXP, Quetzalcoatl of Fjord Vivisection

[black-magic-osha]

Distributing powerful beasts must explicitly require a quest of suitable magnitude and/or scale to the power of the recipient.

[sans-in-heat]

Nnggfff....

[gimmickblog-taxonomist]

hey out of all the gimmick blogs that have reblogged this i want you to know this is the first one that has made me fantasize of a world where i never logged on again

[will-it-forehead]

The original ask and response.

Will Forehead

tumblr user and gimmick blog @sans-in-heat's reblog of this post.

WILL NOT FOREHEAD

It doesn't matter how many words there are nor how literally big an object is (if it is real object). That sans-in-heat's reblog has an order of magnitude fewer characters than the orginal ask and response matters not.

What matters most here at @.will-it-forehead is the question of massivity. Does the vibe contained within or represented by the object being considered fit upon Yumi Ishiyama's massive forehead or is it more massive than that.

And the massivity of a barely contained moan escaping a named character whose horny is both directly proportional to both the popularity of a character and the brevity of the utterance, and is inversely propotional to the coherency of thought being expressed. Here then, we have the perfect storm: a popular character in a short utterance expressing no coherent thought.

Taken together, the resulting massivity of the reblog approach the levels of a super-massive singuality.

To attempt to contain such a thing upon any forehead, even one as massive as Yumi Ishiyama's, would be hubris of the highest degree.

[tothechaos]

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[totheorder]

:)

[tothechaos]

[tothechaos]

Do Not Do This To Me

[catboybeebop]

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[tothechaos]

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

[rotary-supercollider]

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

[mysteryviolencesideblog3000]

Ok!

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

[terminusverge]

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

[cantotallyeven]

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[absurdly-useful]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Pretty horse!

[therainbowgorilla]

@i-say-ok

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[goosemoosse]

@cat-spotted

[cat-spotted]

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[kittybroker]

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

[the-pea-braned-warlock]

Wizards I call thee

@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastard @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-family @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @goblinofthelaboratory @darkblade-the-unending-curse @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomish-bastard @the-adhd-sorcerer

[queerbuwan]

THE WIZARDS ARE HERE ALONG WITH THE REST OF TUMBLR!

WE PRODUCE A LOT OF CARBON MONOXIDE

@carbonmonoxide-detector

[carby]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

[how-many-ghosts]

45 ghosts found

[would-you-survive-in-australia]

NONE OF YOU would survive in Australia.

[batshit-auspol]

[will-it-forehead]

This post.

WILL NOT FOREHEAD

[will-it-forehead]

A plane during a routine landing procedure.

WILL FOREHEAD