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this was stolen from a tumblr post
that’s her therapist
There are only 2 genders
Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities.
someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify
Pokemon and Digimon
sun and moon
super trans and mega trans
chungo and scrungus
salt and pepper
Neither and both
Nintendogs 1 & 2
handmaiden and fuedal lord
Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
Team lads and team gents
Achievement Hunter and Funhaus
Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo
Mario and Luigi
Tom and Jerry
Ass and tiddies
Star Trek and Star Wars
Simon and garfunkel
Primmie and techie
Marina and The Diamonds
Grump and Not So Grump
Bread and butter
Ramones and Clash
Coke and Pepsi
Skype and Oovoo.
Derek and The Dominos
the proletariat and the bourgeois
feudal lords and handmaidens
Dungeons and dragons
narumitsu and narumayo
kinder and milka
benny and the jets
florence and the machine
shrek & the bee movie
Xbox and pc
Crystal Gems and Homeworld
Naruto & Sasuke
Ben & Jerry’s
Offense and Defense
Peanut butter and jelly
Coffee and tea
Owl and city
Lamb and beef
My type and not my type
Ihop and Denny’s
Mcdonalds and burger king
Coke and Pepsi
Jedi & Sith
Sharks and Jets
sans and komaeda
Joestars and Brandos
Alliance and Horde
Valor and Mystic
Dipper & Mabel
Ruby & Sapphire
nutritious & delicious
furries & scalies
Overwatch and tf2
ocean and sky
Paydays and Whatchamacallits
Fred and George
team epic and team chicken leg
Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island
ruby and sapphire
*.Flowey and Asriel.
Undertale and FNAF
Gryffindor and Slytherin
Salt and Sugar
μ’s and Aqours
Black and white
Apple and android
Mini and Wumbo
Dan and Phil
DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic
Hobo and Glunkus
Ketchup & Mayo
chocolate and vanilla
ketchup and mustard
Grandes bites à viande
Batman and robin
Marvel and DC
Markiplier and Darkiplier
humans + dancers
Trans and Turbo Trans
gamers and goths
Crowley and Aziraphale
Velvet and Lace
Tits and ass
plants and zombies
Zangoose and Squirtle
Bill and Ted
hope and desperation
Corporate and casual
fermions and bosons
Weeb and Goth
eeby and deeby
Emma and Paul
Jekyll and Hyde
Czechia and Slovakia
Franken and Stein
The girl and the PS5
eeby and deeby
mac and cheese
im really incapable of reacting w the appropriate level of seriousness&discipline when kids swear on my watch its too funny. this 4yo was on time out today so i was sitting w him and he goes
4yo: this is stupid
me: please dont say that here thats not a nice word
4yo: Fucking
me: (genuinely not sure i heard correctly) what??
4yo: Fucking
me: WHAT??????
4yo: Fucking!!!
me: (definitely heard correctly) One more time ?
today at work this kid (ill call him Kid 1) was having snack w his friend (Kid 2) and kid2 had a kitkat bar. kid1 asked if he could have half and kid2 said no to which kid1 responded verbatim “Kid1 Has Banned Kid2 From Entering Heaven” and it startled me so badly i nearly started crying laughing
kids are the funniest people in the world when i worked at an elementary school during lunch one day the class unprompted started talking abt what they wanted to be when they grew up and this kid beckoned me over and was like
kid: when i grow up i want to be a cristopoper
me: a what?
kid: a cristopoper
me: i don’t think i know what that is!
kid: it’s a person who comes up with the names for different careers
me: oh, that—
kid: yeah, i just started my career. just now
me: oh my god
like he fucking got me. thats genius. thats a well constructed bit. he was 8
a few weeks ago a little girl told me she was going to her friend’s house and i asked what they were going to do and she said she didn’t know yet and i said they’d probably figure it out and have fun no matter what and she said “yeah. (pause) life is really a big mystery.” and i was like that is so true
i was helping out in the kindergarten class at work and this one kid flipped over his worksheet and upon seeing that there was more work, he said so softly “what the fuck”
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the bunnies did the lady and the tramp kiss. help i’m crying
enemies to lovers
High schoolers: ugh that person is weird because they have some minor superficial differences from the rest of us what a freak
College students: I saw a dude with green hair riding a unicycle around campus I would literally kill to be that cool
i made a joke on tiktok that simply suggested some people who don't currently identify as trans men might identify as trans men in the future and WOW the comments have been telling
"but being a man is kinda bad :/" "i'd rather stay in denial than ever be called a man" "don't manifest this for me i don't want to be a man" shut up shut up shut up
like what possesses some people to say that kind of stuff *to a literal trans man*? is it not just...basic common sense that telling a trans person you would hate being like them is A Bad Thing To Do? do people just...hate trans men so much that they don't see how rude it is to comment stuff like that?
the whole joke was literally based on something i did when i was in denial about being a trans man, and nearly every comment i've gotten on it has just reminded me exactly what mindset stopped me from getting out of that denial for so long
the idea that someone could be a trans man isn't some sort of evil accusation, and you would only see it as one if you think being a trans man is bad. the idea that you can share experiences with trans men despite not identifying as one also isn't some sort of evil accusation, and you would only see it as one if you think being a trans man is bad
the way people feel the need to defend themselves as if it's some impending threat they have to fend off is WILD and like..scarily reminiscent of the exact rhetoric cis transphobes use against us
if you're not a trans man, take a moment to ask yourself why being faced with trans manhood makes you so anxious and defensive, because i can pretty much guarantee it does, even if you're not aware of it, and y'all really need to unpack that
edit: if you think you’ve seen the tiktok and know what my account is, please don’t share, i want to remain anonymous here but i’m not on my tiktok so just...don’t do it please
Venn diagrams don’t really work past 3 circles.
4-circle Venn diagrams are problematic because they don’t include the intersections of opposite circles without also including one of the other two circles (in this example there’s no AC or BD)
The problem only gets worse with more circles.
You could solve this problem by using different shapes, like ovals
for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun
ted hughes really be out there making up the most elaborate and complicated stories and publishing fragments with zero context
i mean like his crow poems come from this whole backstory where god has created the world in six/seven days blah blah blah and wants to go to sleep except he keeps having this awful nightmare where he's being bullied by a Hand
and the Hand's like 'yo god ur human beans sUCK' man's hella offended like 'nah mate they're awesome cos i'm god and everything i do is amazing
then some human knocks on heaven's door and goes 'god u remember how u gave us life.. uh well we're bored now so can u take it back?'
*disappointed godly facepalm*
so what does god do? thaT's right he goes ' oKaY thEn HAND, let's see you do better'
so god's nightmare makes a thing
Our Hero, Beloved Protagonist
and the hero has to do a bunch of challenges before it's even allowed to get born and it's clear that this Human2.0 or whatever creature is emo as hell cos at the womb door the examiner asks a bunch of questions like 'whose foot is this?' and 'whois stronger than love?' and he just goes 'death DEATH death' to literallly every question
but anyway a bunch of strange ordeals later our Hero get's born and it's a CROW
god is curious to see what his tormentor, the Hand has created so swoops down to earth to check up on the fledgling Crow and honestly, it's kinda adorable
so he befriends it and mentors him, letting Crow see a bunch of cool stuff that happens throughout time
they travel around together and it's FREAKING adorable here's them in eden
since Crow is now God's apprentice God lets him try making stuff himself and teaching him how to talk and stuff and there's this whole scene where he tries to get Crow to say 'love' but crow keeps fucking it up cos he's a lil slow but dw he'll get there
during their epic adventures Crow starts to realise that God made the world pretty cool but ever so slightly wrong so he interferes at every point but ends up overcorrecting everything God got wrong and God notices and gets pissy and tries to discourage Crow from doing such things but Crow only gets tougher for his trials
Crow is learning a lot but then comes the Existential Crisis as he's all like 'who am i? WHAT am i? where do i come from' and in a journey of Frankenstein's creature-like angst he embarks on a quest to find his creator
and although he does come across the Creator several times in his travels the Creator appears in several forms and always female, which is significant for some reason because Crow always expects his Creator to be male
ted hughes really be out there making up the most elaborate and complicated stories and publishing fragments with zero context
i mean like his crow poems come from this whole backstory where god has created the world in six/seven days blah blah blah and wants to go to sleep except he keeps having this awful nightmare where he's being bullied by a Hand
and the Hand's like 'yo god ur human beans sUCK' man's hella offended like 'nah mate they're awesome cos i'm god and everything i do is amazing
then some human knocks on heaven's door and goes 'god u remember how u gave us life.. uh well we're bored now so can u take it back?'
*disappointed godly facepalm*
so what does god do? thaT's right he goes ' oKaY thEn HAND, let's see you do better'
so god's nightmare makes a thing
Our Hero, Beloved Protagonist
and the hero has to do a bunch of challenges before it's even allowed to get born and it's clear that this Human2.0 or whatever creature is emo as hell cos at the womb door the examiner asks a bunch of questions like 'whose foot is this?' and 'whois stronger than love?' and he just goes 'death DEATH death' to literallly every question
but anyway a bunch of strange ordeals later our Hero get's born and it's a CROW
god is curious to see what his tormentor, the Hand has created so swoops down to earth to check up on the fledgling Crow and honestly, it's kinda adorable
so he befriends it and mentors him, letting Crow see a bunch of cool stuff that happens throughout time
they travel around together and it's FREAKING adorable here's them in eden
since Crow is now God's apprentice God lets him try making stuff himself and teaching him how to talk and stuff and there's this whole scene where he tries to get Crow to say 'love' but crow keeps fucking it up cos he's a lil slow but dw he'll get there
during their epic adventures Crow starts to realise that God made the world pretty cool but ever so slightly wrong so he interferes at every point but ends up overcorrecting everything God got wrong and God notices and gets pissy and tries to discourage Crow from doing such things but Crow only gets tougher for his trials
ted hughes really be out there making up the most elaborate and complicated stories and publishing fragments with zero context
i mean like his crow poems come from this whole backstory where god has created the world in six/seven days blah blah blah and wants to go to sleep except he keeps having this awful nightmare where he's being bullied by a Hand
and the Hand's like 'yo god ur human beans sUCK' man's hella offended like 'nah mate they're awesome cos i'm god and everything i do is amazing
then some human knocks on heaven's door and goes 'god u remember how u gave us life.. uh well we're bored now so can u take it back?'
*disappointed godly facepalm*
so what does god do? thaT's right he goes ' oKaY thEn HAND, let's see you do better'
so god's nightmare makes a thing
Our Hero, Beloved Protagonist
and the hero has to do a bunch of challenges before it's even allowed to get born and it's clear that this Human2.0 or whatever creature is emo as hell cos at the womb door the examiner asks a bunch of questions like 'whose foot is this?' and 'whois stronger than love?' and he just goes 'death DEATH death' to literallly every question
but anyway a bunch of strange ordeals later our Hero get's born and it's a CROW
god is curious to see what his tormentor, the Hand has created so swoops down to earth to check up on the fledgling Crow and honestly, it's kinda adorable
so he befriends it and mentors him, letting Crow see a bunch of cool stuff that happens throughout time
ted hughes really be out there making up the most elaborate and complicated stories and publishing fragments with zero context
i mean like his crow poems come from this whole backstory where god has created the world in six/seven days blah blah blah and wants to go to sleep except he keeps having this awful nightmare where he's being bullied by a Hand
and the Hand's like 'yo god ur human beans sUCK' man's hella offended like 'nah mate they're awesome cos i'm god and everything i do is amazing
then some human knocks on heaven's door and goes 'god u remember how u gave us life.. uh well we're bored now so can u take it back?'
*disappointed godly facepalm*
so what does god do? thaT's right he goes ' oKaY thEn HAND, let's see you do better'
so god's nightmare makes a thing
Our Hero, Beloved Protagonist
ted hughes really be out there making up the most elaborate and complicated stories and publishing fragments with zero context