Faen i båten

I am a mess and I am here to haunt all things fandom♕ MINOR Dont be a creep to me♕ I am really into Lockwood & Co. but Im also into, the Rick Riordan universe and Minecraft YT and like a lot of book/TV

[fristellan]

Intro Post

Hey, I am Stellan (NOT Stella) ). If you are feeling like being all Offical *Booing from the distance* you can call me Their Majesty Stellan Monarch of Fandom and Norwegian.  I am the Monarch of Norwegian because I seem to be the only one who speaks Norwegian on this damned site. 

If @Norway-Offical feels like claiming their crown they can duel me in Norwegian for it.

I am a MINOR. Please keep this in mind when you consider following me and with how you interact. Yes, I do know that I type like a grandma. 

I am a teenager with quite an inflated ego. I, as stated in my little thing under the blog name and in the blog name,  am quite into fandom stuff. Surprise, I am in 1 of the groups of people who still use Tumblr lol.

I’m also queer so…. 2 of the big groups. If you really want a label for it I suppose aroace would be the one, but I mostly call myself queer.

They/she me rollin, they hatin

My biggest obsession right now is by far The Magnus Archives.

I am also super into,

★Lockwood & Co. 

★Sherlock Holmes (Books, Podcast, the damned TV-show, Granada, really any adaptation I can get my grubby little hand on)

★Fawx & Stallion

★Enola Holmes

★The GrishaVerse

★ the Big Bang Theory

★Geografens testamente (I'm not finished with värden)

★ Good Omens

I am also into:

★House M.D.

★ Carmen Sandiego

★Percy Jackson and adjacent fandoms

★The Osmanverse

★Brooklyn Nine-Nine

★Jennifer Lynn Barneses books

★Holly Jackson books

★ The Rookie

(The photos above are my photos btw)

I can't really remember anymore, but there is probably more…

Ummmmmm 

About me: I like dressing alt and want to dress more alternative, I also like wearing clothes and outfits inspired by historical wear and past decades. I sew and do creative shit so sometimes I'll disappear for a day because I got like super into my latest project. I am super into history. I play the Sims 4 and sometimes I play Minecraft. 

Why does this section feel like writing a CV? Tried that once, went crap, I am still jobless. 

I try putting TW on my posts, but feel free to tell me to add one if you see that an important one is missing. 

Urkkk Anythig more? Nah I dont think so

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

[in-your-wall-s]

@siriuslyobsessed394 I’m so glad I saw you and thought you were funny and started talking to you

[siriuslyobsessed394]

NO REAL OMG @sage-black-or-remus-lupin-90 MY DIVA TY FOR BRINGING ME TO WALLS I WILL THANK YOU PROFUSELY IF YOU EVER COME BACKKK

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Many friends but shoutout to @flyerguardian and @jacksfoxevangeline today

[flyerguardian]

Awwwww thank you<3333

This applies to literally all of my friends on here y'all are so cool vjksnfjwidqjd but speciaaaaal shout out to my ogs @caravalxjurdan240 @itzursafespace @wrensvoices <3333

[caravalxjurdan240]

OMFGGG THANK YOUUUU

@artemisiamasterofnone @itzursafespace @wrensvoices @booklover5111 @colourobserver @stories-i-guess @obsessivebookwormalert @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @zais--doll--mine--expo @imjusthereforthecake LOVE Y'ALLLLL

[itzursafespace]

THIS IS GENUINELY THE SWEETEST THING EVER 🥺

TYYYYYY

@athreadofroses @flyerguardian @artemisiamasterofnone @feellikeasadsong @wrensvoices @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @fawnbunny01134 @feellikeasadsong @xcruelprincessx @writingprincessblog @wordslikepoisonn @misdollie @aurora-reads-books @bookaddictedrose @b3anieperson @charlieloveshughbiggs @future-muse @jamezplayzmc @phantomfandoms491 @rainydays-5 @throneofem @the-silent-romantic

[wordslikepoisonn]

aww tyyy!!

@centralperkpoet @literallygoldrush @itzursafespace @caravalxjurdan240 @flyerguardian @foundheaven013 (+ definitely others, I am SHIT at remembering blog names so I will be adding to this)

[centralperkpoet]

Omg thank you!! <33

@quantumm76 @neilhilistic @m0nt3cr15t0 @yourlocalgrammarfreak @definitelyfrankiero @drpeppercreamsodaa @thelostgirlisearching @the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @itsaplaydummy @elliotsaqueenfan @knoxious-overstreet @obnoxiousknoxious @supersizedmcshizzel and ofc @wordslikepoisonn

+so many more (I’m forgetting a lot rn😭)

[quantumm76]

HSHSJHSNZHS THANK YOU LIZZ <3

Lets see if I can remember everyone

@fastfouriertransformer @mrecury42 @attheendhello @elliotsaqueenfan @atsecretgardensinmymind @definitelyfrankiero @abandoned-sewer-rat @yourlocalgrammarfreak @neilhilistic @weird-trash-panda @weedletum @reginald-fillibus @itsm0onshine @lunardelphox @nuciance-to-society @mincetheungratefulbrat @threepigeonsinasuitcase @drpeppercreamsodaa @seizetheday1 +all my moots that I missed (sorry :[ )

[nuciance-to-society]

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY YAY!

tagies for my beloveds:

@andorian-from-walmart @arnos68 @strangerinawonderland @stillafishbowl @mrecury42 @platon1c-robotfucker@yourlocalgrammarfreak @attheendhello @reginald-fillibus @atsecretgardensinmymind @centralperkpoet @im-george-now @elliotsaqueenfan @smoked-salmon-official @fastfouriertransformer @kidneystealer101 @123hello321 @ramdomassaccountname@blue-alien-puppy @starrydrgnfly @luliasposts @kel-the-moth (IM SO SORRY IF IF FORGOT YOU)

[andorian-from-walmart]

HEHEHEHEHEHEH

THANK YOU!!!!!!

@moominmanoneandonly @centralperkpoet @certified-woman-kisser @mistermalaprop @smokey-prime9000 @smoked-salmon-official @that-painter-in-your-pocket @moonilocket AND SO MANY MORE!!!!!!!!

[that-painter-in-your-pocket]

AAAAAHHHHHH-

@keta700 @burbur178 @bread-lord-khubz

[burbur178]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@theverycoolfish @basil-isk-burgers @periklesostrakon

[basil-isk-burgers]

Oh, thank you <33333333

@egocentric-manwhore @theverycoolfish @fristellan @notamilkofmice @thatpumpkinzart

[egocentric-manwhore]

:OOO THATS SO AWESOME

@robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse @holybananapants @mawcey-mangoes @vargdottern @legalityoftheraccoons and probably many more my memory fails me

[vargdottern]

AWWW THANK YOU

@theverycoolfish @fristellan @basil-isk-burgers @monkizra and right back at you @egocentric-manwhore <3

[fristellan]

THANK YOU TO ALL THE MUTUALS TAGGING ME 🥹

@vargdottern, @theverycoolfish @monkizra @its-me-kassy @egocentric-manwhore @basil-isk-burgers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[maalidoesart]

every miku is canon…..

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

And the void

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY IMAGINATION

[drudg30n]

and my

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[its-beau-offical]

And my rats that crave human flesh

[bacone-official]

And my bacon

[thepumpkinofpower]

and my pumpkin I throw at you

[fristellan]

And the burning sight of my stars

[fristellan]

I’m such a simp for a good bass.

[thepittlesbians]

now the men are finished we can finally focus on the REAL world cup next year

[digitalfootprintisnotreal]

When im in the ragebait olympics but world cup finale referee is there

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[fristellan]

Do Swedes have several first names so that they’ll have more name days?

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

When you post on tumblr: every day you're surprised by the sheer innovative genius of the ways they'll find to miss understand you

[evilblackfemme]

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[theverycoolfish]

HAPPY MOON MONDAY

[crpl-pnk]

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

[crpl-pnk]

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

[crpl-pnk]

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

[darklingdawns]

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

[kipplekipple]

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

[planouteverythingitwentwrong-de]

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t

[crpl-pnk]

AMAZING! based on this one specific individual’s experiences i will now safely assume that it’s possible for anyone to overcome hand pain & leave potholders behind for good!!! as long as you want it bad enough, anything is possible!! make this story go viral so that all those self pitying losers who still use potholders know that there’s no excuse

☆♡LIKE & SHARE IF YOU WERE INSPIRED!!!♡☆

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[kedreeva]

I scheduled this is 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!

[odd060]

FINALTYYYTYYYYY HOLY SHIT

[fristellan]

I was about to go to bed, finalllyyyyyy

[odd060]

It’s not over yet there’s like 15 mins😭

[fristellan]

1 min and then I’ll sleep