shownu and jay complimenting each other 🥰

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shownu and jay complimenting each other 🥰
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
I FOUND THE POST
Maurice
Maurice
Maurice
Maurice
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
crash
This is the cutest thing!
oh jesus christ that’s adorable
how dare you leave this in the tags
museum studies goofs, 1/?
so I go to animation school now
please unmute this
Here it is!
Btw, I made this drawing thinking about a new AU, it would be something like this:
Buck and Eddie are talented actors and well known in Hollywood, they never crossed paths but a lot of people want to see them work together in an action movie or something like that. Everyone knows that Buck is bisexual but Eddie supposed to be straight in the eyes of the world one day this script for an action movie falls into his hands but to his surprise his character falls in love with his partner, who will soon discover that he's played by Evan Buckley. The perfect opportunity for Eddie to show the world who he really is.
A lot of things happen in between (I already have a couple of finished drawings, nsfw)
Speedpaint video (Youtube)
Available in buy me a coffee!
Instagram.
SO this picture is 🔥🔥 and this fic sounds like something for @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels to tackle 😳😳😍😍
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have found a Legendary Post
ITS HERE
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
How did Russia make a fucking TUMBLR POST illegal
Necesitas gafas?
Can we just appreciate how many friends this guy has to pull this off
fuck their social circle whered they get the goddamn goat
#i am also wondering about the goat
snakes are reversed vampires
they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands
????? vampires have hands?????????
ayo what the FUCK
why wouldn’t they??
hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck
THE FUCKING MOPED???
THE FUCKING MOPED
I’M SORRY YOU WHAT
vampires: exist
op:
VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?
great job with my post guys. hit the showers
this post is six days old
instant classic
i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that
But the explanation is legit cool. Way back in the 1930s as public education started to become more standard in the US, a series of English Language Primers were created starring young children named Dick and Jane, their baby sister Sally, and their dog, Spot. The series ran until 1965. In it, you’d see Dick and Jane doing various things and a story made of simple sentences.
The stories are forever embedded in the American psyche, with iconic phrases from the books like “See Spot run” or “Fun with Dick and Jane” still being well-known enough decades later to be turned into movie titles.
Meanwhile, in the UK, the Ladybird imprint of the Penguin publishing house created their own version of Dick and Jane primers in 1964 called Keywords with Peter and Jane featuring a far more British family and their more British sensibilities. The series is still in print and has sold over 80 million books.
Both the US and UK books were often criticized for their not-so-hidden messaging. In the utopian vision of childhood they promoted, mothers wore high heels and stayed at home to clean clean clean, fathers went to work, people of color were invisible, poverty didn’t exist, and everyone everywhere was oh so cheerful and polite. While the US stopped printing Dick and Jane books just as the Civil Rights movement was gathering momentum, the UK has continued to create and publish these culturally out-of-touch books for decades, only occasionally updating egregiously racist or misogynistic images in response to public outcry.
Enter artist and satirist Miriam Elia. In 2014 she launched a successful Kickstarter campaign to create a satirical version of the Peter and Jane books called We Go to the Gallery (pictured above). As the book entered its second printing, Penguin sued her for copyright infringement. She promptly changed the models for Peter and Jane, renamed the characters John and Susan, created her own independent publishing house named Dung Beetle Books, and republished the book with new art to great commercial success.
She now has an entire series of satirical primers called the Dung Beetle Reading Scheme books. Her latest hilariously perfect book is We Do Lockdown, in which Mummy, John and Susan go through an indefinite period of self-isolation during lockdown. In this solitary time, the children are forcibly adapted to the ‘new normal’, where a joyless existence is heroically embraced to save humanity. The children come to have no real-life friends, no education, and are conditioned to see their peers as portable germ vessels.
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
invasive species encroach on lesbian territory
This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.
A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.
Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.
As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.
Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.
This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.
A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.
Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.
One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.
Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.
Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.
Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.
Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.
As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.
now how in the FUCK am i supposed to leave tumblr when a god tier post like THIS is just is just waiting for me daily?!?!?!
question where does the “art student” or “DIYer” “crafter” or “soap maker” or “miniaturist“ etc. who has ventured into the store for supplies fall into the ecosystem/what is their impact of said ecosystem?
Most of the above are native to craft and hobby stores (art students, historically, are native to museums, but having been introduced to hobby stores, have found a niche for themselves and thrived), but all can be seen in hardware stores on occasion due to territorial overlap. They are generally low-impact, as they tend to stick to specific small areas and primarily utilize different resources. While a large group of any of them can be disruptive (art students, in particular, are known to travel in packs), in general, they are more likely to have territorial disputes with one another than with the local fauna.
A point of clarity -“crafter” is a bit misleading; while it conjures a specific image, much like ‘fish’ or ‘reptile’ it actually covers a broad array of wildly disparate species, and in general, more descriptive nomenclature is preferred. Fiber artists in particular are a genus to watch out for, particularly in groups. Beware a roving pack of domesticated quilters. They fear nothing, will go anywhere, and due to their social nature, will often seek interaction from other species that thrive best in solitude. They are quite friendly, and will happily adopt members of other species; the concern is that their adoptees do not always wish to be adopted.
#in search of taxonomic precision and peaceful coexistence (via welkinalauda)
I do wonder how lesbian/bisexual lumberjack-mimickry fits into this
I can say as a former craft store worker that if you wish to see true fear, look into the eyes of a Dad who must venture into a craft store. Despite the overlap of familiar beings known to him from his native hardware store habitat, Dads are instinctively aware that craft stores are not for them; they contain unfamiliar perils and even the seemingly familiar may have strange variances and unnerving secrets. (”Why is this airbrush so small? What do you mean nails, why would you… WUT!!”)
Only experienced silverbacks or the boldest young Dads dare venture into a craft store for long without his mate or offspring to keep roving Craft Ladies at bay and guide him in this strange ecosystem. If a Dad enters with his mate and is separated from her, he will often scuttle for the seeming familiarity of Woodcrafts, Models, or Paints (the latter not to be confused with Fine Arts, unquestioned territory of art students), but he eyes Scrapbooking and Jewelry with trepidation and will usually venture into those exotic areas only in the company of females of his pack.
Lumberjacks are rarely spotted entering craft stores of their own volition, for while they do not fear it as Dads do, they know it is an environment unsuited for megafauna such as themselves.
Hardware store Lesbians generally adapt more easily to craft stores, although they may enlist another Lesbian of a subspecies more adapted to that environment to guide them until they find their niche. Lesbians have even been known to seek the aid of a Craft Lady, a native fauna that share similarities with Lesbians but are usually smaller and nimbler to suit their chosen habitat. Dads who witness this are often awed by the Lesbians’ temerity, for although larger, Dads are generally wary of the cunning and dexterous Craft Ladies and may mistake their enthusiastic pack greetings as predatory swarming.
Craft Ladies, secure in their ecological niche, have no fear of interlopers and take the presence of non-native beings in stride, although they may become territorial about scarcer resources.
The only truly invasive species that threaten craft stores are Brides-to-Be, who are mere annoyances individually, but like locusts may descend in hordes and lay waste, leaving swathes of destruction in their wake. Fortunately for the Craft Ladies, Brides-to-Be are seasonal and usually only a threat in the spring and early summer.
It Got Better
they’re thespians, harold
A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
Omgggg the sounds.
Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world
WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS
HI TEDDY I MISSED YOU