we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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if i look back, i am lost
Keni
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trying on a metaphor
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@writingwithspink
Some of the 2010s-era Loki stans were annoying but some of them were very justified. They put Tom Hiddleston in handcuffs and a muzzle. Then they put him in chains and a collar. Then they had him look waifishly sad in a prison cell. Then they put him in handcuffs again. Then they chained him up again. Where else were teenage girls going to see that.
Posting this because apparently some of you really need to internalize that you do not have to be a perfect person to deserve justice.
"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
Reddit too
Not to mention all the youtube shorts creators who do dramatic readings of tumblr posts.
not donald trump singlehandley uniting the world against america and encouraging mass boycotting
As an American - please keep it up! It's actually making those idiots realize that they've fucked up
"elbows up" is a canadian hockey phrase. it means to put your arms up to prepare for a fight on the ice.
the way those pricks in the signal chat called europeans freeloaders, i welcome the rest of the world teaming up with my country & leaving that bully country out in the cold.
Another American here to second @bloodybrilliant-mnk - keep it up! Do not let Dumbp think he's won or feel in control of this situation!
Yes! If you're abroad keep up the boycott! This is one of the best things you do to help us fight Fascism here in the US - and to help your own country since the Russia backed MAGA Fascists are a threat to everyone.
Global solidarity against Fascism!
š A Plea from Gaza: Rolaās Story š
Hello, my name is Rola, and I am a mother of two children living in the Gaza Strip. Our lives were once filled with love, laughter, and dreams for the future. But everything changed on October 7th, when the war shattered not only our home but our entire world.
That morning, my family and I were enjoying coffee together on the balcony. Out of nowhere, an explosion erupted, shaking our home violently. My husband and son ran for cover, falling over each other in panic, while I stood frozen, still holding my cup, unable to process the chaos around me. When I looked out the window, I saw that our neighborās house, once filled with life, had been reduced to rubble. Ambulances rushed to the scene as people scrambled to rescue the injured and pull bodies from the debris.
The bombings didnāt stop. At night, the rain poured heavily, and the cold seeped into our bones. I stayed awake, covering my children to keep them warm and praying for their safety. But safety is an illusion here. Another explosion shattered the night, and our neighborsā home was destroyed. Their children, who had been sleeping peacefully under a blanket, were found lifeless, their cover soaked in blood.
I looked at my children with tears in my eyes and thought, How can I protect you? We had to flee our home with nothing but the clothes on our backs. We left behind my childrenās toys, their clothes, and their beautiful bedroom. Everything we had worked so hard to build is gone.
Our Current Reality Now, we are displaced and living in a nightmare. Food is scarce, and prices are unimaginably highā$10 for a kilo of sugar! The fear of death hangs over us constantly. My children deserve a life of joy and hope, not one defined by fear and loss. Why canāt we live like everyone elseāgo to work, visit family, and watch our children play in safety? Why do our children have to grow up surrounded by death and destruction?
How You Can Help I am pleading for your kindness to help us rebuild our lives. We need your support to: š Rebuild our home, so my children can feel safe again. š Evacuate from Gaza, seeking a future where my family can live with dignity. š©ŗ Provide urgent medical care for my children, who need protection from this nightmare.
Even the smallest donation can make a difference. If you canāt donate, please share my story. Every share brings us closer to hope.
What Your Support Means Your kindness is not just about helping us survive; itās about giving us a chance to dream again. To rebuild what weāve lost and to ensure my children have a future filled with possibilities, not fear.
Thank you for taking the time to read my story. Your support means the world to us. Letās work together to rebuild hope, one step at a time.
šø Please share our story and consider donating today. šø
Hi I am Fatima and live in London UK. I have known Rola now for apprā¦ Fatima Rajwani needs your support for From Despair to Hope: Help us to
Together, we can create a better tomorrow. šā¤ļø
The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named āPrometheus.ā It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (canāt cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says āwait arenāt the guy thatā¦ā
And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I canāt help but start crying Iām laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder
its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.
you punch nazis!
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This makes no sense
it literally could not be more straightforward
It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they're both $30
I think the failure of many people to grasp an incredibly simple, barebones metaphor is demonstrating implicit bias very well
This dude straight up stated the fucking answer and still canāt understand it, because heās expecting the answer to be his own views lmao
No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor
Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. Itās simple. Basic. Elementary.
But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear
It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?
Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor
Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao
ok so apparently TERFs believe that when we say something along the lines of "reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050" that we're actually serious.
anyway reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050
Fun fact! Water actually turns āblood redā when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egyptās environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN
if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:
basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues
1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red
2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river
3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched
4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die
5) pestilence: toxins again
6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils
7) hail: the storm again
8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.
9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun
10) slaying of the first born: given that childrenās bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they arenāt 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies
the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the āreedā sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.
another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any theyād get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest
some sources: X X
The volcano wasnāt ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history.Ā
The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty.Ā
The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.
this is blowing my fucking mind
I love that if you really boil all this information down, what you get is something approximating āthe sinking of Atlantis caused the 10 Biblical plagues of Egyptā which is, like, one of the greatest mythological mash-ups I have ever heard of.
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dire
Bare
Care
Mare
Made
Lore
Lyre
Pyre
part
Fart
farm
Fare
Fore
Sort
Soft
Sift
silk
Milk
Mill
Mull
Mile
Pill
Kill
ball
Fall
Fell
cult
pult
pull
food
Fond
Find
mine
Mint
Tint
Rent
Bent
Bend
Mend
Read
Real
Teal
Tear
Dear
Pear
Peat.
Heat
Mist
Mast
lust
Last
Past
Nest
Heat
Seat
Bear
Pear
Tear
Teal
Seal
Heal
Keep
Help
Hell
Yell
well
Fell
Felt
melt
malt
Halt
Hilt
Tilt
Tall
Fall
Mall
Wall
Cull
Hull [as in do your school or on going to tie you to a ship hull and keel haul you]
Pull
Bull!
Bulk
Raid
Hair
Hear
Bear
Neat
Reat (Means offence or crime)
Seat
Pam
Tame
Tale
if someone reblogged from you and rambled in the tags (that you can see in your activity) does it bother you
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Eid Mubarak to all you lovely humans celebrating. May your days be filled with all the love and happiness that you deserve ā¾āļøļøā£ļø
Rob Zombie making brownies
EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA
press ā to PENIS BLAST
something beautiful is happening
holy shit guys
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because itās actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOUāRE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I donāt even care if it actually works, Iām mostly reblogging because itās freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Yāknow I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
Damn.
KITTY. YOU CAME BACK. AGAIN. YAYY.
