[opalescent-sable]

Hello I'm Opal

I mainly reblog on here but I might post art once in a blue moon

Anyway have a good morning, day, afternoon, evening, night or whatever time it is!

[opalescent-sable]

I thought i was past it. The terror, the all encompassing feeling that wouldn't leave. I. Was. Wrong. Every time I think I'm done with it, the fear returns. Every time I so much as think about it for too long, I can't sleep. Now all that's left is to lie awake until sweet oblivion claims me, or until my mind stops racing and I calm enough for sleep. If only it were simpler, easier to rid myself of these thoughts, to cleanse myself of such fear. For now all I can and will do is wait.

[i-am-a-fish]

beautiful people love reading this post. beautiful people also love scrolling past this post and not seeing it. beautiful people just love coming into contact with this post indirectly or directly but it always makes it to them even if it only appears on their screen for a split second

[domexaz]

What if I am ugly

[i-am-a-fish]

yaint

[opalescent-sable]

what if I had been sleepy and not read or scrolled, and also came across it in a third unknown way

[sharkgirldick]

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Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

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Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Take a Gulpin. Now double it. That's the essence of Two Gulpin Tuesday.

[opalescent-sable]

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Four Gulpin?

[deancodedinthewater]

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

[deancodedinthewater]

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[randomslasher]

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

[whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth]

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

[tbhitisdbh]

What he said

[tbhitisdbh]

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

[trashcanakin]

[heir-of-the-chair]

My humble contribution

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

[dysphoric--acid]

ive added my end of the chaos

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Beautiful

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

[lowkeyjustvibing]

I don’t fishing know

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Has this been done yet?

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

[daroaringknight]

had to contribute to tumblr history

[lets-go-mental-in-the-woods-dea]

Oh my god this is tumblr history

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Yes we are✨

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

my hand slipped oop

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

fool i posted my meme before you

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh okay then-

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

someone-

[franthehorsegir]

I dare some one to keep going.

[nonbinaryvulcan]

I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂

[franthehorsegir]

Thank you 😝🤣

[silkwingfood]

i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy

[bisexualnerd]

My humble contribution

[bunkerbuilder37]

I made one

[pricetagofficial]

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

[muuunna]

I am sorry to say but the train named,“Last Remnant of my Sanity”, has officially left the station.

[cy-n0-suree-deactivated20210707]

The sheer power of this thread has me quaking

[cool-i-m-dead-inside]

I’ve reached rockbottom and here we are

[ellebellas]

Ok but I need someone who can actually make a meme to add on but do the Thor ragnorak meme where tumble is Hela and she’s like you can’t defeat me and Thor is that first original plane white meme and he says I know but he can and the fire guy is the most recent one. Thanks

[my-life-is-a-mess]

you ask and you shall receive

[bucketofplums]

I’m so glad this made it to my dashboard

[bucketofplums]

So I decided to contribute as well…

[mindfulmagics]

I love how by the last ones the meme is almost unrecognizable in the layers

[lt-sparrow]

34 💖💖💖

[nothing-mancer]

We must never let this end

[trinoxtrinox]

There are, SO MANY LAYERS to this meme, and I’m going to add more of them by fusing a few of the deepest memes I’ve seen so far XD

The memes here come from the following chains, starting from the bottom right:

This current chain with 35 layers before this.

This chain with 27 layers. By @cerbi-my-babyyyyy

This other chain with 35 layers. By @gay-girl-thing

This particular chain with 28 layers. By @thewintercavalier

Another chain with 27 layers. By @be-gay-cause-crime

This particular chain with 29 layers. By @theforgowolf

Yet another chain with 27 layers. By @thefirstjackal

And this last chain with 29 layers, yet again. @memermemedout

I wonder, how many layers does this meme have now with this fusion of memeceptions, 28, 36 or 43?

[memermemedout]

here you go

[creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical]

What the fuck is happening

[31suitboots]

the circle of life

[thedamsolangelofan]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[fiery-alder05]

NEVER LET IT DIE

[tubbytarchia]

On a completely unrelated note hey btw is it an asexual thing to be legitimately terrified of how regularly people and media are horny or am I insane

[alollinglaughingcat]

NO EXACTLY LIKE WHAT.

except. okay ive gotten used to horny media, like that's completely normal to me yep

but when REAL people?????? mention they do things????? date people???? im like HELLO???? WHAT?????

i have a teenage coworker (she's like 3-4 years younger than me lmao) and she????? keeps talking about her love life and like she asked this volunteer at work out?!?!?! and im like?!?!?! HUHHHG?????????????????? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??????

like its so INSANE. to me. that she is experiencing GENUINE ATTRACTION to these people???? like how?!??!?! can you look at a human being and be like "yeah i'd hit it" WHAT????????????????

she only saw this guy ONCE

and SHE ALREADY HAS HIS NUMBER

WTF

[isjasz]

ep3 doodles 🤫🤫🤫

[justl-12]

Life series pearl and her blind loyalty will always make me insane this is VERY rushed but i needed to draw something because pearl defending grian as much as gem despite not knowing anything about the secret has been on my mind

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, they also have a chat function on their website!

Get Help

Get immediate help 24/7/365. The Trevor Project's crisis counselors are just a text, chat, or phone call away. Completely confidential and f

[elvis-vaebsley]

Róa mama, now's about time I return from my polar slumber to reblog this.

[taylsthetrap]

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

I am Last, God of the advice.

I can’t get directly involved, but I can sure as hell tell you what I think you should do

[eheu-vae-mihi]

I am tanaya, god of war

Not really helping my reputation here, autocorrect …

@justactgaussian

@ten-of-imps

@technicallyeldritch

@abirdsnest

@atlaswashere

@contemplativepancakes

@mychemicallazaruspit

@jkl-fff

[justactgaussian]

I am Syv, God of the day

I need to find the God of the night, so we can figure out if we’re siblings, tragic starcrossed lovers or eternal enemies.

@thegneurshk

@whale-in-that-case

@hellooocaffeine

[whale-in-that-case]

I am Whaley, god of the world cup final

@wandering-teapot and whoever else!

[wandering-teapot]

I am Teapot, god of action for the ggplot

[onkrispybopper]

I am Celeste, god of all the train engine.

Mmm yes. The T R A I N E N G I N E.

@mint-chip-superiority @mintchocolatehip

[mint-chip-superiority]

I am Mint, god of war.

@watermeezer @nerdypagan1 @the-ace-of-wrath

[the-ace-of-wrath]

I am Ace, god of the day

@alexanderpukish

@godofchaos69

@jokerswild233

@grabowskibeepboop

@blackbear63

@zoxsansnc

@iamapeanutpleasefearme

[grabowskibeepboop]

There sure are a lot of gods of war and the day

I am Grabowski, go of the other people who ship it

I did have to go back a little for it to make some sense but I wanna try again

I am Grabowski, god of the blog

Hmm…

@weirdo09

@lilitblaukatz

@vaniloqu3nce

@97buttons

@hellothereandimsosorry

@oh-so-no-curse-words

@cxsually-cruel04

@nebulasaurus

@lazerem

@tryan-a-bex

[nebulasaurus]

I am Nebula, God of the world.

Oh please no.

@eliza-the-hunted @pannacottababy @lonelyclove @illumiiiz

[illumiiiz]

I am Eve, god of the two things I want

😂😭???? does that mean I get to pick??

@bluebellhairpin @tabsters @bondilluns and whoever else <3

[tabsters]

I am tabs, god of high school

FUCK NO I DONT WANT TO BE THE GOD OF HIGH SCHOOL

@professionalwaterbender @yourlocalapplejuice @iirexenii @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @filijester

[professionalwaterbender]

I am kara, god of ptsd

that tracks

@youvebeengalindafied @yourlocalapplejuice

[yourlocalapplejuice]

I am Ren god of all of the things that you have done

HELLO WHAT 😭😭😭

@groovyfandomhuman @bossbabyfan2

[groovyfandomhuman]

I am Ollie god of rocks

I mean rocks are pretty neat so that’s cool :D

@yams-and-toast @pirulated @i-just-need-a-book-please

[pirulated]

I am Pirulated god of demigirl

ok. that’s normal.

@ all of my moots

[someones-here-for-sure]

I am Sam god of the universe and you

Well I don’t make the rules

Opentags

[sage-way]

i am Sage god of the most important thing to remember; that you are not alone in this world

I am frog, god of my stand

JOJO?!!??

[sylvia-is-tired]

i am sylvia, god of the spooky institute of the world.

Apparently I’m Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

@gutterselkie @what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew @lxvenderfog @h-is-distracted-and-disoriented

[lxvenderfog]

I am Lav, god of death

??? Not what I expected-

@gutterselkie @matchaira and anyone else who wants to join! /nf

[justasnailman]

I am Snail, god of having trauma regarding the situation

Wtf ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not againnnnnnn

@crimsalwaysawake @scribblesandink @exlwandering @w4nd3r3r123456 and everyone else who wants to participate!!

This is kind of silly!! /nf obviously

[crimsalwaysawake]

I am Crimson, god of all things that are not true

@ basically anyone I can’t think of specific people rn

[justsomecorvid]

I am Crow, god of the two countries

w h at countries??

@panromanticturtle @the-fish-thing-893

[panromanticturtle]

i am chess, god of Hope

Yeah…. no

@opallovesturtles @d3l1c4t3s0vl @idoeatsandquiteoften @zeepuu @goofygoobero3o

[zeepuu-deactivated20260415]

I am centiPede, god of the things

Canon to my story

@gummysunnybear @osc-brainrot @infinite-ticking-clock37 @random-artistic-idiot @wagyuenjoyer

[random-artistic-idiot-deactivat]

i am cosmo, God of God

yeah okay. I’m overpowered basically

free tagss

i am t3chn0, god of the game

wow yeah i guess. thats accurate. i think thats what id be

@panvnsleake

[panvnsleake]

We are Pan, God of torment

oh uh. alright bud -🍞

open tags we CANNOT THINK right nwo sorgy

[dav8530]

I am Dav, god of high quality control

Im crying ;-;

[mafia-fish-deactivated20260202]

doing this for fun

I am Mafia god of the world cup

The fuck

@kiweegamez

@eluxurex

@br0wni3xx

[cabl3-bytes]

I am Br0wni3 god of the multiverse

HELL YEA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥💥💥

@sasaleletrebol

@orisretr0

@kiweegamez

@fish-bowl-buddy

@askmistaketalesurgesans

[askmistaketalesurgesans]

I am Inko god of the artist

accurate imo

@caretaleandotherstuff @neverniko101 @bugba-bugbee

[neverniko101]

I am Niko, god of the game

what game?????????

[rubythestar]

I am Ruby Star, God of Gods. I AM THE GOD OF GODS 😆 🤣

@f1zzyst4r you should try this!

[f1zzyst4r]

I am Sk!ttl3z, god of the earth

I am for some reason the god of the earth—

Wait…drawing idea :0–💥💥💥

Hey friends! Wanna join? :3

@quirkyfries @astrofairy06 @ruin-swifeband @geisthaul @geistknockoff @theinfamousmaybelle @birdyjellyfish @ez1ra-deactivated20250305

(I can’t find the rest @/s but if anyone sees this then join!!)

[maybelles-colony]

I am Maybelle, god of all the time

Heh, Goddess of time here

anyone allowed

[asmodeus-682]

I am Asmodeus, God of Death and a few racoons

I- okay???

[mischievous-magpies]

I am El, God of all the things that you can think

im choosing to think that means im in everyones walls

@microwavedyolk @g3n3s1s-l0v3

[g3n3s1s-l0v3]

i am mason, god of the two things i want you to do. um. i guess im god of the vaugest sentence in the universe….

not gonna tag any1 so consider these open tags

[i-suggest-murder]

I am murder, god of all things

guess I’m an omnipowerful deity

[randomguyfrom2008]

I am Kaiden, God of War

I don’t know what to think of this

[amiableamos]

shit i started typing and then realized i have predictive text off. brb….

ew its so weird ok

I AM AMOS, GOD OF LOVE AND TRUTH

thats ofdly wholesome actually

@dictatorshipper im so curious homie

[dictatorshipper]

haha sure

I’m Sol, god of all those people who were born on the first day of school

…okaaaay

@jarssss @silmarillionopsessed @mairon-goth-minion @if-loki-was-a-fox @the-second-visitor

[poladroid]

Thanks for the tag!

I am Evan, God of the four people who died in the attack on Wednesday morning at the airport

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE IT NOOOOO

npt:  @fictionalsimp09 @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @kayylivesinchaos @look-a-gay @rainystarssx

@bibeantransbean @taleofapart-timepoet @birdiebirdjay @lesbian-disaster-tm

@bralnwashed @soupyloopyx @lesbian-disaster-tm @clodyghost @whydousernamesevenexist

@zsrntyouil @blueberry0409 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @aceofspades42

@cerulean-cries @cool-lesbian-is-here  @birdiebirdjay @damsnackbar03 @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden +anyone else XD

[whydousernamesevenexist]

I am B, the God of the world cup full of the world cup final.

What

No pressure tags:

@starcrossedmoony <333 @mintbecrazy @willu-die2 @moonymoom @productofaritual @mudkip-enthusiast18 @ravensncrowsx @forensic-b1tch-aiden @losver07 @im-a-mess-of-a-person @uhhlifeig @athenalikethegoddess @berryzxx @kayylivesinchaos @motivationequaldead89 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @silence-between-seconds @mxed-salad-greens @suckerforrosekiller @moonyswarmsweaters @whysosiriushuh @insert-clever-username-1133 @marylily-my-beloved @winterpandafreak @lesbianlazyhouse @carrotsinnovember @n1xxi3 @give-me-a-username-plz @idk-what-to-put-here-123 @where-is-vivian @basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin @obsessedwith15deadwizards @derangedbookworm @shamelesswolfstarshipper @themortalityofundyingstars @myfavcharacterdidntdrown @chace-vito @mairon-goth-minion @roadkill111 @definitionoffuckup @sapphos-queer-kid @regulus-smith @marauding-almond @dazzling-witch @absolutelyflabbergasted @seekmemystar @hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe @kathryn-maraudersversion @daddysclownboy @anything-for-my-moony-1971

[moonymoom]

I am Moom, god of the universe.

Hehe!

@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m

@whatonearthisgoingon

@cool-lesbian-is-here

[whatonearthisgoingon]

I am Aaro, God of the world

Love it

@your–new–stepmother @acelovesremuslupin @adanmwere @alizardsusername @astrawantssleep @bikisser23 @birdiefromafar @blitzstoneshouldbecanon @bluebasie @camp-jupiter-demigod @cool-lesbian-is-here @cornishpadfoot @cuculoooo @destroy-the-binary @getsuuna @gigiyuu @gimmiecandy @guitarheartz @harrietthespywastaken @hey-look-at-the-stars @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @lookitsabooknook @love-hate-love00 @luna—lovegood @marssssbars @mentallyillwacko @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonandstarshangoutinbars @moonchild311 @moonsrunes @moonymoom @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @mxlovey32 @my-castles-crumbling @olympushaze @permetutotheworld @reaperlight @reggblkk @regulus0cantswim0black @serpentine-starlight @siriuslyobsessed394 @siriuslysirius101 @sof-has-hyperfixations @sk1llz-heeler @starman-01 @studying-n-running @symbiotic-slime @tired-writer-in-progress @tistheraven @theduchessr @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint @theheightsarewuthering @the-stars-in-between @thepicklekingog @unnecessaryheadache @urpants @welcometoh0rr0rwood @werewolfadmirer @whos-fin-anyway @xxlady-lunaxx @not-a-gay-fangodess @lllaced @yes-ofc-i-bite

[ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper]

I am Nes, God of all

I could work with that

No pressure

@thepicklekingog @complimentary-breadbasket @unnecessaryheadache @outromoonyy @bitchy-marvel-dude @mareestar @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @sirius-crowley-immortaltwinks @whos-fin-anyway @cherrylusstuff @sizzlinggladiatoryouth @thornsunicorn @i-eat-asphalt @glitterysaladpandapurse-blog @cryxtalmushroxm @justletmereadhungergames @cherriblossomm @your-local-bi-guy @princesspraise @courageandnaanbread @sheensdreams @fastenchantedrebel @littlejumpingjoan @behind-blue-eyes-remastered @camp-jupiter-demigod @every1luvsguenivere

(sorry if you’ve been tagged already)

[cryxtalmushroxm-deactivated2025]

i am lia, goddess of the sea

OOOO i could DEFINITELY work with thisss :3

@salem-the-puppet @blkgirlprincess @syaur @enojunk0 @talkingishard22 @chenetira @glittertearsandcoffee @miss-dior-whore @pinkgirl-babydoll @marblesinatrashcan @lonniebossanova @ibibinos @billieeilishaddict101 @eilishslut @misterbananamilk @thatonesillymomfriend

[marbles-in-a-trashcan]

Had to go on my phone for this cause Chromebook doesn’t predict texts

I AM MARBLES, GOD OF THE WORLD.

Mmm yes this is a very fitting title for me. Bow before me, puny mortals.

@idiotobsessedwithcats @rosedragon28 @take-that-depresion @stories-i-guess

[idiotobsessedwithcats-deactivat]

I am chulooroo, god of the two things I want

What.. what does this mean??

@mildly-cold-grape @rockydog90210 @rosiens @theplumthief @a-jar-of-beetles @aerealz @avhira @deity-of-the-forgotten @unstable-cucumber @kx1sxy @conjug8

Sorry if you already participated!

[unstable-cucumber]

I am Hannah, god of the game

WHAT GAME

but also eheheheheh

@koko-blueturtle @starsndaggers @goldennebu3lla @itsnotmyfaultimthisway

Sorry if you’ve already been tagged!!

[starsndaggers]

so i am callie, god of the underworld

dam im hades now ig???? nico im your dad

tags :

@southernblondehealerwillsolace @death-breath @jasonlightninggrace @piper-mclean-official @percysonofposiden @99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem @reaper-of-men @artemiss-favorite-hunter + anyone who wants to join!!

[zurophina9]

I’m Lit’s Mod so…

I’m Zurophina, God of the corpses

How- what-

Nvm….

@catsbecatsao3 @gay-little-isopod @firealder2005 @screwnames-ihatenames

[fiery-alder05]

good thing I’m on my phone for this lol

I’m Alder, god of the universe

I win >:3

open tag

[opalescent-sable]

I am Dawn god of lyrics and life

??? well not the worst thing ever

I'd prefer like god of animals or god of the stars

[abedgaza]

"When the house falls, the voice remains" — A message from Gaza, written by Abdelmajid ✍️

In a time where news is just numbers, and images pass in seconds, there are faces that remain. I am one of them.

My name is Abdelmajid. I don't carry an extraordinary story — I share what has sadly become ordinary in Gaza: Waking up to find no roof above me 🏚️, calling out to my mother and hearing no reply 💔, surviving a certain death… only to face the daily battle to live.

We used to believe war was a moment that would pass. But we’ve learned it may begin… and never end. It doesn’t just take homes — it takes childhood, voices, the faces we love.

Since that day, I no longer have a little world called my room. No key. No quiet corner. What remains? Fragments of memory… and a flicker of hope I carry every time my niece looks at me and asks, "Why did this happen to us?" 👧

I’m not writing for pity, nor for passing sadness. I write because we need a voice — someone to carry our story back into the rhythm of this loud world 🌍

You may not be able to end the war, but you can ease its cruelty on those who survived. You can extend a hand to someone trying to rebuild from rubble 🤝

Abedmajed’s Hope: Rebuilding Our Family’s Life in Gaza

My name is Abedmajed Elderawi, and I live in Gaza with what remains of my once large and loving family.

Whether you donate, share, or simply read these words to the end — your action may go unseen by cameras, but it makes a real difference ✨

For authenticity, Abdelmajid is verified and listed as #537 on the GazaVetters trusted vetting list. ✅

From my heart, and from the heart of Gaza: Thank you for still seeing the human behind the headlines 🕊️

[notquiteapolyglot]

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

[tharook]

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

[tk-tako]

þorny*

[solarine]

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

[liquidstar]

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

[slowspinningredemption]

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

[silvysartfulness]

This is pronounced Stargoat.

[dovewithscales]

Reblogging for Stargoat.

[justabrowncoatedwench]

STARGOAT

[niuniente]

I saw in Japan a bag of marshmallows named SCANDINAVIAN MÅRSHMÅLLOW and I still have not recovered from that. It reads as SCANDINAVIAN MORSHMOLLOW 

[cyanwrites]

I always read STARGÅTE as ‘stargåde’ with a Swedish pronunciation.

Star Riddle.

[musicalhell]

This one about broke my brain:

There is so much going on here that we need to properly break it down:

Η (eta): Long “e” sound like in “free” Ψ (psi): “ps” sound like in “psychology” or the noise you make to call your cat Ρ (rho): equivalent of English “R” Λ (lambda): equivalent of English “L” Τ (tau): equivalent of English “T,” one of two letters properly employed here Φ (phi): equivalent of English “F” Σ (sigma): as noted above, equivalent of English “S” Μ (mu): equivalent of English “M,” other properly employed letter That “presecription” Rx combo: Does not occur in Greek or any other alphabet, what the Hell is it doing here Θ (theta): soft “th” like in “thing” Γ (gamma): Kind of an asperated “gh” sound like you start to make a hard “g” but stop halfway through Δ (delta): hard “th” like in “there.” Χ (chi): asperated “kh” like in “challah” Π (pi): Equivalent of English “p”

The other letters do not occur in the Greek alphabet, although you will see English letters used for things like names and titles.

So when we put it all togheter, this miracle of title design reads something like:

EEPSRLTFL SMRRKHSSSS THGH THLSKHLPDRKHFL

[wokefrogvirus]

elon musk did a nazi salute twice at the inauguration, and republicans are defending him.

trump revoked executive order 11246, which prohibited discrimination.

trump put all dei employees on leave to be fired.

trump blamed the dc plane crash on dei.

trump banned all lgbtq+ flags from being hung in government buildings.

trump ordered the pentagon to cancel celebration of mlk jr. day, black history month, women's history month, holocaust remembrance day, asian american pacific islander heritage month, lgbtq+ pride month, juneteenth, women's equality day, national hispanic heritage month, national disability employment awarenessmonth, and national american indian heritage month.

trump proposed removing all palestinians from gaza, turning the area into a vacation resort called “riviera of the middle east”.

trump rolled back biden’s executive order to lower prescription drug costs for people using medicare and medicaid.

trump rescinded the $35 cap on insulin, and prices are expected to rise to $1500 a month.

trump ordered the national institutes of health to cancel their review panels on cancer research.

trump ended the guidelines to prevent ai misuse. the guidelines prevent many things, but notably it prevents production of ai child pornography.

when sean hannity asked trump about the economy, he said “i don’t care”, after campaigning with the economy as his main talking point.

trump has withdrawn the us from the world health organization.

trump is ordering health agencies to stop reporting on bird flu and halt publications of scientific reports.

trump has pardoned over 1500 people who stormed the capitol on january 6th.

trump changed denali back to mount mckinley.

trump signed an executive order to rename the gulf of mexico to gulf of america.

trump shut down cbp one, an app which granted legal entry to 1 million+ immigrants.

trump is allowing ice raids at churches and elementary schools.

trump announced plans to declare a national emergency at the us-mexico border.

trump signed an executive order to expand the use of the death penalty.

trump disbanded the school safety board that works to prevent school shootings. it was comprised of survivors, educators, and gun violence prevention advocates and formed after the school shooting in parkland.

trump withdrew from the paris climate act.

trump revoked all protections for transgender troops in the us military.

trump rescinded executive orders made by biden that benefited and protected women, lgbtq+ people, black americans, hispanic americans, asian americans, native hawaiians, and pacific islanders.

trump is attempting to make it legal to refuse to hire or fire pregnant women.

multiple state legislators are drafting bills to allow the punishment for abortion to be the death penalty.

trump pardoned 23 individuals convicted under the freedom of access to clinic entrances (FACE) act for their anti-abortion activism, including oftentimes violent protests at abortion clinics.

trump signed an executive order allowing deportation of foreign students who they believe express support for hamas or hezbollah.

trump announced that the us government will from here on out only recognize male and female as sexes. intersex is not legally recognized anymore.

the trump administration paused health communications to prevent the fda from announcing food recalls.

andy ogles drafted a constitutional amendment to allow trump to be president for a third term.

the us senate confirmed russell vought, one of the main authors of project 2025, will lead the white house budget office.

andy biggs introduced a bill to abolish osha and completely eliminate federal workplace safety protections.

georgia republican congressman mike collins called for the deportation of new jersey born mariann budde, the bishop who urged trump to “have mercy” on the lgbtq+ community and immigrants during a service at the national cathedral.

six states (arizona, idaho, iowa, kansas, mississippi, and north dakota) are planning on challenging obergefell v. hodges, which would end same-sex marriage nationwide. about a dozen more states have representatives are also considering filing similar resolutions.

amazon revoked protections for lgbtq+ and black employees.

the cdc has removed their hiv prevention page.

the united states state department has officially changed its “travelers with special conditions” page which previously said “lgbtqi+ travelers” to “lgb travelers”, completely getting rid of the tqi+.

every single republican told us we were overreacting. trump swore he had nothing to do with project 2025 yet continues implementing details outlined in it. not a single person has the right to tell us we’re being dramatic anymore.

hope “cheaper eggs and gas” was worth it.

EDIT: i removed the “trump refused to swear on the bible” point because it was being taken as me being an offended christian. i’m not christian, im agnostic. the reason i included it in the first place is because he’s the first president in history to ever refuse to swear on ANYTHING. meanwhile his “conservative christian” followers had no issue with this, and decided to continue to scramble for excuses instead of admitting he may not be as religious as he claims he is. i figured taking that point out entirely is probably better than filling this with an explanation in the middle of the other important issues.

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[luffymon123]

#Golden Potato luck

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…

you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.

BUT

you can’t add tags

[poll-position]

Did you add tags?

Yes

No

Voting ended onNov 21, 2024

[fiery-alder05]

blep blep

[opalescent-sable]

boop

[trans-junk-rat]

[ahopefulbromantic]

ahopelessromantic

(that was actually the idea behind it)

[angeltreasure-deactivated202505]

Deviltrash

[cheerfullycatholic]

Sorrowfullyatheist

[cir-c]

helios

[landcrowe]

Skypigeon

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

light-alchemist-brokeboy

[dlight98]

dspair12

[sherwonaut]

astrowood

[thehelplessmortals]

thecapableimmortals

[gotstabbedbyapen]

gothealedbyaneraser

[fiery-alder05]

waterstump-2005

[alollinglaughingcat]

astandingcryingdog

[opalescent-sable]

dusk-thaw

or alternately dusk-dew