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@drarrynight
I literally scrolled past after read it, started reading another post. Paused. “Oh my gOD” and scrolled back up to reblog this fuck
not taking any chances
@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! You’re limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.
Since you couldn’t take out fanfic writers with the purge so you’re just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?
Would this count as a text block?
100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue. I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult. It’s like they’re trying to have people not use it.
I’m so over this shithole
Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?
Heads up writers
@kittenofdoomage @captain-rogers-beard @siren-kitten-his @angryschnauzer @maeve-curry-writes @deandoesthingstome @impala-dreamer @outside-the-government @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse @plumfondler @blacktithe7 @supernatural-jackles @impalaimagining
FFS you’re joking me?
@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke
yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/
Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.
Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.
@staff @support
FUCK YOU @staff
Welp. So this is a thing now.
The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldn’t let me go past 99.
Seriously @staff ????
IMPORTANT EDIT
EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!
I tried this on desktop and did not hit a limit. It looks like a limitation of mobile posts.
I didn’t bother going past 543 because ain’t nobody got time for that, but there is no 100 block limit on desktop. You’re just going to have to post your fics on your computer or through your mobile web browser instead of the app.
Please reblog this version of the post so that people don’t totally freak out
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Good morning! I’m salty.
I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.
This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.
You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.
“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.
If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.
This needs to be reblogged today.
im so sad when it ends everytime. i want more
Where did the notes go looool
Wtf
How soon
Inspired by this amazing piece of art by the fabulous @nedjemmm (Thank you for letting me write this kjbfkgbdgkbfdkgjbdg 💙💙)
@call-me-hopelesss Turns out, hate snogging is not my forte 😂 But I couldn’t stop thinking about it after I read your comment 😂
“What did you just say to me?”
Harry just grins at him.
“What did you just say to me? I dare you to repeat it.” He shivers, either from the cold or from hardly being able to contain his anger. Harry isn’t sure.
“I said maybe you should exchange that green and silver scarf for a Hufflepuff one.”
“And why the hell would I do that?”
Harry’s grin widens. “I saw you earlier, with that little girl.”
Something flickers across Malfoy’s face. Harry’s caught him, but he’s trying to act nonchalant.
“What girl?”
“The girl you were comforting. I heard what you said to her. I thought that was…nice.”
“And what makes you think I give a damn about what you think?” Malfoy spits.
“Oh, so this is what you not caring looks like?” Harry sniggers.
Malfoy narrows his eyes and steps closer. If he thinks Harry is intimidated by the two inches he’s taller than him, he thought wrong.
“What are you trying to imply here?” Malfoy sneers. “Are you calling me a wimp?”
“Your words, not mine,” Harry laughs. “I just had no idea you were so in touch with your emotional side.”
Malfoy’s rosy cheeks turn crimson. But he doesn’t seem embarrassed or flustered, he seems livid. He grabs Harry by his scarf and pulls him forward until he’s inches away from his face.
“I’ll show you just how much I’m in touch with my emotional side,” he growls.
“Oh yeah?” Harry says challengingly. He raises his chin. “I bet you’re too much of a coward.”
“Who are you calling a coward?” Malfoy barks.
“I bet you don’t have the balls to—to—”
“To what?”
Harry swallows, suddenly feeling a bit nervous. And vulnerable. It’s a challenge. Malfoy won’t know about his feelings. Right? Right. He’ll be too angry anway.
Harry raises his chin even higher and squares his shoulders. “I bet you’re too much of a coward to kiss me.”
For a tiny fraction of a second, Malfoy looks shocked. But then he snorts, tightening his grip on Harry’s scarf.
“You’re out of your mind, Potter.”
“So you are a coward.”
“Shut up.” Malfoy’s eyes bore into his as though he’s searching for something. “You’re the bloody Gryffindor here. You do it if you want to so badly.”
“What? I didn’t say—Fuck you!”
“Who’s the coward now?”
Before Malfoy can say anything else, Harry mimics him, grabs the bloody prat by his scarf and yanks him forward. He can’t help but let out a little gasp when he feels Malfoy’s lips pressed against his own. For a moment, they’re both completely motionless. Until Harry feels Malfoy’s lips curl into a smirk.
“Is that all you can do?” he mumbles against Harry’s mouth.
Harry scowls at him and immediately lets go of his scarf; instead, he buries his hands and Malfoy’s hair and pulls him closer. His heart jumps when Malfoy wraps his arms around him and presses his hands against the small of Harry’s back. Oh, that pompous git! He won’t outdo Harry. Not a chance.
Harry opens his mouth and Malfoy loses no time in slipping his tongue inside. Harry pushes back with his own, releasing an enormous swarm of butterflies inside his stomach. More than once, their teeth clash against each other; it only encourages Harry to yank harder at Malfoy’s hair, to brush his tongue more firmly against Malfoy’s, to step closer so there’s absolutely no room left between them.
Malfoy grunts when Harry softly bites his bottom lip and smiles. He returns the favour, leaving Harry breathless and shivering.
He has no idea how long they’re standing there, practically attacking each other’s face, but he knows he could go for hours. Much too soon, Malfoy steps back; his cheeks are flushed and his lips swollen. He gives Harry a strange look, one he can’t place, before his brows are furrowed in a nasty scowl.
“I hate you,” he sneers.
“I hate you more,” Harry shoots back. He hesitates for a moment and searches Malfoy’s face for anything other than repugnance. Maybe he’s imagining it, but he thinks he sees it in his eyes, in the twitch of his mouth.
Malfoy ruins the moment with a rude hand gesture before he stomps off towards the castle.
Harry looks after him, his lips still tingling, and wonders how soon would be too soon to pick another fight with Malfoy.
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
HP/DRARRY Fic Fests
★ From 2017 back to 2011 || #masterlist || as of 2018.08 ★ Resources: @capipuff’s HP Fests + @vaysh11′s H/D Fests + potterfests
25 Days of Draco and Harry : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013
Anywhere but the Bed : 2017 | 2014
Bottom!Draco Fest : Transformations Fest 2015 | Adaptations Fest 2013 |
Christmas Fest : 2013
Cocks and Joggers Mini Fest : 2017
Draco Tops Harry Fest : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 |
Draco’s Birthday : Draco’s Merry-Making Mini Fest 2017 | Find Your Favourite Malfoy 2016 | Kinks and Tropes Party 2015
H/D Appreciation Fest : 2017
H/D Big Bang : Erised 2011 |
H/D Canon Fest : 2011
H/D Cliché Fest : 2017 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013
H/D Cock Fest : 2011
H/D Collaboration Fest : 2015
H/D Eighth Year Fest : 2015
H/D Erised : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013
H/D Family Fest : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014
H/D Fan Fair : Career Fair 2017 | Pet Fair 2016 | Pottermore Fair 2015 | Career Fair 2014 | Book Fair 2013 | Career Fair 2012 |
H/D Fluffy Halloween Fest : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 |
H/D Glompfest : 2017 | 2016 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 |
H/D Hurt!Fest : 2016 | 2015 | 2014
H/D Holidays : 2012 | 2011 |
H/D Liplocked Fest : 2011
H/D Mpreg Fest : 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 |
H/D Relief : Japan Relief Fest 2011
H/D Remix Challenge : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | ‘That Picture’ | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 |
H/D Smoochfest : Songspiration 2015 | Media Remix 2014 | Bound to You 2013 | Trust 2012 | First Times 2011 |
H/D Tropes Exchange : 2016 | 2014 | 2013
H/D Wireless Fest : 2017
H/D/S Beltane : 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 |
Halloween Creatures Fest : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 |
Harry Big Bang : 2015
Harry Submits Fest : 2012
HP Emofest : Xmas Mini Prompt Fest 2011
HP Darkfest : 2011 |
HP DIDI : 2011
HP Drizzle Fest : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 |
HP Get Lucky : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 |
HP Harlequin : 2012
HP Holiday : 2013
HP Horror Fest : 2017 | 2015 | 2014 | Imperius Challenge | 2013 |
HP Intoxicated : New Year Fest 2012
HP Kinkfest : 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 |
HP Mental Health : 2017 | 2016 | 2015
HP Prisoner Fest : 2013 |
HP Reversathon : 2012
HP Sexstars Fest : 2012 | 2011 |
HP Silencio Fest : 2015 | 2014 | 2013
HP Valensmut Fest : 2012
Party for Potter : 2017
Salt and Pepper Fest : 2017 | 2016
Summer of Slaves Fest : 2013
Valentine Veela Fest : 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 |
(don’t get your) wand in a knot : 2017 | 2016
*goes in for a high five but misses and slaps ur ass instead*
Stop it, Harry, your eyesight isn’t that poor
“No, Ron, but my palm is stinging and Malfoy looks confused and annoyed, so…worth it!”
“He looks more aroused than annoyed, Harry, pls stahp.”
“No, that’s definitely his annoyed face, like when I whipped off my towel in the locker room the other day to snap it at him. See how red he gets? Haha.”
“Harry, stop showing Malfoy your bits and stop smacking his arse!!!!??! Neither act annoys him! For the love of Merlin.”
“Huh? …Oh, god, now he’s limping to the loo. I didn’t think I smacked him that hard. I’m going to check on him and apologize.”
“…Do not ever tell me about what happens in there, Harry, I don’t ever want to know.”
37 minutes later:
“Uh. So, you might have been right about Malfoy’s face… What? I’m just saying! And, er, totally unrelated, but I’m probably going to miss dinner tonight. I just have….study…plans. Gotta go.”
“…you shagged him. You’re going to shag him some more tonight. This is not happening.”
hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into
hi everyone im still pissed that we were told emily dickinson was a spinster when she spent her whole life writing love letters to a woman
hi everyone im still pissed about the fact that we never got taught any of the super super gay Greek myths. it seems impossible to think they managed to pick all the hetero myths when Greece was just THAT gay but guess what? they did.
hi everyone virginia woolf was also bi im still pissed that so much of literature is queer and has queer coding within it that deserves to be analysed through that lens in the same way that we don’t ignore the gender of an author, but sexuality is never mentioned in highschool literature classes
hi everyone i’m still pissed that we were never taught that da vinci was gay af and that the ideal the western world has of jesus (white, long straight brown hair) was based on one of his male lovers
hi everyone i’m still pissed that we were told sir isaac newton died a virgin when he had multiple boyfriends over the course of his life one of whom he wrote passionate love letters too and lived with
hi everyone i’m still pissed that we never learned about Tesla in high school and how he was asexual aromantic af, also that it was him who invented the lightbulb and not that shitbag of an Edison
Hi everyone I’m still pissed that this post never came up on my dash earlier so I could tell more people about it
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
It’s a very dangerous language to learn
Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:
truly the language of love
Bromance/Romance
Alright, guys.
THIS ISN’T a bromance:
THIS IS a bromance:
THIS IS a bromance:
THIS IS a bromance:
NOT THIS:
GOODNIGHT, THANK YOU
One more time, kids. Say it with me:
BROMANCE:
NOT BROMANCE:
Just a little more emphasis
Actual Bros:
JUST ‘MANCE.
To review:
BROS
NOT BROS
Reblogging because of the 100% accuracy, and so I can show my mother that she is wrong.
Idgaf, JUST FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK:
BROMANCE in a bathroom:
NOT BROMANCE in a bathroom :
BROMANCE IN THE CAR:
NOT BROMANCE IN THE CAR:
Just bros touching for the sake of BROMANCE:
Touching for the sake of… ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU HURT? OMG I’M SO WORRIED WHAT SHOULD I DO, LET ME SEE YOUR FACE CLOSER:
MOMENTS WITH THE BRO:
MOMENTS… WITH YOUR NOT-AT-ALL BRO:
And the last ones (yet):
@destiel-is-cockles-fault @deancasheadcanons @destiel-shippers @casdean-forever @deanandcastrash @destieldrabblesdaily @destielthingsandstuff @princesscas @profoundbondoflove @superdestielbow @weneedyouineedyou @cocklesdestielonly @destielcanonn @canondestiel @cockles-destiel-spn @deananscas @deanackles67
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS POST AND I WILL SHOVE IT IN THE FACES OF THOSE WHO SAY THIS IS BROMANCE WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE AND A GLINT IN MY EYE
BROMANCE
NOT BROMANCE
BROMANCE
NOT BROMANCE
Let’s make it the longest post in Tumblr’s History
I want this post on my dash everyday .
BROMANCE, MY ASS 👇
I WILL NEVER STOP UPDATING AND REBLOGGING THIS.
BECAUSE SOME VOLUNTARY BLIND/AMNESIC PEOPLE NEED A LITTLE REMINDER EVERY NOW AND THEN, NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS.
It’s not a bromance. Castiel literally confessed his love to Dean on his death bed
But let’s not forget that Cas broke free from Naomi’s control just by Dean saying he needs him, aka the Winchester “I love you”
NOT BROMAnCE
Okay just a little reminder for some people ;)
If I don’t reblog this when it shows up on my dash, I’m probably dead.
So you think the relationship between Dean Winchester and Castiel Winchester is obviously romantic(DESTIEL EXISTs) and will reblog this post over and over again?
ME:
Damn if you need some real Destiel then here you go
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?
( @mrv3000 )
Reblogging for the last comment.
i love that the fandom has just agreed that draco is left-handed and speaks french
and that he smells like citrus and harry testified for him in his trial
Wait … This is not canon?
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk.
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dire
Bare
Care
Mare
Made
Lore
Lyre
Pyre
part
Fart
farm
Fare
Fore
Sort
Soft
Sift
silk
Milk
Mill
Mull
Vile
Time
Bike
Bake
Lake
Bile
Tile
Lilt
Kilt
Kill
Jill
Dill
Dole
pole
sole
sold
meld
mend
Tend
Tent
Rent
Best
belt
well
help
Hell
Heel
Feel
Peel
Keen
Been
Bear
Reef
Bear
Bar
Bare
Barf
Barb
Darn
Park
Make
Sake
Woke
Poke
coke
Joke
Jake
Rake
bake
Fake
Name
Nape
Cape
Mope
Hope
Hole
Vole
Vore
Tore
Sore
More
Pure
Sure
sore
Pork
Bork
Lark
Park
Dirk
Kirk
Kick
Tick
Pick
Lick