LEE🖤

Ya bamboozled ‘‘twas the gays

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[sunshine-in-a-petal-deactivated]

THE FLOWER CROWN

[softmushie]

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[loveislattes]

AAAHHHH!!!! FINALLY!

[swaggness]

Ooh a meme

Welp…..might as well join the fun….

Oh god…….

NOPE!!!!

[tygermama]

i LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SO MUCH

[skybloodfox]

ITS BACK

[smooththegoofyshark]

AAAAH IT’S LONGER THAN BEFORE

[xxdevilbydaylightxx]

Welp… . It’s time, kiddos. Let’s see what this beanie can d-

-nOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE-

[smooththegoofyshark]

Ahahaha yes!

[smooththegoofyshark]

No way this hat can do anything!

Here goes!

WHAT THE FUCK?!??!

[desirerivalzx]

ENJOY scrolling for 2 years if you wanna see any other content on my blog after i reblog this for the 2nd time

[that-stardust-deactivated201902]

I’m sitting here fuckin wheezing XD

[mechahammer]

i will never get tired of rebloging this

[gabriel-deserved-better]

Can’t be that bad, right?

Seems fine for n-

FUCK. NOT AGAIN

[leepea09]

GOT BETTER WTF

[leepea09]

DATE IDEAS

Go to an outdoor cinema! Bring some blankets and some snacks (possibly pillows too?)

Camping! Wether it be in your backyard or miles away, just bring some blankets, sleeping bags, pillows and snacks! Then just watch the stars.

Marathons! And by marathon I mean movie marathon! Either make a pillow fort or just get on the bed and make a list of all the movies you’d like to watch!

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

[minelskede-deactivated20190606]

This isn’t fiction. This is going to be my career. @writing-prompt-s wanna start a gang?

[writing-prompt-s]

I am down. What’s our gang name? 

[writing-prompt-s]

^

Amazon Crime is looking for members. Comment your expertise and explain how it could revolutionise our operations.

[writing-prompt-s]

Hired!

Hired!

Hired!

Hired!

HIRED!

Hired!

Hired!

HIRED!

HIRED!

Hired!

[writing-prompt-s]

Hired!

Hired!

Hired!

Hired!

Hired!

Hired!

Hired!

Hired!

Hired!

We need a logo!

[robogal328]

My hand slipped

[writing-prompt-s]

I promise I will look after each and every member and that we split the loot evenly

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

[secretlesbians]

Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.

Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think?

[daggers-drawn]

They called the police on this lesbian painting.

[toastoat]

[theclockworkzombie]

The best part is, the lesbian embrace isn’t even the biggest thing that made the painting so controversial, it was the art style. People in the artistic community at the time were wholly familiar with sapphic relationships being portrayed in art, but were used to these scenes being portrayed in the ‘academic art’ style, which consisted of smooth, simplistic, idealised versions of the nude female form. This often went hand in hand with the depiction of Roman & Greek allegories to illustrate certain ideals (think Cabanel’s Birth of Venus). Courbet’s journey into realism was met by heavy critique from the academic movement, as the women he painted were, well, more realistic. Leaving in details such as the rolls of fat around the ribs acted as a blunt reminder to the audience that these were not euphoric goddesses caressing in ecstasy, but ordinary women having a nap together after making love. Other realist paintings suffered the same controversy, Manet’s Olympia is a perfect example, where the problem was not that the painting depicted a nude woman in an erotic pose, but the fact that she was just an ordinary courtesan, given an identity & portrayed in a place of power & control. Realism humanized the female form in art, & removed it from its previous role as a representation of the ideal.

So what disgusted people about the painting wasn’t so much that Le Sommeil depicted two women, but rather that it depicted two ‘real’ women.

[hazeldomain]

Artist: So I painted a couple of lesbians in bed. 

Men: Niiiiiiiiiice

Artist: They have cellulite

Men: I AM CALLING THE POLICE

[prussianmemes]

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

[hazoret]

Wait there’s another one of these

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.

[amazonfam]

ok so i was like lurking through ur entire account cuz i couldn’t remember why i subbed to u but then i found the shindenki content and BOI I LOVE THEM I FUCKING FORGOT AND NOW I REMEMBER AND AHHHH

SHINDENKI IS A RISING SHIP THAT I LOVE AND I NEED TO MAKE MORE MEMES ABOUT, THANK YOU CHILD

[leepea09]

PLEASE MAKE MORE MEMES!! QUENCH MY THIRST FOR THIS SHIP

[amy-softiago]

like if you’re an amy

reblog if you’re a jake

[assassinregrets]

reblog this post right now with a photo of your cat

DOGS ARE ALSO PERMITTED DO IT NOW SHOW ME THE PUPPERS

[handypolymath]

[thassalia]

[sidewaystime]

[lynati]

[rionsanura]

[knottahooker]

[wyntera]

[holydarkhallelujah]

[gatoradeinthemorning]

[rodiniaorzetalthepenquin]

[zoycitem]

[oddsocksandstuff]

[rosemoonweaver]

[carrieosity]

Not actually my dog, but the therapy dog I just “interviewed” and “hired” to be part of our library’s program for kids reading to dogs:

[ltleflrt]

[andromytta]

[blushygigglee-mess]

[leepea09]

my babies,,,,

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[edgelord-zuuko]

Amazing

[kiralushia]

I hate hot tea, it’s too hot and I can’t drink it, I prefer cold drinks, and cold tea is amazing and perfect ewe

[tarabluu-deactivated20190208]

I can’t NOT reblog this

[leepea09]

as a brit. sweet tea is ducking amazing it’s better than normal tea. and hot chocolat is too hot so ya gotta have it as chocolate milk. sure both are good but ya gotta have that zen balance ya dig?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kittyinhighheels]

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

[masterofthenightscape]

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Came home to find this

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:

Wife and I were sewing Elly’s Halloween costume up

Yea, she is going to be a spider and it’s super cute and all but. But. Loooook

Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.

The moment she got up I threw them into the closet

Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post

Sry bout that eh.

[samael-has-arrived]

This is glorious and I’m so damn happy this is still going.

[keepingcalmisoverratedgoddamnit]

My god I need to see where else they are hidden. You are a genius sir

[colinforreal-deactivated2019031]

Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996)  “Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

[calystarose]

https://playback.fm/birthday-movie - #1 movie on your bday 

[shadow-warren-whump]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

“Nothing will ever be the same.”

[alliemackenzie28]

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. “The greatest enterprise of all is adventure.”

[penguinpaints]

The X-files. The Truth Is Out There

[leepea09]

spider-man 2 and idk what the tag line is

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

If you could do the monkey bars as a child and you’re gay now you 100% grew up and became a top

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

meanwhile if you grew up terrified of the monkey bars like i did you definitely grew up to become a bottom

[leepea09]

don’t expose me

[jokesontoast]

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

[magnumbot-deactivated20240227]

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

[09nerorelatable]

Pokemon and Digimon

[horuss-moved234567865-deactivat]

sun and moon

[miyushinoharaofficial]

super trans and mega trans

[mcfucko-deactivated20180520]

chungo and scrungus

[dfbdbdghngfnfgngfnghfghghfh-dea]

salt and pepper

[inter5tellas]

Neither and both

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

Nintendogs 1 & 2

[goth-gay]

handmaiden and fuedal lord

[filthyheretic-deactivated201901]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[thatstoomanypilots]

Team lads and team gents

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

Mario and Luigi

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

Tom and Jerry

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Ass and tiddies

[cultural-goldmanism]

Star Trek and Star Wars

[yteicosanievilew]

Simon and garfunkel

[realvladimirlenin-deactivated20]

Primmie and techie

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

Marina and The Diamonds

[butchmachine]

Grump and Not So Grump

[twynkdeth]

Bread and butter

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ramones and Clash

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Coke and Pepsi

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Skype and Oovoo.

[psychophancy-deactivated2021072]

Derek and The Dominos

[irltrash]

the proletariat and the bourgeois

[iamfuckingtrash]

feudal lords and handmaidens

[soulsingerinasessionband]

Dungeons and dragons

[gaylawyersmoved-deactivated2020]

narumitsu and narumayo

[acecourses-blog]

kinder and milka

[don8boost]

benny and the jets

[discourseofficial]

florence and the machine

[you-arent-queer]

shrek & the bee movie

[movedto-sceneboyfriend]

Xbox and pc

[melskunk]

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

Naruto & Sasuke

[soft-pink-wilfy]

Ben & Jerry’s

[kotilae]

Offense and Defense

[panic-at-the-badger-burrow]

Peanut butter and jelly

[booksarebetterthanpeople]

Coffee and tea

[catgirlwerewolf]

Owl and city

[drafted-to-the-skeleton-war]

Lamb and beef

[gonda-deactivated20210511]

My type and not my type

[lahnce-moved]

Ihop and Denny’s

[thespace-dragon]

Mcdonalds and burger king

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

Coke and Pepsi

[clownfactories]

Jedi & Sith

[blaxkula]

Sharks and Jets

[transicon]

sans and komaeda

[g-mecube]

Joestars and Brandos

[wulfric-schwarzfell-deactivated]

Alliance and Horde

[lamafeeling]

Valor and Mystic

[irvine--kinneas]

Dipper & Mabel 

[somebody-anxious-deactivated202]

Ruby & Sapphire

[sludgebat]

nutritious & delicious

[anti-transphobia]

furries & scalies

[star-fall-system]

Dom & sub

[terfsbeingtransphobic]

XD and :3

[radfem-radbi-blog]

:^) and :^(

[otterminate-blog1]

preps and nerds

[louiseagainst-ddlg-blog]

Game of thrones and the walking dead

[peachy-discourse]

uwu and owo

[soul-eater-against-ddlg]

Vocaloid and UTAU

- Mod Maka

[transdrakemallard-deactivated20]

Phoenix & Edgeworth

[metamaniacz]

Yaoi and yuri

Gay and lesbian

[raptor-party]

Rawr XD and Rawr DX

[sideshowlynx-deactivated2021090]

Whip and Nae nae

[80centcherrycoke]

Lean and Dab

[map-is-not-a-real-word]

Netflix and HBO.

[komeinowana-deactivated20190518]

Maws and Paws

[queersona]

LOL and ASDFGHKLKJLA

[ace-isnt-an-anti]

fuck and damn

[roooooooosie-deactivated2020021]

Edging and BDSM

[evergreenempress]

Top and bottom

[thexneincxntrol-deactivated2019]

Chara and Frisk.

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

DC and Marvel 

[lisianthoma]

Wilford and Dark

[stilesisbiles]

The Mummy and the Mummy Returns

[neogale]

dumb and dumber

[hoi-polloi-bois]

What’s New Pussycat and It’s not Unusual

[xo-danny]

Newsie or Scab

[moxiethesimplenerd]

Hamilton and Burr

[coffeeflavoredtearsold]

Fluff and Angst

[the-angst-parade]

apple and android

[rilli-luci]

Thomas and Joan

[i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom]

Why did you guys make me scroll this far

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

Punk and emo

[viostormcaller]

mlem and blep

[missjukebox8bit]

Squid Sisters and Off the Hook

XD & 😂

[ghiraher]

Fi and ghirahim

[simonblackquillshusband]

Prep and goth

[adorkablenerd]

Skeleton and Ghost

[blushygigglee-mess]

Lapis and Peridot - N

Finn and Jake ~ J

Dan and Phil - N

Ruby and Sapphire

Steven and Connie - N

Sans and Ketchup Papyrus

Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski

[leepea09]

men and mega men

[kaichisaki]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[snivy]

FUCK this post and happy birthday tetsutetsu + kirishima

[leepea09]

everyone forgets testutestu

[fragranceofdarkness]

this ain’t a scene it’s a

gdjsjdjsjs

djskshds

ajdjddkss

rjsjdjdksk

[bluedogeyes]

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

[nikthestrange101]

THIS IS WHERE THE MEME CAME FROM

[jkl-fff]

Seriously, though, the French LOVED Edgar Allan Poe, thanks in particular to Jules Verne.

He even wrote a sequel to Poe’s only novel, and numerous essays about how great an author Poe was.

By all accounts, Poe (who lived a penniless life in the US) really *was* baffled by all of this.

[ladynorbert]

Reblogging because I never saw that part before!

[sicksicksixx]

Jules Verne, famed father of sci fi and inventor of the submarine was a total Poe fanboy who wrote fanfic.

[dsudis]

Hark, a Vagrant: Poe and Verne by Kate Beaton

[mainblogtolike]

vernoe is the only valid otp